From: owner-fegmaniax-digest@smoe.org (fegmaniax-digest) To: fegmaniax-digest@smoe.org Subject: fegmaniax-digest V12 #472 Reply-To: fegmaniax@smoe.org Sender: owner-fegmaniax-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-fegmaniax-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk fegmaniax-digest Thursday, December 25 2003 Volume 12 : Number 472 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: And...Kansan makes the inevitable A-OK conclusion [Elizabeth Brion ] year: 2003; day: 359 [grutness@surf4nix.com (James Dignan)] Re: X-mas mixing [Christopher Gross ] re: A-OK [Capuchin ] Re: X-mas mixing [Ken Weingold ] Xmas [anthony stokes ] Re: X-mas mixing ["Jay Lyall" ] top shows ["Maximilian Lang" ] holly happidays! ["ross taylor" ] re: A-OK [Eb ] The Kansan psychodrama is heating up! [Eb ] in case anyfeg's out there... [Dolph Chaney ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue, 23 Dec 2003 14:15:30 -0800 From: Elizabeth Brion Subject: Re: And...Kansan makes the inevitable A-OK conclusion > At 04:20 PM 12/23/2003 -0500, Steve Talkowski wrote: > >> And, wouldn't his sperm die rather quickly OUTSIDE of a fertile >> environment? Well, OTHER people's sperm might. On Tuesday, December 23, 2003, at 01:28 PM, Jason R. Thornton wrote: > > Hey! Guess where I'm going for Christmas. Hint: there's a 90% or > greater chance of 5.0 magnitude aftershocks there this week. > Oh, you'll have a great time. The lights on the Christmas tree are so shimmery and pretty when the earth shakes. Wave hi as you drive through SLO, won't you? E ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 23 Dec 2003 14:42:34 -0800 From: "The Mammal Brain" Subject: Is it too early for year-end lists? Top 2002 or 2003 Albums First Heard In 2003: 1. New Pornographers, *Electric Version* 2. Dandy Warhols, *Welcome To The Monkey House* 3. Cornershop, *Handcream For A Generation* 4. Ed Harcourt, *From Every Sphere* 5. Bright Eyes, *The Story Is In The Soil* 6. Neil Finn, *One All* 7. Imperial Teen, *On* 8. Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, *Nocturama* 9. Robert Plant, *Dreamland* 10. Yeah Yeah Yeahs, *Fever To Tell* 11. Interpol, *Turn On The Bright Lights* 12. Throwing Muses, *Throwing Muses* 13. The Fire Theft, *The Fire Theft* 14. Departure Lounge, *Too Late To Die Young* 15. ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead, *Source Tags And Codes* Top new movies seen in 2003: 1. Bloody Sunday 2. Monsoon Wedding 3. Gosford Park 4. Kandahar 5. Winged Migration KEN "Man is the missing link between apes and human beings" THE KENSTER ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 23 Dec 2003 14:55:34 -0800 From: "Jason R. Thornton" Subject: Re: And...Kansan makes the inevitable A-OK conclusion At 02:15 PM 12/23/2003 -0800, Elizabeth Brion wrote: >>Hey! Guess where I'm going for Christmas. Hint: there's a 90% or >>greater chance of 5.0 magnitude aftershocks there this week. > >Oh, you'll have a great time. The lights on the Christmas tree are so >shimmery and pretty when the earth shakes. Wave hi as you drive through >SLO, won't you? Will do. :) Unless of course we come up the 5 and head east into Paso on the 46 "James Dean Highway of Death." I like the drive up the 101 much better though, so that's the most likely route. Keep an eye out for a blue Prelude playing Luxor very loudly. - --Jason "Only the few know the sweetness of the twisted apples." - Sherwood Anderson ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 23 Dec 2003 14:58:42 -0800 From: Eb Subject: Re: And...Kansan makes the inevitable A-OK conclusion >>>Hey! Guess where I'm going for Christmas. Hint: there's a 90% >>>or greater chance of 5.0 magnitude aftershocks there this week. Dig the digits, man. http://www.trinet.org/recenteqs/Quakes/quakes0.html Eb ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 23 Dec 2003 19:08:12 -0800 From: Eb Subject: re: A-OK I just keep thinking about that hotel's poor housekeeper, being forced to work Xmas week and, on top of that indignity, *also* being forced to wipe up a big wad of Kansan's DNA-damaged manjuice. Christmas bonus. Eb ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 25 Dec 2003 00:07:02 +1300 From: grutness@surf4nix.com (James Dignan) Subject: year: 2003; day: 359 Well, I guess I'm the first one to say this here again... IT'S CHRISTMAS!!! As of five minutes ago, in fact. Looks good so far - hope it looks as good to you when it gets to you. All the best for a merry festive happy, and I also hope that '04 is splendiferous. James Dignan, Dunedin, New Zealand -.