From: owner-fegmaniax-digest@smoe.org (fegmaniax-digest) To: fegmaniax-digest@smoe.org Subject: fegmaniax-digest V12 #220 Reply-To: fegmaniax@smoe.org Sender: owner-fegmaniax-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-fegmaniax-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk fegmaniax-digest Monday, June 16 2003 Volume 12 : Number 220 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: Long-winded? Yep. Meta? Sorta. Flameworthy? Prolly not. [Jeffrey w] Re: Long-winded? Yep. Meta? Sorta. Flameworthy? Prolly not. [Capuchin ] How old is the Silver Surfer? ["Gene Hopstetter, Jr." ] Re:If you think this list's in trouble... ["Gene Hopstetter, Jr." ] #3? ["Sumiko Keay" ] Re: Carmel, birthday bands ["Jason R. Thornton" ] Re: addresses, birthday bands [Capuchin ] Time to bust out the Roland 808 ["Glen Uber" ] Re: addresses, birthday bands [Capuchin ] One of those compendiums I tend to do on high-traffic days [Eb ] Re: addresses, birthday bands [Ken Weingold ] Re: addresses, birthday bands ["Jason R. Thornton" ] Another birthday [Ken Weingold ] Another date, another band ["Glen Uber" ] Re: addresses, birthday bands [Capuchin ] Re: Another birthday ["Glen Uber" ] Re: Another birthday [Ken Weingold ] Re: addresses, birthday bands ["Maximilian Lang" ] Re: addresses, birthday bands ["Michael Wells" ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon, 16 Jun 2003 14:52:49 -0500 (CDT) From: Jeffrey with 2 Fs Jeffrey Subject: Re: Long-winded? Yep. Meta? Sorta. Flameworthy? Prolly not. On Mon, 16 Jun 2003, Rex.Broome wrote: cluster together so that we could more efficiently screw each other en masse. - -- Folks, we are definitely off our game: this phrase has appeared in its entirely at least twice, and no one's made the obvious comment. I'm posting this because, damn, I can't think of it either. > Michael Godwin: > >>And while we're about it, could all those > >>incomprehensible computer discussions please go somewhere else? I don't > >>inflict income and substitution effects of price changes on you, so why do > >you inflict Operating Systems on me? My idea here is that questions are fine - there are a lot of folks here who know such stuff - but replies and discussions probably aren't. Oh - and to whoever found my comment about Quail's parting shot hostile: it was less hostile than a bit bemused, in that the post came a day or so after he'd said he was unsubbing. I don't know the deal is: while I haven't always agreed with him (some may remember - or have repressed - the bazillion words pre-Iraq some months back) but Quail has often been a thoughtful, intelligent poster. That part of him I'm sorry to see go. - --Jeffrey with 2 Fs Jeffrey J e f f r e y N o r m a n The Architectural Dance Society www.uwm.edu/~jenor/ADS.html ::Watson! Something's afoot...and it's on the end of my leg:: __Hemlock Stones__ ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 16 Jun 2003 12:58:08 -0700 (PDT) From: Capuchin Subject: Re: Long-winded? Yep. Meta? Sorta. Flameworthy? Prolly not. On Mon, 16 Jun 2003, Rex.Broome wrote: > Jeff: > >>I don't think any of the participants' essential points of view have > >>changed re politics, ethics, computer platforms, software and > >>copyright, or monkeys: cute or evil? > > I've radically reconsidered my opinion re: monkeys since 9/11, but I > haven't dared bring up my conclusions for fear of the flame war that > would result. Feg would be obliterated. So I'm keeping it to myself. Oh, man... you'd better. While I haven't had any serious fundamental revisions in my philosophy and beliefs since 2001 September 11, I definitely have changed my mind about a lot of important things since I joined the list. You can go back to 1998 and 1999 and see me arguing very different points. I would thank eddie, Viv, and Michael Wolfe mostly for helping me to see a humane ideal. > > Jeme: > >>what do you mean by that last bit? Do you want the pride of knowing > >>that YOU provided for your family or do you just want to be secure in > >>the knowledge that your family will also enjoy abundance of the things > >>they need and desire? > > I'm not sure how "pride" enters into it. I want my daughters not to > starve, and to be clothed, and have the opportunity to grow and learn > and turn into decent human beings. This is because I love them. It's a > fairly ego-free