From: owner-chakram-refugees-digest@smoe.org (chakram-refugees-digest) To: chakram-refugees-digest@smoe.org Subject: chakram-refugees-digest V7 #58 Reply-To: chakram-refugees@smoe.org Sender: owner-chakram-refugees-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-chakram-refugees-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk chakram-refugees-digest Sunday, May 20 2007 Volume 07 : Number 058 Today's Subjects: ----------------- [chakram-refugees] Way to fix Football Wives ["Cheryl Ande" Subject: [chakram-refugees] Way to fix Football Wives Perhaps to get Football Wives on is just to change sports. How about Baseball Wives-they already have had movies about baseball made that have either made fun of the sport "Major League", sexy side "Bull Durham", even scandalous side (forgot the name of the movie about the Red Sox scandal) so why not a sexy funny scandalous TV show. Or how about bicycle racing we can call is Cycling Wives (see double entendre). Bowling Wives, Basketball Wives (have recast all the men- they have to over 6'6" feet tall), Horse Racing Wives (all men will have to under 5'2" - imagine Lucy with a tiny husband), Curling Wives takes place in Canada, Jai Alai Wives takes place in Miami. Then there are Wrestling Wives, Boxing Wives, Nascar Wives (oops too controversial), Handball Wives? See there are endless possibilities. CherylA ========================================================= This has been a message to the chakram-refugees list. To unsubscribe, send a message to majordomo@smoe.org with "unsubscribe chakram-refugees" in the message body. Contact meth@smoe.org with any questions or problems. ========================================================= ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 19 May 2007 13:12:55 -0800 (AKDT) From: KTL Subject: Re: [chakram-refugees] Way to fix Football Wives On Sat, 19 May 2007, Cheryl Ande wrote: > Perhaps to get Football Wives on is just to change sports. Snip snip > See there are endless possibilities. > > CherylA Go Cheryl! Excellent suggestions! Why are you not a TV executive? (Oh, because you're not "a fetus in a suit" as one female screenwriter called the folks who make media decisions). How about Dog Mushers' Wives? Suggested ad copy: "Find out who's keeping them ladies' stoves stoked when their men are out on the trail". And she could wear the T-shirt that became so popular when Susan Butcher completed her record breaking fourth first place win in the Iditarod: "Alaska, where women are women and men are still out on the trail." I particularly enjoy the thought of Lucy with a jockey sized husband. Just the thought of thought of that makes me smile. I can just see her looking down at him as her eyebrow arches up. Lends itself to all kinds of possiblities. She could say seductively to him, "Why don't you come up and see me sometime?" And she could reprise the moment when she picked up Hal whatsisname at that event, a moment that I know you've always treasured. KT ========================================================= This has been a message to the chakram-refugees list. To unsubscribe, send a message to majordomo@smoe.org with "unsubscribe chakram-refugees" in the message body. Contact meth@smoe.org with any questions or problems. ========================================================= ------------------------------ End of chakram-refugees-digest V7 #58 *************************************