From: owner-eda-thoughts-digest@smoe.org (eda-thoughts-digest) To: eda-thoughts-digest@smoe.org Subject: eda-thoughts-digest V12 #2 Reply-To: eda-thoughts@smoe.org Sender: owner-eda-thoughts-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-eda-thoughts-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk eda-thoughts-digest Tuesday, May 11 2010 Volume 12 : Number 002 * If you ever wish to unsubscribe, send an email to * eda-thoughts-digest-request@smoe.org with ONLY * the word unsubscribe in the body of the email * . * PLEASE :) when you reply to this digest to send a post TO the list, * change the subject to reflect what your post is about. A subject * of Re: eda-thoughts-digest V3 #xxx or the like gives readers no clue * as to what your message is about. Today's Subjects: ----------------- ET: (Poem) I wish I was a wizard [Seth Fulmer ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon, 10 May 2010 23:13:15 -0400 From: Seth Fulmer Subject: ET: (Poem) I wish I was a wizard Hi everyone, I'm sending this to a mailing list and a bunch of other people, in case some or all of you use "Reply All", it'll be fine :-P I think I'm just stressed and it's taxing on my emotions so I released some stress - Ask for clarification if you want :) Sorry it has profanity at the end and if it offends anyone. I'm sure I'll feel a little better after a good sleep tonight. Ciao! Seth ===================================================== I wish I was a wizard by Seth Fulmer 5/10/2010 I wish I was a wizard So help me Lord my God I wish I could pack my stuff spontaneously With a flick of my wand or a snap of my fingers All my books, videos, and knick knacks would pack into boxes at hand The apartment I want to apply to would automagically approve me They wouldn't need good credit They wouldn't need high income The urine in my bladder would just appear in the toilet The apartment in general would appear totally spotless The scarf that I've been knitting for my girlfriend so beautiful would magically appear finished closed and binded and all straightened The trailer would appear from a mushroom in the grass it would fly and have a movie playing and store enough for a palace A king sized bed and a washer and dryer A Wii, blu ray player, a desk for a CEO a twin sized loft bed for a 7 year old girl will all appear on the trailer to move My car would fit in the trailer with space I'd get it out later and it would be a Prius My overweight gut would disappear promptly My hair would improve, my problems would vanish My cat would behave, The apartment would be fine with having 5 pets, without a pet deposit My sister would be pleasant, My family would be there My girlfriend would love me, as I love her already Douchebag would leave me the fuck alone All of my debts would suddenly be gone Forever and ever, my life would be perfect If it ever declined, I'd cast an enchantment! ------------------------------ End of eda-thoughts-digest V12 #2 *********************************