From: owner-fegmaniax-digest@smoe.org (fegmaniax-digest) To: fegmaniax-digest@smoe.org Subject: fegmaniax-digest V8 #453 Reply-To: fegmaniax@smoe.org Sender: owner-fegmaniax-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-fegmaniax-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk fegmaniax-digest Saturday, December 4 1999 Volume 08 : Number 453 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: INTERNET LEGISLATION [Bayard ] Re: INTERNET LEGISLATION [GSS ] corn on walls [Fpaux@aol.com] Some thoughts from Mr. Bowie [The Great Quail ] forget D#, there's a new gunslinger in town!! (from the Beatles newsgroup) [Eb ] more useless information [Natalie Jacobs ] Hey! Listen to me! [Natalie Jacobs ] merry xmas music (no robyn content) ["shane apple" ] Re: forget D#, there's a new gunslinger in town!! (from the Beatles newsgroup) [MARKEEFE@] Life on Mars? [The Great Quail ] Re: corn on walls [Ethyl Ketone ] RIP x 3 [Glen Uber ] Mmm... my favourite places are all elsewhere... [Doc ] Re: disturbing personal news [digja611@student.otago.ac.nz (James Dignan)] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri, 3 Dec 1999 14:33:55 -0500 (EST) From: Bayard Subject: Re: INTERNET LEGISLATION Hoax! http://www.snopes.com/spoons/faxlore/internet.htm ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 3 Dec 1999 13:54:50 -0500 (CDT) From: GSS Subject: Re: INTERNET LEGISLATION Yeah, its a hoax. First, there is nothing in committee or on the floor named 602P, and second there is no U.S. Congress(wo/man) named Schnell. Jeez, this is an old one. In the future, if want a good source to help prove or disprove something like this, check http://thomas.loc.gov ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 3 Dec 1999 15:08:27 EST From: Fpaux@aol.com Subject: corn on walls In a message dated 12/3/99 1:22:35 PM Eastern Standard Time, hydra@mail13.voicenet.com writes: << I have never seen a wall of corn, except for a rectangular corn bin that was enclosed in chicken wire andthat was really tall becasue I was really little at the time. >> There's a place in the Dakotas called the Corn Palace. Every fall they decorate all the outside walls of the town hall with magnificent corn mosaics. I saw it once, right before my friends took me Jackalope hunting. - -CPP ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 3 Dec 1999 15:08:58 -0500 From: The Great Quail Subject: Some thoughts from Mr. Bowie It's a god-awful small affair To the girl with the mousy hair But her mummy is yelling "No" And her daddy has told her to go But her friend is nowhere to be seen Now she walks through her sunken dream To the seat with the clearest view And she's hooked to the silver screen But the film is a saddening bore For she's lived it ten times or more She could spit in the eyes of fools As they ask her to focus on Sailors fighting in the dance hall Oh man! Look at those cavemen go It's the freakiest show Take a look at the Lawman Beating up the wrong guy Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know He's in the best selling show Is there life on Mars? It's on Amerika's tortured brow That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow Now the workers have struck for fame 'Cause Lennon's on sale again See the mice in their million hordes From Ibeza to the Norfolk Broads Rule Britannia is out of bounds To my mother, my dog, and clowns But the film is a saddening bore 'Cause I wrote it ten times or more It's about to be writ again As I ask you to focus on Sailors fighting in the dance hall Oh man! Look at those cavemen go It's the freakiest show Take a look at the Lawman Beating up the wrong guy Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know He's in the best selling show Is there life on Mars? - --Quail, glued to CNN: Mars landing in 15 minutes! (Um, notification of said landing in 30!) ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 3 Dec 1999 12:53:31 -0800 From: Eb Subject: forget D#, there's a new gunslinger in town!! (from the Beatles newsgroup) [I removed a bunch of return characters...the original text looked even weirder] Diana wrote: >>Can anyone tell me a little of what went on with the Beatles when they >>were in India? What did they do while they were there? What was the >>deal with Prudence, Mia Farrow's sister, and the sex scandal with the >>Maharishi? you know my name is wild wings vicki bonds a woman age 50 and gorgeous absolutely no violent records...and many group news about alt dreaming castaneda and don juanism which is the art of dreaming or tantra in the spirit.. men and women doing it..for tantra love is the art of life that goes way back..to krisna and rama.. maha is the one to teach those things but usually he puts groups together to evolve..and each person has a what they call jain or light twin... it depends on how advanced you are.. i am very advanced soul and am awake all the time like a very advanced guru.. i am what they call mahas wife but to my knowledge i have never done it with maha even in the dreamtime it just means that my light is very clean and very high. i am ccs wife and pauls jain or light.. this is all in the spirit. maha gives light high light to the celebs for good reason so they stay awake and ethical in their actions for it is so easily to mislead the public like madonna does.. madonna is a