From: owner-fegmaniax-digest@smoe.org (fegmaniax-digest) To: fegmaniax-digest@smoe.org Subject: fegmaniax-digest V8 #446 Reply-To: fegmaniax@smoe.org Sender: owner-fegmaniax-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-fegmaniax-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk fegmaniax-digest Tuesday, November 30 1999 Volume 08 : Number 446 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Band Names ["Tony Blackman" ] Re: Black Snake Fake Media Role [dmw ] RE: Black Snake Fake Media Role ["Partridge, John" ] Re: Black Snake Fake Media Role [Terrence M Marks ] Re: Black Snake Fake Media Role [Aaron Mandel ] feg domain names, missed opportunites, part 86(c) [dmw ] Re: Gainesburger with cheese... some asides... [Glen Uber ] Re: Garth Gaines [ultraconformist@ets.cncdsl.com] Re: Gainesburger with cheese... some asides... [normal@grove.ufl.edu] Rock Armada Soundboards [John Barrington Jones ] Re: Will Scarlett Revealed! ["Dolph Chaney" ] Re: Rock Armada Soundboards [Tom Clark ] Re: I am the waitress [ultraconformist@ets.cncdsl.com] Re: Rock Armada Soundboards [mrrunion@palmnet.net] Re: Rock Armada Soundboards [mrrunion@palmnet.net] Re: Gainesburger with cheese ["JH3" ] RE: Black Snake Fake Media Role [Vivien Lyon ] Re: Gainesburger with cheese [overbury@cn.ca] Re: Gainesburger with cheese [ultraconformist@ets.cncdsl.com] Collector weenie alert: Robyn Hitchcock discography ["Partridge, John" ] Re: The Feg Breast Project [John Barrington Jones ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue, 30 Nov 1999 16:16:07 +0000 From: "Tony Blackman" Subject: Band Names Can't think of any suitable band names for Matt, but I've always thought that a road sign that's on the road between Marlborough and Salisbury would make an excellent album title; "Hidden Dips and Rumble Strips" Tony. p.s. I don't think I've seen anyone else mention my favourite album this year, Shack's "H.M.S. Fable". Anyone got any comments? ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 30 Nov 1999 11:36:07 -0500 (EST) From: dmw Subject: Re: Black Snake Fake Media Role On Tue, 30 Nov 1999, Terrence M Marks wrote: > > And then there was Kilgore Trout and "Venus on the Halfshell". Was that > > marketing??? > > I read that...it was written by some other sci-fi type to annoy Vonnegut. > Hideous, hideous book. phil farmer, and i thought it was more of an affectionate pastiche? but then, i didn't see what was so hideous about it, either. fake bands: aren't the ukranians supposed to be the wedding present, or something like that? i have an e.p. of smiths songs sung with (at least purportedly) ukranian lyrics; i think it's wonderful. eb, were yew on ecto, you'd get to see all the c-rockers listing every song they can think of that references the ocean, the sea, rivers, or water in any form (now broadened to include tears and ice, god help us). - -- d (the cure, "swimming the same deep water as you is hard") . - - oh no, you've just read mail from doug = dmw@radix.net - get yr pathos - - www.pathetic-caverns.com -- books, flicks, tunes, etc. = reviews - - www.fecklessbeast.com -- angst, guilt, fear, betrayal! = guitar pop ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 30 Nov 1999 08:40:17 -0800 From: "Partridge, John" Subject: RE: Black Snake Fake Media Role I don't know nuthin' about the Masked Marauders and such but the alleged author of this paragraph reminded me of the Peter Sellers/Ringo Starr comedy, The Magic Christian (T.M. Christian). Those of you who *do* know stuff can judge whether this is the odd coincidence or another thread in the grand pattern. > gossip and idle rumors. In a world of sham, The Masked > Marauders are truly > the genuine article."