From: owner-believers-digest@smoe.org (believers-digest) To: believers-digest@smoe.org Subject: believers-digest V6 #149 Reply-To: believers@smoe.org Sender: owner-believers-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-believers-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk believers-digest Wednesday, July 31 2002 Volume 06 : Number 149 In Today's believer's digest: ----------------- HBD2U [PBCoustic@aol.com] Re: HBD2U ["Ron Rosen" ] Re: HBD2U [Steve Murphy ] RE: HBD2U ["Beth McConnell" ] Re: HBD2U [Steve Murphy ] someone.. [ImSerius2@aol.com] Re: someone.. [Steve Murphy ] Re: someone.. [guapo stick ] Re: someone.. [Kris Richardson ] Re: someone.. [simona loberant ] lsgsb [ImSerius2@aol.com] Re: lsgsb [Steve Murphy ] Re: lsgsb [simona loberant ] Doctor, your eyes!! ["ronsopas@earthlink.net" ] Re: Doctor, your eyes!! [Steve Murphy ] Re: Doctor, your eyes!! [Kris Richardson ] Re: Doctor, your eyes!! [Steve Murphy ] Re: action figures [PBCoustic@aol.com] Re: brand new... baguette [PBCoustic@aol.com] Re: names [PBCoustic@aol.com] Re: Doctor, your eyes!! ["Chuck Ellingson" ] brand new bag [ImSerius2@aol.com] RE: brand new bag ["ronsopas@earthlink.net" ] Fwd: brand new bag [Scoop52256@aol.com] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed, 31 Jul 2002 10:20:28 EDT From: PBCoustic@aol.com Subject: HBD2U Happy Birthday, Ron Rosen.... PB HELP! owner-believers@smoe.org Send mail to believers@smoe.org Susan's CD's are available on your desktop at World Cafe CDs http://worldcafecds.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 31 Jul 2002 07:24:18 -0700 From: "Ron Rosen" Subject: Re: HBD2U > Happy Birthday, Ron Rosen.... > > PB Why Thank You PB - Suzie wrote before. How does everyone know? BTW - I received from an officemate a 20" high battery powered dancing james brown. Someone suggested I take it to a Vance Gilbert show, or give it to Susan. But I don't want to be banned from their shows. "Get that guy out of here, he's the one with the 20" high battery powered dancing james brown. HELP! owner-believers@smoe.org Send mail to believers@smoe.org Susan's CD's are available on your desktop at World Cafe CDs http://worldcafecds.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 31 Jul 2002 11:00:08 -0400 From: Steve Murphy Subject: Re: HBD2U Boy - when I read "20 inch high battery powered...." I blushed and looked away from the screen. Happy Birthday Ron!!!! So you're a "last day of the month" guy. I'm a "first day of the month" guy. I knew we had something in common. (p.s. Yes - Suzie is behind this one.) Ron Rosen wrote: > > Happy Birthday, Ron Rosen.... > > > > PB > > Why Thank You PB - Suzie wrote before. How does everyone know? BTW - I received > from an officemate a 20" high battery powered dancing james brown. Someone suggested > I take it to a Vance Gilbert show, or give it to Susan. But I don't want to be > banned from their shows. "Get that guy out of here, he's the one with the 20" high > battery powered dancing james brown. > > HELP! owner-believers@smoe.org Send mail to believers@smoe.org > Susan's CD's are available on your desktop at World Cafe CDs > http://worldcafecds.com HELP! owner-believers@smoe.org Send mail to believers@smoe.org Susan's CD's are available on your desktop at World Cafe CDs http://worldcafecds.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 31 Jul 2002 10:04:40 -0500 From: "Beth McConnell" Subject: RE: HBD2U Steve, While you were blushing/averting eyes .... I was drooling and panting. Would love your 20 inch battery powered- ... but I'd never be able to look at James Brown if ... well, yanno .... Happy birdee Ron! This is # what? Beth - -----Original Message----- Boy - when I read "20 inch high battery powered...." I blushed and looked away from the screen. HELP! owner-believers@smoe.org Send mail to believers@smoe.org Susan's CD's are available on your desktop at World Cafe CDs http://worldcafecds.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 31 Jul 2002 11:29:47 -0400 From: Steve Murphy Subject: Re: HBD2U AAAAOOOOOWWW! Ah Feel Good (da na na na na na na) > Would love your 20 inch battery powered- ... but I'd never be able to > look at James Brown if ... well, yanno .... HELP! owner-believers@smoe.org Send mail to believers@smoe.org Susan's CD's are available on your desktop at World Cafe CDs http://worldcafecds.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 31 Jul 2002 11:44:52 -0400 From: ImSerius2@aol.com Subject: someone.. well, that someone who suggested that Ron re-gift the James Brown Dancing doll to Vance Gilbert or Susan would be ME...I mean, after all, Vance is the one who says that action figures and small appliances are available for sale at intermission....and Susan has the Last of the Good Straight Barbies created by yours truly... But what I really wanna know, Ron, is just why the 18" battery-powered james brown (I'm tellin' you, if that's not a euphemism for something, I'm not a Believer....) that you wrote me about this morning is now 20" Happy Birthday Ron!!!! st HELP! owner-believers@smoe.org Send mail to believers@smoe.org Susan's CD's are available on your desktop at World Cafe CDs http://worldcafecds.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 31 Jul 2002 11:59:38 -0400 From: Steve Murphy Subject: Re: someone.. >>> But what I really wanna know, Ron, is just why the 18" battery-powered james brown that you wrote me about this morning is now 20" Cuz it got excited. HELP! owner-believers@smoe.org Send mail to believers@smoe.org Susan's CD's are available on your desktop at World Cafe CDs http://worldcafecds.