satanist..if i were her i would not want to be responsible for the karmic consequences of being a opinion leader of the young uns saying it is cool to do what she does in xtasy book .. it isnot cool. it is porno.. even in the dreamtime it is not cool it leads to violence on the streets.. one should never teach uns to do such things. violent sex is no good. sex in marraige and love is very good and it has to be loving sex.. paul tried to teach to love your lady...good. he loved linda real good..he is a good example but he has to remember that if he is near madonna..a friend of his daughter that he looks shoddy standing next to madonna well poor stella looks shoddy wearing a lets fuck tee shirt on vh one..to recieve an award with her dad.. i am carlos castanedas jain and wife in the spirit and we are very very very ethical religious people ..or rock people of the standing stone variety of great britain and we are sure the queen would agree with us..about the above matters. paul must wake up.. he has been doing light with me mostly and i think maha must have helped him when he went with stella recently to netherlands where maha is to get taught some more or instructed on life and karma darma ....or his effect on the public behavior. maha is very very good to me and very holy but much misunderstood by the public.. so was jesus... what to do.. i am a devotee of maha and a disciple of carlos' there is so many things going on i wrote other articles here today take a look at what i am doing for free..as a good citizen of the usa... psy dream research...yes for the free world and i get upset at the rumor mongols who like star newspaper say stupid things about my intentions which are honorable...and loving.. i am the one with balls who can critize a beloved man of the world..paul. i am his inner spiritual light wife you might say.. i do know who is doing me.. i am always awake.. tantra is something that i wish i was not dragged into but i am the highest caliber god ordained person and am being used as such.. if paul is not awake on these matters than i have failed. and oh well. that is life. don juan had similar problems and tried to stop by his great spirit light methods wars...between castro russia and the usa during the cuban crisis i tell you the dreamtime and sorcery esp can be very dangerous. micheal jackson also feels like a pawn piece on the checkerboard of the war on drugs and slavery and prostitution of the third world and each day keeps very busy like paul so that they are not assumable i am eclipse kether and can not be assumed just shot... i was taken to god and the black holy sun when i was young and have been used as a sanctuary for mike linda and paul and his family.. it has been draining to me and others like the throne have used me and even ccs green has used me and i tell you i get ill from too much of my light been used. i have one of the highest lights in the world and to be accused of wanting p to be hurt is the most horrible thing. i am so against violence. i have noticed that if lets say carlo does tantra with a lesser woman it burns me.. i am so hurt physically all my life because the ones linked to my light tantra as a guru that i am.. use my light on less good maties. and it hurts..me it tortures me.. but only a tantric master would understand ..like the maharishi.. perhaps paul will ;understand if he is not awake by now someone should show him this article and tell him to please becareful who he does light with.. get mahas permission.. for it could possible hurt the red lady that he uses... thank you.. this is the science of trancidental meditation.. i have spent alot of time in bed cause the men and women using my light used too much and drained me. paul has given me the appearance that he is aware of my suffering and is trying to help me as a hero.. he is a good boy not a bad one but we are both heroes and i am the one to be a wife to him and tell him if i see something out of gods order that is all i can do is post it here.. hoping he will wake up... maha is my very best friend and i hope that he will communicate with paul regarding these topics and i hope the world will not believe the lies the lesser ethical public feel so free to gossip about... victoria bonds.. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 3 Dec 1999 13:02:42 -0800 From: Eb Subject: PS My favorite part is where this divine, enlightened being misspells "transcendental." ;) Eb 13) Neil Young & Crazy Horse/Sleeps With Angels ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 3 Dec 1999 16:59:51 -0500 (EST) From: Natalie Jacobs Subject: more useless information >PS And King Arthur is of course from Cadbury, in the county of Somerset. > Not Cornwall, which is two counties away :) Cadbury is the supposed site of Camelot. King Arthur was indeed born at Tintagel, in Cornwall. The legend is that his mother Igraine was holed up there while her husband the Duke of Cornwall was off fighting a war. King Uther Pendragon, with the aid of Merlin, disguised himself as the Duke, got into the castle, and did the wild thing with Igraine, the result being Arthur, who later pulled the stone out of the sword. Or something. I memorized "The Once and Future King" when I was a kid. Can you tell? gnat "Ann Arbor, of course, is entirely mythical" the gnatster ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 3 Dec 1999 17:49:30 -0500 (EST) From: Natalie Jacobs Subject: Hey! Listen to me! It looks like I will be doing a radio show tonight from 10pm-12am Eastern time. If you want to listen, tune your browser to www.wcbn.org. Dunno what I'll be playing, but I'm sure it'll be good. n. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 03 Dec 1999 22:50:03 GMT From: "shane apple" Subject: merry xmas music (no robyn content) i'm looking for some weird, obnoxious, tasteless, annoying, or horrible christmas music to annoy my family with. the stranger the better! if you've got any suggestions (comps, etc) i'd really appreciate them. private emails would probably be more appropriate. - --slick o'bearbom ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 3 Dec 1999 23:38:23 +0000 (GMT) From: toby Subject: tape ring >September 29th Oxford, UK The Zodiac. I think the Cambridge gig was on this day - and there's an (incomplete) analogue recording of it. toby ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 3 Dec 1999 18:52:54 EST From: MARKEEFE@aol.com Subject: Re: forget D#, there's a new gunslinger in town!! (from the Beatles newsgroup) Ya know, the last time Madonna and I had tantric sex in the Dreamtime, I kinda thought that maybe some of my "good light" had been drained away from me. Then I put on "Give My Regards to Broad Street" and all my good light was returned to me and I felt nourished again. I wasn't sure, at the time, why this was all true. And now I know! Hey, that's neat. :-) - ------Michael K. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 3 Dec 1999 15:05:47 -0500 From: The Great Quail Subject: Life on Mars? It's a god-awful small affair To the girl with the mousy hair But her mummy is yelling "No" And her daddy has told her to go But her friend is nowhere to be seen Now she walks through her sunken dream To the seat with the clearest view And she's hooked to the silver screen But the film is a saddening bore For she's lived it ten times or more She could spit in the eyes of fools As they ask her to focus on Sailors fighting in the dance hall Oh man! Look at those cavemen go It's the freakiest show Take a look at the Lawman Beating up the wrong guy Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know He's in the best selling show Is there life on Mars? It's on Amerika's tortured brow That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow Now the workers have struck for fame 'Cause Lennon's on sale again See the mice in their million hordes From Ibeza to the Norfolk Broads Rule Britannia is out of bounds To my mother, my dog, and clowns But the film is a saddening bore 'Cause I wrote it ten times or more It's about to be writ again As I ask you to focus on Sailors fighting in the dance hall Oh man! Look at those cavemen go It's the freakiest show Take a look at the Lawman Beating up the wrong guy Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know He's in the best selling show Is there life on Mars? - --Quail, glued to CNN: Mars landing in 15 minutes! (Um, notification of said landing in 30!) ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 4 Dec 1999 00:24:13 -0500 From: Ethyl Ketone Subject: Re: corn on walls At 3:08 PM -0500 12/3/99, Fpaux@aol.com wrote: > There's a place in the Dakotas called the Corn Palace. Every fall they >decorate all the outside walls of the town hall with magnificent corn >mosaics. I saw it once, right before my friends took me Jackalope hunting. While I've never been to the Dakotas (the states, not the apartments), I've been jackalope hunting! A late moonless night, no flashlights. The eerie, almost human cry of the Jackalope from always just around the bend. My guide stumbled over a cliff 3,00 feet to his (near) death. Luckily Merlin came in at the right moment and helped him get back on the trail. Called it "magick." In the next moment, Arthur, followed by the Questing Beast, rounded the corner and stopped to munch some Marmolette and Ritz crackers with us. I wouldn't have believed any of it except we were in Roswell, New Mexico and my hunting partner made mushroom sandwiches for dinner so I know it really happened! Be Seeing You, The Ladye Ketone np: RH: "Respect". Yes, Respect. Go ahead, flame me. I've been listening to it over and over for days... "Questions are a burden for others. Answers are a prison for oneself." **************************************************************************** C. J. Galbraith Ketone Press meketone@ix.netcom.com ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 4 Dec 1999 07:38:25 -0800 (PST) From: Glen Uber Subject: RIP x 3 Madeline Kahn, Charlie Byrd and Gene Rayburn. Cheers! - -g- "When you encourage people to think freely, you are inciting a revolution." --Glen Uber +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ Glen Uber uberg@sonic.net http://www.sonic.net/~uberg ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 4 Dec 1999 09:11:13 -0800 (PST) From: Doc Subject: Mmm... my favourite places are all elsewhere... Mmm... just thinking about my favourite places in England, cos people keep throwing these memories onto the list: 1. Avebury Village. It's not guarded by Nazis, and people actually live there. There's a village You can wander around and touch the stones. Wander round behind the church where there's a big stone circle and see if you can spot the ley lines. It's fun to sit out on the hills around the village and watch the afternoon go by. I highly recommend going to the pub, having some rubbery sammiches and couple of more or less decent pints afterwards. If you're into the local thing, there's also a very nice vegetarian resturant that's open during the summer. They have dishes made with locally-grown ingredients and serve a nice pint as well. 2. The Uffington White Horse. An absolutely beautiful corner of Wiltshire. The Horse isn't that big, but it's drawn on the side of the tallest hill in the area, so it really stands out. I used to take my kites there and fly them all afternoon because there's always a stiff breeze blowing over the hill. Watch out for the sheepshit, though. 