From: owner-edheads-digest@efohio.com (edheads-digest) To: edheads-digest@smoe.org Subject: edheads-digest V6 #120 Reply-To: edheads@efohio.com Sender: owner-edheads-digest@efohio.com Errors-To: owner-edheads-digest@efohio.com Precedence: bulk edheads-digest Monday, July 21 2003 Volume 06 : Number 120 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: A Day in the Woods [Kerry Frey ] THree more songs added to EFO Tab page! ["John Ryan" Subject: Re: A Day in the Woods I believe if you buy the tickets there the day of the show they should cost $22 (17.50 + 4.50 building charge, which you have to pay no matter where you buy them). You might call and check, though. Kerry Jack Mitchell wrote: > Does anyone know of a way for someone who is not local to MD to get > tickets to A Day in the Woods without paying TicketBastard/ClearChannel > 's ridiculous surcharges? (Two $15.50 tickets would cost $59.30 thru > them.) I'm not sure that I'm going to be able to make the trip, but I'm > definitely not doing it at that price. (I'm not thrilled about giving > ClearChannel more money either....) > > Thanks, > > Jack ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 21 Jul 2003 16:03:29 -0400 From: "John Ryan" Subject: THree more songs added to EFO Tab page! Right before I leave for FRFF, T has submitted three more songs, Falling Rock, Hojo's on Waukegan, and Step Into The Outside. Check it all out at http://jjrrutgers.tripod.com/EFOTab.html. See you in Hillsdale!!! - - John J. Ryan ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 21 Jul 2003 16:47:09 -0400 From: Jennifer Horak Subject: Re: THree more songs added to EFO Tab page! Has anybody managed to capture the lyrics to "Horse" or Independence Indiana? I'll be interpreting them at FRFF and would love to rehearse them in advance. Thanks, Jennifer on 7/21/03 4:03 PM, John Ryan at JJRRutgers@hotmail.com wrote: > Right before I leave for FRFF, T has submitted three more songs, Falling Rock, > Hojo's on Waukegan, and Step Into The Outside. Check it all out at > http://jjrrutgers.tripod.com/EFOTab.html. See you in Hillsdale!!! > > - John J. Ryan ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 21 Jul 2003 17:30:18 -0400 From: "John Ryan" Subject: Re: THree more songs added to EFO Tab page! I won't have time to write the lyrics off a taped show, so does anyone else have them? And have fun ASLing at FRFF! I'll see you there! - ----- Original Message ----- From: "Jennifer Horak" To: Sent: Monday, July 21, 2003 4:47 PM Subject: Re: THree more songs added to EFO Tab page! > Has anybody managed to capture the lyrics to "Horse" or Independence > Indiana? I'll be interpreting them at FRFF and would love to rehearse them > in advance. > > Thanks, > > Jennifer > > on 7/21/03 4:03 PM, John Ryan at JJRRutgers@hotmail.com wrote: > > > Right before I leave for FRFF, T has submitted three more songs, Falling Rock, > > Hojo's on Waukegan, and Step Into The Outside. Check it all out at > > http://jjrrutgers.tripod.com/EFOTab.html. See you in Hillsdale!!! > > > > - John J. Ryan ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 21 Jul 2003 17:44:28 -0400 (EDT) From: Matthew Velazquez Subject: Re: THree more songs added to EFO Tab page! Here's Independence, I haven't gotten around to Horse yet... - -T She sucks on the bottle, holds it in her hand Thinks it's shaped like a woman She's seventeen, not yet a woman But the beer is cold and it tastes like freedom And she likes it, it feels good This is Independence, Indiana And she likes it, it feels good Life may never be as sweet again in Independence, Indiana And if you ask her, she'll tell you high school sucks People say she's just like her mother But she's got a boyfriend and he's got a car And they just can't keep their hands off each other CHORUS And all her friends seem hell-bent on getting out of town They say I'm moving up and this place just drags me down And she's about had enough of waving brave goodbyes The Greyhound bus, the sighing brakes Nothing else makes such a desperate sound... She sucks on the bottle, holds it up to the light and says Beer is so underrated But she's got a boyfriend, and he's got a car Life just ain't that complicated CHORUS ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 21 Jul 2003 15:02:23 -0700 From: Nicole the Wonder Nerd Subject: Re: THree more songs added to EFO Tab page! Up spake Jennifer Horak on Mon, Jul 21, 2003 at 04:47:09PM -0400: > Has anybody managed to capture the lyrics to "Horse" or Independence > Indiana? I'll