From: owner-idealcopy-digest@smoe.org (idealcopy-digest) To: idealcopy-digest@smoe.org Subject: idealcopy-digest V6 #57 Reply-To: idealcopy@smoe.org Sender: owner-idealcopy-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-idealcopy-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk idealcopy-digest Thursday, February 27 2003 Volume 06 : Number 057 Today's Subjects: ----------------- [idealcopy] MZUI [kevin eden ] [idealcopy] Wire photo [kevin eden ] Re: [idealcopy] (Hell in a Cup) At the Shit Awards ["Alex Wise" ] [idealcopy] Re: aMINIATURE (was Re: [OT] Oasis= Shit) ["Syarzhuk Kazachen] [idealcopy] Wire US Tour Dates [Michael Flaherty ] Re: [idealcopy] Re: aMINIATURE [Paul Pietromonaco ] [idealcopy] Fwd,OT: All Tomorrow's Parties News Update [Ari Britt ] Re: [idealcopy] Re: aMINIATURE ["ian.s. jackson" Subject: [idealcopy] MZUI MZUI CD is now in stock and available to purchase from WMO. GBP12.00 plus the usual P&P rates. (Check Wireviews site for full details) Hurry now before stocks disappear. Bouquet have only pressed 1000 copies worldwide. kevin eden e-mail: wmouk@yahoo.com web: www.wireviews.com "dreams that money can buy" Yahoo! Tax Center - forms, calculators, tips, and more ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Feb 2003 01:42:08 -0800 (PST) From: kevin eden Subject: [idealcopy] Wire photo Why would anybody want to purchase from ebay when its in the Wire book I wrote, lol Kevin Eden kevin eden e-mail: wmouk@yahoo.com web: www.wireviews.com "dreams that money can buy" Yahoo! Tax Center - forms, calculators, tips, and more ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Feb 2003 20:59:07 +1100 From: "Alex Wise" Subject: Re: [idealcopy] (Hell in a Cup) At the Shit Awards When Oasis flew to Australia they were reported on the news for causing mayhem on the flight. What they did was go up to somebody who was asleep on theplane, stick headphones on them and play Oasis music full blast. Somebody apparently asked Liam for an autograph and Liam headbutted him. There was send-up of the incident here on commercial radio Sydney when Liam insisted on flying the aircraft himself in which he crashed it. Hehe - ----- Original Message ----- From: "Ari Britt" To: Sent: Wednesday, February 26, 2003 8:42 AM Subject: Re: [idealcopy] (Hell in a Cup) At the Shit Awards > No,you'd probably get an award for actualy doing it,can't stand 'em myself,too full of themselves,betcha they were spoilt bratts as children.........Ari > Alex Wise wrote:If I am subjected to listening to Oasis for a week, will I receive a fruit > platter? Liam Gallagher refused to rehearse with the band until he got his > fruit platter on time. > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Ari Britt" > To: > Sent: Tuesday, February 25, 2003 9:13 AM > Subject: Re: [idealcopy] (Hell in a Cup) At the Shit Awards > > > > OY! I love Radiohead so watchit or I'll make ya listen to Oasis for a > week.Ari > > Alex Wise wrote:Where was Oasis and Radiohead > during this time? > > ----- Original Message ----- > > From: "Bill Hick" > > To: > > Sent: Friday, February 21, 2003 10:43 AM > > Subject: [idealcopy] (Hell in a Cup) At the Shit Awards > > > > > > > WIRE has at long last been nominated for a Shit Award, in recognition of > > the > > > inspiration they gave to so many plagiarists and retro-preeners of the > > almost > > > dead shitpop movement. > > > > > > Cut to AWARDS CEREMONY, as Colin Newman and Bruce Gilbert, clad in > Bastard > > > T-shirt and black polo neck respectively, take the podium. Graham Lewis > is > > at > > > home in Sweden tending his daughters and Robert Grey is off tending his > > plot. > > > > > > "Well, alright, but basically WIRE was always more of a nu-metal band > > really," > > > explains Colin, overcome by almost no emotion whatsoever. "The thing > that > > they > > > all forgot is that its all in the art of stopping." > > > > > > "Damn," mutters Bruce, "Must be going deaf. Could've sworn he said it > was > > all > > > in the art of droppings. That's why I took the opportunity to make this > > cup > > > they've given us into a work of ART by filling it with human excrement. > > Now, > > > not only does it have visual juxtapositions which are open to > > interpretation > > > by the observer, but there is also the element of smell." > > > > > > Sure enough a pungent stench ruptures the smokey air. > > > > > > "Colin will now demonstrate that a cup can be a bell with the element of > > > smell." > > > > > > Colin strikes the cup with a mallet, sending resonating chinks > > reverberating > > > across the hall. The