-T.M. Christian > > ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 30 Nov 1999 12:06:19 -0500 (EST) From: Terrence M Marks Subject: Re: Black Snake Fake Media Role On Tue, 30 Nov 1999, dmw wrote: > > I read that...it was written by some other sci-fi type to annoy Vonnegut. > > Hideous, hideous book. > > phil farmer, and i thought it was more of an affectionate pastiche? but > then, i didn't see what was so hideous about it, either. Well, it was written in the style of Kilgore Trout. That's what was so hideous. Some really interesting ideas with delibarately bad execution and writing. Terrence Marks Unlike Minerva (a comic strip) http://www.unlikeminerva.com normal@grove.ufl.edu ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 30 Nov 1999 12:25:25 -0500 (EST) From: Aaron Mandel Subject: Re: Black Snake Fake Media Role On Tue, 30 Nov 1999, dmw wrote: > fake bands: aren't the ukranians supposed to be the wedding present, > or something like that? i have an e.p. of smiths songs sung with (at > least purportedly) ukranian lyrics; i think it's wonderful. the Wedding Present's Peter Solowcka, he of the furious strumming, is in the Ukrainians. as far as i know there's no incognito going on there. nor did i get the impression that it's a gag -- he seems serious about his ethnic roots, particularly on the (less entertaining) originals. or do you have the actual EP, rather than the album that was reissued with the EP tacked on? between promo people trying to strengthen tenuous connections ("features members of Weezer!") and confused critics who want to sound authoritative, i've come away with the belief that any number of perfectly real, independently-conceived bands were just temporary aliases for big stars to fool around. i learned eventually. a ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 30 Nov 1999 12:38:15 -0500 (EST) From: dmw Subject: feg domain names, missed opportunites, part 86(c) http://www-lj.eb.com/hapax/index.htm - - oh no, you've just read mail from doug = dmw@radix.net - get yr pathos - - www.pathetic-caverns.com -- books, flicks, tunes, etc. = reviews - - www.fecklessbeast.com -- angst, guilt, fear, betrayal! = guitar pop ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 30 Nov 1999 10:18:10 -0800 (PST) From: Glen Uber Subject: Re: Gainesburger with cheese... some asides... Regarding this Chris Gaines thing, why is what Garth is doing worse than the Rutles, Spinal Tap, the Dukes of Stratosphear, the Travelling Wilburys, Eddie and the Cruisers, et al? I think that maybe Garth is tired of being Garth and wanted to explore some new territory without alienating fans by going in a radically different direction under his own name. On Mon, 29 Nov 1999 Mark_Gloster@3com.com wrote: >aside 3: The illusive sharkboy is the one who volunteered for the >duty of fegfaq. I volunteer to help out with the fegfaq if you'd like me to. I'm sure I've got plenty of Q's of my own. Besides, I think I might have volunteered publicly myself. >aside 4: I wonder how long the 49ers have been a really crappy >team, but Steve Young (and Garrison Hearst) managed to hide it. Maybe since they won the Super Bowl vs. San Diego. That was maybe the last time they were a powerhouse. Playing in the NFC West has the advantage of making any team look pretty good. >This was not a good week footballwise (George H. Bush must have >used this word before) for me and Glen, but for reasons of >different colors. Sorry about your Jets, Mark. Even sorrier about my Raiders. Jim Rome said it best when he said: "Being a Raiders fan is like having an alcoholic father. You want to love him, you want to be proud of him, you want to respect him. Just when you think he's going to get straight, he embarasses the whole family by showing up to church on Sunday with liquor on his breath." At least I can take solace in the fact that the 49ers fans -- those that still admit to being fans -- finally know what it's like to root for an inept team. I've had to put up with their snobbery and upturned noses for far too long. Cheers! - -g- "When you encourage people to think freely, you are inciting a revolution." --Glen Uber +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ Glen Uber uberg@sonic.net http://www.sonic.net/~uberg ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 30 Nov 1999 11:00:50 -0800 From: "Mr. Kidkill" Subject: Will Scarlett Revealed! on 26.11.99 12:45, Ross Overbury at overbury@cn.ca wrote: >>> Will Scarlett - I don't want to talk about it. I made a lot of money, but >>> I feel really dirty for having done it. >> >> Spill! > > > Yeah, you set us up -- don't make us grovel, Glen. All right. Will Scarlett was a country band. Actually a "Top 40" country band. We played all the latest country hits as they became popular. We played some rock tunes (Eagles, Creedence, Fabulous Thunderbirds, Bonnie Raitt), but nothing that really would offend country sensibilities. How bad was it? My greatest