From: owner-eda-thoughts-digest@smoe.org (eda-thoughts-digest) To: eda-thoughts-digest@smoe.org Subject: eda-thoughts-digest V2 #147 Reply-To: eda-thoughts@smoe.org Sender: owner-eda-thoughts-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-eda-thoughts-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk eda-thoughts-digest Wednesday, May 19 1999 Volume 02 : Number 147 * If you ever wish to unsubscribe, send an email to * eda-thoughts-digest-request@smoe.org with ONLY * the word unsubscribe in the body of the email * . * PLEASE :) when you reply to this digest to send a post TO the list, * change the subject to reflect what your post is about. A subject * of Re: eda-thoughts-digest V2 #xxx or the like gives readers no clue * as to what your message is about. Today's Subjects: ----------------- ET: Fwd: good luck, pussycat !! [JewelAng@aol.com] ET: Fwd: 3 Wishes [JewelAng@aol.com] ET: venting [Courtney M Gordon ] ET: poem(pocketlove) [Seth Fulmer ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue, 18 May 1999 17:05:36 EDT From: JewelAng@aol.com Subject: ET: Fwd: good luck, pussycat !! - --part1_45e49041.24733020_boundary Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit - --part1_45e49041.24733020_boundary Content-Type: message/rfc822 Content-Disposition: inline Return-Path: Received: from rly-yg05.mx.aol.com (rly-yg05.mail.aol.com [172.18.147.5]) by air-yg04.mail.aol.com (v59.4) with SMTP; Tue, 18 May 1999 01:31:40 -0400 Received: from ewey.excite.com (ewey-rwcmta.excite.com [198.3.99.191]) by rly-yg05.mx.aol.com (8.8.8/8.8.5/AOL-4.0.0) with ESMTP id BAA01635; Tue, 18 May 1999 01:31:37 -0400 (EDT) Received: from canyon.excite.com ([199.172.152.178]) by ewey.excite.com (InterMail v4.00.03.11 201-229-104-111) with ESMTP id <19990518053206.TBOB27880.ewey@canyon.excite.com>; Mon, 17 May 1999 22:32:06 -0700 From: "binks" To: akujbida@hotmail.com, cagatay_egemen@hotmail.com, cherylkupiec@hotmail.com, djaspers@aol.com, ahmetcan@hotmail.com, Lucy4863@aol.com, yaacka@aol.com, janess@netcomuk.co.uk, JewelAng@aol.com, xscythe@talon.net, kaw6@lehigh.edu, gersonok@geocities.com, kimmiknut@aol.com, cunninghaml@un.org, lynn.macfie@toronto.ca, mark_aaron@turk.net, meredith@hotmail.com, shoshanak@juno.com, soho@turk.net, yamanevets@aol.com, zoz@citlembik.com.tr Subject: Fwd: good luck, pussycat !! Message-Id: <927005497.3423.318@excite.com> Date: Mon, 17 May 1999 22:31:37 PDT X-Mailer: Excite Mail X-Sender-Ip: 62.248.6.87 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit > > To: ridedabike@excite.com > Subject: good luck, pussycat !! > Date: Mon, 17 May 1999 22:48:35 -0400 > Message-ID: <19990518024547.EFEH17064.stinger@voicenet.com> > > Sorry to do this to you all, but I need all I can get!! Besides, these are good instructions for living - xxxooo-b > > > > The following is a NEPALI GOOD LUCK TANTRA TOTEM > This tantra totem has been sent to you for good luck. It has > been sent around the world ten times so far. You will receive good luck within four days of relaying this tantra totem. Send copies to people you think need good luck. Don't send money as fate has no price. > > INSTRUCTIONS FOR LIFE > 0. Eat much brown rice. > 1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. > 2. Memorize your favorite poem. > 3. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have, or sleep all you want. > 4. When you say, "I love you", mean it. > 5. When you say, "I'm sorry", look the person in the eye. > 6. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. > 7. Believe in love at first sight. > 8. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. > 9. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. > 10. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. > 11. Don't judge people by their relatives. > 12. Talk slowly but think quickly. > 13. When someone asks you a question you don't want to > answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?" > 14. Remember that great love and great achievements involve > greatrisk. > 15. Call your mum. > 16. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze. > 17. When you lose, don't lose the lesson. > 18. Remember the three R's:Respect for self; Respect for > others;Responsibility for all your actions. > 19. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship. > 20. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate > steps to correct it. > 21. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it > in your voice. > 22. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, > their conversational skills will be as important as any other. > 23. Spend some time alone. > 24. Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values. > 25. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. > 26. Read more books and watch less TV. > 27. Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and > thinkback, you'll get to enjoy it a second time. > 28. Trust in God but lock your car. > 29. A loving atmosphere in your home is so important. Do all > you can to create a tranquil harmonious home. > 30. In disagreements with loved ones, deal with the > current situation. Don't bring up the past. > 31. Read between the lines. > 32. Share your knowledge. It's a way to achieve immortality. > 33. Be gentle with the earth. > 34. Pray. There's immeasurable power in it. > 35. Never interrupt when you are being flattered. > 36. Mind your own business. > 37. Don't trust a man/woman who doesn't close his/her eyes > when you kiss. > 38. Once a year, go someplace you've never been before. > 39. If you make a lot of money, put it to use helping others > while you are living. That is wealth's greatest satisfaction. > 40. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a > stroke of luck. > 41. Learn the rules then break some. > 42. Remember that the best relationship is one where your love > for each other is greater than your need for each other. > 43. Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to > getit. > 44. Remember that your character is your destiny. > 45. Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon. > > Do not keep this message. The tantra totem must leave your > hands in 96 hours. Send copies and see what happens in four days. You will get a very pleasant surprise. This is true, even if you are > not superstitious. > > Now, here's the FUN part... > Send this to at least 5 people and your life will improve. > 0-4 people: Your life will improve slightly. > 5-9 people: Your life will improve to your liking. > 9-14 people: You will have at least 5 surprises in the next 3 weeks. > 15 and above: Your life will improve drastically and everything you ever dreamed of will begin to take shape. > enjoy. :) > > > <> _______________________________________________________ Get your free, private email at http://mail.excite.com/ - --part1_45e49041.24733020_boundary-- ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 18 May 1999 17:08:28 EDT From: JewelAng@aol.com Subject: ET: Fwd: 3 Wishes - --part1_6fc88d6d.247330cc_boundary Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit - --part1_6fc88d6d.247330cc_boundary Content-Type: message/rfc822 Content-Disposition: inline Return-Path: Received: from rly-zc05.mx.aol.com (rly-zc05.mail.aol.com [172.31.33.5]) by air-zc02.mail.aol.com (v59.4) with SMTP; Tue, 18 May 1999 02:08:43 -0400 Received: from fortune.excite.com (fortune-rwcmta.excite.com [198.3.99.203]) by rly-zc05.mx.aol.com (8.8.8/8.8.5/AOL-4.0.0) with ESMTP id CAA25716; Tue, 18 May 1999 02:08:36 -0400 (EDT) Received: from pouch.excite.com ([199.172.152.242]) by fortune.excite.com (InterMail v4.00.03.11 201-229-104-111) with ESMTP id <19990518060836.TGQM24362.fortune@pouch.excite.com>; Mon, 17 May 1999 23:08:36 -0700 From: "binks" To: cagatay_egemen@hotmail.com, djaspers@aol.com, ahmetcan@hotmail.com, Lucy4863@aol.com, yaacka@aol.com, janess@netcomuk.co.uk, JewelAng@aol.com, xscythe@talon.net, kaw6@lehigh.edu, gersonok@geocities.com, kimmiknut@aol.com, cunninghaml@un.org, lynn.macfie@toronto.ca, shoshanak@juno.com, soho@turk.net, yamanevets@aol.com, zen3ten@aol.com, zoz@citlembik.com.tr Subject: 3 Wishes Message-Id: <927007714.20253.647@excite.com> Date: Mon, 17 May 1999 23:08:34 PDT X-Mailer: Excite Mail X-Sender-Ip: 62.248.6.87 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit THIS IS THE FUNNIEST E-MAIL I HAVE EVER RECEIVED - REALLY - b One day in the great forest a magical frog was walking down to a water hole. This forest was so big that the frog had never seen another animal in all his life. By chance today a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner. The frog called for the two to stop. The frog said "Because you are the only two animals