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.- =-.-=-.-=-.- You talk to me as if from a distance .-=-.-=-.-=-. -=-. And I reply with impressions chosen from another time .-=- .-=-.-=-.-=-.-=- (Brian Eno - "By this River") -.-=-.-=-.-=-.-= ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 24 Dec 2003 08:07:59 -0500 (EST) From: Christopher Gross Subject: Re: X-mas mixing On Tue, 23 Dec 2003, Jay Lyall wrote: > http://www.eclecticmethod.net/mix/ Gah! WMV format! Can't get it to work on my Mac. Is there a good program for playing WMV files on a Mac running Jaguar? Would upgrading to QuickTime Pro (which I've been planning to do anyway) make a difference? Wishing you all a happy holiday season, and Beagle 2 a successful landing, Chris ______________________________________________________________________ Christopher Gross On the Internet, nobody knows I'm a dog. chrisg@gwu.edu ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 24 Dec 2003 05:29:23 -0800 (PST) From: Capuchin Subject: re: A-OK On Tue, 23 Dec 2003, Eb wrote: > I just keep thinking about that hotel's poor housekeeper, being forced > to work Xmas week and, on top of that indignity, *also* being forced to > wipe up a big wad of Kansan's DNA-damaged manjuice. > > Christmas bonus. I do believe he was talking about leaving the soiled tissue last July. What gets me is that he doesn't mention that the tissue was gone in the morning (because if it were, he'd have hailed that as almighty proof that his Empress had it stuffed in her celestial vagina at this very moment), so he had to throw it out himself in the morning or just leave it for the staff. The cognitive dissonance must be wreaking havoc in his shakey little mind. J. - -- _______________________________________________ Capuchin capuchin@bitmine.net Jeme A Brelin ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 24 Dec 2003 08:50:53 -0500 From: Ken Weingold Subject: Re: X-mas mixing On Wed, Dec 24, 2003, Christopher Gross wrote: > On Tue, 23 Dec 2003, Jay Lyall wrote: > > > http://www.eclecticmethod.net/mix/ > > Gah! WMV format! Can't get it to work on my Mac. Is there a good > program for playing WMV files on a Mac running Jaguar? Would upgrading to > QuickTime Pro (which I've been planning to do anyway) make a difference? No, QuickTime doesn't play WMV stuff AFAIK. Why not install Windows Media Player? - -Ken ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 24 Dec 2003 06:34:27 -0800 (PST) From: anthony stokes Subject: Xmas Merry Fegging Xmas and Happy New Year. "All the Whos down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot, but the Grinch, who lived on top of Mt. Crumpet, DID NOT! Yahoo! Photos - Get your photo on the big screen in Times Square ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 24 Dec 2003 08:48:54 -0600 From: "Jay Lyall" Subject: Re: X-mas mixing WinAmp will play it - thats what I use - ---------------------------------------- Jay Lyall - Houston, Texas "Those who are willing to lose some of their essential liberties in favour of security deserve neither and will lose both." - Thomas Jefferson http://www.clark04.com - ----- Original Message ----- From: "Christopher Gross" To: "Squidmaniax!" Sent: Wednesday, December 24, 2003 7:07 AM Subject: Re: X-mas mixing > On Tue, 23 Dec 2003, Jay Lyall wrote: > > > http://www.eclecticmethod.net/mix/ > > Gah! WMV format! Can't get it to work on my Mac. Is there a good > program for playing WMV files on a Mac running Jaguar? Would upgrading to > QuickTime Pro (which I've been planning to do anyway) make a difference? > > Wishing you all a happy holiday season, and Beagle 2 a successful landing, > > Chris > > > ______________________________________________________________________ > Christopher Gross On the Internet, nobody knows I'm a dog. > chrisg@gwu.edu ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 24 Dec 2003 10:52:54 -0500 From: "Maximilian Lang" Subject: top