part of my life. I didn't mean any of that to be insulting (and if it was, it's just part of my cursed wordchoosing). You wrote that you wanted to be able to provide for your family and that seemed odd to me because the want is a want of ability not a want of results. Does that make sense? So I guess I was just trying to figure out if you wanted to be sure that your family was secure and had opportunities or if you had to be the provider yourself to be happy. > >>I don't want to have to find ways to screw people out of money or > >>constantly watch my back so that my fellow man doesn't screw me. > >>That's not why I live in society. That's not why people moved into > >>cities and towns. We didn't cluster together so that we could more > >>efficiently screw each other en masse. > > Yeah. Or, "word". The thing is that this just makes me mostly sad > about human nature while it makes you angry (or at least motivated). I guess I get a little angry from the frustration of trying to express this to people or deal with people who seem to believe that the way things are done is the only sensible way. We live in a world devised by the sharks for the sharks and if you're not a shark, you're either supper or bait. The reason this system dominates is because it benefits people who feel the need to dominate. And to rant for just a moment longer on this topic, I get SUPER frustrated and annoyed when a person says (or writes or whatever) that people need competition and monetary remuneration to do good work. It might be true that SOME people need this motivation, but many do not. To say that this is man's sole motivation is to ignore the motivation that produced some of the greatest works of literature and invention in human history. Enclosure and capitalism are both fairly new and it was possible, not too long ago, for a person to survive without any contact with other human beings. You didn't have to compete or work for rewards from your fellow man. You could sustain yourself with an amount of work on your home and in your gardens and livestock and retire to other pursuits in the long winter or summer nights. Worker productivity was low, by modern standards, so the amount of time available for non-survival pursuits was small, but at least you could keep yourself going without being a marketter as well. Today, worker productivity is very high and we could have all of our creature comforts with a very small amount of work dedicated to the menial work of sustenance. However, we have a system right now that says "work in a way that rich people appreciate or starve". It's true that the threat of removing the means of survival is a strong motivator, but that's essentially slavery. You are only kept alive only so long as you can show your usefulness to the task masters. OK... that wasn't wholly sensible. I'm tired. But the gist is there. > I don't think I've ever succeeded in changing someone else's fundamental > views of things. It's taxing to try. Usually ends up in a shouting > match. I believe I have and I know darned well that other people have succeeded in helping me change. So there's hope. Everything worth doing is taxing. > Instead I try to get along with people of different ideological stripes. Well, I certainly believe we can have a society where everyone can believe and even practice their own thing. But the current system doesn't allow that. Sharing is absolutely restricted. In fact, there are all kinds of rules preventing people from doing things for free that others do for money. > Terrance: > >>Me, I've got all livestock, I've got all livestock, I got cows, I got > >>sheep, I got bulls, I got pigs, I got aaaaallllll livestock. > > This made me laugh a lot. Thanks. You haven't lived until you've heard > the tape I made of myself singing this song at about five years old. > Halfway through the list I go into some kind of mind-fugue and get stuck > repeating "an I got chiickinnss... an I got chiickinnsns... an I got > chiickinnns... an I got chiickinnns..." Scary stuff. Oh, man... you need to make an ogg or mp3 of that thing. I don't know the song, though. How can this be? What is it? > Jeme: > >>What was that stupid robot dog from Battlestar Galactica? The one > >>with the chimp in it? Boxy? > > Muffit the "daggit". Boxy was the cute little boy. Oh, Christ. Right. I should have