From: owner-fegmaniax-digest@smoe.org (fegmaniax-digest) To: fegmaniax-digest@smoe.org Subject: fegmaniax-digest V12 #473 Reply-To: fegmaniax@smoe.org Sender: owner-fegmaniax-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-fegmaniax-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk fegmaniax-digest Saturday, December 27 2003 Volume 12 : Number 473 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Merry Xmas from Kansan [Eb ] Re: Merry Xmas from Kansan [Ken Weingold ] Re: Merry Xmas from Kansan [Eb ] Re: Merry Xmas from Kansan [Tom Clark ] Merry Xmas from South of the Mason/Dixon ["FS Thomas" ] Re: Merry Xmas from Kansan [Jeff Dwarf ] Re: Just thought this was interesting [Jeff Dwarf ] Re: Merry Xmas from Kansan [Capuchin ] Per Rex's David Byrne Story [Tom Clark ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu, 25 Dec 2003 13:24:14 -0800 From: Eb Subject: Merry Xmas from Kansan It is very heart-warming for me to observe the celebrations of people all around the World today, commemorating the 51st anniversary of my birth on December 25, 1952. I would like to also extend Merry Christmas greetings to everyone, as well as belated Happy Chanukkah wishes to our Jewish friends and neighbors. I was born on a Thursday, the day dedicated to Jupiter, or Zeus, the father of the Gods and Goddesses. Our Lady Heidi Klum was born on Friday, June 1, 1973, and Friday was the day dedicated to Venus, or Aphrodite. Aphrodite was the daughter of Zeus, but she also had sexual relations him and had a child by him. This parallels the love affair of the Egyptian Great Goddess Isis with her father Ra, the Sun God. I have written in the past how I consider myself to be Heidi's symbolic father: she was born nine months, the length of a pregnancy, after my first night of sex with my first girlfriend Marta Nilda. I have now become the symbolic father of Heidi's baby, through my trip to Bergisch Gladbach, Germany, in July 2003. Today Heidi is in Taufers, South Tyrol, in northern Italy today with her parents, Guenther and Erna, and Flavio Briatore, the purported biological father of her baby. Here is a photograph of the ski lodge where they are staying: www.pichlerhof.com When the Virgin Mary had Jesus, people thought that His father was the much older St. Joseph, Mary's fiance. St. Joseph himself knew that he was not the father and wanted to send Mary away, however an Angel came to him in a dream and told him to protect Mary because Her Baby had a Divine Father. In the present case, too, Briatore is not sure that the baby is his and has demanded that Heidi submit to a DNA test to establish the identity of the baby's father. Most likely, Heidi's "fiance", Briatore, will not send Heidi away, regardless of the outcome of the DNA test, that will be kept secret anyway. As I have written before, Heidi is the avatar of St. Adelheid, the first Holy Roman Empress. St. Adelheid married the Holy Roman Emperor Otto I on Christmas Day in 951 AD. Therefore, there is the likelihood that Heidi and Flavio might get married today to mimic the story of Adelheid and Otto. Otto was twenty years older than Adelheid, and Briatore is twenty-three years older than Heidi. A pretty good analogy, you might say. Well, I am twenty years older than Heidi, the same as Otto and Adelheid. In any case, I am content to be the symbolic father of Heidi's baby. I would rather not pay for child support right now, if I can avoid it. I am quite cheap, you know. According to today's "New York Post": http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/14429.htm "But not all celebs were spending big bucks. Heidi Klum handed over a mere $295 for a cashmere Cristelle sweater from Intermix for her mom, Erna." Heidi is notoriously cheap, too: Like father (me), like daughter (Heidi). ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 25 Dec 2003 17:05:51 -0500 From: Ken Weingold Subject: Re: Merry Xmas from Kansan On Thu, Dec 25, 2003, Eb wrote: > I was born on a Thursday, the day dedicated to Jupiter, or Zeus, the > father of the Gods and Goddesses. Our Lady Heidi Klum was born on Friday, June > 1, 1973, and Friday was the day dedicated to Venus, or Aphrodite. All the more reason Heidi is mine, Eb. I was born on June 1, 1972. - -Ken ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 25 Dec 2003 14:19:19 -0800 From: Eb Subject: Re: Merry Xmas from Kansan >On Thu, Dec 25, 2003, Eb wrote: >> I was born on a Thursday, the day dedicated to Jupiter, or Zeus, the >> father of the Gods and Goddesses. Our Lady Heidi Klum was born on >>Friday, June >> 1, 1973, and Friday was the day dedicated to Venus, or Aphrodite. > >All the more reason Heidi is mine, Eb. I was born on June 1, 1972. No, sorry. You're only her symbolic twin. Kansan is her symbolic father *and* her symbolic incestuous impregnator. You can't top that. I believe he may also symbolically clean her pool, every second Thursday. Eb ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 25 Dec 2003 17:30:54 -0800 From: Tom Clark Subject: Re: Merry Xmas from Kansan on 12/25/03 1:24 PM, KANSAN VIA Eb at ElBroome@earthlink.net wrote: > In any case, I am content to be the symbolic father of Heidi's baby. I > would rather not pay for child support right now, if I can avoid it. Especially with those new psychiatrist bills! Happy happy everyone! - -tc, who's wife surprised him today with the Yoshimi 5.1 DVD-A!!! ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 25 Dec 2003 22:15:46 -0500 From: "FS Thomas" Subject: Merry Xmas from South of the Mason/Dixon And a belated Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays/All the Best in the Coming Year from the Yankee-cum-Atlantan. May you all be safe. - -ferris. http://www.ochremedia.com/gallery/omArt.php?file=artbook54.jpg ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 25 Dec 2003 22:35:37 -0800 From: Eb Subject: Just thought this was interesting (AP) LONDON - You can have Sir Mick, and Sir Elton, and Sir Paul, but you'll won't hear Sir David - as in Bowie. The veteran singer was one of the people The Sunday Times revealed as declining honors from the queen. Bowie said he'd never accept a knighthood and doesn't even know what it's for. Sir Mick Jagger was delighted to become a knight earlier this month. But bandmate Keith Richards called the title a disgrace and paltry honor. The Sunday Times this week published a list of 300 people - including Bowie, comedian John Cleese and actor Kenneth Branagh - who declined honors since 1945. About 2 percent of the 3,000 people chosen each year decline, according to the government. Most do so quietly, but last month poet Benjamin Zephaniah publicly rejected an OBE - Officer of the Order of the British Empire - because the title reminded him of "thousands of years of brutality." "Stick it, Mr. Blair and Mrs. Queen, stop going on about empire," he wrote in The Guardian newspaper. After the list was published, Prime Minister Tony Blair's government promised to make the system of awarding knighthoods and other honors more open. Twice a year the government announces recipients of a host of titles, from knighthoods and damehoods to Companions of Honor, for exceptional achievement or service to the nation. Though the honors are bestowed by Queen Elizabeth II, most recipients are chosen by committees of civil servants from nominations made by the government and the public. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 26 Dec 2003 03:57:46 -0800 (PST) From: Jeff Dwarf Subject: Re: Merry Xmas from Kansan Tom Clark wrote: > KANSAN VIA Eb wrote: > > In any case, I am content to be the symbolic > > father of Heidi's baby. I would rather not pay > > for child support right now, if I can avoid it. > > Especially with those new psychiatrist bills! At what point does someone officially become a stalker? I'd have to think declaring yourself the father of someone else's child -- symbolic or otherwise -- and leaving sploogy tissues in hotel rooms would have to be pretty close to that point if not officially beyond the pale. Barring this guy just being knowingly full of shit and just fucking with people, his family might want to very seriously consider making those psychiatrist bills for some in patient care. I mean, Klum isn't even an upper echelon supermodel fer Rickey's sake. ===== "Senator John McCain recently compared the situation in Iraq to the Vietnam era -- to which President Bush replied, 'What does Iraq have in common with drinking beer in Texas?'" -- Craig Kilborn "I don't think the Bush