From: owner-idealcopy-digest@smoe.org (idealcopy-digest) To: idealcopy-digest@smoe.org Subject: idealcopy-digest V5 #191 Reply-To: idealcopy@smoe.org Sender: owner-idealcopy-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-idealcopy-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk idealcopy-digest Tuesday, June 11 2002 Volume 05 : Number 191 Today's Subjects: ----------------- [idealcopy] Idealcopy or The Hicklist? [Tim ] Re: [idealcopy] Couple of items... [Santa Cruzer ] Re: [idealcopy] Here We Are Now ENTERTAIN US! [Eardrumbuz@aol.com] Re: AW: [idealcopy] searching a song ["Keith Astbury" ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue, 11 Jun 2002 03:00:01 +0100 From: Tim Subject: [idealcopy] Idealcopy or The Hicklist? He dishes it out. > >>>Feeling uncool, too mainstream, too normal? > >Like a Tim? Yeah Why not. We all need to be uncool, mainstream and normal some of the time because most people on this earth are. Its called communication. >He can dish it out but he can't take it. Yes I f**kin can, and so can you. And you both dish and take here. So take this......... > >>>Tired of being crushed by the wheels of industry, and flayed alive by Big >Brother and the police state? > >No problem for indestructible kids in the vicarage. Dissing my band now? So when is your new single out? Our new EP will be available through Gooom Disques in August. Check our website for details. Its probably too mainstream for your ears, dear. > >>>Follow these simple steps and you too can ejaculate your pearls of spunky >wisdom all over Idealcopists >everywhere, just like the bard of Whalley Range. > >Can't people think for themselves anymore? No because the noise from your corner is so deafening! >Actually I don't do drugs, except for alcohol. If I did I'd be able to get >them cheap, thank you very much! Then I want a pint of whatever you're on > >>>1. First have a little personal dig at the writer of the message e.g: > > >>>"Vicars Son praised Blur....." > > >>>Something like that. > >Already did that joke better when it actually related to something, but what >is the problem with being a vicar's son anyway? Nothing. Its a very noble profession and my father is a very noble man. Its YOU that keeps bringing this up! Lets get personal then. You must have gone to a Private School. Right? So what did your parents or guardians have to do to pay for this? >Funny how it's alright for you to say 'J*n Wh*tn*y is a c*nt' though... ! More >than a little personal dig... Yeah, cos he's not on this list. And IMHO he's a c**t. I meant he was a Clot! what did you think I meant? >He can dish it out but he can't take it. Oh yes I fooken can. Dish away poshboy! > >>>"Undulating plyon trestle, spells arid belt for the Fun Boy >Three-ah....apply farmyard to the bespectacled acupunturist-ah...." > >That's actually more like an NME hack's parody of a Fall lyric. It's better >than the Blur lyrics that have been quoted recently though, maybe you should >take up 'bardic balladry' (but only in a style acceptable to the NME). No its just a joke actually. Its called HUMOUR. And the NME of today won't feature The Fall. It will features The Hives, The Vines, The Strokes, The Tonkas, The Wonkas, The Crisps, The Brackets, The Engines, The Hens, The Bricks, The Troggs, The Flotsam, The Jetsons and Ride. And System of A Down, Puddle Of Mudd and Scrotum of a Horse. >Did you mean 'apply farmyard' as an orchard image, or as an order? Good Point. Either. But I prefer Apply as an order. Apply the Farmyard. Form a band and call it that . > >>>3. Then quote verbatim from the Bible (i.e 'Everybody Loves a History') > >Obviously, >The following isn't actually in Kevin's book: I was joking. It was a parody. Look it up in a dictionary. Graeme, you are being satirised. This happens to those who try and take the moral high-ground with everyone they encounter. And if you can't take a joke, expect to get a bit of harmless ribbing! > >>>4. And whats on the Binatone Midi system? > >Or even the 2nd hand 1970s Pioneer 120W amplifier. Midi systems are shite! Phillip Jeck, who we both enjoy, would beg to differ I reckon. >"Antidotes for those who wrote" MES Oh come on, explain that one!!!!! >Jealousy