known this. We had a dog named "muffit" when I was a kid. J. - -- _______________________________________________ Capuchin capuchin@bitmine.net Jeme A Brelin ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 16 Jun 2003 14:58:55 -0500 From: "Gene Hopstetter, Jr." Subject: How old is the Silver Surfer? Steve asked: > I'm afraid this is a question that can't be answered. Sorta like How > old is the Silver Surfer? Hrm. What if the Silver Surfer *is* Brian Eno? It could work, especially if the Silver Surfer had a thing for feather boas and silver high-heeled boots. And eyeshadow. Dang, Roxy Music had a dangerously fabulous wardrobe back in the day. Oh, my Eno recommendation? His brother, Roger. How come nobody ever talks about Roger Eno? He's made some *lovely* records. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 16 Jun 2003 16:03:47 -0400 From: Ken Weingold Subject: Re: How old is the Silver Surfer? On Mon, Jun 16, 2003, Gene Hopstetter, Jr. wrote: > Hrm. What if the Silver Surfer *is* Brian Eno? Well, has anyone ever seen them in the same room at the same time? No? Well then the answer's obvious. The Silver Surfer IS Brian Eno. - -Ken the Logical ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 16 Jun 2003 15:03:53 -0500 From: "Gene Hopstetter, Jr." Subject: Re:If you think this list's in trouble... crowbar.joe wrote: > Date: Mon, 16 Jun 2003 09:46:29 -0000 > From: "savemefromhorniness" > Subject: Does someone want to meet this weekend? Your hair's cut short, and your house is painted white. It gave me a fright. There you are, like a spider in the corner. Vibrating. Messages of dark. Vibrating. > Im very wet just thinking about it! I want pleasure really bad. So *that's* what Agony of Pleasure is. > You can see my pics on this dating site I'm on. We need more men there > to take some of the > women begging for pleasure! I'm gonna hafta go with "No" on that one. Sorry. > http://www.nakedfriendfinder.com/landing.asp?afl=MYHO I read that as www.naked *fiend* finder.com. Sounds like a good name for a Robyn Hitchcock fan dating site to me. Uh-oh. I've let the cat out of the bag. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 16 Jun 2003 13:20:22 -0700 From: "Rex.Broome" Subject: Carmel, conception, ear infections James: >> any difference between >>"caramel" and "carmel." >>Quite simple. One's a sort of chewy sugary sweet substance, the other's a >>mountain in Israel. Also a pricey but somewhat cute coastal California town near Monterey, of which Clint Eastwood was once mayor. More properly known, I believe, as Carmel-By-The-Sea, but I could be wrong. ____ Barbara: >>And I've run across many people born on my birthday of September 30. >>Including Eb. Nine months from New Year's Eve. Aha. Whereas I, my brother, and many of my parents' other friends' children all have early/mid-spring birthdays, most likely because my parents and most of their friends were educators, and look when summer vacation starts. _____ Stewart: >>If you've blown an eardrum, expect three weeks of echoey, burbling deafness. I'm told it's unblown, but the infection seems hardier than I had hoped. It is slightly better. I do have a flight at the end of the month and I'm getting very, very nervous about it. I have my childhood version of "Rock Island Line" (which is actually called "The Rock Island Line Is Here to Stay", but that's another story) on a 1/4" tape in a drawer along with tons of archival recordings of my dad's band I need to go through and digitize. So you may not get it tomorrow, but before the end of the year is a safe bet. I used to think I wrote my first song at 17, but then I became reacquainted with my early classics "Space High School", "My Daddy Played A 'Lectric Guitar (The Weeble Song)", and "Tellin' a Lie in the Rockin' Chair". Also a vicious proto-Sonic Youth/Old Skull take on "Railroad Bill". They are actually better than some of the earlier efforts of the the second period, sad to say. - -Rex "and I still miss the black and white plastic guitar I used on those sessions, man" Broome ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 16 Jun 2003 08:38:38 -0700 From: "Marc Holden" Subject: Re: Used to love these artists, but I had to kill them >What?!? How does Let's Active fit w/Kansas and ELP? >BTW, you're objectively >wrong: Let's Active CDs tend to go for fairly big dollar on eBay. So did the third Kansas album, Masque, before it was re-issued a year or so ago. Anyway, I never said they were equal/similiar bands or that I personally disliked them--they're all in my collection. I just was saying that SOME people wouldn't take these for free. I mentioned Let's Active because someone on the list had recently groaned about their stuff getting re-released (try offering one of their CDs to Rex). My original post included Guadalcanal Diary and the Boomtown Rats, who also tend to go very high on eBay, and why?