From: owner-fegmaniax-digest@smoe.org (fegmaniax-digest) To: fegmaniax-digest@smoe.org Subject: fegmaniax-digest V10 #438 Reply-To: fegmaniax@smoe.org Sender: owner-fegmaniax-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-fegmaniax-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk fegmaniax-digest Thursday, November 22 2001 Volume 10 : Number 438 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Glass Flesh 2: a Robyn Hitchcock Tribute [bayard ] titties and maple syrup* [grutness@surf4nix.com] RE: titties and maple syrup* ["Brian Huddell" ] Turkey Day [Mike Swedene ] Re: Glass Flesh 2: a Robyn Hitchcock Tribute ["Stewart C. Russell" ] Re: Toony can't spell ["Maximilian Lang" ] Re: Toony can't spell (0.01% RH) ["matt sewell" ] Re: Toony can't spell (0.01% RH) ["Maximilian Lang" ] Re: Toony can't spell [steve ] Fwd: in the News [Christopher Warner ] Re: Toony can't spell [Jeff Dwarf ] anagrams! [bayard ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed, 21 Nov 2001 14:41:43 -0800 (PST) From: bayard Subject: Glass Flesh 2: a Robyn Hitchcock Tribute It's taken entirely too long, but we've finished the second volume and it's ready for your acquisition. I hope you like this one - I feel pretty certain you will. More info, MP3 samples and too-short descriptions are here: http://glasshotel.net/glassflesh/ You'll also find an order form. Be the first on your block to own this spiffy CD. DC fegs and those who like to travel: CD Release party, December 15th at the Glass Hotel, Maryland branch! (Glass Hotel USA!) Plan to attend! =b PS. I don't mean to whine, but if you find your wallet is a little too small to hold all your dough, consider buying a couple copies - this one was expensive to make - and it's on my credit card! Dough! PPS. You'll see some names you know in the tracklisting! ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 22 Nov 2001 16:40:54 +1300 From: grutness@surf4nix.com Subject: titties and maple syrup* >No dumb cheap foul aweful corn syrupy abominations on my burnt pancakes or >slightly burnt french toast. Real maple syrup is the food of the gods(and on >burnt pancakes made with -fresh- strawberries, not those frozen dumb cheap >foul aweful abominations, foods of the fiends thingies.) pancakes and waffles should be served with sugar and lemon juice! Yuuuum! >> I vote for Viv's mmmammorries as the obvious culprits. I mentioned the term 'oppressive udders" to my s.o. the other day. She looked blank for a second, and then - as the light dawned on her - said: "Oh! You mean Hell Melons!" >> The whole thing could turn out to be an ozard prang! Ozard Prang... I think I have their first album... James *not together! James Dignan, Dunedin, New Zealand. =-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-= .-=-.-=-.-=-.- .-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-. -.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-= You talk to me as if from a distance =-.-=-. And I reply with impressions chosen from another time -=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=- (Brian Eno - "By this River") ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 21 Nov 2001 23:11:48 -0600 From: "Brian Huddell" Subject: RE: titties and maple syrup* > *not together! Why the hell not?! Have you been talking to my wife? nt: umbrage ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 21 Nov 2001 21:16:30 -0800 (PST) From: Mike Swedene Subject: Turkey Day Things You Can Say on Thanksgiving and Get Away with 1. Talk about a huge breast! 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. It's Cool Whip time! 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 5. Whew, that's one terrific spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you put it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Just take some in your hand and stuff it as far as itwill go. 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen! 19. How long do I beat it before it's ready? and finally- 20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more! Herbie Happy Turkey Day to US Fegs! Happy Nov 22 to the rest of yas! Yahoo! GeoCities - quick and easy web site hosting, just $8.95/month. http://geocities.yahoo.com/ps/info1 ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 22 Nov 2001 10:42:02 +0000 From: "Stewart C. Russell" Subject: Re: Glass Flesh 2: a Robyn Hitchcock Tribute bayard wrote: > > http://glasshotel.net/glassflesh/ > > You'll also find an order form. Be the first on your block to own this > spiffy CD. excellent news, but have we UK "distribution" yet? Raising a $ cheque is astonishingly expensive here. Paypal's nice... Stewart - -- Stewart C. Russell Senior Analyst Programmer stewart@ref.collins.co.uk Collins Dictionaries use Disclaimer; my $opinion; Bishopbriggs, Scotland ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 22 Nov 2001 11:57:47 -0000 From: "Rob" Subject: Toony can't spell http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk_politics/newsid_1668000/16685 16.stm (don't think the url is going to wrap properly) - -- Rob ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 22 Nov 2001 09:17:59 -0500 From: "Maximilian Lang" Subject: Re: Toony can't spell >From: "Rob" >http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk_politics/newsid_1668000/16685 >16.stm > >(don't think the url is going to wrap properly) > >-- >Rob I really can't say as I know too much about the guy. He does have an incredibly pleasant speaking voice and perhaps a future in audio books. Unless of course he reads the way he spells. Max _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 22 Nov 2001 15:09:26 +0000 From: "matt sewell" Subject: Re: Toony can't spell (0.01% RH) What's that? You don't know who TB is? Governor of the state of Britain? Lives in Dubya's arse? Ring any bells? Powercrazed control freak, ex of The Ugly Rumours (other notable member - Mark Ellen of BBC/Mojo/Clean Steve fame), married Alf Garnett's son-in-law's daughter (no, not by Una Stubbs), father of a famously drunk adolescent - currently a war-monger for the military-industrial complex... bastard hellspawn of Thatcher, despite being leader of the Labour Party... the LABOUR Party for god's sake... How much more do you need to know? Cheers Matt "This is the 51st sta-a-a-ate of the U-ooSA" Sewell >From: "Maximilian Lang" >Reply-To: "Maximilian Lang" >To: fegmaniax@smoe.org >Subject: Re: Toony can't spell >Date: Thu, 22 Nov 2001 09:17:59 -0500 > >>From: "Rob" > >>http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk_politics/newsid_1668000/16685 >>16.stm >> >>(don't think the url is going to wrap properly) >> >>-- >>Rob > >I really can't say as I know too much about the guy. He does have an >incredibly pleasant speaking voice and perhaps a future in audio >books. >Unless of course he reads the way he spells. > > Max > > >_________________________________________________________________ >Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at >http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp - ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 22 Nov 2001 10:38:42 -0500 From: "Maximilian Lang" Subject: Re: Toony can't spell (0.01% RH) >From: "matt sewell" >Reply-To: "matt sewell" >To: fegmaniax@smoe.org >Subject: Re: Toony can't spell (0.01% RH) >Date: Thu, 22 Nov 2001 15:09:26 +0000 > >What's that? You don't know who TB is? > >Governor of the state of Britain? Lives in Dubya's arse? Ring any bells? > >Powercrazed control freak, ex of The Ugly Rumours (other notable member - >Mark Ellen of BBC/Mojo/Clean Steve fame), married Alf Garnett's >son-in-law's daughter (no, not by Una Stubbs), father of a famously drunk >adolescent - currently a war-monger for the military-industrial >complex... bastard hellspawn of Thatcher, despite being leader of the >Labour Party... the LABOUR Party for god's sake... > >How much more do you need to know? > >Cheers > >Matt "This is the 51st sta-a-a-ate of the U-ooSA" Sewell Dude...CHILL. I know perfectly well who Tony Blair is, I just don't know much about politics in Britain and how people view him. I suppose I now have a window on a segment odf those opinions. Thank's, I guess, Max _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 22 Nov 2001 15:51:45 +0000 From: "matt sewell" Subject: Re: Toony can't spell (0.00% RH) Chill? If I was anymore chilled I would be carted off to the morgue... heheheh - apologies if you were a little taken aback and the ferocity of my attack on our dear leader, I suppose it could be worse... we could have Ian & Duncan Smith in charge... Anyway, get back to your giving of thanks (which I hope you are all enjoying, BTW)... Matt "Thanks for nothing" Sewell >From: "Maximilian Lang" >Reply-To: "Maximilian Lang" >To: fegmaniax@smoe.org >Subject: Re: Toony can't spell (0.01% RH) >Date: Thu, 22 Nov 2001 10:38:42 -0500 > >>From: "matt sewell" >>Reply-To: "matt sewell" >>To: fegmaniax@smoe.org >>Subject: Re: Toony can't spell (0.01% RH) >>Date: Thu, 22 Nov 2001 15:09:26 +0000 >> >>What's that? You don't know who TB is? >> >>Governor of the state of Britain? Lives in Dubya's arse? Ring any >>bells? >> >>Powercrazed control freak, ex of The Ugly Rumours (other notable >>member - >>Mark Ellen of BBC/Mojo/Clean Steve fame), married Alf Garnett's >>son-in-law's daughter (no, not by Una Stubbs), father of a famously >>drunk >>adolescent - currently a war-monger for the military-industrial >>complex... bastard hellspawn of Thatcher, despite being leader of >>the >>Labour Party... the LABOUR Party for god's sake... >> >>How much more do you need to know? >> >>Cheers >> >>Matt "This is the 51st sta-a-a-ate of the U-ooSA" Sewell > > >Dude...CHILL. > >I know perfectly well who Tony Blair is, I just don't know much >about >politics in Britain and how people view him. I suppose I now have a >window >on a segment odf those opinions. > > Thank's, I guess, > > Max > > > >_________________________________________________________________ >Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at >http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp - ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 22 Nov 2001 10:55:41 -0600 From: steve Subject: Re: Toony can't spell On Thursday, November 22, 2001, at 05:57 AM, Rob wrote: > > (don't think the url is going to wrap properly) Want to swap for Bush? - - Steve __________ "We're not attacking Islam, but Islam has attacked us. The God of Islam is not the same God," the Rev. Franklin Graham, who spoke at President Bush's inauguration, said recently. "He's not the son of God of the Christian or Judeo-Christian faith. It's a different God, and I believe it is a very evil and wicked religion." ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 22 Nov 2001 11:20:01 -0800 (PST) From: Christopher Warner Subject: Fwd: in the News thought I should pass this along to the fegs. Karoli was truely a brilliant player and will be greatly missed. Apparently he had some surgery for a brain tumor within the past 2 years or so...very sad Chris in DC Note: forwarded message attached. Yahoo! GeoCities - quick and easy web site hosting, just $8.95/month. http://geocities.yahoo.com/ps/info1 X-Apparently-To: cjmwarner@yahoo.com via web12703.mail.yahoo.com; 21 Nov 2001 11:51:58 -0800 (PST) X-Track: 1: 40 Received: from wbln0014.worldbank.org (138.220.29.7) by mta495.mail.yahoo.com with SMTP; 21 Nov 2001 11:51:58 -0800 (PST) Received: from WBLN0014.worldbank.org (unverified) by wbln0014.worldbank.org (Content Technologies SMTPRS 4.2.5) with ESMTP id for ; Wed, 21 Nov 2001 14:53:56 -0500 Subject: in the News To: Christopher Warner X-Mailer: Lotus Notes Release 5.0.5 September 22, 2000 From: Rlabrie@worldbank.org Date: Wed, 21 Nov 2001 14:50:59 -0500 X-MIMETrack: Serialize by Router on WBLN0014/Facility/World Bank(Release 5.0.5 |September 22, 2000) at 11/21/2001 02:53:56 PM MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Content-Length: 742 CAN CO-FOUNDER DEAD AT FIFTY-THREE MICHAEL KAROLI, singer, guitarist and violinist for legendary German experimental rockers, CAN, died on November 17th; he was fifty-three. Co-founded by Karoli in 1966, Can released their debut, "Monster Movie," two years later and went through numerous incarnations before splitting in 1979, and regrouping for 1989's reunion album, "Rite Time." Karoli also recorded a solo album, "Deluge," in 1984. "I'd say that bands like Can had as much to do with the way I approach music as anything did," MONSTER MAGNET's DAVE WYNDORF told Rolling Stone. "Michael Karoli's guitar-playing was so far out there, but it always made some sense. He never made you think he was being weird for the sake of being weird." ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 22 Nov 2001 12:13:44 -0800 (PST) From: Jeff Dwarf Subject: Re: Toony can't spell Rob wrote: > http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk_politics/newsid_1668000/1668516.stm > > (don't think the url is going to wrap properly) perhaps this some sort of subliminable effect...seriously, don't more people have a couple words, usually fairly common ones, that for some reason they just can't spell (or type) correctly no matter what. my impression is that blair is just the british clinton, which means i probably wouldn't like the bastard much, but really, when mis-spelling tomorrow is the main problem with a country's leadership, it's time to celebrate the coming of nirvana. after all, raymond and joyce hitchcock didn't even spell their son's name right ;) ===== "The kind people have a wonderful dream: Bud Selig on the guillotine." -- Morrissey (well, almost) "Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable." -- John F. Kennedy Yahoo! GeoCities - quick and easy web site hosting, just $8.95/month. http://geocities.yahoo.com/ps/info1 ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 22 Nov 2001 20:10:37 -0800 (PST) From: bayard Subject: anagrams! Here is the result of your request. To learn about the Anagram Genius software, visit http://www.genius2000.com/ag.html N.B. This text is relatively poor for anagramming. You might want to try again with a better example. Advice on this is on http://www.AnagramGenius.com/serverhelp.html Rearranging the letters of 'robyn rowan hitchcock' gives: Botchy or chronic wank. Wonky or chronic batch. Watch bonny crook rich. What cock or bonny rich. Wonky, hot, chronic crab. Knob contrary chic how. Knob contrary chic who. Warn botchy, chronic OK. On wacky, chronic throb. Witch bonny crook arch. Abort why chronic conk. OK! chronic crab why not. Bonk contrary chic how. Bonk contrary chic who. Now OK by chronic chart. What! by or chronic conk. Worth bonny croak chic. 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Warn crook botchy inch. Win rock botchy anchor. Win conk or botchy char. Cow in both horny crack. Wank rich boy on crotch. Know chart chronic boy. Known yob or chic chart. Bonny work to chic char. No! worthy, chronic back. Why conk or chronic bat. Why conk or chronic tab. Why! thick croon on crab. No! by what chronic cork. Wotcha! bonk cry on rich. By which crack or on not. Not rack by chronic how. Not rack by chronic who. War conk on botchy rich. Now rock in botchy arch. Now rack or botchy inch. By than rich cock or now. Conk now chart rich boy. OK! chronic won by chart. Arch by now OK in crotch. Win cock or horny batch. Oh! not brawny, rich cock. and many many more..... The following are the 10 longest words made using some of the letters: cockroach Brythonic throwback abortion brain-rot contrary tyrannic choirboy honorary boat-hook ------------------------------ End of fegmaniax-digest V10 #438 ********************************