and a desire for revenge? Nah. Just the desire to answer you back and continue the game! Are you trying to tell me you'd prefer it if we all ignored you?!!!!! >"Paranoid man in cheap shit room puts head down when girls pass in the street" >MES Another one! Explain the relevance. This is too clever for my feeble mind. - ------------------------------------------------------------------------- http:\\yahoo.cock.uk I am Yahoo Suzuki Get yer Hotmail Wrongmessage here: ******************************************************* Anarchy in the fruitcake ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 10 Jun 2002 20:21:36 -0700 (PDT) From: Santa Cruzer Subject: Re: [idealcopy] Couple of items... Eye - See - Ers~ > > So I was listening to R&B and was wondering about > > 'Agfers..' is it an anagram or slang word? Or is > it a > > made up 'nonsense' word that sounds cool? > Probably all of the above! Agfers is to Agfa what > Kodack is to Kodak, > with Agfa and Kodak being prominent photography > companies. Yes, that makes perfect sense! I had never heard of AGFA, so missed the reference. Danke shon! > It's occuring right now! 6:20 PM in > Phoenix, > Arizona, USA. It's > darker than usual outside. I don't have the proper > glasses, so I can't > look directly at the sun to confirm. Cool! Right after getting this note, I went outside and made one of those 'paper projector' dealies and my neighbor and I watched it that way for about 10-15 minutes. Funny, it never seemed darker to me, but the moon was covering over half of the sun! I heard farther south it was more dramatic! PS - as a totally off the wall question, are any listees familiar with the music of Julia Fordham? The name rings a bell, she's playing in SF soon, but I can't recall if she's at all interesting.... Just wondering! PS - any central/northern CA list folks interested in possibly carpooling to SD/LA for the Wire shows? ===== Rick Hindman, 3R Productions PO Box 7770 Santa Cruz, CA 95062 t: (831) 425-7335 f: (831) 425-7356 http://3rproductions.com Yahoo! - Official partner of 2002 FIFA World Cup http://fifaworldcup.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 10 Jun 2002 23:28:54 EDT From: Eardrumbuz@aol.com Subject: Re: [idealcopy] Here We Are Now ENTERTAIN US! i'm sure ari meant for this to go to the list, not just me, so here ya go - -paul In a message dated 6/10/02 4:18:18 PM, luvjazzz@yahoo.com writes: >I listen to various student radio stations,surf the >web,look through friends collections,watch music >chanels on t.v,swop burned c.d's with total strangers >on the wire and shriekback site,listen-before-i-buy on >the bmg site,sometimes take a chance if some one i >like is making a 'guest appearance'the result is i >rarely purchase something i don't like,even in Jazz >and 'modern'classical(Arvo Part et al.)there is SO >much out there that it's like a jungle,sometimes you >gatta take a chance,reading magazines is NOT the way >to go,i don't need a total stranger telling me what i >will like. >n.p Frank Zappa:joe's garage.ARI ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 11 Jun 2002 07:37:56 +0100 From: "Keith Astbury" Subject: Re: AW: [idealcopy] searching a song > Main man of the Lines was one Richard Conning. Better known by his nickname > Rico, he produced Eardrum Buzz, The Offer and In Vivo. (though not the 7inch > In Vivo, which was remixed by Mr Newman. > > Colin apparently didn't get on with Rico Conning. "He thought I was the rock > star cunt of the group," quoth CN in the good book. > > No golden anoraks for you lot. > > 3/10. See me. > > Mark you missed the obvious giving us "lines" pun there mark ; ) and what happened to poor old hwyel phillips then? keith ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 11 Jun 2002 01:18:59 -0700 (PDT) From: kevin eden Subject: [idealcopy] Eno Newman For those interested in what the Colin Newman Eno connection is. Well the Colin Newman listed on the Eno/Schwalm CD is Brian's accountant! There was also another Colin Newman who owned Trojan Records. Over and out. ===== kevin eden e-mail: wmouk@yahoo.com web: www.wireviews.com "dreams that money can buy" Yahoo! 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