From: owner-fegmaniax-digest@smoe.org (fegmaniax-digest) To: fegmaniax-digest@smoe.org Subject: fegmaniax-digest V11 #99 Reply-To: fegmaniax@smoe.org Sender: owner-fegmaniax-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-fegmaniax-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk fegmaniax-digest Friday, March 29 2002 Volume 11 : Number 099 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: ... it is now [Michael R Godwin ] Up, down, to and fro ["Jonathan Fetter" ] church of the poison mind [drew ] Re: church of the poison mind [Tom Clark ] video help [Jill Brand ] oscarama ["Jason R. Thornton" ] Re: ozzy rocks [gSs ] RE: ozzy rocks ["Larry Tucker" ] RE: ozzy rocks ["Larry Tucker" ] Re: squeezing tighter and tighter [grutness@surf4nix.com (James Dignan)] yet another comedy reap [grutness@surf4nix.com (James Dignan)] Re: church of the poison mind [Ken Ostrander ] Atlanta show [Ben Nicastro ] RE: Atlanta show ["Brian Huddell" ] Test/ignore ["Maximilian Lang" ] Re: church of the poison mind [Aaron Mandel ] Re: ozzy rocks [Ken Weingold ] #1 Post-Modern Artist ["Gene Hopstetter, Jr." ] Re: #1 Post-Modern Artist ["Maximilian Lang" ] Re: #1 Post-Modern Artist [Jeffrey with 2 Fs Jeffrey ] Hostess trolleys beware... ["Michael Wells" ] Re: church of the poison mind ["Fric Chaud" ] Re: video help [badly drawn woj ] Re: church of the poison mind ["victorian squid" ] Re: ... it is now [Jeffrey with 2 Fs Jeffrey ] Re: #1 Post-Modern Artist [Jeff Dwarf ] Re: #1 Post-Modern Artist [Ken Weingold ] [none] [steve ] Satan's asshole talks! ["Spring Cherry" ] Re: Satan's asshole talks! [gSs ] Re: [Ken Ostrander ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu, 28 Mar 2002 16:28:11 +0000 (GMT) From: Michael R Godwin Subject: Re: ... it is now On Wed, 27 Mar 2002, James Dignan wrote: > RIP Kenneth Wolstenholme > James > (yes, I know - non-Brit Fegs will be saying "who?" again) But if you turn to your copy of Bill Oddie's first LP and select the track "Ferrets of Old England" (not to be confused with the more famous "I've got a ferret sticking up my nose") you will find the couplet: "The Ferrets of Old England are the ferret ferret best They appeal to Kenneth Wolstenholme and also Peter West" This song also contains the immortal lines: "Do you like your ferret boiled or fried? No, I pre-ferret raw!" :) :) :) - - Mike Godwin, aged 53 (for the next 8 hours) PS Did I mention that David McWilliams had died? I intended to send a message, but then I got bogged down in an unsuccessful hunt for an mp3 of 'Days of Pearly Spencer', his most famous song (which was covered by Marc Almond). n.p. 'The L S Bumble Bee', Peter Cook and Dudley Moore ("Freak out baby, the Bee is coming!") ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 28 Mar 2002 11:58:05 -0500 (EST) From: "Jonathan Fetter" Subject: Up, down, to and fro Be afraid, James... http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/03/28/nz.octopus.reut/index.html ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 28 Mar 2002 10:39:48 -0800 From: drew Subject: church of the poison mind > From: "Michael Wells" > Michael "bag the talent, I gotta admit that Halle Berry's kinda cute" > Wells She's also (almost) the whitest-looking black woman in movies. And perhaps this is what you meant, but I have yet to see any talent for her to bag. She's not actively bad, but it's hard for me to stifle a yawn when she appears onscreen in the films of hers I've seen. Was she good in Monster's Ball, then? This should not be construed as an expression of interest in the meaningless pageant that is the Oscars. I don't know why people lament that such and such a deserving film "got shafted." Of _course_ deserving films get shafted. This has been the norm for at least a decade, as with the Grammys. Any fegs seeing the Church next Sunday? Drew ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 28 Mar 2002 11:23:34 -0800 From: Tom Clark Subject: Re: church of the poison mind on 3/28/02 10:39 AM, drew at drew@stormgreen.com wrote: >> Michael "bag the talent, I gotta admit that Halle Berry's kinda cute" >> Wells > > She's also (almost) the whitest-looking black woman in movies. And > perhaps this is what you meant, but I have yet to see any talent for her > to bag. She's not actively bad, but it's hard for me to stifle a yawn > when > she appears onscreen in the films of hers I've seen. Was she good in > Monster's Ball, then? Dunno about Monster's Ball, but she was great in "Introducing Dorothy Dandridge". There wasn't much to be impressed by in "Swordfish", however, including the famous topless scene. And by the by, anybody know anything