From: owner-fegmaniax-digest@smoe.org (fegmaniax-digest) To: fegmaniax-digest@smoe.org Subject: fegmaniax-digest V8 #193 Reply-To: fegmaniax@smoe.org Sender: owner-fegmaniax-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-fegmaniax-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk fegmaniax-digest Friday, May 28 1999 Volume 08 : Number 193 Today's Subjects: ----------------- re: Vivien vs. NASDAQ, etc. [Eb ] Re: Howard's End [Terrence M Marks ] Re: Howard's End [Christopher Gross ] Dr. Blair.....Dr. Blair [Debora K ] Re: Democrassy. ["Capitalism Blows" ] Re: Howard's End ["Capitalism Blows" ] Re: Howard's End ["Capitalism Blows" ] Re: Dr. Blair.....Dr. Blair ["Capitalism Blows" ] Re: Howard's End [Vivien Lyon ] Sturm und drang ["Partridge, John" ] Re: Sturm und drang (und joe und ed und ex) [Capuchin ] Re: Sturm und drang [Tom Clark ] Re: Dr. Blair.....Dr. Blair [Christopher Gross ] Just Deserts [Ethyl Ketone ] Re: Just Deserts [Bayard ] spoken word cd! (caution: Robyn content) [John Barrington Jones Subject: re: Vivien vs. NASDAQ, etc. >> the truth is, i reoky from my job! Ne'ertheless, I too will endevor to >be brioo st in a slower, qter fashion. 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Yeah? Well, you may have a point, but I hear she sometimes forgets to recycle her cans. And she STILL can't offer me any logical explanation why the opening credits of a show titled "Dawson's Creek" are filmed at the ocean. Nothing comes between me and my Calvins. Rock over London, Eb ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 27 May 1999 16:39:00 -0400 (EDT) From: Terrence M Marks Subject: Re: Howard's End On Thu, 27 May 1999, Christopher Gross wrote: > On Wed, 26 May 1999, Capitalism Blows wrote: > > > why aren't the same people making this point also making > > the point that turkey's repression of the kurds (which was on a *much* > > larger scale than serbian repression of ethnic albanians) needs to be > > stopped? why aren't they saying that the brutal occupations of east timor > > and palestine need to be stopped? the death squads in mexico and colombia? > > for that matter, the repression of ethnic minorities in the united states? > > This is a good question, in itself; but is it really relevant? Well, mainly because it's the North Atlantic Treaty Organization, and East Timor, Palestine, Mexico and Columbia aren't exactly North Atlantic. Serbia and Kosovo at least border on NATO countries. (Yeah, Mexico borders the US, but Mexican conflicts don't tend to spread into the US. We ought to do something about the problems in Chiapas, though.) And last I heard, the US was trying to help work out some Israel/Palestine compromise (And I wouldn't call it brutal occupation. It is [or was, at least] closer to guerilla warfare and counterinsurgency than wanton brutality. But then, it's a very complicated thing and I could be wrong.) And I don't know why we aren't doing anything about the Kurds, though. In other words, NATO isn't the world's policeman. It's just the North Atlantic's policeman. And repression of ethnic minorities in the US isn't anything like what's going on in Kosovo, Palestine or Mexico, and you know it. > (Personally, I think a reasonable compromise would be a UN force that > included *both* NATO nations and Serbia's allies Russia and Greece. I > doubt either NATO or Serbia would agree to that, though; and anyway, who > would rely on the UN's protection after Srebrenica?) I thought Greece _was_ a NATO nation. (It's a NATO rule never to put a Greek ship within sight of a Turkish ship, and vice versa, during war games, if I recall.) Terrence Marks Unlike Minerva (a comic strip) http://grove.ufl.edu/~normal normal@grove.ufl.edu ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 27 May 1999 17:21:20 -0400 (EDT) From: Christopher Gross Subject: Re: Howard's End On Thu, 27 May 1999, Terrence M Marks wrote: > > (Personally, I think a reasonable compromise would be a UN force that > > included *both* NATO nations and Serbia's allies Russia and Greece. I > > doubt either NATO or Serbia would agree to that, though; and anyway, who > > would rely on the UN's protection after Srebrenica?) > > I thought Greece _was_ a NATO nation. (It's a NATO rule never to put a > Greek ship within sight of a Turkish ship, and vice versa, during war > games, if I recall.) Sorry, I was being unclear. Greece is part of NATO, but that alone would not reconcile the Serbs to a NATO force. (It certainly hasn't made them agree to it at Rambouillet or since.) I was thinking of an arrangement where Serbia's friends, Russia and Greece, would together have forces equal or nearly equal in size to those of the NATO countries other than Greece. Then the Serbs could figure their interests would be protected just as much as the Albanians' interests were (and vice versa). Both NATO and Serbia could say they got what they wanted, which would make them both a lot more likely to sign an agreement. Question for Eb: WTF? - --Chris ______________________________________________________________________ Christopher Gross On the Internet, nobody knows I'm a dog. chrisg@gwu.edu ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 27 May 1999 17:14:52 -0700 From: Debora K Subject: Dr. Blair.....Dr. Blair Something that's bothered me for years has finally surfaced again. I can't think of a better group of people to ask then Fegs, who tend to ooze with odds 'n ends of information. Sometimes it's even useful : ) I was watching the news last night when they had some story about a hospital. Over the loudspeakers came a nurses voice, "Dr. Blair....Dr. Blair..........Dr. Jay Hamilton....Dr. Jay Hamilton". Of course, I'd heard this exact thing on Queensryche's (attn. Eddie) 'Operation Mindcrime'. I'd also heard that very voice a couple of more times over the past 10 years or so on maybe a movie or commercial. What the %^%$? Is it little voices in my head? Is there some magical archive where one might look for "Sounds of Hospital" for their upcoming movie, commercial, or news clip? Anyone have the faintest idea what I'm talking about? Arggggggggg!!!! >From the bowels of lurker hell, Vince ________________________________________________________________ Get secure free e-mail that you don't need Web access to use from Juno, the world's second largest online service. Download your free software at http://www.juno.com/getit.b.html. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 28 May 1999 00:43:31 PDT From: "Capitalism Blows" Subject: Re: Democrassy. tell you what you do, brudda. go rent 12 Angry Men, then get back to me. From: Capuchin Reply-To: Capuchin To: Nerdy Groovers Subject: Democrassy. Date: Wed, 26 May 1999 15:25:23 -0700 (PDT) On Wed, 26 May 1999, Capitalism Blows wrote: > oh and jeme, democracy doesn't mean "majority rule", it means decision by > *consensus*. What the FUCK planet do you live on, eddie? I love you like a brother (better, in fact, considering how I feel about my brothers), but you're loopy. What do you think CONSENSUS means? Consensus is reached by the agreement of MOST or ALL. And don't kid yourself into thinking you'll get the agreement of all on anything EVER. There will always be a person who does not agree to some rule set before him. For every law that restricts action there will be a person who cherishes that right and will not permit infringment. Unanimous rule exists only in anarchist states or very very small populations. So either we have no law (and just TRY getting social programs or even worker's rights guaranteed in a society without law) or tiny little tribes who cannot coordinate and cooperate because there will always be dissidents. So is democracy unanimous rule or majority rule, eddie? Either it's impotent or oppressive. J. - -- ________________________________________________________ J A Brelin Capuchin ________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________________ Get Free Email and Do More On The Web. Visit http://www.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 28 May 1999 01:27:41 PDT From: "Capitalism Blows" Subject: Re: Howard's End trying to be even quicker than quick, here... hee hee. i was thinking of using that. but i figgered you'd dig the dead milkmen ref. you mean, relevant to yugoslavia policy? strictly speaking, no. and of course, i merely said that it's something that's been bugging me. however, i think it at least merits consideration, because the answers say a *lot* about u.s. foreign policy in general. but let's just take east timor for example. massacres have been occurring *since* we've begun bombing yugoslavia. and if we wanted them --and/or the occupation itself-- to end, we'd just have to say "boo", and they/it would. no, it isn't. we've shown time and time again that we don't give a fuck about the kosovar albanians. huh? it coincided exactly with the start of bombing. and, again, it was *exactly* what everyone --including u.s. military personnel-- said would happen if we were to bomb. preparations were begun after rambouillet, when we told them we were going to bomb them. it's hurting serb civilians, that's for sure. but reports out of yugoslavia indicate that its military capability hasn't been effected all that much. and of course, milosevic, whose hold on power was at one point very wobbly, has strengthened his grip. look, we said, "sign this, or we'll bomb you." that's an ultimatum. that's the only diplomacy the united states has ever been capable of, i'll give you that much. the *kla* agreed, reluctantly. because we made it clear that it was as good as it was going to get. and that, if they signed, then we could go ahead and start bombing. the kla is *not* the kosovars, remember. it's the united states' handpicked "representative". as i said, they agreed more less to everything in rambouillet, save the enforcement procedure. probably true. which just means it's all the more important for *us* to shut down the fucking u.s. military. yes, it's in rambouillet. as i say, the specific wording is pretty unbelievable. the definitely made the offer. whether they would've lived up to it is anyone's guess. but it should have been pursued. the offer was made on march 23, the day before the bombing began. it's 90% empty now. surely. though about one-millionth as important as destroying the united states' military power so they can no longer undertake aggressive operations, especially from u.s. citizens' point of view. [oh, this china thing is pretty hilarious. has anyone