--because their original CD releases were made in small numbers, sold poorly, and weren't re-issued for years and years, if at all. Eventually, people who had figured that they would purchase some of their higher priority albums first, get around to looking for this stuff only to find it unavailable--"okay, I'll get the Beatles, the Who, Pink Floyd, and THEN buy the Slickee Boys CDs. Damn, where are they?". Most of the really collectible stuff works that way. If they were popular with the masses, there would have been more copies pressed, the titles would have stayed in print, etc. I didn't have better examples, I guess, because I don't have more shitty music in my collection. (okay Eb, stop laughing now) Later, Marc The fact of the matter is, I'm fucking brilliant. Not 'was' brilliant. 'Am' brilliant. Pete Townshend ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 16 Jun 2003 14:03:10 -0700 From: Tom Clark Subject: Re: Carmel, birthday bands On Monday, June 16, 2003, at 01:20PM, Rex.Broome wrote: >James: >>> any difference between >>>"caramel" and "carmel." > >>>Quite simple. One's a sort of chewy sugary sweet substance, the other's a >>>mountain in Israel. > >Also a pricey but somewhat cute coastal California town near Monterey, of >which Clint Eastwood was once mayor. More properly known, I believe, as >Carmel-By-The-Sea, but I could be wrong. You are correct, sir! But you must emphasize that it is pronounced different than the way people mispronounce the candy. The candy is usually pronounced with the emphasis on the first syllable, while the town has it on the second. Some Carmel trivia: There's still a portion of the town where people's homes do not have addresses! Just mail a letter to, hypothetically, John Smith, Carmel, California, and the post office knows where to deliver it. Ah, the old days... My 6/15 Birthday Band: Harry Nilsson - Guitar Noddy Holder - Guitar Waylon Jennings - Guitar, Bass (Crickets, right?) Ice Cube - Bad Ass Gansta Rappin' Steve Walsh - Keyboards Tony Oxley - Drums Helen Hunt (Same Day!), Coutney Cox - Go Go Dancers and, of course: Russell Hitchcock - Nightly immolation during the drum solo - -tc, sad about Quail's departure, happy about Jeme's self-examination ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 16 Jun 2003 16:31:08 -0500 From: "Sumiko Keay" Subject: #3? R.I.P. Hume Cronyn. I had no idea that he'd married Susan Cooper (the Dark is Rising - - Susan Cooper)! Sumi ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 16 Jun 2003 14:33:32 -0700 From: "Jason R. Thornton" Subject: Re: Carmel, birthday bands >Birthday Band: My birthday band choices are pretty weak, but they could record an interesting country-disco version of "Dream Weaver" at least. And, they'd have Jet Li as a bodyguard: Duane Eddy - guitar Gary Wright - vocals/piano L. Shankar (of Peter Gabriel fame) - double violin Dave Pomeroy (Nashville session dude) - bass Giorgio Moroder - snyth Roger Taylor (of Duran Duran) - drums - --Jason "Only the few know the sweetness of the twisted apples." - Sherwood Anderson ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 16 Jun 2003 14:38:00 -0700 (PDT) From: Capuchin Subject: Re: addresses, birthday bands On Mon, 16 Jun 2003, Tom Clark wrote: > Some Carmel trivia: There's still a portion of the town where people's > homes do not have addresses! Just mail a letter to, hypothetically, > John Smith, Carmel, California, and the post office knows where to > deliver it. Ah, the old days... There was a great photo in a National Geographic back in the late eighties of the rasta great sitting back in his island home holding up an envelope and wearing a huge grin. I think the grin was caused by the address on the letter which was properly delivered despite bearing only the mark: Jimmy Cliff