3. Newbury Echo Chamber. Not a tourist spot, really. The best thing about Newbury is leaving the place, but there is one very cool thing-- right by the local council offices there's a large circle of paving stones, surrounded by a very small wall. The acoustics are such that if you stand in the middle of the circle, and face the car-park across the road and speak in a very quiet voice, you'll actually hear your voice reflected back to you from several different directions, all amplified. It sounds like you're shouting at yourself from several different directions. I dunno if it was designed to be that way, but it's very very cool. - -Doc __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Thousands of Stores. Millions of Products. All in one place. Yahoo! Shopping: http://shopping.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 5 Dec 1999 10:20:42 +1300 From: digja611@student.otago.ac.nz (James Dignan) Subject: Re: disturbing personal news Hi cous'! :) >This is certainly the island from whence my family flowed to the >"colonies." I understand that my peeps are from County Kerry, which >is east southeast and on the opposite side of the small island. It >isn't much of a stretch of my imagination to say that you have some >of my family genes. As much of a curse as this may sound, be >comforted that this side of the family carries beauty, intelligence, >blue eyes, and really good looking noses- kind of like ski jumps. well, mine would be, if it wasn't for a strage slight deviation in the shape (if I followed my nose, I'd go around in circles). Thankfully, my partner has admitted to being attracted by strange noses (anyone who would regard the young Pete Townshend as a pin-up is some form of schnozzophile). >The less positive side of the charm that is "gloster" is that the males >tend to be alcoholic, workaholic, incommunicative, have sinus problems, >optical imperfections, a tiny amount of male pattern baldness, >impatience, and a desperate need to make up facts and/or be right all >of the time. Oh, and blood that is very heavy in viscosity. I had >thought that the migraine thing came from the other side, but now I >wonder.... well, I'm migrainy, have sinus problems, wear glasses, am beginning to show signs of impending Eno-like hirsuteness, am impatient, and sadly have a desire to be right all the time. No sign yet of inherent alcoholism, though, and if anything I communicate too damn much (asjk anyone on this list...). I suggest that if the words James and workaholic werte put in the same sentence, my supervisor would require hospitalisation, but when a project interests me I can continue beavering away at it for hours, days, weeks... >I'm just guessing that you got your brilliance some other way. Brilliance? I'm just lucky enough to look like a Gloster, that's all. The music almost certainly came from the Dignans, at least (my granddad was in choirs, and if we go far enough back we find the ancient bardic family of O'Duigenan/O'Duibhgeanainn, which I'd love to find some connection to... So your musical skills probably came from the other side of your family. >>Erm... does this suggest perhaps that me and Mark the shark... erm... I >>don't feel very well... > >Somehow, I believe that we would both feel more comforted if it was the >other way around. At least we now know where you get your good looks. > >Jeme and I were discussing how like me that Kimberly Rew looks. I swear >that if I wore a grey mop on my head and removed my glasses, I could >perfectly match him until you handed me a guitar. You don't suppose >that we are all three related and the really good guitar playing genes >forked away from my part of the tree, do you? could be... could be... then again, remember the old Swedish folk saying: "Kemberleyetvatta Rew mott dann Hoople vaxelstrom ringklocka, maak Kloster. Var finns stor raka?" You've never played for Mott the Hoople, have you? James PS - was it the Knack who sang "My ramora?" (ooh, you're cleaning up my gills, up my gills, ooh you're swimming by my side, my ramora...") PS - "Var finns stor raka?" is very bad Swedish for "Where are the prawns?" James Dignan___________________________________ You talk to me Deptmt of Psychology, Otago University As if from a distance ya zhivu v' 50 Norfolk Street And I reply. . . . . . . . . . Dunedin, New Zealand with impressions chosen from another time steam megaphone (03) 455-7807 (Brian Eno - "By this River") ------------------------------ End of fegmaniax-digest V8 #453 *******************************