seen one, just one, mention in the media of the world court's having ruled nuclear weapons illegal? that's kinda germane, dontcha think? it's kinda like everyone being all up-in-arms because somebody had broken into the mafia's warehouse and kipped a crate of ammo.] quite the opposite, i should think. if we pack up our bombs and go home, then maybe something *can* be done. something useful, i mean. i'd even say very minor. look, i'm not saying it was a pretty situation. it wasn't. it was horrifying. but we *knowingly* made the situation much, much, much, much worse. that's a tricky question to answer out of context, because u.s. (and others) meddling caused many of the problems in the first place. i think that if we hadn't supported milosevic all along, and that if we had at least *acknowledged* the existence of the rugova government, then things would be quite a bit better than they are now. as to the more immediate situation, remember, there were zero refugees registered with the UNHCR before the bombing started. there are now several hundred thousand. there were 2,000 killed last year, mostly kla, and this was largely in response to kla violence. again, compare this with turkey, colombia, palestine, east timor. i think it's a no-brainer that they wouldn't have succeeded. now, i *really* mean it. i don't have the time to debate this, as i'll be leafletting or working all weekend. so somebody else is going to have to take up the pinko side. _______________________________________________________________ Get Free Email and Do More On The Web. Visit http://www.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 28 May 1999 01:38:10 PDT From: "Capitalism Blows" Subject: Re: Howard's End come on, terry! the issue isn't *nato*'s very transparent imprimatur. it's the fucking u.s. military. and then you woke up! actually, this is somewhat relevant. the oslo accords, properly implemented, would've delivered a situation strikingly similar to south africa during its halcyon days (when it was a trusted u.s. ally, of course). much the same is true in kosovo now. so you can see the double-standard. <(And I wouldn't call it brutal occupation. It is [or was, at least] closer to guerilla warfare and counterinsurgency than wanton brutality. But then, it's a very complicated thing and I could be wrong.)> you are. wrong, that is. very, very wrong. it is one of the more brutal occupations on the face of the planet. sadly (though not really surprisingly) enough, the pa is every bit as oppressive as was straight israeli rule. it's not on the same scale (these days). but we could also find repression on a larger scale than in kosovo without looking too hard. the question is, are we talking about *principle* or not? if we can bomb belgrade for its repression of ethnic minorities, why shouldn't anybody who feels like it be justified in bombing washington for our repression of ethnic minorities? _______________________________________________________________ Get Free Email and Do More On The Web. Visit http://www.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 28 May 1999 01:44:50 PDT From: "Capitalism Blows" Subject: Re: Dr. Blair.....Dr. Blair i wouldn't say it's been *bothering* me for years, but i have definitely wondered about it! <"Dr. Blair....Dr. Blair..........Dr. Jay Hamilton....Dr. Jay Hamilton". Of course, I'd heard this exact thing on Queensryche's (attn. Eddie) 'Operation Mindcrime'. I'd also heard that very voice a couple of more times over the past 10 years or so on maybe a movie or commercial.> first time i heard it was on a radio commercial, and i either shit my pants outright, or came very close. i've heard it *many* times in other venues through the years. that's always been my guess. but it seems so generic. i mean, is there only *one* sound clip from a hospital in existence? or is that just the best one? or the cheapest to obtain? or do queensryche fans just tend to notice *that* one, while others go in one ear and out the other? and how long had it been floating around *before* it turned up on MINDCRIME? KEN "I eat at chez nous" THE KENSTER _______________________________________________________________ Get Free Email and Do More On The Web. Visit http://www.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 28 May 1999 07:31:10 -0700 (PDT) From: Vivien Lyon Subject: Re: Howard's End - --- Christopher Gross wrote: > Question for Eb: WTF? I think that was just Eb's oblique way of saying he could give a shit about political discussions and he wishes everyone were talking about me and the fact that I would never be listed on NASDAQ, as I am extremely low-tech and my stock's value is practically neglible. Vivien _________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 28 May 1999 08:49:21 -0700 From: "Partridge, John" Subject: Sturm und drang These debates on U.S. foreign policy were briefly educational (at least for me) but are now as intellectually stimulating as an emacs vs. vi debate even while the subject matter continues to be as emotionally riveting as anything this group has ever discussed. Fegmaniax is not the forum for doing justice to this debate. People with strong opinions on both sides of the argument are waging heavy artillery wordfare with each other and I am tired of being caught in the crossfire. Please take the topic offline. Maybe the exercise is intended to impress me with the mastery some posters have of the subject matter. OK, I'm impressed. No mas. Enough. Please take it offline. P.S. Vi rules; emacs sucks. But y'all probbaly knew that already. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 28 May 1999 09:10:06 -0700 (PDT) From: Capuchin Subject: Re: Sturm und drang (und joe und ed und ex) On Fri, 28 May 1999, Partridge, John wrote: > P.S. Vi rules; emacs sucks. But y'all probbaly knew that already. Hell yes! It's been said before, emacs isn't the WORST operating system available, but it's close. Give me vi anytime. I don't need my text editor to bake bread, browse porn, and call my mom on Sundays. (And who has one of those crazy space captain keyboards anymore, anyhow?) To quote our own Chris Franz, "I use vi like some people use oxygen." Je. -- this message composed in pico. Go figure. - -- ________________________________________________________ J A Brelin Capuchin ________________________________________________________ ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 28 May 1999 13:42:54 -0400 (EDT) From: Terrence M Marks Subject: Re: Howard's End On Fri, 28 May 1999, Capitalism Blows wrote: > are we talking about *principle* or not? if we can bomb belgrade for its > repression of ethnic minorities, why shouldn't anybody who feels like it be > justified in bombing washington for our repression of ethnic minorities? Or Quebec for its repression of Anglophones. Terrence Marks Unlike Minerva (a comic strip) http://grove.ufl.edu/~normal normal@grove.ufl.edu ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 28 May 1999 10:49:16 -0700 From: Tom Clark Subject: Re: Sturm und drang So where's all the Marco Sturm content, John? Personally I think he had a great season, even though he slowed down a little about 2/3 of the way through. I think that's because in his native Germany they only play the equivalent of half the NHL season schedule. Also, I really hope the Sharks can sign Vinnie Damphouse before he exercises his free agency. While he probably wouldn't play on the same line as Sturm, they are both great assets to the team. I'm really looking forward to next season. Oh yeah - that thing going on over there in Ser^H^H^HYugo^H^H^H^HKoso^H^H^H^HEurope somewhere is really fucked up, huh? massacre on cable, - -tc ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 28 May 1999 14:34:50 -0400 (EDT) From: Christopher Gross Subject: Re: Dr. Blair.....Dr. Blair On Fri, 28 May 1999, Capitalism Blows wrote: > for their upcoming movie, commercial, or news clip?> > > that's always been my guess. but it seems so generic. i mean, is there > only *one* sound clip from a hospital in existence? or is that just the > best one? or the cheapest to obtain? Something like that happened to me the other day when I saw Porcupine Tree (great show, BTW). During one song, "Voyage 43," they played a lot of samples of the narrator from some 60s acid-trip movie, and though I didn't recognize the film the voice sounded familiar. Then they played one of him saying "Brian is amusing his friends by chewing on some plastic flashbulbs," which is a sample also used in Meat Beat Manifesto's song "I Control It." Made me wonder, is there only *one* 60s acid-trip movie that people sample from? (Surely not!) My favorite sample surprise happened a few years ago. I got the Butthole Surfers' album Locust Abortion Technician. The first song, "Sweet Loaf," starts with a little spoken dialogue: "Daddy?" "Yes, son?" "What does 'regret' mean?" "Well, son, a funny thing about regret is, it's better to regret something you *have* done than to regret something you *haven't* done. And by the way, if you see your mom this weekend, would you be sure and tell her SATAN! SATAN! SATAN!" A few months later, I bought Orbital's first untitled album. I listened to the first seven tracks, then had to go out on an errand. When I came home I started the CD up again and immediately wondered if I had somehow switched discs, because the first thing I heard was: "Daddy?" "Yes, son?" ... Turns out Orbital's song "Satan" samples the Butthole Surfers song. It was just perfect that I happened to start up the disc with that track, so that the sample was the first thing I heard. Fascinating story, eh? Oh, well, I guess you had to be there. - --Chris (getting shitloads of work done, let me tell you) ______________________________________________________________________ Christopher Gross On the Internet, nobody knows I'm a dog. chrisg@gwu.edu ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 28 May 1999 14:36:54 -0400 (EDT) From: Christopher Gross Subject: Big Howard in my back yard (and the end of the Kosovo thread) Eddie said he'll have to let it drop, so I will too. But one or two brief comments first: On Fri, 28 May 1999, Capitalism Blows wrote: > hee hee. i was thinking of using that. but i figgered you'd dig the dead > milkmen ref. Heh.... I dig it now that you pointed it out; but at the time, it just whooshed right over my head. Oh well. A brief factual quibble: > entirety of Yugoslavia." Maybe I'm wrong.