Jamaica So, I have been looking into my birthday band and I'm just not as familiar with band members as y'all are, so it's a little bit tough for me to put together something super stunning. Lemme see... All I got is Jim seals, Gary Puckett, eminem, Ziggy Marley, Wyclef Jean and a whole lot of country stars. Phew. (Eminem and Wyclef are exactly the same age.) Oddly, I share a birthday with the famous person whose name sounds most like mine, Jimmy Breslin. There's a little good funny there with Mike Judge, Norm McDonald, and Michael McKean. But I'd be obliged if somebody could put together a decent band out of the bunch. > -tc, sad about Quail's departure, happy about Jeme's self-examination Having been a guest in your home, I must ask. Do I come off so harsh in person, Tom? J. - -- _______________________________________________ Capuchin capuchin@bitmine.net Jeme A Brelin ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 16 Jun 2003 14:48:09 -0700 From: "Glen Uber" Subject: Time to bust out the Roland 808 According to allmusic.com, my birthday (Nov. 6) band would look like this: Rory Block: guitar Paul Brindley (the Sundays): bass Guy Clark: vocals, guitar Glenn Frey: vocals, guitar, keyboards Stonewall Jackson: vocals Pebbles: vocals P.J. Proby: vocals *Doug Sahm: vocals, guitar *Rozz Williams (Christian Death): vocals Produced by Angus and Malcolm's brother, George Young. Can't find any drummers for the band. I guess only musicians share my birthday. ;) *Jamming from beyond the grave. - -- Cheers! - -g- "Soylens Viridis Homines Est" ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 16 Jun 2003 14:51:42 -0700 From: Tom Clark Subject: Re: addresses, birthday bands On Monday, June 16, 2003, at 02:38PM, Capuchin wrote: > >Having been a guest in your home, I must ask. Do I come off so harsh in >person, Tom? > Absolutely not! Which is why I've stayed out of all this. I just find it sadly ironic that a guy who is the smiling life of any party he attends can also be so bombastic behind a keyboard. And I think Quail would back me up on that - despite the fact you left your underpants at his house once. Hi to Viv, - -tc ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 16 Jun 2003 14:57:28 -0700 (PDT) From: Capuchin Subject: Re: addresses, birthday bands On Mon, 16 Jun 2003, Tom Clark wrote: > I just find it sadly ironic that a guy who is the smiling life of any > party he attends can also be so bombastic behind a keyboard. And I > think Quail would back me up on that - despite the fact you left your > underpants at his house once. Well, being the smiling life of any party has a price. And sometimes that price is a pair of underpants. > Hi to Viv, Noted. J. - -- _______________________________________________ Capuchin capuchin@bitmine.net Jeme A Brelin ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 16 Jun 2003 14:56:57 -0700 From: Eb Subject: One of those compendiums I tend to do on high-traffic days >Barbara: >And I've run across many people born on my birthday of September 30. >Including Eb. Nine months from New Year's Eve. Didn't know we shared that day. I used to have the same "drunken New Year's Eve" speculation in my head. But my parents swore to me that it wasn't true. ;) >James: >Depends on the sort of music you like, but overall I'd agree almost exactly >with your sentiments. The first two were more fiery, and probably stronger >in terms of individual tracks (certainly within a 'rock' setting), but the >overall fel of AGW and B&AS make them stronger albums. As I told my peep Nora in private email, I don't rank B&AS nearly as high as the other three. Minus a couple of tracks, I find it rather conservative, dull and half-hearted. I always felt like you can hear Eno's interest in "songwriting" waning during the course of that album. And I wish it had more electric-guitar dissonance. We've probably had this debate before.... >Ken: >Good question, Jill. I have one for sure and am shocked that of the two or >three replies to your question, already someone else has said it: The Moody >Blues used to seem so beautiful and deep "Nights in White Satin," "Tuesday >Afternoon," "Just a Singer in a Rock'n'roll Band" when I was in 8th grade. >Man, were they pretentious and lame. I think that, in general, time has been very unkind to the Moody Blues. Just one of those