about the kiwi gentleman who accompanied Ian McKellan to the Oscars? My wife about melted when she saw him. Between him and Uma Thurman, we were battling for the tivo remote all night. - -tc ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 28 Mar 2002 14:33:21 -0500 (EST) From: Jill Brand Subject: video help The Kenster wrote: neither can i. big a polly logies to all regarding my video footage of that show. i will do some more experimenting with the transfer from high 8 to vhs using my roomates shitty vcr. i wouldn't exactly call myself technologically savvy. in fact, i think that machines have an adverse reaction to my...um...aura. If someone can get Ken's transfer problem sorted out, I'd be happy to be an official dubber. I have two VCRs and one of those wonderful noise cleaner upper things, so my copies come out really good (I do this all the time for another list of people who are addicted to Paul McGann). Also, Ed, could I possibly get a copy of one of your marvelous bootlegs? I'll trade with you, bake for you, or, well, you tell me. Jill, thinking of hijacking RH's plane so that he comes to Boston P.S. Are the NYC shows sold out? I might try to make it down. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 28 Mar 2002 12:02:16 -0800 From: "Jason R. Thornton" Subject: oscarama At 10:26 AM 3/28/2002 +1200, James Dignan wrote: > >How do they say "got shafted at the Oscars" in Maori? > > > >Michael "bag the talent, I gotta admit that Halle Berry's kinda cute" Wells > >and a :-p back for that one! > >I'd guess "E patu ana Peter Jackson kei nga Ohakara", but my Maori is very >bad, and my dictionary doesn't extend to "got shafted" Mediocre "touching drama" always beats mediocre special effects flick. Haven't you all played this game before? Besides, Peter Jackson and Ian McKellan still have two more chances to win little gold bald men for doing the same thing... - --Jason, thanking all the English/Irish/German/Swedish Mixes before me who made this historic email message possible "Only the few know the sweetness of the twisted apples." - Sherwood Anderson ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 28 Mar 2002 15:16:45 -0500 (CDT) From: gSs Subject: Re: ozzy rocks On Wed, 27 Mar 2002, Jeff Dwarf wrote: > they'll either show us next week, or we'll just have to imagine ozzy > went over and bit their miserable heads off. This was the first almost entire osbourne's I have watched and I know I could find this info on the net, but that almost always results in an over saturation and sometimes even burn out. So, who the hell are those neighbors? Is the tool boy Ozzy's son and why did they ever move away from pat boone if he made such a good fucking neighbor. When I heard mrs. osbourne say he is 'the best fucking neighbor' in addition to her agreeing that she was an ignorant whore, I had all kinds of ideas like maybe we'll find out that the thing with the neighbors is just a deversion and she has been teaming up each night with selected couples from the area since day one and ozzy is cool with it because he is suffering from some sort of erectile-disfunction which is a side effect of the new treatment he is undergoing for whatever, but they don't want the kids to know. Ok, I made that part up. gSs ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 28 Mar 2002 16:24:50 -0500 From: "Larry Tucker" Subject: RE: ozzy rocks |-----Original Message----- |From: gSs [mailto:gshell@metronet.com] |Sent: Thursday, March 28, 2002 3:17 PM |To: Jeff Dwarf |Cc: fegsoverozzy |Subject: Re: ozzy rocks | | |On Wed, 27 Mar 2002, Jeff Dwarf wrote: |> they'll either show us next week, or we'll just have to imagine ozzy |> went over and bit their miserable heads off. | |This was the first almost entire osbourne's I have watched and |I know I could find this info on the net, but that almost |always results in an over saturation and sometimes even burn |out. So, who the hell are those neighbors? Is the tool boy |Ozzy's son and why did they ever move away from pat boone if |he made such a good fucking neighbor. When I heard mrs. |osbourne say he is 'the best fucking neighbor' in addition to |her agreeing that she was an ignorant whore, I had all kinds |of ideas like maybe we'll find out that the thing with the |neighbors is just a deversion and she has been teaming up each |night with selected couples from the area since day one and |ozzy is cool with it because he is suffering from some sort of |erectile-disfunction which is a side effect of the new |treatment he is undergoing for whatever, but they don't want |the kids to know. Ok, I made that part up. There's a bit of info