Resonating Chinks promptly form themselves into a > > group > > > and play a song with the riff to Champs. > > > > > > From the balcony a very drunk Mark E Smith begins shouting, "Notebooks > out > > > plagiarists, idiot groups with no shape or form!" > > > > > > Colin gets a bit carried away and sends the cup flying, splattering shit > > all > > > over the assembled ranks of hasbeen Britpop bores. They all fall upon > each > > > other, eagerly licking the shit from their clothes. Suddenly Thom Yorke > is > > so > > > overcome by emotion that he bursts into a desperate little bit of > > cod-operatic > > > hystrionics. > > > > > > "I'm a creep, I'm just so-so, > > > What the hell am I doing here? > > > I don't like shit in me beer! > > > Am I deep? Am I bozo? > > > I'll write an Autechrist pyramid song > > > That sounds a lot more like Elton John" > > > > > > "Pack of mongs!" shouts Mark E Smith pulling out a vintage mauser and > > spraying > > > bullets into the crowd. Yorke's head is torn in two, and the drummer of > > Blur > > > is later forced to go solo from his hospital bed. Smith is promptly > > awarded a > > > lifetime acheivement, which he trades in for a half smoked pack of cigs. > > > > > > Colin and Bruce take the opportunity to slip away to make tracks at Swim > > > studio. > > > > > > Kickin' Shit Outta Pop > > > Cracked Machine > > > Highly Irregular Cyberzine > > > http://www.webinfo.co.uk/crackedmachine > > Yahoo! Tax Center - forms, calculators, tips, and more > Yahoo! Tax Center - forms, calculators, tips, and more ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Feb 2003 21:37:14 +1100 From: "Alex Wise" Subject: Re: [idealcopy] Re: [OT] Oasis= Shit If I was forced to hear disposable pop (poop) stuff i would develop a severe headache and eventually throw up whereas if I was subjected to oasis I would just be more or less having a crap. - ----- Original Message ----- From: "Paul Pietromonaco" To: Sent: Wednesday, February 26, 2003 11:00 AM Subject: Re: [idealcopy] Re: [OT] Oasis= Shit > >> I'd always heard that they had a pretty rough childhood. Didn't > their > >> father abandom them? Weren't they basically street hoodlums in > >> their teens? > >> > > > >no offense intended, but who cares?....having a crappy childhood is no > >excuse for being a cunt > > None taken. But, like I said - it makes sense to me. Not that I > approve, mind you. But, it explains a lot. It takes a lot to break > cycles of abuse. > > >and certainly no excuse for heaping crappy > >music upon the world.... > > > > Let's see, what's worse. A band re-writing Beatles songs or any song > by Brittany Spears, Backstreet Boys, and the other faceless, disposable > pop groups in the charts in Britain and U.S. > > Hmmm... I guess I'd rather listen to the Beatle copy band. > > Well, actually, I'd rather listen to Wire than either of those choices. > (^_^) But, I'd definitely be eyeing the razor blades if I were forced > to listen to the disposable pop stuff, whereas I'd just be drinking a > lot if I were listening to Oasis. > > Cheers, > Paul > > N.P. aMINIATURE - depthfiveratesix ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Feb 2003 09:35:27 -0500 From: "Syarzhuk Kazachenka" Subject: [idealcopy] Re: aMINIATURE (was Re: [OT] Oasis= Shit) >N.P. aMINIATURE - depthfiveratesix Do you really like it? I remember giving it a series of spins and not finding a single likable track there... Syarzhuk Be healthy, stay wealthy... Visit Belarusan Music Source - http://www.belmusic.net _________________________________________________________________ Add photos to your messages with MSN 8. Get 2 months FREE*. http://join.msn.com/?page=features/featuredemail ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Feb 2003 12:57:39 -0600 From: Michael Flaherty Subject: [idealcopy] Wire US Tour Dates According to PostEverything, Wire will play four US cities this summer: LA (ATPs), San Francisco, Chicago, and New York. No dates are known/confirmed at this time. Michael Flaherty ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Feb 2003 13:04:48 -0800 From: Paul Pietromonaco Subject: Re: [idealcopy] Re: aMINIATURE >>N.P. aMINIATURE - depthfiveratesix > >Do you really like it? I remember giving it a series of spins and not >finding a single likable track there... > Hmm - interesting. Yes - I like it. Sort of sounds like a West Coast version of what bands like Jawbox and (to some extent) Fugazi were doing. Looked for a review on allmusic.com to maybe put it in some perspective, but even though they list the CD, they never reviewed it! Cheers, Paul ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Feb 2003 14:59:43 -0800 (PST) From: Ari Britt Subject: [idealcopy] Fwd,OT: All Tomorrow's Parties News Update donotreply wrote:From: "donotreply" To: Subject: All Tomorrow's Parties News Update Date: Wed, 26 Feb 2003 14:15:12 -0000 Dear ATP Friends, ATP UK SOLD OUT ATP LA LINE UP AND VENUE ANNOUNCEMENT ATP COMPILATION IS ABOUT TO BE RELEASED THE MAGIC BAND LONDON SHOW TWO NIGHTS OF PUBLIC ENEMY AND KOOL KEITH ATP UK SOLD OUT Yes, its true ATP has sold out and Autechre and Foundation would like to thank all the fans that purchased tickets in advance - details of ATP UK 2004 will be revealed shortly as next year the festival will reach the ripe old age of 5. ATP LA LINE UP AND VENUE ANNOUNCEMENT ATP LA now boasts the line up of Mogwai, Yo La Tengo, Breeders, Trail of the Dead, The Coup, Le Tigre, Neko Case, Boredoms, Danielson Famile, Daniel Johnston, Melt Banana, The Melvins, The Fall, Wire, Blonde Redhead plus more. For full line up and on sale details visit our new web address http://www.atpfestival.com Tickets available from the ATP website will cost $100 for a 3 day pass that will allow you to flow freely between any of the 3 venues that are hosting ATP LA. The venues are all based in Hollywood are The Henry Fonda, The Palace and the Palladium and it looks set to be a great event. ATP COMPILATION IS ABOUT TO BE RELEASED The new ATP compilation to coincide with the Ae event is released on April 14th and features unreleased and rare tracks by Autechre, Jim O'Rourke, Carl Craig, Push Button Objects, Kool Keith, Earth, Stasis and Baby Ford amongst others. It will be a double CD/Vinyl on ATP recordings and distributed through Vital (UK/Europe) and Touch and Go (North America). Also the festival curators Autechre release their new album entitled Draft 7.30 that sounds awesome and is released on Warp on April 7th. THE MAGIC BAND LONDON SHOW AND NEW RECORD The Magic Band just recorded their rehearsals in Palmdale California and the only way to describe them is they was mind blowing! The Magic Band haven't played in over 20 years and they will tear your heads off - yes, it was that good. The sessions were recorded and will be released on ATP in June. John French added vocals and harmonica and made the record sound incredible and his homage to Beefheart was so inspiring you will think it's the man himself and I am not making this up. Their show at Shepherds Bush Empire is selling fast and all the stalls tickets are virtually sold out. So don't wait too long. John French will be drumming at these shows but will sing on a handful of tracks with drumming duties covered by another Magic Band drummer Robert Williams. Tickets are available from http://www.wayahead.com and http://www.ticketweb.co.uk TWO NIGHTS OF PUBLIC ENEMY AND KOOL KEITH Public Enemy have just confirmed they will play a second show due to demand at London's Astoria. They now play April 2 and April 3, 2003. The support acts on both nights will be Kool Keith w/Kutmasta Kurt + Killa Kela. Tickets are available from http://www.wayahead.com and http://www.ticketmaster.co.uk That's it for now Over and out... Barry ATP Yahoo! Tax Center - forms, calculators, tips, and more ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Feb 2003 15:05:00 -0800 (PST) From: Ari Britt Subject: [idealcopy] FwdOT: wmd Date: Wed, 26 Feb 2003 10:32:10 -0600 From: "r)(0)(m" Subject: wmd http://www.coxar.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/ Yahoo! Tax Center - forms, calculators, tips, and more ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Feb 2003 23:49:07 +0000 From: "ian.s. jackson" Subject: Re: [idealcopy] Re: aMINIATURE i have this one too...a throw back to my radio days...and yes, we played a couple of tracks from this on the show...not heard it in a while, will try and dig it out and see how it shapes up now...i'll let you know, maybe... ian.s.j. > >>N.P. aMINIATURE - depthfiveratesix > > > >Do you really like it? I remember giving it a series of spins and not > >finding a single likable track there... > > > >Hmm - interesting. Yes - I like it. Sort of sounds like a West Coast >version of what bands like Jawbox and (to some extent) Fugazi were >doing. > >Looked for a review on allmusic.com to maybe put it in some >perspective, but even though they list the CD, they never reviewed it! _________________________________________________________________ Express yourself with cool emoticons http://messenger.msn.co.uk ------------------------------ End of idealcopy-digest V6 #57 ******************************