From: owner-believers-digest@smoe.org (believers-digest) To: believers-digest@smoe.org Subject: believers-digest V10 #63 Reply-To: believers@smoe.org Sender: owner-believers-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-believers-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk believers-digest Tuesday, September 19 2006 Volume 10 : Number 063 In Today's believer's digest: ----------------- Re: OT -- death by snack food... ["GM Lerch" ] Re: missing susan ["Tracy J. Wells" ] Re: missing susan werner ["Ron Rosen" ] Re: OT -- death by snack food... ["Anna Creech" Subject: Re: OT -- death by snack food... Oh, let's not forget Jamie Anderson's orgasmic ode to "Potato Chips." :-) Gwen-Marie >From: "Ron Rosen" >Reply-To: "Ron Rosen" >To: >Subject: Re: OT -- death by snack food... >Date: Mon, 18 Sep 2006 17:11:52 -0700 > >Here's a song about death by snack food. I used to hear it all the time on >the radio, I believe on Dr. Dimento or some other strange show that I might >have found. >Junk Food Junkie > >Junk Food Junkie >(Larry Groce) 1976You know I love that organic cooking, >I always ask for more. >And they call me Mr. Natural, >On down to the health food store. > >I only eat good sea salt. >White sugar don't touch my lips. >And my friends is always begging me to take them >On macro-biotic trips. > >Yes they are... > >But at night I take out my strong box >That I keep under lock and key. >And I take it off to my closet >Where nobody else can see. >I open that lid so slowly, >take a peek up North and South. >Then I pull out a Hostess Twinkee* >And I pop it in my mouth. > >In the daytime I'm Mr. Natural >Just as healthy as I can be. >But at night I'm a junk food junkie >Good lord have pity on me. > >Yes sir... > >At lunch time you can always find me >At the whole earth vitamin bar. >Just sucking on my plain white yogurt >From my hand grown pottery jar. > >And sipping little hand pressed cider >With a carrot stick for dessert. >And wiping my face in a natural way >On the sleeve of my peasant shirt. > >Yes I do... > >Ahh But when that clock strikes midnight >And I'm all by myself >I work that combination >On my secret hide-away shelf. > >And I pull out some Fritos corn chips, >Dr. Pepper and an old Moon pie.* >I sit back in glorious expectation >Of a genuine junk food high. > >(chorus) > >Here we go now... > >My friends on down at the commune, >Well they think I'm pretty neat. >I don't know nothing about arts and crafts, >But I give them all something to eat. > >I was a friend to ol' Ewell Gibbons >And I only eat home grown spice. >Got a John Keats autographed Grecian urn >Filled up with my brown rice. > >Yes I do... > >Now folks, lately I have been spotted >With a Big Mac on my breath.* >Stumbling to a Colonel Sanders >With a face as white a death. > >I'm afraid some day they'll find me >Just stretched out on my bed >With a handful of Pringles potato chips >And a Ding Dong by my head.* >(chorus) > >HELP! owner-believers@smoe.org Send mail to believers@smoe.org >Susan's CD's are available on your desktop at World Cafe CDs >http://worldcafecds.com HELP! owner-believers@smoe.org Send mail to believers@smoe.org Susan's CD's are available on your desktop at World Cafe CDs http://worldcafecds.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 18 Sep 2006 22:52:27 -0500 From: "Tracy J. Wells" Subject: Re: missing susan Meredith, Thanks so much for the update on the Church House concert! I'm kicking myself for not finding out about that venue while I was living in Boston! So frustrating to think I could have been there too if I was still living in Boston!!! :o( :o( :o( But it's great to get to hear about it from another fan; reviews and reports are a great way to vicariously experience concerts/performances (hence why all my musical fan buddies and I thrive on hearing about each others' experiences of various shows and casts). And thanks everyone for the welcome! I'm glad to be here!! :o) Grace and peace, Tracy HELP! owner-believers@smoe.org Send mail to believers@smoe.org Susan's CD's are available on your desktop at World Cafe CDs http://worldcafecds.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 18 Sep 2006 21:23:00 -0700 From: "Ron Rosen" Subject: Re: missing susan werner > After a standing O she came back out and did a really nice cover of Bobby > Vinton's "Sealed With A Kiss", Not sure who wrote it. Brian Hyland hit number 3 with it in 1962. Gary Lewis and the Playboys hit 19 with it in 1968. And Bobby Vinton hit 19 with it in 1972. HELP! owner-believers@smoe.org Send mail to believers@smoe.org Susan's CD's are available on your desktop at World Cafe CDs http://worldcafecds.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 18 Sep 2006 22:32:37 -0700 From: "Anna Creech" Subject: Re: OT -- death by snack food... http://www.myspace.com/randystonehill "American Fast Food" Words and Music by Randy Stonehill American fast food, what a stupid way to die American fast food, order me the jumbo fries Oh, oh, it's easy It's so easy and it's trouble free It's quick and disposable, just like me If I don't stop eating this greasy American fast food Well, we're undernourished, but we're overfed And we're munching on the burger with the white bread And we're sucking up the sugar in a milkshake Till we slip into depression with a big headache And our arteries are crying out, "give us a break" American fast food, what a stupid way to die American fast food, you kiss your old age goodbye Oh, oh, it's easy It's so easy and it's trouble free It's quick and disposable, just like me If I don't stop eating this greasy American fast food You won't have to embalm me when my life is through There are so many preservatives in what I eat The job's being done right now for you "Can I take you order, please?" "A cheeseburger, fries, and a big chocolate malted" It's prefab junk at an exorbitant price And it's bound to make you nauseous if you look at it twice But they're selling you by telling you it's food that's fun When it tastes like cardboard It chews like sponge 'cause it's really only garbage on a sesame bun American fast food, what a stupid way to die American fast food, order me the chili-size Oh, oh, it's easy It's so easy and it's trouble free It's quick and disposable, just like me If I don't stop eating this greasy American I don't stop eating this greasy American fast food (c) Copyright 1983 by Stonehillian Music & Word Music (a division of Word, Inc.) 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