here. http://www.mtv.com/onair/osbournes/ This is one funny show! The most MTV I've watched in years. - -Larry ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 28 Mar 2002 16:32:36 -0500 From: "Larry Tucker" Subject: RE: ozzy rocks |-----Original Message----- |From: Larry Tucker |Sent: Thursday, March 28, 2002 4:25 PM |To: gSs; Jeff Dwarf |Cc: fegsoverozzy |Subject: RE: ozzy rocks | | ||-----Original Message----- ||From: gSs [mailto:gshell@metronet.com] ||Sent: Thursday, March 28, 2002 3:17 PM ||To: Jeff Dwarf ||Cc: fegsoverozzy ||Subject: Re: ozzy rocks || || ||On Wed, 27 Mar 2002, Jeff Dwarf wrote: ||> they'll either show us next week, or we'll just have to imagine ozzy ||> went over and bit their miserable heads off. || ||This was the first almost entire osbourne's I have watched and ||I know I could find this info on the net, but that almost ||always results in an over saturation and sometimes even burn ||out. So, who the hell are those neighbors? Is the tool boy ||Ozzy's son and why did they ever move away from pat boone if ||he made such a good fucking neighbor. When I heard mrs. ||osbourne say he is 'the best fucking neighbor' in addition to ||her agreeing that she was an ignorant whore, I had all kinds ||of ideas like maybe we'll find out that the thing with the ||neighbors is just a deversion and she has been teaming up each ||night with selected couples from the area since day one and ||ozzy is cool with it because he is suffering from some sort of ||erectile-disfunction which is a side effect of the new ||treatment he is undergoing for whatever, but they don't want ||the kids to know. Ok, I made that part up. | |There's a bit of info here. |http://www.mtv.com/onair/osbournes/ |This is one funny show! The most MTV I've watched in years. | |-Larry Guess I didn't read very well 'cause I sent you on the web anyway. Oh well... Not sure if we'll ever find out who the enemy neighbors are, in the episode their faces were digitally masked so they don't exact;ly appear to be consenting to the show. - -Larry ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 29 Mar 2002 09:52:08 +1200 From: grutness@surf4nix.com (James Dignan) Subject: Re: squeezing tighter and tighter >The PPA authorizes the Secretary of Agriculture to hold, seize [...] >any plant, [...] or means of conveyance moving into or >through the United States [...] that the Secretary has reason to believe is >a plant pest or noxious weed, is infested with a plant pest or noxious >weed, or is in violation of the PPA. [...] If a plant [...] is in >violation of the PPA, the Secretary may issue civil penalties ranging from >$1,000 for an initial violation by an individual moving regulated articles >not for monetary gain, to $250,000 per violation.[...]" so - if you load up your trailer with weeds and taking them to the dump, you could be heftily fined and have the trailer confiscated? Or am I reading that wrong? James "Dia sudah pusing kepala, kena pukul batu" (Malay: "She is giddy, having been hit by a stone") James Dignan, Dunedin, New Zealand. =-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-= .-=-.-=-.-=-.- .-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-. -.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-= You talk to me as if from a distance =-.-=-. And I reply with impressions chosen from another time -=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=- (Brian Eno - "By this River") ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 29 Mar 2002 10:29:25 +1200 From: grutness@surf4nix.com (James Dignan) Subject: yet another comedy reap Billy Wilder James James Dignan, Dunedin, New Zealand. =-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-= .-=-.-=-.-=-.- .-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-. -.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-= You talk to me as if from a distance =-.-=-. And I reply with impressions chosen from another time -=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=- (Brian Eno - "By this River") ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 28 Mar 2002 17:33:48 -0500 From: Ken Ostrander Subject: Re: church of the poison mind rough day. the spearhead show last night was epic. _slam_ star saul williams and his band opened. if anyone isn't hip to michael franti (from the disposible heroes of hiphopresy) should check him out: http://www.spearheadvibrations.com hip hop, soul, reggae, rock, and funk. especially good is the video for 'rock the nation'. spearhead did an amazing version of 'here comes the sun'. the hippie lovefest continued 'til the wee hours and, since my friend's car got towed, we saw some