be interpreting them at FRFF and would love to rehearse them > in advance. Here's my attempt at "Horse"; the last verse needs help. History's chock-full of wisdom Involving matters of the heart There are unions meant to be broken And some that should never start You can fall for a woman who's taken Or a mistress who's feeling remorse But you don't want to ever encounter A gal who's in love with her horse Chorus: Don't fall for a girl who fell for a horse Just to be number two in her world Run from that stable as fast as you're able Don't hitch up your trailer--you've picked up a failure Don't do battle if she's in the saddle Run from that stable now From that horseback-riding girl Some men won the heart of a mermaid But never of Catherine the Great [1] A royal with love for a stallion A pair they could not separate Suffer through _National Velvet_ [2] And then you may just know why A sober Elizabeth Taylor Fell for a piece named Pie Chorus Don't get between a queen and her throne You don't get between a dog and her bone Don't get between the sole of a shoe and a stone And there's one pair you'll leave alone You can chew on the grass at Kentucky But it won't get you two more legs You won't get the speed (?) of a filly From strapping on their foodbags You can trot through Eastern Virginia Gallop (I keep missing the rest of this line) She ain't gonna call you Wildfire Might as well stay ashore Cause, fella, you ain't no horse. Chorus [1] http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_109.html [2] http://us.imdb.com/Plot?0037120 *** "We are all of us in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."--Oscar Wilde Visit www.nicolopolis.com ... digital drivel for a weary world. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 21 Jul 2003 22:10:31 +0000 From: Kerry Frey Subject: Re: THree more songs added to EFO Tab page! Horse (thanks to the person that hosted those mp3s a while back) History's chock full of wisdom In matters involved in the heart There are unions meant to be broken And some that should never start You can fall for a woman who's taken Call her mistress feed and remorse But you don't want to ever encounter A gal who's in love with her horse CHORUS: Don't fall for a girl who fell for a horse Just to be number two in her world Run from that stable (As fast as you're able) Don't hit your trailer (You'll pick up a failer) Don't do battle (When she's in the saddle) Run from the stable now From that horseback riding girl Some men won the heart of a mermaid But never a Catherine the Great A royal with love for a stallion A pair they could not separate Suffered through "National Velvet" Then you may just know why A sober Elizabeth Taylor Fell for a beast named Pie CHORUS You don't get between a queen and her throne You don't get between a dog and her bone Don't get between the sole of a shoe and a stone And there's one thing you'll leave alone You can chew the grass of Kentucky You won't scratch two more lives (not sure) You won't catch the speed of a filly From strapping on their food bags You can drive through Eastern Virginia Gallop Chincoteague out on fords She ain't gonna call you "Wildfire" You might as well stay ashore 'Cause fella you ain't no horse CHORUS CHORUS Kerry Matthew Velazquez wrote: > Here's Independence, I haven't gotten around to Horse yet... > > -T > > > She sucks on the bottle, holds it in her hand > Thinks it's shaped like a woman > She's seventeen, not yet a woman > But the beer is cold and it tastes like freedom > > And she likes it, it feels good > This is Independence, Indiana > And she likes it, it feels good > Life may never be as sweet again in Independence, Indiana > > And if you ask her, she'll tell you high school sucks > People say she's just like her mother > But she's got a boyfriend and he's got a car > And they just can't keep their hands off each other > > CHORUS > > And all her friends seem hell-bent on getting out of town > They say I'm moving up and this place just drags me down > And she's about had enough of waving brave goodbyes > The Greyhound bus, the sighing brakes > Nothing else makes such a desperate sound... > > She sucks on the bottle, holds it up to the light and says > Beer is so underrated > But she's got a boyfriend, and he's got a car > Life just ain't that complicated > > CHORUS > > > - -- - ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Ya know Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with me. 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