I have seen, I will grant you both three wishes... Bear, you go first." The bear thought for a minute, and being the male he was, said "I wish for all the bears in this forest, besides me, to be female. For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and immediately put it on. The bear was amazed at the stupidity of the rabbit, wasting his wish like that. It was the bear's second turn for a wish. "Well, I wish that all the bears in the next forest were female as well." Rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it and gunned the engine. The bear was shocked that the rabbit was asking for these stupid things, after all, he could have asked for money and bought the motorcycle. For the last wish the bear thought for awhile and then said, "I wish that all the bears in the world, besides me, were female." The rabbit grinned, gunned the engine, and said "I wish that the bear was gay..." <> _______________________________________________________ Get your free, private email at http://mail.excite.com/ - --part1_6fc88d6d.247330cc_boundary-- ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 18 May 1999 22:16:59 -0400 From: Courtney M Gordon Subject: ET: venting Okay yall, this is just a huge message just venting my anger, so if you don't want to hear a lot of swearing and maybe a few slightly more vulgar phrases, i advise that you now delete this message. consider yourself warned. Okay, this chick Carrie used to be my best friend. this is to make a long story short: eventually her sister's arm got fractured because of her father, and Carrie didn't beleive me or her sister when we told her. She called me a fucking liar. i told her mom about this because we were trying to get carrie to get out of her fathers house. she for some reason apparently thinkins i shouldn't have and said "hey i trusted you and you blabbed to my mom. friends don't do that." HUH????!!?!! What did i blab?????? Someone please explain this to me! PLEASE! Friends also don't call each other liars but the stupid cock sucking bastard had no problem doing that!!!!!!! AGH!!!! I don't owe her jack shit cuz i didn't do nothin wrong! oh my freaking god i am so freaking pissed at her. oh, AND she says that her father breaking her sisters arm wasn't abuse, it was PUNISHMENT because they were mouthing off. WHAT THE F***????? i am so mad, was it obvious? love and luck always Courtny ___________________________________________________________________ You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com/getjuno.html or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866] ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 18 May 1999 22:41:26 -0400 (EDT) From: Seth Fulmer Subject: ET: poem(pocketlove) Okey peoples :) I'm sending this to a bunch of you, and I know some of you may be on Summer vacation without an internet...That's cool. This can sit if so :) I was listening to Tori Amos's one song "Jackie's Strength" yesterday at maximum volume through my headphones and the one phrase hit me "pocketlove"...and I thought "That's my next poem!!" So here it is :) It's called Pocketlove..It is not as good as my others I believe...but then I went through a sorta weird emotional period so I'm coming out of that now. Anyhow, here it is and comments are always welcome! Also, Nicole, if you're still doing Section 8, please include this in there!! :o) Thanks a bunch! :) - Seth :) - ------------------------- Pocket Love by Seth Fulmer 5/18/99 You put up with me hugging and kissing You say I'm sweet but you're not for me I give you many gifts you give them right back I try to be nice but you push me away This pocketlove you give it rocks me with shame it symbolizes heartache more than you mean I love you sweet girl more than you know I'm afraid to tell you for that would end all You already told me nothing could happen you've spun me around your finger of twine Please let me go or pull my heart in wrapped around your finger is more painful than pins Seth Fulmer mailto:usfulmer@mcs.drexel.edu mailto:st96t879@post.drexel.edu mailto:kaosking@voicenet.com webpages: http://www.voicenet.com/~kaosking Quotes/Song Lyrics that describe my feelings :) "If you love enough, you'll lie a lot" - -Tori Amos, "Jackie's Strength" ------------------------------ End of eda-thoughts-digest V2 #147 **********************************