of the not-so-wee hours. >>> "bag the talent, I gotta admit that Halle Berry's kinda cute" >> >> She's also (almost) the whitest-looking black woman in movies. And >> perhaps this is what you meant, but I have yet to see any talent for her >> to bag. She's not actively bad, but it's hard for me to stifle a yawn >> when she appears onscreen in the films of hers I've seen. Was she good in >> Monster's Ball, then? she was fantastic in monster's ball. she takes some chances and they really pay off. the only other flicks i've seen her in are _jungle fever_, where she played a convincing crackhead with samuel l. and _bulworth_ where she played it a little too cool as the hip ghetto radical. i did like her rant about "the decimation of the manufacturing bases in the urban centers." heavy. >If someone can get Ken's transfer problem sorted out, I'd be happy to be >an official dubber. I have two VCRs and one of those wonderful noise >cleaner upper things, so my copies come out really good i will be sending out my original tape of the show out to mr. poole. the microphone on my camera actually gets pretty good sound; but we can always use one of those marvelous audio copies that are floating around. there is a point in the video where my power cut out. of course, it was during robyn's monologue in the middle of 'underwater moonlight'. >NOTE: "An individual moving articles not for monetary gain" means home gardeners. basically making it harder for small farms and seed exchange organizations to do business / survive. it really makes me laugh (bitterly) to think how bioengineering companies get minimal oversight (hard to imagine when these government agencies are being run by former industry execs) for their genetically modified seeds. they charge outrageous prices for these GE seeds and i've heard how some companies have been buying out all natural seed distribution companies and phasing out natural seed distribution; the low-cost alternative to their product. their product, by the way, doesn't produce more seeds in the fruit in many cases; so you have to come back and buy more next year. also, many species of natural maize are being threatened by these experimental new strains that have gotten out of control. i'm guessing that cannibus and hemp seeds will be covered by this as well under the "noxious weed" heading. ken "i saw a light 'neath your door" the kenster np the executioner's last song pine valley cosmonauts what do you call someone who wants to get beat up on passover? . . . . . . . a seder-masochist. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 28 Mar 2002 15:08:30 -0800 (PST) From: Ben Nicastro Subject: Atlanta show Anyone know how much the tickets are for the Atlanta show? Thanks! - - Ben Yahoo! Movies - coverage of the 74th Academy Awards. http://movies.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 28 Mar 2002 17:29:20 -0600 From: "Brian Huddell" Subject: RE: Atlanta show http://www.geocities.com/smithsoldebar/musiccal.html $12 Adv/$15 DOS > Anyone know how much the tickets are for the Atlanta > show? Thanks! > > - Ben > Yahoo! Movies - coverage of the 74th Academy Awards. > http://movies.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 28 Mar 2002 19:21:35 -0500 From: "Maximilian Lang" Subject: Test/ignore non alphabetical test. _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 28 Mar 2002 20:43:34 -0500 (EST) From: Aaron Mandel Subject: Re: church of the poison mind On Thu, 28 Mar 2002, Ken Ostrander wrote: > rough day. the spearhead show last night was epic. _slam_ star saul > williams and his band opened. Argh! Saul Williams is fucking brilliant. I wish I'd known ahead of time... The guitars on his album got excessive sometimes, but even so I recommend it wholeheartedly. a ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 28 Mar 2002 20:48:34 -0500 From: Ken Weingold Subject: Re: ozzy rocks On Thu, Mar 28, 2002, Larry Tucker wrote: > There's a bit of info here. > http://www.mtv.com/onair/osbournes/ > This is one funny show! The most MTV I've watched in years. I like it, but sometimes it's hard to understand all their talking about because every other word is beeped out. I think they need it on a station that doesn't need to do that. I guess they will eventually release all of them on DVD. - -Ken ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 28 Mar 2002 20:16:04 -0600 From: "Gene Hopstetter, Jr." Subject: #1 Post-Modern Artist I just peeled open a mint, unopened copy of the Queen Elvis LP, and I'm just about to pop it on the turntable and have a nice analog Robyn moment. The sticker on the LP's shrink wrap says "#1 Post-Modern Artist. Includes" "Madonna Of The Wasps" and "One Long Pair Of Eyes" Who writes this stuff? Sheesh. The LP smells like cheap incense. I picked it up in one of those Heavy Metal and Water Pipes Intended for Tobacco Use Only shops. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 28 Mar 2002 21:27:26 -0500 From: "Maximilian Lang" Subject: Re: #1 Post-Modern Artist >From: "Gene Hopstetter, Jr." >I just peeled open a mint, unopened copy of the Queen Elvis LP, and >I'm just about to pop it on the turntable and have a nice analog >Robyn moment. > >The sticker on the LP's shrink wrap says "#1 Post-Modern Artist. >Includes" "Madonna Of The Wasps" and "One Long Pair Of Eyes" > >Who writes this stuff? Sheesh. I can't say as I know who although it was surely A&M's attempt to cash in on the MTV hype surrounding Robyn. I never understood how Post Modern relates to anything in the "alternative" (another sad lable) genre. I would think rap with it's sampling and looped beats from other music would be truely post modern. whatever, Ozzy Rox, Max > _________________________________________________________________ Join the worlds largest e-mail service with MSN Hotmail. http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 28 Mar 2002 20:39:21 -0600 (CST) From: Jeffrey with 2 Fs Jeffrey Subject: Re: #1 Post-Modern Artist On Thu, 28 Mar 2002, Maximilian Lang wrote: > >The sticker on the LP's shrink wrap says "#1 Post-Modern Artist. > >Includes" "Madonna Of The Wasps" and "One Long Pair Of Eyes" > > I can't say as I know who although it was surely A&M's attempt to cash in on > the MTV hype surrounding Robyn. I never understood how Post Modern relates > to anything in the "alternative" (another sad lable) genre. I would think > rap with it's sampling and looped beats from other music would be truely > post modern. If I recall, "Post-Modern" (with its pointless hyphen) was a short-lived, MTV-led attempt to re-brand more or less what was then called (with equal inanity) "college rock" - itself a predecessor to "alternative," before "alternative" meant first "grunge," and then "lame-ass faux-rap metal." And I agree: what the hell was "postmodern" about it? Dunno...but there it was, a vaguely au courant term to give that contempo air... > whatever, Ozzy Rox, Ozzy Rex? Is "Ozzy" short for "Oedipus" then? - --Jeff J e f f r e y N o r m a n The Architectural Dance Society www.uwm.edu/~jenor/ADS.html ::playing around with the decentered self is all fun and games ::until somebody loses an I. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 28 Mar 2002 20:45:31 -0600 From: "Michael Wells" Subject: Hostess trolleys beware... Drinking and playing away @ the Feghorn http://www.r.e.m.8m.com/news_aug_2000.htm ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 28 Mar 2002 21:50:32 -0500 From: "Fric Chaud" Subject: Re: church of the poison mind On 28 Mar 2002, at 10:39, drew wrote: > This should not be construed as an expression of interest in the > meaningless pageant that is the Oscars. The only thing that I must say about the Oscars that you of United States citizens certainly pronounce "moulin" in the funny way. It's not "mou-lanh", but "mou-lin". - -- Fric Chaud ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 28 Mar 2002 22:46:17 -0500 From: badly drawn woj Subject: Re: video help when we last left our heroes, Jill Brand exclaimed: >P.S. Are the NYC shows sold out? I might try to make it down. not yet. i picked up tickets last friday and got #50-52 for the early show and #76-78 for the late show. the bottom line's capacity is around 200, so there's still room. woj ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 28 Mar 2002 20:10:34 -0800 From: "victorian squid" Subject: Re: church of the poison mind On Thu, 28 Mar 2002 11:23:34 Tom Clark wrote: >accompanied Ian McKellan to the Oscars? That's his boyfriend. They've been together a year and change. I believe he's an art student. loveonya, susan Join 18 million Eudora users by signing up for a free Eudora Web-Mail account at http://www.eudoramail.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 28 Mar 2002 22:53:40 -0600 (CST) From: Jeffrey with 2 Fs Jeffrey Subject: Re: ... it is now > n.p. 