From: owner-hotcakes-digest@smoe.org (hotcakes-digest) To: hotcakes-digest@smoe.org Subject: hotcakes-digest V2 #70 Reply-To: hotcakes@smoe.org Sender: owner-hotcakes-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-hotcakes-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk hotcakes-digest Saturday, May 29 1999 Volume 02 : Number 070 Today's Subjects: ----------------- [Fwd: (NJC) THE ANTI CHAIN LETTER] [catman Subject: [Fwd: (NJC) THE ANTI CHAIN LETTER] This is a multi-part message in MIME format. - --------------B5341EA29FBD4464873FE1C7 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=iso-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit - -- CARLY SIMON DISCUSSION LIST http://www.ethericcats.demon.co.uk/ethericcats/index.html TANTRA’S/ETHERIC PERSIANS AND HIMALAYANS http://www.ethericcats.demon.co.uk - --------------B5341EA29FBD4464873FE1C7 Content-Type: message/rfc822 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Content-Disposition: inline Return-Path: Received: from punt-2.mail.demon.net by mailstore for catman@ethericcats.demon.co.uk id 927909252:20:25348:6; Fri, 28 May 99 16:34:12 GMT Received: from ne.mediaone.net ([24.128.1.70]) by punt-2.mail.demon.net id aa2025269; 28 May 99 16:34 GMT Received: from smoe.org (080020908e73.ne.mediaone.net [24.128.204.144]) by chmls05.mediaone.net (8.8.7/8.8.7) with ESMTP id MAA24188; Fri, 28 May 1999 12:33:17 -0400 (EDT) Received: from localhost (daemon@localhost) by smoe.org (8.8.7/8.8.7/listq-jane) with SMTP id MAA11464; Fri, 28 May 1999 12:32:09 -0400 (EDT) Received: by smoe.org (bulk_mailer v1.10); Fri, 28 May 1999 12:32:05 -0400 Received: (from majordom@localhost) by smoe.org (8.8.7/8.8.7/listq-jane) id MAA11451 for joni-outgoing; Fri, 28 May 1999 12:31:25 -0400 (EDT) Received: from web902.mail.yahoo.com (web902.mail.yahoo.com [128.11.23.77]) by smoe.org (8.8.7/8.8.7/daemon-mode-relay2) with SMTP id MAA11441 for ; Fri, 28 May 1999 12:31:19 -0400 (EDT) Message-ID: <19990528162903.12090.rocketmail@web902.mail.yahoo.com> Received: from [209.145.177.122] by web902.mail.yahoo.com; Fri, 28 May 1999 09:29:03 PDT Date: Fri, 28 May 1999 09:29:03 -0700 (PDT) From: Don Rowe Subject: (NJC) THE ANTI CHAIN LETTER To: joni@smoe.org MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Sender: owner-joni@jmdl.com Reply-To: Don Rowe Precedence: bulk Sorry in advance, this is long, profane, politically incorrect ... but absolutely hilarious. Don Rowe Hello, my name is Alfonso Merkin. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams,lack of sexual activity,fear of being kidnapped and executed by anal electrocution, and guilt for not sending out 50 billion fucking forwards sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them, that poor 6 year old girl in Arkansas with lung cancer caused by second-hand smoke from the cigarettes smoked by the big, bad men who kidnapped her and took pornographic pictures of her for use on their child pornography web site, which will get 6 cents every time you send me the letter. Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone you send "his" email to $1000? How fucking stupid are you? Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by every Victoria's Secret model in the catalog! What a bunch of bullshit. So basically, this message is a big FUCK YOU to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards. > > > > >> > Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my apartment and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started by Jesus in 5 A.D. and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it makes it to the year 2000, it'll be in the Guinness Book of World Records for the longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity. > > Fuck them. If you're going to forward something, at least send something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 50 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" if it is forwarded about 90 times. I don't fucking care. > > > > >> > Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out forwards. Chances are it's your own unpopularity. > > > > >> > P.S. Please forward this to at least 50 of your best friends. _________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com - --------------B5341EA29FBD4464873FE1C7-- ------------------------------ End of hotcakes-digest V2 #70 *****************************