shows These are in order. For me The Rocket From The Tombs show was far ahead of everything else, hence the space. The rest are all pretty close and may slide up or down in my memory. Max 1. Rocket From The Tombs - North Star Bar(6/8/03) 2. (tie)Luna -Trocadero(9/6/03)/Luna - Knitting Factory(11/29/03 3. Bettie Serveert - Maxwell's(3/22/03) 4. Yo La Tengo - Trocadero(4/18/03) 5. Television - Theatre Of Living Arts(3/23/03) 6. Robyn Hitchcock - The Bottom Line(10/31/03) 7. Sonic Youth/Wilco(double bill)- Festival Peir(6/28/03) 8. Mission of Burma - Theatre of Living Arts(2/22/03) 9. My Morning Jacket - Theatre Of Living Arts(10/24/03) 10. Arthur Lee & Love - Trocadero(10/19/03) _________________________________________________________________ Worried about inbox overload? Get MSN Extra Storage now! http://join.msn.com/?PAGE=features/es ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 24 Dec 2003 13:46:41 -0500 From: "ross taylor" Subject: holly happidays! End of year work has been busy, but maybe I can post more in the next few days. Eb's "listening to two guys talk about the Beatles" anecdote struck a chord w/ me (i.e. hearing people talk about DC -- "It's got LOTS of museums, considering it's such a SMALL town really, and the CIRCLES make driving weird but the METRO is nice ..."). A grin to fight the pre-Xmas blahs. Was going to say more about that. Was also going to post about "Y Xmas music?" maybe later. Latest last minute shopping compusions -- "Hit" by Gabriel, "Yoshimi" by Flaming Lips & "Are You Hep to the Jive" for my daughter, plus "The Fixer" and "Dubin's Lives" by Bernard Malamud for the wife. It may be Xmas, but y'know, it's alright. Cheers, Ross Taylor if you keep the volume low, "Paris 1919" can pass for Xmas music ... Need a new email address that people can remember Check out the new EudoraMail at http://www.eudoramail.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 24 Dec 2003 12:14:05 -0800 From: Eb Subject: re: A-OK > > I just keep thinking about that hotel's poor housekeeper, being forced >> to work Xmas week and, on top of that indignity, *also* being forced to >> wipe up a big wad of Kansan's DNA-damaged manjuice. >> >> Christmas bonus. > >I do believe he was talking about leaving the soiled tissue last July. Ack, never mind. Me dumb. But I pity whoever had to clean up after him, anyway. Unless it was Klum's secret entourage, of course. Eb ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 24 Dec 2003 13:32:01 -0800 From: Eb Subject: The Kansan psychodrama is heating up! >I wonder what the long-suffering Dina will have to say about this? Iris, when I saw your response I immediately decided to ask my wife Dina what she thought. So, this morning I asked her: "Dina, how do you feel about me having a child with Heidi?" Dina Kaffes: "I am making the appointment with the psychiatrist." Nick Kaffes (me, a.k.a. Kansan1225): "But this is my chance to have a son!" (Dina had a hysterectomy after giving birth to our two daughters.) Dina said nothing. This past Sunday we had gone for dinner to our friends' house and both of them, Kyriakos and Danae, had concurred with Dina that it is high time for me to see a mental health professional. Danae asked me: "Nick, what are you going to do, if Dina makes an appontment for you?" Nick: "I will think about it." Well, by now I have thought about it a little more and I don't see anything wrong with talking to anybody. It will be a great chance to evangelize one more person about the Gospel of Our Lady Heidi. Iris, it is also very significant that you were the one to think of Dina. You see, in the HBO series "Carnivale" Dina is symbolized by Iris, the sister of Brother Justin, who symbolizes me: http://www.hbo.com/carnivale/cast/index.shtml As a matter of fact, there is a certain resemblance between Amy Madigan, the actress who plays Iris, and my wife Dina. Fans of "Carnivale" may remember that Brother Justin, who represents me, spent some time in a mental asylum. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 25 Dec 2003 09:20:25 -0600 From: Dolph Chaney Subject: in case anyfeg's out there... ...Merry Christmas from this Dolph. ------------------------------ End of fegmaniax-digest V12 #472 ********************************