> > > yes, it's in rambouillet. as i say, the specific wording is pretty > unbelievable. I've looked through the text of the agreement (available on ; BTW, the site is run by a group opposed to the war), and I didn't see any such thing. The closest it came was a sentence giving NATO the right of transit *across* Yugoslavia to Kosovo. On Fri, 28 May 1999, Partridge, John wrote: > Maybe the exercise is intended to impress me with the mastery > some posters have of the subject matter. No, actually, I for one get caught up in these debates because I honestly care about this shit. Believe it or not. - --Chris (typing in pico) ______________________________________________________________________ Christopher Gross On the Internet, nobody knows I'm a dog. chrisg@gwu.edu ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 28 May 1999 14:39:09 -0400 (EDT) From: Christopher Gross Subject: Re: Howard's End On Fri, 28 May 1999, Vivien Lyon wrote: > I think that was just Eb's oblique way of saying he > could give a shit about political discussions and he > wishes everyone were talking about me and the fact > that I would never be listed on NASDAQ, as I am > extremely low-tech and my stock's value is practically > neglible. Believe me, you'll be much happier if you forget about going public and remain privately owned. - --Chris (still getting lots o' work done) ______________________________________________________________________ Christopher Gross On the Internet, nobody knows I'm a dog. chrisg@gwu.edu ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 28 May 1999 01:55:43 -0700 From: Ethyl Ketone Subject: Just Deserts Eddie and Christopher and anyone interested; News today gives Milosevic and his cronies their just deserts... Who has the gall to actually arrest him?????????? A day late and adollar short if you ask me. - - c "Questions are a burden for others. Answers are a prison for oneself." **************************************************************************** M.E.Ketone/C.Galbraith meketone@ix.netcom.com carrieg@blueplanetsoftware.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 28 May 1999 14:52:56 -0400 (EDT) From: Bayard Subject: Re: Just Deserts when i saw this subject line, i thought it was the punch line of a joke : "what will be left of these countries when the war is over?" ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 28 May 1999 13:16:01 -0700 (PDT) From: John Barrington Jones Subject: spoken word cd! (caution: Robyn content) hi all! hey, in a few weeks i will basically be done with school for the summer. so, naturally, my thoughts turn towards my tape decks, and what i can do to keep them busy. Remember the spoken word project from two years ago? I was thinking about resurrecting it, with 2 major revisions. First, the original spoken word project was to be a chain tape. The first person tapes 5 min worth of his favorite Robyn "verbals", sends the tape onto the second person, who tacks his/her stuff on, and sends it to 3rd person, etc. This ended up not quite working as planned. It was taking a long time for the tape to go from person to person, and at this point I think it is in Canada somewhere. So, my new idea is for each person interested to track down a crummy tape that you don't care if you ever see again, tape your fave Robyn bits on it (I mean record some favorite spoken word segments onto the cassette, ya perv!), and send it to me (or someone!). The second revision is the medium. Originally the plan called for analog copies to be made of the final tape for all parties interested. With CD-R, we could compile these bits onto it, and make each bit accessible almost instantly through the technologicial wonder of the compact disc player. Once we have the master CD-R done, we can set up a tree and easily make copies for everyone that is interested. I doubt Robyn would have a problem with us making distributing a cd among us listmembers that just consisted of words he says in between songs, ya know? Anyway, let me know what y'all think, and if you are interested. I guess the more people that wish to participate, the less amount of time each person will get for their aural collage--we are limited to 74 minutes per CD-R these days, but I think the more involvment from diff people, the better it will be. Hell, cuz y'all are fegs it will be great! And Mike Runion had at one time made up a very nice website to discuss the spoken word project, are you still out there, Mike? Anyhow, summer is always a nice time to do these sorts of things. One last thing: I would also like to update Chez Figaro in the next few weeks, so if there's any of you out there who would like to fire up their cassette decks for trading Robyn shows, and you would like a spot to do some advertising, check out http://web.syr.edu/~jojones/figaro.html and see if you would like to submit your name and other info to be included in the robyn traders index. Its been awhile since new people were added, and yet at the same time, i know there's lots of new listmembers out there. Come out of the woodwork, ye trader/lurkers!! cuz we all need more Eye tour recordings! ;) Thanks for reading this, we now return you to your regular feg fare, =jbj= ------------------------------ End of fegmaniax-digest V8 #193 *******************************