bands who used to seem really "major"...and doesn't anymore. Rex: >Kyew pon. Philistine. Oh, and I recognized that it wasn't the year "4 AEb" either, but didn't bother to correct James. I don't know when my first post was, but a quick archive glance found one as early as June, 1996.... Isn't there someone on this list who really loves the Polyphonic Spree? Got a couple of press releases this morning which say Hollywood Records (uh oh) has signed the band and will be reissuing the earlier album. Jeme: >I guess I get a little angry from the frustration of trying to...deal >with people who seem to believe that the way things >are done is the only sensible way. I guess others get a little angry from the frustration of dealing with someone who seems to believe that his prescription for the way things SHOULD be done is the only sensible way. >-tc, sad about Quail's departure, happy about Jeme's self-examination Why does this make me think of testicular cancer? Eb ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 16 Jun 2003 14:58:25 -0700 From: "Glen Uber" Subject: Jeme's birthday band Capuchin earnestly scribbled: >But I'd be obliged if somebody could put together a decent band out of the >bunch. Earl Thomas Conley: vocals Lee Greenwood: squawkin' 'bout God 'n' Country, piano, bass, guitar, saxophone Alan Jackson: vocals, guitar Wyclef Jean: sensimilla and vocals Ziggy Marley: vocals, guitar David Alexander McDonald: piano, melodica, bass, cello, guitar, organ, synthesizer Jim Seals: guitar, fiddle, saxophone, banjo Jim Tucker (the Turtles): rhythm guitar No drums here, either. Looks like that McDonald dude might be able to handle it, though. Was also surprised to find out that Greenwood is able to play so many instruments. - -- Cheers! - -g- "The flowers of intolerance and hatred are blooming kind of early this year, someone's been watering them." --Robyn Hitchcock, "Devil's Radio" ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 16 Jun 2003 18:00:15 -0400 From: Ken Weingold Subject: Re: addresses, birthday bands Huh, where are you guys finding the birthday band members? I looked at the IMDB and I guess I get Alanis Morrisette as a lead singer. And Heidi Klum can be my groupie. Too bad Marilyn Monroe is dead. But the coolest birthday-buddy of all? Dante Alighieri! And only 707 years apart! - -Ken ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 16 Jun 2003 15:07:18 -0700 From: "Jason R. Thornton" Subject: Re: addresses, birthday bands At 06:00 PM 6/16/2003 -0400, Ken Weingold wrote: >Huh, where are you guys finding the birthday band members? http://www.allmusic.com > I get Alanis Morrisette as a lead singer Then you also have: Adamson, Barry - Jun 01, 1958 Barlow, Samuel L.M. - Jun 01, 1892 Bavan, Yolande - Jun 01, 1940 Beatty, Susi - Jun 01, 1962 Bond, Johnny - Jun 01, 1915 Boone, Pat - Jun 01, 1934 Charlene [1] - Jun 01, 1950 Crouch, Sandra - Jun 01, 1950 DeHaas, Jan - Jun 01, 1962 Dickens, Hazel - Jun 01, 1935 Donovan, Jason - Jun 01, 1968 Dunn, Ronnie - Jun 01, 1953 Glinka, Mikhail Ivanovich - Jun 01, 1804 Hartman, Lisa - Jun 01, 1956 Hubbell, Raymond - Jun 01, 1879 Jones, Ada - Jun 01, 1873 Kemp, Wayne - Jun 01, 1941 Knight, Marie - Jun 01, 1925 Kyte, Sydney - Jun 01, 1896 Leake, Lafayette - Jun 01, 1919 Legge, Walter - Jun 01, 1906 McKusick, Hal - Jun 01, 1924 Monahan, Gordon - Jun 01, 1956 Morissette, Alanis - Jun 01, 1974 Riddle, Nelson - Jun 01, 1921 Robinson, Tom [1] - Jun 01, 1950 Russell, Graham - Jun 01, 1950 Saint Marseille, Dan - Jun 01, 1962 Sanchez, Roger [1] - Jun 01, 1967 Scott, Linda - Jun 01, 1945 Silva, Robertinho - Jun 01, 1941 White, Fred [Vocals] - Jun 01, 1955 Wilder, Alan - Jun 01, 1959 Wood, Ron [1] - Jun 01, 1947 - --Jason "Only the few know the sweetness of the twisted apples." - Sherwood Anderson ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 16 Jun 2003 18:11:43 -0400 From: Ken Weingold Subject: Another birthday I have the same birthday, including year, as porn start Taylor St. Clair. She has been in such titles as Chic Boxing, Diary of a Pimp, Forced Entry, Foot Job Fantasies: Volume 1, Anal Addicts 3, Blowjob Adventures of Dr. Fellatio 32, Boobalicious, Fast Times at Deep Crack High, I Love to Swallow Too, Double Stuffed Honeys 2, Ass Clowns, Big Tit Smotherfuckers, Hand Job Hunnies 2, Lesbian Pussy Power 4, In the Days of