From: owner-eda-thoughts-digest@smoe.org (eda-thoughts-digest) To: eda-thoughts-digest@smoe.org Subject: eda-thoughts-digest V2 #34 Reply-To: eda-thoughts@smoe.org Sender: owner-eda-thoughts-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-eda-thoughts-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk eda-thoughts-digest Wednesday, February 3 1999 Volume 02 : Number 034 * If you ever wish to unsubscribe, send an email to * eda-thoughts-digest-request@smoe.org with ONLY * the word unsubscribe in the body of the email * . * PLEASE :) when you reply to this digest to send a post TO the list, * change the subject to reflect what your post is about. A subject * of Re: eda-thoughts-digest V2 #xxx or the like gives readers no clue * as to what your message is about. Today's Subjects: ----------------- ET: My dark side ["Seth D. Fulmer" ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue, 02 Feb 1999 23:14:46 -0500 From: "Seth D. Fulmer" Subject: ET: My dark side Hello everybody! Ok, I wasn't going to send this poem because it readily displays a part of my personality that I don't like too much. Basically this was spawned from me thinking about one of Kelly's songs "Dear Mommy" and then I thought about 4 events in my life and put them together into one. If you have questions, ask them but please don't judge me as a person without all information. :) Just a note..I've never had a girlfriend so don't take the title at face value. - ---------------- "My First Girlfriend" by Seth D. Fulmer 2/1/98 Mommy always told me I can do anything if I tried She always kissed my knee When I fell down and cried She'd read me bedtime stories when sleep was not imaginable and helped me learn to do things when I just was not able. I ran over to a friend's house one day a few weeks ago She always wanted to harass me so that I put on a show. One day I got her good and she was mad I might add She gave me a ring of ice for luck and I dropped it down her back Now that wasn't very smart for she loved me deep to heart Mommy took me behind the bushes and spanked me until it hurt. She told me after doing that "You don't do that to girls. It makes them think you like them. Now dear, Is that what you want? But what does Mommy know? That girl is a beast She went into her house and cried "Mom, he's obsessed!" Her mom told me - "Now leave! Now leave!" and don't come back tomorrow. My little girl is good and fine and doesn't need any more sorrow. The very next day while sitting in my treehouse in the park three blocks away, That little mistress of the devil entered my humble abode. She suggested a kiss for old times sake to make up for all she's done I said "What's that" and she took it at that She took my hat and started to run. Well, I couldn't have that. I went to my battle plan One of forty - five I took out a rock and hurled it with ease and nailed her in the back of the head Oops, did I kill her? She's not waking up Maybe she's just trying to fool me. Just for the record, I went down and kissed her and man, did she wake up and laugh For now she not only had my hat But also a kiss on the lips I went in to mommy and told her what my friend did She said "Hon, that girl is no friend" I said "I know but She still has my cap and I want it back but I don't want her to know it. I kissed her just once and for that I'm a dunce and with that she'll make me feel horrible Well Mommy the great walked right over there and told the other mommy something horrible She got my cap back I haven't seen my friend though I don't know if I should be happy or sad. - ----------- This poem displays part of my dark side...There's still a lot more where that came from, but I like the poem so I kept it. Take care everyone and Have a Nice Day! :o) Seth Fulmer mailto:usfulmer@mcs.drexel.edu mailto:st96t879@post.drexel.edu mailto:kaosking@voicenet.com webpages: http://www.voicenet.com/~kaosking Cool Quotes and stuff :) "...Your smile; the soul of witchery. You're not running away, you're not running - are you?" - -Lisa Loeb, "Furious Rose" ------------------------------ End of eda-thoughts-digest V2 #34 *********************************