From: owner-chakram-refugees-digest@smoe.org (chakram-refugees-digest) To: chakram-refugees-digest@smoe.org Subject: chakram-refugees-digest V8 #3 Reply-To: chakram-refugees@smoe.org Sender: owner-chakram-refugees-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-chakram-refugees-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk chakram-refugees-digest Wednesday, January 14 2009 Volume 08 : Number 003 Today's Subjects: ----------------- [chakram-refugees] What is Lucy studying? ["Cheryl Ande" Subject: [chakram-refugees] What is Lucy studying? I real Lucy's short statement on her website and am intrigued by it. Lucy is being very cryptic about she is up to. Why I asked myself? I answered myself. "Self," I said. "Lucy wants us to have some fun with mindless speculation." I go first: 1. Lucy is quitting show business and has decided to study ichthyology. All those years living with a fisherman has paid off and she be will pursuing an advanced degree on the mating habits of the large mouth bass. 2. She is going return to music school to take up opera once again. Next year at the Roxy she will be doing a concert version of Beethoven's "Fidelio." Why Fidelio, you ask? A: she gets to cross-dress,; B. a jailer's daughter falls in love with her; C. she gets carry a gun and rescues loads of people; D. she has a husband but like Perdicus he is in really bad shape (but sings a great aria (Perdicus never did that!)). Also its my favorite opera and her fans will love it. 3. Jazz harpsichord. Yes she is going to be the first jazz harpsichordist. Wait till she has that concert at the Roxy. 4. She going study for her U. S. citizen's test and she is doing it in New Zealand. Why? Because having sent her sons to US schools she realizes Americans are history illiterates. 5. She is enrolling in divinity school. She dreams of being a Unitarian minister and opening a small chapel in Salt Lake City where she will preside over gay marriages. 6. Midwifery is her true calling. 7. She discovered she loves to protest and will join a cell of anarchists training to disrupt the next G-10 conference. 8, 9, 10 Don't have a clue. Now it's your turn out there in cyber land. Get cracking. CherylA ========================================================= This has been a message to the chakram-refugees list. To unsubscribe, send a message to majordomo@smoe.org with "unsubscribe chakram-refugees" in the message body. Contact meth@smoe.org with any questions or problems. ========================================================= ------------------------------ End of chakram-refugees-digest V8 #3 ************************************