administration lied to us about Iraq. I think it's worse than that. I think they fooled themselves. I think they were conned by Ahmad Chalabi. I think they indulged in wishful thinking to a point of near criminality. I think they decided anyone who didn't agree with them was an enemy, anti-American, disloyal. In other words, I think they're criminally stupid." -- Molly Ivins __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Protect your identity with Yahoo! Mail AddressGuard http://antispam.yahoo.com/whatsnewfree ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 26 Dec 2003 04:09:25 -0800 (PST) From: Jeff Dwarf Subject: Re: Just thought this was interesting Eb wrote: > (AP) LONDON - You can have Sir Mick, and Sir Elton, > and Sir Paul, but you'll won't hear Sir David - as > in Bowie. The veteran singer was one of the people > The Sunday Times revealed as declining honors from > the queen. > > Bowie said he'd never accept a knighthood and > doesn't even know what it's for. In one of his myriad appearances on Conan O'Brien, Bowie talked about this pin he was wearing, which was a French honor of some sort -- not necessarily govt, it could have been from some private French organization -- and he mentioned that he has a strict policy of never accepting any award he's required to collect in person, his reasoning being that if you have to show up to collect your award, they don't want to honor you so much as they want you to show up at their crappy little banquet or whatever. So he really liked that pin since he was able to accept that honor by mail. > Sir Mick Jagger was delighted to become a knight > earlier this month. But bandmate Keith Richards > called the title a disgrace and paltry honor. Which is true. Of course, Mick was equally right when he said if they'd asked Keith to accept the OBE (or whatever it is), he would have accepted it without hesitation. Personally, I'm looking forward to Sir Morrissey. Should be a fun ceremony. "So, you wrote a song about my mother (or grandmother if William is king by then) being dead and all back in 1986." "Yes, most definitely." "Hope I don't slip with the sword and accidentally nick your ear." ===== "Senator John McCain recently compared the situation in Iraq to the Vietnam era -- to which President Bush replied, 'What does Iraq have in common with drinking beer in Texas?'" -- Craig Kilborn "I don't think the Bush administration lied to us about Iraq. I think it's worse than that. I think they fooled themselves. I think they were conned by Ahmad Chalabi. I think they indulged in wishful thinking to a point of near criminality. I think they decided anyone who didn't agree with them was an enemy, anti-American, disloyal. In other words, I think they're criminally stupid." -- Molly Ivins __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Protect your identity with Yahoo! Mail AddressGuard http://antispam.yahoo.com/whatsnewfree ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 26 Dec 2003 08:07:44 -0800 (PST) From: Capuchin Subject: Re: Merry Xmas from Kansan On Fri, 26 Dec 2003, Jeff Dwarf wrote: > At what point does someone officially become a stalker? I'd have to > think declaring yourself the father of someone else's child -- symbolic > or otherwise -- and leaving sploogy tissues in hotel rooms would have to > be pretty close to that point if not officially beyond the pale. Uh, don't you think a stalker would have to pose a physical threat? It's not like he left his infected hanky outside her bedroom door or anything. > Barring this guy just being knowingly full of shit and just fucking with > people, his family might want to very seriously consider making those > psychiatrist bills for some in patient care. I haven't ruled out the notion that he's just dicking around with people. I also haven't ruled out the absolute fact that it doesn't matter one way or another. J. - -- _______________________________________________ Capuchin capuchin@bitmine.net Jeme A Brelin ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 27 Dec 2003 18:02:39 -0800 From: Tom Clark Subject: Per Rex's David Byrne Story http://apnews.myway.com//article/20031227/D7VMTRVO0.html ------------------------------ End of fegmaniax-digest V12 #473 ********************************