'The L S Bumble Bee', Peter Cook and Dudley Moore > ("Freak out baby, the Bee is coming!") Let's hear it for Alf Pervert and the Marijuana Brass... - --Jeffrey with 2 Fs Jeffrey J e f f r e y N o r m a n The Architectural Dance Society www.uwm.edu/~jenor/ADS.html ::sex, drugs, revolt, Eskimos, atheism:: ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 28 Mar 2002 22:09:13 -0800 (PST) From: Jeff Dwarf Subject: Re: #1 Post-Modern Artist Jeffrey with 2 Fs Jeffrey wrote: > If I recall, "Post-Modern" (with its pointless hyphen) was a > short-lived, MTV-led attempt to re-brand more or less what was then > called (with equal inanity) "college rock" - itself a predecessor > to "alternative," before "alternative" meant first "grunge," and > then "lame-ass faux-rap metal." Specifically, a 30 minute weekday video show intended as a complement to 120 Minutes. lame name, though i think you're reading too much into it. -- according to the place that lubes, etc my car, Jerfffrey with three F's Jerfffrey. Yahoo! Greetings - send holiday greetings for Easter, Passover http://greetings.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 29 Mar 2002 01:15:40 -0500 From: Ken Weingold Subject: Re: #1 Post-Modern Artist Jeffrey with 2 Fs Jeffrey wrote: > If I recall, "Post-Modern" (with its pointless hyphen) was a > short-lived, MTV-led attempt to re-brand more or less what was then > called (with equal inanity) "college rock" - itself a predecessor > to "alternative," before "alternative" meant first "grunge," and > then "lame-ass faux-rap metal." I thought it was simply called "new music" when 120 Minutes was good, in the mid-late '80s. I remember in '86 when I had no idea what the music that I and my friends were into was called (Siouxsie and the Banshees, The Cure, The Cult, Xmal Deutchland, etc.), so I asked a good friend of mine what he would say to people when they asked what kind of music he listened to. He said, "Fuck you." - -Ken ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 29 Mar 2002 02:31:45 -0600 From: steve Subject: [none] Everybody needs to go here and watch the theatrical trailer for Lilo & Stitch - http://movies.yahoo.com/movies/feature/liloandstitch.html And here to see Zu Warriors - http://www.apple.com/trailers/miramax/zu_warriors.html - - Steve __________ Embarrassing but true: Just one month ago the James A. Baker III Institute presented Alan Greenspan with its Enron Prize. I'm not suggesting any impropriety; it was just another indication of how deeply the failed energy company was enmeshed with our ruling elite. - Paul Krugman, 12/14/01 ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 29 Mar 2002 15:40:57 +0000 From: "Spring Cherry" Subject: Satan's asshole talks! Nat: >"The Royal Tenenbaums" didn't win anything. Damn this world. Damn it >all >to hell. Didn't win, it didn't even get nominated for most stuff. I don't get it, unless nominations are totally dominated by what gets pushed by big money. Which might also explain no "The Independent." But since Im as naive as Tom Clark, that can't possibly be true, can it? No really, how could the RT get no acting nominations? Or costuming or photography or directing? And the hawk--isn't there an oscar for best beast? And Feg, youve been a let down too, no oscar fashion talk! Except, of course, for Doug's vieled allusion to Gweneth Paltrow as the Lovecraftian Miss Rhoade Island. I just wish she'd raised her skirt just once as a protest gainst the non-nomination of the RT. Halle Barry is so cute I think all females should look like her when we get reborn(it would certianly end racism faaaast)but--during that acceptence speeach, when she mentioned Leana Horne, I started channeling Lena Horne, who has a great quote somewhere to the effect of "when they make a movie of my life, I sure hope I don't have to play me." Cause Lena then added in my head "and don't let anyone who over-acts like her play me either." Where do I now turn in any liberal chips Ive ever had? I think the Maoiri would read "Yeah, but he got to hug Halle Barry" - ------------- >Rhadamanthus, Minos and Aeacus And thats before the climb out Satan's asshole. Love the classics! - -------------- In the last digest, not one of the links worked. Why might this be and is there anything I can do about it? Kay, I want Ian McKellan's boyfriend's haircut. _________________________________________________________________ MSN Photos is the easiest way to share and print your photos: http://photos.msn.com/support/worldwide.aspx ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 29 Mar 2002 09:48:13 -0500 (CDT) From: gSs Subject: Re: Satan's asshole talks! is satan's asshole as good as satan's harelip? gSs ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 29 Mar 2002 11:54:02 -0500 From: Ken Ostrander Subject: Re: >And here to see Zu Warriors - > >http://www.apple.com/trailers/miramax/zu_warriors.html "a teacher and a student break the cardinal rule" like so many cardinals... ------------------------------ End of fegmaniax-digest V11 #99 *******************************