From: owner-eda-thoughts-digest@smoe.org (eda-thoughts-digest) To: eda-thoughts-digest@smoe.org Subject: eda-thoughts-digest V2 #38 Reply-To: eda-thoughts@smoe.org Sender: owner-eda-thoughts-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-eda-thoughts-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk eda-thoughts-digest Tuesday, February 9 1999 Volume 02 : Number 038 * If you ever wish to unsubscribe, send an email to * eda-thoughts-digest-request@smoe.org with ONLY * the word unsubscribe in the body of the email * . * PLEASE :) when you reply to this digest to send a post TO the list, * change the subject to reflect what your post is about. A subject * of Re: eda-thoughts-digest V2 #xxx or the like gives readers no clue * as to what your message is about. Today's Subjects: ----------------- ET: hi [Trexd5@aol.com] ET: i need your help ;) [DRotter154@aol.com] [none] [Mandabear four ] ET: hey! [moonsong@ix.netcom.com (Charlie, Andalite, & The Goddess)] ET: hehe [moonsong@ix.netcom.com (Charlie, Andalite, & The Goddess)] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon, 8 Feb 1999 17:17:59 EST From: Trexd5@aol.com Subject: ET: hi Hi everybody .... I recieved some pretty good responses after I posted my first poem so I thought I might Post a another :) Ohh Yeah and another thing, are any of you from IL.. If you are please e-mail me "Belive" To preach what you belive is only human nature, But to not practice what you preach is human failure. Living you life to other peoples standards is unfulfilling, To break loose from the chains of slavery is only yet the beging of a free life. Beliving in yourself can help others see, That there is a difference between human rights & a slaves liberty ! Hope you all enjoyed : ) Write back with any comments ... negative or positive :-) sincerly DAN "In the end, only kindness matters" --Jewel ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 8 Feb 1999 17:44:32 EST From: DRotter154@aol.com Subject: ET: i need your help ;) hey peeps- umm so im doing a speech on jewel and I could really use all of your help.. likeif you know any good quotes catchty openers closings anything will help :) thanks soo much andrea ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 8 Feb 1999 14:45:43 -0500 From: Mandabear four Subject: [none] If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Phillip's Screwdriver? Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack? Do infants enjoy infancy as much as s enjoy ery? If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. When cheese gets it's taken, what does it say? Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites? Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible? Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one? "I am " is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do " is the longest sentence? If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, s deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed? Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"? Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure? If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?" ___________________________________________________________________ You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com/getjuno.html or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866] ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 8 Feb 1999 20:38:05 -0800 From: moonsong@ix.netcom.com (Charlie, Andalite, & The Goddess) Subject: ET: hey! hidieo- here are a couple. yippee. been a long time eh? - - - - do you think that i could reach you if i said your name and pinned my words to the wall do you think you'd come around and see that here i am would you stumble when i fall i wish i could be near you i wish i'd hear someone say you and i i dream that maybe someday you'll hug me and you'll 'oh may' me and then that is when i'll be satisfied no one's seen such madness such as this they say well it must be true just turn around a moment and you'll see that everything you want i have for you and when the lights are dim and you go up with your guitar you look at me and say, you see, i've found you here you are... o-o- a-aa... since i wish i could be near you and i'd never ever pass you by and i dream that maybe someday you'll hug me and you'll say to me that you believe you're satisfied sm, 2/8/99 - - - - ITCH (Ballads from a fighter Woman) I'm a fighter woman, I can defend my sex against the evils of our time. Me & Raspberry (she's my best friend) can handle anything. Which is why I've come to you today while you're playing your guitar Sitting so peacefully on this grass off alone away from your car. I've got a steady mind, you knew it going out, into, me at the start & I want you to know in all this that I've got a stable heart. I'm here to tell you reasons why, I can't take what you have to give The way you see no one else My commitment just can't live The way you look at me when I'm in Improv dance How you trust with those loving arms You lured me, it was a trance See, the way you're perfect, good, real, your kindness gives me an itch I'm a strong woman, & an unconnected soul & I really feel now like a bitch But you see, I'm a strong fighter woman & this is why I make this end. You must know it was coming, Because you were talking to my friend. I cut my ties here now, man, You're loose & I'm free, - look at me. Take your car, even drive real far, just don't fall apart where I can see. Cause I'm a fighter woman. (Yeah, I can take the break of the fall of it all.) - - - - Hope you enjoyed them. Love Sam the ? angle moonsong@ix.netcom.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 8 Feb 1999 20:41:40 -0800 From: moonsong@ix.netcom.com (Charlie, Andalite, & The Goddess) Subject: ET: hehe this is a very unimportant email and i guess just clutter mail. i just saw and thought it was funny that i typeo-ed and said "the ? angle." that's an interesting idea, isn't it? i mean, really... ok i'll hush now. sam the ? angel moonsong@ix.netcom.com ------------------------------ End of eda-thoughts-digest V2 #38 *********************************