Whore, College Girls Taking Oral Exams, Air Tight 6, Perfect Pink 4: Wired Pink Gangbang, Pussyman's Junior College Assbusters, Stop! My Ass Is On Fire!, Up and Cummers 19, and Femalien. I am honored. - -Ken ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 16 Jun 2003 15:12:42 -0700 From: "Glen Uber" Subject: Another date, another band Decided to put together a birthday band based on my brother's birthday (Dec. 18). I knew he shared it with Keith Richards, but a few of the others are a surprise. Not a bad triple guitar line-up, though. Christina Aguillera: warbling, sluttiness Sam Andrew (Big Brother & the Holding Company): guitar, vocals Chas Chandler: bass Greg d'Angelo (Anthrax, Motvrhead, White Lion): drums DMX: pimpin' da ho'z Elliot Easton: guitar F.M. Einheit (Einst|rzende Neubauten): keyboards, bass, "chief machinery operator" Bill Nelson: keyboards, guitar, vocals Keith Richards: vocals, guitar, piano, bass - -- Cheers! - -g- "Work is the curse of the drinking class." - --Oscar Wilde ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 16 Jun 2003 15:14:17 -0700 (PDT) From: Capuchin Subject: Re: addresses, birthday bands On Mon, 16 Jun 2003, Ken Weingold wrote: > Huh, where are you guys finding the birthday band members? I looked at > the IMDB and I guess I get Alanis Morrisette as a lead singer. And > Heidi Klum can be my groupie. Too bad Marilyn Monroe is dead. But the > coolest birthday-buddy of all? Dante Alighieri! And only 707 years > apart! So whatcha wanna do now is go to the All Music Guide and punch in "Alanis Morisette" (or just punch in her head) and then click on her birthday and see the other musical folks who share that date. J. - -- _______________________________________________ Capuchin capuchin@bitmine.net Jeme A Brelin ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 16 Jun 2003 15:17:51 -0700 From: "Glen Uber" Subject: Re: Another birthday Ken earnestly scribbled: >Blowjob Adventures of Dr. Fellatio 32 Man, I'm out of the loop. I've only seen the first 29. - -- Cheers! - -g- "The line between us is so thin, I might as well be you. Everywhere I've ever been, I know you're going, too." --Robyn Hitchcock, "Chinese Bones" ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 16 Jun 2003 18:20:39 -0400 From: Ken Weingold Subject: Re: Another birthday On Mon, Jun 16, 2003, Glen Uber wrote: > Ken earnestly scribbled: > > >Blowjob Adventures of Dr. Fellatio 32 > > Man, I'm out of the loop. I've only seen the first 29. Dammit, man! Where have you been, on a Desert Island of Hot and Horny Amazon Women 9? - -Ken ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 16 Jun 2003 18:21:55 -0400 From: "Maximilian Lang" Subject: Re: addresses, birthday bands Here is mine: Pattie Labelle - Vocals Rosanne Cash - Vocals, guitar Bob Dylan - Vocals, guitar and of late piano Tommy Chong - Whatever Gary Burghoff - He did play drums in an episode of M*A*S*H Heavy D - fo shizzle my nizzle They could preform Victoria seeing as how we all share Queen Victoria's birthdate, May 24. I don't have a bass player but thats is okay, I play bass. I should also mention that during this search I found that my late friend and neighbor Pelle Lindbergh shared my birthday. name dropping, Max _________________________________________________________________ The new MSN 8: smart spam protection and 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 16 Jun 2003 17:26:01 -0500 From: "Michael Wells" Subject: Re: addresses, birthday bands September 28: Koko Taylor (vocals) Ben E. King (vocals) Keri Chandler (DJ, mixmaster) Clifton (C.J.) Chenier (squeezebox and general zydeco groove-ass) Kenny Kirkland (serious keys) Paul Burgess (10cc, drums) Nick Saint Nicholas (Steppenwolf, bass) Moon Unit Zappa (like Tommy Chong, whatever he wants to play) Mike Pinera (Black Oak Arkansas, Iron Butterfly and Al DiMeola, guitar) George Lynch (anyone who did a song called "Satan's Shorts" gets to play second guitar in my band) Peter Hooten (The Farm, vocals), Andy Ward (The Bevis Frond, drums) and Alanah Currie (Thompson Twins, drums) get to sit this one out. Marcello Mastroianni would star in the backing film opposite (a slightly age-enhanced) Brigitte Bardot. Michael "that's one kick-ass band" Wells ------------------------------ End of fegmaniax-digest V12 #220 ********************************