coup was convincing them to play "When I Write The Book" by Rockpile. Oh. Did I mention that I played bass? If there's anything more tedious and uninspiring than playing bass in a country band, I'd like to know what it is. Anyway, we played quite a few gigs, but I quit after 9 months, not long after the drummer and the lead singer (the guitarist's wife) started having an affair. Yes, it was a soap opera. - -- Cheers! - -g- DISCLAIMER: The opinions expressed by the author are not necessarily those of 99.9% of the rest of the world. +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ Glen Uber uberg@sonic.net http://www.sonic.net/~uberg ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 30 Nov 1999 13:36:41 -0600 From: ultraconformist@ets.cncdsl.com Subject: Re: Garth Gaines >not necessarily Bora Bora. Dunedin will do nicely. Other than through >Fegmaniax!, I've never heard of Chris Gaines. You have music mags in Dunedin, doncha? :) Maybe not ones that would have an article on this, I guess. I first caught wind of this thang when I saw a country fan mag at the grocery store check out, with Garth and Chris on the cover. I remember thinking "who IS that?", because Chris Gaines doesn't look very country :). >But it is unusual in C&W. That's really why it interests me. Particularly with Garth Brooks, who is boring even for top 40 country. I guess it's not that surprising that it wasn't actually his idea. Funny thing is tho, if you go look at some Garth Brooks sites, you will have a definite through-the-lookingglass sort of experience. They seem to think he has always been one radical dude. "It's totally GARTH", gushed one writer. >Don't the Davies brothers, Ray and Dave, predate him a bit on this? Eee....er.....yes and no. They weren't outrageous to the same extent. There was that bit of two Kinks (was it Dave and Mick Avory?) dancing together on TV, and of course, Ray always had a bit of a queen-ish thang going on. But it was very very subtle. You could almost blink and miss it, as opposed to running around in stacked heels and feather boas. Not to mention performing mock fellatio on someone's guitar, and singing "we move like tigers on vaseline" which is rather more overt. Love on ya, Susan ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 30 Nov 1999 14:30:41 -0500 (EST) From: normal@grove.ufl.edu Subject: Re: Gainesburger with cheese... some asides... On Mon, 29 Nov 1999 Mark_Gloster@3com.com wrote: > aside 1: Jeopardy trivia band name aliases: > > Reuben and the Jets > Sad Clowns Dn't forget the Toby Jug & Washboard Band. Who did Pink Floyd briefly tour as? > aside 2: Modern Lizard Quartet is one of my favorite band names. Thanks. It was lifted from Daniel Pinkwater's book, "Lizard Music". "The Modern Lizard Quartet Plays Mozart" is briefly mentioned. > Great job, Terry! I wonder what they sound like.... Is it > something like a fusion of everything we love about Yes and the > Monkeys? The early (five-man*) stuff gets compared to early Pink Floyd. I've been told several times that I sing like Syd Barrett. The later (two-man) stuff sounds a lot more structured and polished, as a result of months of practice with a drum machine and keyboard overdubs. The other guy (Dave Schreiber, formerly of The Favorite Color) writes Costello/Waits kinda stuff. My stuff would fit comfortably on any of the Rubble** discs, but is a bit more complex and imaginative than some of the stuff on there. *: The five-piece stuff was done with four people. The keyboard player never bothered to learn his parts, so I had to play them. **: British counterpart to Nuggets. 3-minute psych-pop of various kinds. Terrence Marks Unlike Minerva (a comic strip) http://www.unlikeminerva.com normal@grove.ufl.edu ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 30 Nov 1999 11:33:34 -0800 (PST) From: John Barrington Jones Subject: Rock Armada Soundboards okay, the tour is done. can someone provide a list of all shows in which a resulting soundboard copy of the gig was obtained?? to me, that would be a fun list to see. that, and maybe a list of top ten feg breasts, or top ten cheezy singer/songwriter alter-egos. =jbj= ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 30 Nov 1999 14:33:51 EST From: "Dolph Chaney" Subject: Re: Will Scarlett Revealed! Glen dished: >Anyway, we played quite