From: owner-edheads-digest@efohio.com (edheads-digest) To: edheads-digest@smoe.org Subject: edheads-digest V4 #74 Reply-To: edheads@efohio.com Sender: owner-edheads-digest@efohio.com Errors-To: owner-edheads-digest@efohio.com Precedence: bulk edheads-digest Monday, April 16 2001 Volume 04 : Number 074 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Fw: Muzak [Berkeley Bush ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun, 15 Apr 2001 16:27:00 -0500 From: Berkeley Bush Subject: Fw: Muzak You ask about muzak versions of Eddie From Ohio tunes that might possibly be heard on an elevator? How about their covers of "Up On The Roof" and "Don't Bring Me Down"? Would "That 7-11 Song" work? Then there is "Doing Time Under the Parking Lot" or "Under David's Fleet". Have you heard "The Ghosts of St. George's Ride" or "I Don't Think I Know My Floor"? Then there's that popular ballad "This is Slow and Every Stair's Clean" (Mistress Snow & Mary Jane Green): This is Slow and Every Stair's Clean I pushed number ten in the lift machine Don't hold your breath if you know what I mean Dirtiest trick you've ever seen This is Slow and Every Stair's Clean Got an elevator cable where the moss does grow Tenants and everybody else does know Better wait before up you go So you want to leave this deep Don't fret about going high Cause the stairs will get steep Then you'll find out why The first flight is a charm Til you sound the help alarm So you wanna go swift Can't escape through the vent Better get off of this lift Or they'll charge you rent You may as well take a nap This elevator's a trap CHORUS So he wants a clear sheen Puts mop and bucket down Janitor likes it clean Polish stairs like a crown He knows how to incite You cannot climb up all night It's got a red telephone That is kept inside a box Never get a dial tone Weep for keys to the locks Then you're gonna know The stairs are faster cause this is slow Squirrels in a cage power this thing Making me nervous cause they're tiring Pull you up to floor number three By time to get Social Security Blow your mind cuz you'll only reach the fifth floor anyway CHORUS This is Slow and Every Stair's Clean Re-reading every page of my thick magazine Blow your mind cuz you'll only reach the fifth floor anyway *** This parody copyright 2001 R. Berkeley Bush, III apologies to Eddie From Ohio*** ________________________________________________________________ GET INTERNET ACCESS FROM JUNO! Juno offers FREE or PREMIUM Internet access for less! Join Juno today! For your FREE software, visit: http://dl.www.juno.com/get/tagj. ------------------------------ End of edheads-digest V4 #74 ****************************