From: owner-harbinger-digest@smoe.org (harbinger-digest) To: harbinger-digest@smoe.org Subject: harbinger-digest V4 #13 Reply-To: harbinger@smoe.org Sender: owner-harbinger-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-harbinger-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk harbinger-digest Monday, February 1 1999 Volume 04 : Number 013 HARBINGER DIGEST To post, mail harbinger@smoe.org To unsubscribe, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe harbinger-digest To get list info file, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: info harbinger-digest Today's Subjects: ---------------- (harbinger) Where Have All the Cowboys Gone? (parody) [Robby VanSciver Subject: (harbinger) Where Have All the Cowboys Gone? (parody) In my everlasting search for parodies (know any good sites?), I found a parody for Where Have All the Cowboys Gone. Here it is: What Crimes Have the Cowboys Done? ("Hut-Hut"'s in the background) In started back in Dallas, that old gridiron palace When Mike Irvin got thrown in the clink He came across a classy girl, they say that he harrassed her And that is how our story begins "I score a touchdown, If you will post the bail." When will this madness end? When will they just grow up? What weed have they been smoking? What crimes have the Cowboys duh-hun? (Hut-huts with a siren in the background) And then there's Barry Switzer, the airport gun detector Just gave him the scare of his life He said that he forgot how he packed in a revolver He only thought he put in a knife "I will coach to vict'ry, If you will post the bail." How stupid can they be? Where has their sanity gone? What fumes are they inhaling? What crimes have the Cowboys duh-hun? They haven't won the Super Bowl All of their, all of their talent is in jail... "Make your own phone call, Make your own phone call, Make your own phone call..." They'll finally go no further When someone's charged with murder And they put the guy in Alcatraz Until then, it's just lame That they can't play the game. And even OJ thinks it's sad. "We would win the trophies, But we're locked up in here..." When will this madness end? When will they just grow up? What weed have they been smoking? What crimes have the Cowboys done? I pity all of their fans; Their team was number one, But now their constant targets, For all the crimes the Cowboys've duh-hun... What crimes have the Cowboys done? What crimes have the Cowboys done? Hut-hut-hike, hut-hut-hike Hut-hut-hike, hut-hut-hike Hut-hut-hike, hut-hut-hike Hut-hut-hike, hut-hut-hike - ------------------------------ To unsubscribe, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe harbinger That's the way to unsub even for poor, benighted AOL users. Digest, further unsub and problems FAQ at: http://www.netaxs.com/~jgreshes/lists/harbinger.html For This Fire kinda-lyrics write Riphug@aol.com ------------------------------ End of harbinger-digest V4 #13 ******************************