a few gigs, but I quit after 9 months, not long >after the drummer and the lead singer (the guitarist's wife) started having >an affair. Glen! I didn't know you were in Fleetwood Mac!!! Anyway... this message is really just an excuse to tell the list that, on Friday night, Rebecca & I got married. David Librik was the other Feg in attendance. Our pre-service music included tracks by Elvis C., XTC, American Music Club, The Flaming Lips, and Peter Gabriel, and we walked in and out to the strains of the Residents. We were gonna put "Mellow Together" in the program, but it sort of slipped past us... So congratulate us! 8-) Dolph ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 30 Nov 1999 11:40:05 -0800 From: Tom Clark Subject: Re: Rock Armada Soundboards On 11/30/99 11:33 AM, John Barrington Jones wrote: >that, and maybe a list of top ten feg breasts Would that be individual or pairs? Personally I think you have to consider the package deal... - -tc ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 30 Nov 1999 13:53:43 -0600 From: ultraconformist@ets.cncdsl.com Subject: Re: I am the waitress >PS I saw Marc Almond once in about 1986. Great show, great performer, but >didn't always sing in tune. He was on Jools Holland fairly recently doing >'Say hallo wave goodbye' and it was simply fabuloso, Mr Horne. This is what I've heard, that pitch occasionally fails him over the course of a live performance. Naturally this is not apparent on record :). I missed him this tour, but he is supposedly to return next year, possibly with David Ball as a reunited Soft Cell. It's too bad, really, as seeing him, Momus, and Bryan Ferry in the same week would have been a really glorious dose of divatude. What I'm hearing when I listen to this Soft Cell record, actually, is that this is way more substantial than anything else I liked in 1983. I really didn't -get- this record then. Which I spose is not surprising given how old I was. I mean, those Duran Duran records sound kind of, well, I think you know, and I dug worse than that: Real Life's "Heartland" was a favorite. But at the time I liked those way better. I listened to "Non-Stop Erotic Cabaret" a few times, then decided to just play "Tainted Love" over and over and ignore the rest. Love on ya, Susan ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 30 Nov 1999 15:14 +0000 From: mrrunion@palmnet.net Subject: Re: Rock Armada Soundboards I still can't imagine a better sounding recording from this tour than Mike Hooker's own Bowery Ballroom, NYC 11/1/99 show...and it's non-soundboard! Mike (whose wife Dianne is rapidly working up a version of Flesh Number One for submission to the Glass Flesh II project!) >can someone provide a list of all shows in which a resulting soundboard >copy of the gig was obtained?? > >to me, that would be a fun list to see. ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 30 Nov 1999 15:40 +0000 From: mrrunion@palmnet.net Subject: Re: Rock Armada Soundboards I still can't imagine a better sounding recording from this tour than Mike Hooker's own Bowery Ballroom, NYC 11/1/99 show...and it's non-soundboard! Mike (whose wife Dianne is rapidly working up a version of Flesh Number One for submission to the Glass Flesh II project!) >can someone provide a list of all shows in which a resulting soundboard >copy of the gig was obtained?? > >to me, that would be a fun list to see. ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 30 Nov 1999 14:53:41 -0600 From: "JH3" Subject: Re: Gainesburger with cheese >Regarding this Chris Gaines thing, why is what Garth is doing worse >than the Rutles, Spinal Tap, the Dukes of Stratosphear, the Travelling >Wilburys, Eddie and the Cruisers, et al? I'd say the general consensus around here is that he *isn't* doing anything worse. A certain Mr. Mullins was a bit upset that VH/1 aired a "Behind The Music" episode about the character as if he was real, and that this somehow compromised their journalistic integrity which the rest of us (hopefully) know is non-existent, but you have to cut Joel some slack since he only recently quit smoking. (Or was it drinking? I forget...) I should hasten to point out that I *thought* I was actually agreeing with Susan earlier, when she wrote that there wasn't a big difference between "Chris Gaines" and "Ziggy Stardust," and I