From: owner-edheads-digest@efohio.com (edheads-digest) To: edheads-digest@smoe.org Subject: edheads-digest V7 #3 Reply-To: edheads@efohio.com Sender: owner-edheads-digest@efohio.com Errors-To: owner-edheads-digest@efohio.com Precedence: bulk edheads-digest Tuesday, January 6 2004 Volume 07 : Number 003 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Mike's Birthday!! [Shellyus@aol.com] Re: Mike's Birthday!! [Ellen Buckley ] Re: Mike's Birthday!! [johnathan vienneau ] Re: Mike's Birthday!! ["H. Wade Minter" ] Re: Mike's Birthday!! [Nicole TWN ] Re: Taping shows [Nicole TWN ] RE: Taping shows ["Jonathan Landry" ] RE: Mike's Birthday!! ["Matte Edens" ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue, 6 Jan 2004 07:56:13 EST From: Shellyus@aol.com Subject: Mike's Birthday!! hello fellow edheads!!!! thought that in homage to the celebration of the eldest member of EFO's 38th year on the planet{read: mike's birthday} today, t'would be fun for everyone to tell a bad joke or say an AWFUL pun on here! i'll start: i don't know what everyone else has done thus far today, but already this morning i've had my coffee and killed an elephant in my pajamas!! how the elephant got in my pajamas is beyond me!!! *chuckle* ok....so i borrowed it from a movie{anyone who guesses it and emails me privately gets points if ya know what it's from!}....but it was an awful, stupid, dumb joke, so i thought it befitting of the occasion. {i spared y'all the michael jackson one} Shelly, who everyone is probably -really- glad has not been posting of late ;) ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 6 Jan 2004 08:08:58 -0500 From: Ellen Buckley Subject: Re: Mike's Birthday!! On Tuesday, January 6, 2004, at 07:56 AM, Shellyus@aol.com wrote: > {i spared y'all the michael jackson one} i won't. those who are easily offended or under the age of 13, please look away or hit "delete" now. did you hear about the new elton john/michael jackson duet? it's called... (really warning ya now) "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me." ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 6 Jan 2004 07:48:46 -0800 (PST) From: johnathan vienneau Subject: Re: Mike's Birthday!! Once upon a time, while playing a show in Rio, EFO's rowboat got caught in a tropical storm, and the 5 castaways ended up on a deserted island ( Bob was with them, of course). Julie, Mike Eddie and Robbie... and Bob were there for several weeks, and the small supply of coconuts and snausberries was soon dwindling down. One day while walking along the beach side, Bob came across a shiny, golden lamp. He picked it up and instinctively rubbed it. Out popped a blue genie. It was the one from the Disney movie "Aladdin". Telling Bob that he would grant him 3 wishes while whizzing around like a lunatic talking in his very annoying Robin Williams-esqe inflection, Bob said, "No Thanks". "But why?", asked the puzzled genie. "Cause the band would kill me if I brought YOU back to them. I'm going to try to find a less annoying genie. See Ya Robin". Bob continued down the beach, and lo and behold, he found another shiny lamp. He rubbed it, and out popped another genie. A nicer, kinder, gentler genie. It was Lyle Lovett. "I will grant you and all of your friends 1 wish", he said. "The last one promised me 3 wishes!", Bob exclaimed. After explaining to Bob that he has no affiliation with Disney, and on his meager salary, could only afford to give one wish a piece, Bob accepted the conditions and headed back to camp with the lamp. When Bob arrived back to camp and explained his story. Robbie instantly leaped for the lamp and snatched it away from Bob. He rubbed it and yelled, "Get me off this island and back with my family! I can't take these people for another minute!" POOF! Robbie disappeared. Julie went next, and also asked to be home with her family, and asked Lyle to throw in a hot tub if he could swing it. POOF! Julie disappeared. Eddie asked to be transported to a tropical island filled with wine and song and beautiful women all for his taking. POOF! Eddie