From: owner-eda-thoughts-digest@smoe.org (eda-thoughts-digest) To: eda-thoughts-digest@smoe.org Subject: eda-thoughts-digest V2 #52 Reply-To: eda-thoughts@smoe.org Sender: owner-eda-thoughts-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-eda-thoughts-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk eda-thoughts-digest Saturday, February 27 1999 Volume 02 : Number 052 * If you ever wish to unsubscribe, send an email to * eda-thoughts-digest-request@smoe.org with ONLY * the word unsubscribe in the body of the email * . * PLEASE :) when you reply to this digest to send a post TO the list, * change the subject to reflect what your post is about. A subject * of Re: eda-thoughts-digest V2 #xxx or the like gives readers no clue * as to what your message is about. Today's Subjects: ----------------- ET: i was bored, y'all [CLEARVVATR@aol.com] ET: hey guys ! [Trexd5@aol.com] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri, 26 Feb 1999 02:09:38 EST From: CLEARVVATR@aol.com Subject: ET: i was bored, y'all *this was written for my friend tiff so a lot of it might not make sense* i went to the everclear show with benza, bianca, & friends i would've had a mediocre nite but i got wasted instead the first thing i remember was walking into the venue and when i woke up i was surrounded by the redman crew he said "yo what's up lady" and i replied "nothing much foo" he looked at me funny guess he's never heard that from a white dude i looked up and in came art he was decked out in glam clothes and smelled like fart "yo redman, you missed out on the mex fest it was so kick ass that i ate the leftovers of all the rest" redman looked at art and said "i aint got time for your funny white boy shit. get me some more time on stage or, fuck man, i'll throw a fit" getting this crap from redman every nite he ignored him instead art looked over at me and said "well hieeeellooOOOooo, boyfriend tim" looking distraught all i could say was "hello" he took my hand and led me to the other everclear fellows "lookie here craig and drummer boy, i've brought my boyfriend tim to you to say hello" "go ahead boyfriend tim, dont be shy. these are the everclear buddies it's okay, shhhh, trust me, they're not bi" "well, that's a relief" i said remembering my internet fling she got so obsessive over me she almost gave me *the* ring "this aint no time to be diddling and doodling around. we should get outta here and run around town" "hey boyfriend tim, you should know some hot spots around here. if you find the place we'll provide the beer" if they put it that way of course i'll act as tour guide besides these are the guys of everclear not just some random guys so we went to times square and they hooked up with some other chicks they ended up leaving me in the dirt goddamn those fuckin hicks! it was 2 in the morning and i was bumming around town geez, i was depressed they sure could bring a girl down i walked into a bar and ordered myself a drink "hey kid, you sure youre 21?" "just give me a damn beer, mr.fuckin-missing-link" "with a mouth like that she's gotta be 21" the bartender mumbled "okay, here ya go kid, whoa you sure got some guns" "i played basketball for awhile but i got kicked off 'cause i went to jewel tv instead. i swear my coach is a pig from a trough" "that sure does suck" said a voice from behind i turned around to cuss out the guy but it turned out to be stevey poltz, hell, nevermind! "what the hell are you doing here poltz?" i said confused "thought you were supposed to be in australia or, like, in israel entertaining the jews" "nah, jewel and i got into a fight. she told me she couldnt stand me anymore. she told me to take my skinny ass and get outta the fucking door" "so what happened next" i said with intrigue "i left the country instead and she called the police" "what the hell?! what'd she do that for?" "who knows what's going through jewel's head. i dont know her anymore...i was just in it for the galore." "well, that's sorta disappointing to hear" i said looking straight into his bloodshot eyes "yeah well, that's life. get used to it, cutie pie" even though he was drunk as hell i couldn't help blushing and then suddenly i heard my thinking bell i decided i would devise a plan it would consist of something like whiskey, a hotel room, and a naked man i laughed to myself this was brilliant steve looked over at me and saw my face lit "why you so happy? thought a minute ago you were sad?" "let's just have a drink steve, then we both won't feel so bad." after two hours of being in the bar i coerced him to go to the four seasons to look for some stars "alritey, whatever you say" steve said barely able to speak first he went to the bathroom boy, he sure does take a long leak we finally got a room with the finest of fine views just as i was about to seduce him he went to the bathroom to puke damn it! my plan for a perfect nite was goin' down the drain if only i hadn't added the whiskey into my idea this was driving me insane "oh well" i thought no need for me to worry i can play with steve's mind anyway trust me, his memory will be blurry i went out for awhile the next day when i came back i saw steve as bright as ray "hey, i didn't catch your name last nite. god, i'm such a tart" "it's tiff but for some reason it seems to be boyfriend tim to art" "oh okay, well i got one thing to ask you" "shoot stevey boy. ask me anything and i'll tell ya the truth" "well, did we..umm... well y'know, last nite" and after contemplating if i should play with his head i decided not to start a possible fight "no, dont worry. nothing happened. you were knocked out from the drinks and i promise that was the end" just as i finished up my last sentence jewel barged in and said "what the hell is this?" "nothing jewel baby, wait how'd ya find me?" "i felt horrible about what i said to you i decided to take ya back on tour to italy" "really munchkin pookie? ya really want me back?" "without a doubt polio boy. now get dressed and go pack" once again i was alone but this time i felt no strife oh well, i'm used to this this is just the story of my life - -jen (told ya i'd write ya another one, tiff) ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 26 Feb 1999 23:18:57 EST From: Trexd5@aol.com Subject: ET: hey guys ! Hey whats up ? I'm proud to say that all my poems have been collected together and will be sent off to plenty of publishers for mine and my moms JOINT poetry book ! I cant wait... Well until I become famous I'll keep you guys amused with some clever poems ! "My Door" My door is shut. MY thoughts content. A day done well. A day smartly spent. My mind wonders to another world. Where chaotic thoughts spin and swirl !! Well guys hope you enjoyed !! Write back soon please ! I have gotten only good responses but I'm sure some of you dont like my poems ! Please be honest ! LAter Dan ------------------------------ End of eda-thoughts-digest V2 #52 *********************************