replied by saying that David Bowie's name is on the latter and Garth Brooks' name isn't on the former. That isn't really much of a difference, even if you go ahead and extrapolate it to suggest that Brooks is trying to hoodwink people (he obviously isn't, since that would reduce sales), and Bowie wasn't. It was only when I decided to bring up my favorite band... >>but I'm just feeling all sour-grapes because XTC >>has done this sort of thing at least twice and has never been >>the subject of massive media hype over it. >It's not quite the same. Did they actually go onstage as the >Dukes, ever? Now that isn't fair! Hell, they haven't been onstage as themselves in over 15 years! Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure they did an interview as the Dukes once or twice. >Were there Dukes costumes (aside from the photos in the >jacket)? Probably not. Then again, it's pretty easy to get some flowery hippie gear together from old rags and stuff. Much tougher with those silver-lame-&-clogs outfits from the glam era! (And to be frank, their Three Wise Men costumes were much better. I think they actually went to the trouble of renting those.) >Were the Dukes fully realized -characters- in the same way? >I'm asking because I don't really know, but my impression is >that Dukes of Stratosphere was more of an affectionate joke/ >tribute than anything. Ah, there's the rub, you see. To diehard XTC-heads like myself, the Dukes of Stratosphear were just as "fully realized" as Ziggy Stardust or Garth Gaines or whomever. Musically, maybe more so. Maybe I'm wrong, but if Virgin Records had given XTC ten million pounds to make a full-length documentary about the Dukes, you'd probably be a lot more likely to agree, right? Just because they didn't do that doesn't mean their imagination was lacking. And the converse may be true as well: Bowie's "Ziggy" character would today probably be considered a joke (or whatever) if they hadn't poured enormous amounts of money into promoting the whole thing. Bowie didn't design all those costumes himself, did he? ...Okay, maybe he did, but still, to me all that stuff is just window dressing. What does (or doesn't) survive, including whether the project succeeds or fails, is on the records. >This was not a good week footballwise (George H. Bush must have >used this word before) for me and Glen, but for reasons of >different colors. I'm just waiting for the inevitable end-of-season Total Redskins Collapse. Hey, does anybody remember a band called "Big Daddy"? Supposedly the story there was that an entire '50's doo-wop band had been frozen in ice after a airplane crash, and they all woke up in 1983 (?) and decided to do an album of the latest "hit" tunes, including "Anarchy in the UK," "Whip It", etc., all done in 50's doo-wop style. Very funny, as I recall, at least for the first couple of listens. Oh, and congrats to Dolph and Rebecca! May your troth be blessed with many cute, cuddly kittens. JH3 ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 30 Nov 1999 11:27:09 -0800 (PST) From: Vivien Lyon Subject: RE: Black Snake Fake Media Role - --- "Partridge, John" wrote: > I don't know nuthin' about the Masked Marauders and such but > the alleged author of this paragraph reminded me of the > Peter Sellers/Ringo Starr comedy, The Magic Christian (T.M. > Christian). Those of you who *do* know stuff can judge whether > this is the odd coincidence or another thread in the > grand pattern. Well, that's what went through my mind as I read the name. I'm assuming it's an intentional reference. Vivien __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Thousands of Stores. Millions of Products. All in one place. Yahoo! Shopping: http://shopping.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 30 Nov 1999 16:30:50 -0500 From: overbury@cn.ca Subject: Re: Gainesburger with cheese On 30 Nov 99, at 14:53, JH3 wrote: > Hey, does anybody remember a band called "Big Daddy"? > Supposedly the story there was that an entire '50's doo-wop > band had been frozen in ice after a airplane crash, and they > all woke up in 1983 (?) and decided to do an album of the latest > "hit" tunes, including "Anarchy in the UK," "Whip It", etc., all > done in 50's doo-wop style. Very funny, as I recall, at least > for the first couple of listens. I saw a band called "Big Daddy" sometime in the pre-punk '70s. They were a bunch of short-haired guys from Australia. The bass player wore a jacket and tie. I was weirded out. I can only remember one song partially about "Be careful when you hide your stash", but that song wasn't typical of their set; they introduced it as their "psychedelic song". Same fellows? ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 30 Nov 1999 15:31:32 -0600 From: ultraconformist@ets.cncdsl.com Subject: Re: Gainesburger with cheese >on the former. That isn't really much of a difference, even if you go >ahead and extrapolate it to suggest that Brooks is trying to hoodwink >people (he obviously isn't, since that would reduce sales), and Bowie >wasn't. Well, as has been pointed out, it wasn't his idea and I don't think his heart (what there is of it) is really in it. I think it would have been kinda brilliant if he had tried. I mean, sheesh, if Cliff Richard can get away with it, then surely Garth Brooks can. >Now that isn't fair! You took that far more seriously than I meant it, I think :). It wasn't a challenge. It was merely a question. >Maybe I'm wrong, but if Virgin Records had given XTC ten million >pounds to make a full-length documentary about the Dukes, you'd >probably be a lot more likely to agree, right? OK. But it has to be ten million. Seriously, I think maybe the rub is..... >...Okay, maybe he did, but still, to me all that stuff is just window >dressing. What does (or doesn't) survive, including whether the >project succeeds or fails, is on the records. Not to me. SHOWBIZ, baybay. I want the showbiz. I dig the razzledazzle. To me, it's not window dressing at all, it's essential. XTC does not razzle sufficiently for my tastes. I do understand that opinions and tastes vary. I do not mean to say that this means that they suck. I am trying to say that this is probably the reason I don't personally dig them that much. Love on ya, Susan P.S. Congrats to Dolph and Rebecca! *channelling Nick Winkworth* Are there pictures for the Fegpage? ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 30 Nov 1999 13:47:39 -0800 From: "Partridge, John" Subject: Collector weenie alert: Robyn Hitchcock discography I finally got around to updating my discography and it can be found at: http://home.pacbell.net/jpartrid/ The link is at the bottom of the page. As many of you know, I am a fanatic about accuracy and completeness so that means a) the information in my discography is highly reliable, and b) if you find an error, you *gotta* tell me. Please! By the way, au sujet de collector weenieism, I have an incomplete (but very accurate) magazinography which attempts to list as many RH interviews and RH writings (not mere reviews / music crit.) that have appeared in print as possible. Show of hands on putting it on my website? ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 30 Nov 1999 17:19:12 -0500 From: "jbranscombe@compuserve.com" Subject: ...and screaming jay hawkins begat screaming lord sutch... Just thought I'd pitch in on recent stuff. I'm afraid Joel that I've used The Academics. They were my first band. A doo-woppy sort of outfit, much influenced by the mini-revival of the genre of the time (late-70s). We weren't that bad, especially as at one gig we were backed by the school guitar teacher who'd played in Bill Wyman's backing band (I can see you all going green with envy...). One imaginary band that some friends of mine had at the time was called Lemmings On Smack, which still makes me laugh. And here's one for Classical music fans. Doris Brendel (daughter of the great pianist Alfred) was at the same school and played very loud guitar in a punky R'n'B band called Lenin and The Bolsheviks! On the band guises front, Creedence were sort of Willie And The Poor Boys for an album. And there is a very good newish band called Abunai! who 'present' The Mystic River Sound on their latest album and pretend to be a different band on every single track. All of them supposedly hailing from the north Boston suburbs, and covering three decades of trends. The parody is spot on and the sleeve-notes are hilarious. I'm not going to talk about Garth Brooks. I heard one track a few years back which expressed some of the most reactionary sentiments I'd ever heard in a lyric. I thought - Fuck you, redneck... jmbc P.S. I'm definitely going to use the name The Bubonics in the future so no one nick it, right... ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 30 Nov 1999 14:22:21 -0800 (PST) From: John Barrington Jones Subject: Re: Rock Armada Soundboards I'm thinking individual, actually. Take moles, freckles, etc. into account when you are deciding. =jbj= On Tue, 30 Nov 1999, Tom Clark wrote: > On 11/30/99 11:33 AM, John Barrington Jones wrote: > > >that, and maybe a list of top ten feg breasts Then Tom Clark wrote: > Would that be individual or pairs? Personally I think you have to > consider the package deal... ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 30 Nov 1999 14:34:02 -0800 From: Tom Clark Subject: The Feg Breast Project On 11/30/99 2:22 PM, John Barrington Jones wrote: >I'm thinking individual, actually. Take moles, freckles, etc. into account >when you are deciding. > OK, I'm on it. Ladies, please email photos to: quail@libyrinth.com - -tc ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 30 Nov 1999 15:00:48 -0800 (PST) From: John Barrington Jones Subject: Re: The Feg Breast Project wait.....just ladies???????!!!!???? a bit sexist now, isn't that? :) =jbj= On Tue, 30 Nov 1999, Tom Clark wrote: > On 11/30/99 2:22 PM, John Barrington Jones wrote: > > >I'm thinking individual, actually. Take moles, freckles, etc. into account > >when you are deciding. > > > > OK, I'm on it. > Ladies, please email photos to: quail@libyrinth.com > > -tc ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 30 Nov 1999 18:35:02 EST From: MARKEEFE@aol.com Subject: Re: The Feg Breast Project In a message dated 11/30/99 3:03:07 PM Pacific Standard Time, psu23447@odin.cc.pdx.edu writes: << wait.....just ladies???????!!!!???? a bit sexist now, isn't that? :) >> I know! I've already taken a Polaroid of my chestal region and everything! Well, Quail still said he'd offer me $2.00 for a scan of it. Not bad! ;-) - ------Michael K. ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 30 Nov 1999 15:52:59 -0800 (PST) From: John Barrington Jones Subject: The Off Topic to piss off Other Off Topic Posters Project This post is happily dedicated to fpaux: Michael- Hey, if Quail won't buy your polaroids, just remember that everything is for sale on the internet. I've seen housewives with websites (a good band name?) selling pics of themselves to make a little extra spending money, why not us men?? for an extra fiver, I'll put on the Man-zier! (sp), =jbj= On Tue, 30 Nov 1999 MARKEEFE@aol.com wrote: > I know! I've already taken a Polaroid of my chestal region and > everything! Well, Quail still said he'd offer me $2.00 for a scan of it. > Not bad! ;-) > > ------Michael K. > ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 30 Nov 1999 16:55:12 -0800 (PST) From: Capuchin Subject: A punk band by any other name... On Tue, 30 Nov 1999, James Dignan wrote: > (who, with a couple of friends a few years ago, created an obviously > fake/spoof band. One day, I hope to have a web-page dedicated to > Albumen - Albuquerque's finest psychedelic-acid-rockabilly band - up > and running...) I gotta tell ya, Albumen is a pretty great name. I wonder if being from Albuquerque's going too far or just the icing... hmm... Anyway, saw David Lynch's The Straight Story last night. Damn, that was just a good movie. Well made and well shot and just good. And I don't think anyone so much as swears. Correct me if I'm wrong. They talk of violence, but nothing is shown. I'm dying to see what CAP says about it... does someone have the url for those nuts? Well, as the credits roll, you see the name of the Assistant to Mr. Lynch. I kid you not. Gaye Pope. What a fucking fantastic name. Gaye Pope. The Gaye Popes. I know we had this thread about a year ago... and I threw out my all time most wanted band name and was told it was taken (The Mandelbrot Set) and quite a few good names were bandied... I think I liked Albumen best. I think a one-off Glass Flesh band by the name of The IO Dots would be passable... but only if they did a surfy or do-wop cover. I don't know what I'm talking about. Oh yeah. J. - -- ______________________________________________ J A Brelin Capuchin ______________________________________________ ------------------------------ End of fegmaniax-digest V8 #446 *******************************