disappeared. Bob asked to go back home, and to have a brand new "Harvey" waiting in his driveway. POOF! Bob disappeared. Mike was the only one left. Lyle asked him what he wanted, and he thought long and hard about it. Then said, "Lyle, I miss my friends. I wish they were right back here." HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKE! __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! Hotjobs: Enter the "Signing Bonus" Sweepstakes http://hotjobs.sweepstakes.yahoo.com/signingbonus ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 6 Jan 2004 10:54:27 -0500 (EST) From: "H. Wade Minter" Subject: Re: Mike's Birthday!! - -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 On Tue, 6 Jan 2004 Shellyus@aol.com wrote: > thought that in homage to the celebration of the eldest member of EFO's 38th > year on the planet{read: mike's birthday} today, t'would be fun for everyone > to tell a bad joke or say an AWFUL pun on here! Why did EFO pick that cow on the cover of Looking Out The Fishbowl? Because she was out standing in her field. Yuk yuk yuk. - - --Wade - -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.2.4 (FreeBSD) iD8DBQE/+to2o4DwsyRGDscRAk10AKDdr/j30lYLPzch9yhWnZ1wOHhBkwCcCCW8 AKNecDMsY5+xriyVQOpffl8= =mEeB - -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 06 Jan 2004 08:33:46 -0800 From: Nicole TWN Subject: Re: Mike's Birthday!! At 05:08 AM 1/6/2004, you wrote: >>{i spared y'all the michael jackson one} >i won't. Me neither. Those offended, look away... What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen? "Got four fives for a twenty?" Happy birthday, Mike! :o) - --n twn ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 06 Jan 2004 08:43:33 -0800 From: Nicole TWN Subject: Re: Taping shows At 08:00 PM 1/5/2004, you wrote: >Does anyone know if it's going to be okay to tape the San Francisco and >Santa Cruz shows? SF: questionable. GAMH claims to have a no taping policy; in my experience it's spottily enforced. SC: A-OK. Find Bob early, ask nicely, stay out of his way. The brothers Angwin (Jeff and Pete) are regular tapers at the Santa Cruz shows, are cooler than Minnesota in January, and will likely help you set up if you need it. >Do people trade shows here? Unfortunately I don't have any live shows, >just their released albums. Looking to start a collection though. We sure do. Looking for anything in particular? - --nicole twn ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 6 Jan 2004 12:03:24 -0500 From: "Jonathan Landry" Subject: RE: Taping shows Actually, if anyone had a copy of the Saturday show from this past fall's three show Birchmere run (11/8/03), I would love to get a copy. It was my first EfO show, so getting a copy would be cool. I can do a trade if anyone had a copy. Jonathan - -----Original Message----- From: owner-edheads@efohio.com [mailto:owner-edheads@efohio.com] On Behalf Of Nicole TWN Sent: Tuesday, January 06, 2004 11:44 AM To: edheads@efohio.com Subject: Re: Taping shows >Do people trade shows here? Unfortunately I don't have any live shows, >just their released albums. Looking to start a collection though. We sure do. Looking for anything in particular? - --nicole twn ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 06 Jan 2004 10:30:41 -0800 From: "Matte Edens" Subject: RE: Mike's Birthday!! Oops. Sent my joke directly to Shelley. Must get in the habit of replying to edheads. Here goes... A horse walks into a bar... Bartender says... "Why the long face?" matte - ----Original Message Follows---- From: Shellyus@aol.com Subject: Mike's Birthday!! Date: Tue, 6 Jan 2004 07:56:13 EST thought that in homage to the celebration of the eldest member of EFO's 38th year on the planet{read: mike's birthday} today, t'would be fun for everyone to tell a bad joke or say an AWFUL pun on here! _________________________________________________________________ Worried about inbox overload? Get MSN Extra Storage now! http://join.msn.com/?PAGE=features/es ------------------------------ End of edheads-digest V7 #3 ***************************