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 31 Jul 2002 12:06:18 -0700 From: guapo stick Subject: Re: someone.. when we last left our heroes, ImSerius2@aol.com exclaimed: >But what I really wanna know, Ron, is just why the 18" battery-powered >james brown (I'm tellin' you, if that's not a euphemism for something, I'm >not a Believer....) that you wrote me about this morning is now 20" he got his grammy? ;) +w HELP! owner-believers@smoe.org Send mail to believers@smoe.org Susan's CD's are available on your desktop at World Cafe CDs http://worldcafecds.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 31 Jul 02 12:23:24 -0500 From: Kris Richardson Subject: Re: someone.. Now THERE'S a visual I didn't need right before lunch!! =) Kris >he got his grammy? ;) HELP! owner-believers@smoe.org Send mail to believers@smoe.org Susan's CD's are available on your desktop at World Cafe CDs http://worldcafecds.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 31 Jul 2002 10:49:19 -0700 (PDT) From: simona loberant Subject: Re: someone.. Wow, there's a LSGS barbie doll? So would that be the pollyana or dorothy doll in a barbie honda with a tiny plastic mace sprayer in her tiny plastic purse? But don't re-gift the james brown doll... Just go and get two more and give them to vance and susan. You would miss your doll on those lonely nights... ~simona - --- ImSerius2@aol.com wrote: > well, that someone who suggested that Ron re-gift > the James Brown Dancing doll to Vance Gilbert or > Susan would be ME...I mean, after all, Vance is the > one who says that action figures and small > appliances are available for sale at > intermission....and Susan has the Last of the Good > Straight Barbies created by yours truly... > > But what I really wanna know, Ron, is just why the > 18" battery-powered james brown (I'm tellin' you, if > that's not a euphemism for something, I'm not a > Believer....) that you wrote me about this morning > is now 20" > > Happy Birthday Ron!!!! > > st > > HELP! owner-believers@smoe.org Send mail to > believers@smoe.org > Susan's CD's are available on your desktop at World > Cafe CDs > http://worldcafecds.com Yahoo! Health - Feel better, live better http://health.yahoo.com HELP! owner-believers@smoe.org Send mail to believers@smoe.org Susan's CD's are available on your desktop at World Cafe CDs http://worldcafecds.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 31 Jul 2002 14:52:08 -0400 From: ImSerius2@aol.com Subject: lsgsb Actually, Simona, she is an 'Autumn in London' Barbie...she is wearing a beret (cuz she always wanted just to look that way) and a tasteful plaid tartan skirt (in lieu of a corduroy jumper), a red turtleneck, a string of pearls, an overcoat, and is carrying on her arm a shopping bag with the book she's reading for the class she took, she has a gun in her pocket and keys in her hand, and it's rumored that she winces when the people cuss, but I've never actually seen that happen. HELP! owner-believers@smoe.org Send mail to believers@smoe.org Susan's CD's are available on your desktop at World Cafe CDs http://worldcafecds.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 31 Jul 2002 15:10:10 -0400 From: Steve Murphy Subject: Re: lsgsb What a nicely painted picture --- and to think --- simona already has actually seen the Barbie first hand! ImSerius2@aol.com wrote: > Actually, Simona, she is an 'Autumn in London' Barbie...she is wearing a beret (cuz she always wanted just to look that way) and a tasteful plaid tartan skirt (in lieu of a corduroy jumper), a red turtleneck, a string of pearls, an overcoat, and is carrying on her arm a shopping bag with the book she's reading for the class she took, she has a gun in her pocket and keys in her hand, and it's rumored that she winces when the people cuss, but I've never actually seen that happen. HELP! owner-believers@smoe.org Send mail to believers@smoe.org Susan's CD's are available on your desktop at World Cafe CDs http://worldcafecds.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 31 Jul 2002 12:15:52 -0700 (PDT) From: simona loberant Subject: Re: lsgsb Hmmm... I will admit a deep dark secret of mine... I have a small collection of Barbies (the kind you don't actually play with, just look at). And I know the Autumm in London Barbie, I bought her as a gift for someone and then regreted it b/c she was discontinued and I wanted one too! And heck, all my dolls are starting to get a bit lonely. So perhaps I'll get them a Jackson Browne like Ron's! (I'm officially in the gutter now) ~simona - --- Steve Murphy wrote: > What a nicely painted picture --- and to think --- > simona already has actually seen the Barbie first > hand! > > ImSerius2@aol.com wrote: > > > Actually, Simona, she is an 'Autumn in London' > Barbie...she is wearing a beret (cuz she always > wanted just to look that way) and a tasteful plaid > tartan skirt (in lieu of a corduroy jumper), a red > turtleneck, a string of pearls, an overcoat, and is > carrying on her arm a shopping bag with the book > she's reading for the class she took, she has a gun > in her pocket and keys in her hand, and it's rumored > that she winces when the people cuss, but I've never > actually seen that happen. > > HELP! owner-believers@smoe.org Send mail to > believers@smoe.org > Susan's CD's are available on your desktop at World > Cafe CDs > http://worldcafecds.com Yahoo! Health - Feel better, live better http://health.yahoo.com HELP! owner-believers@smoe.org Send mail to believers@smoe.org Susan's CD's are available on your desktop at World Cafe CDs http://worldcafecds.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 31 Jul 2002 15:28:15 -0400 From: "ronsopas@earthlink.net" Subject: Doctor, your eyes!! > So perhaps I'll get them a Jackson Browne like Ron's! > (I'm officially in the gutter now) > ~simona That would be James Brown, honey child. He's gotta brand new bag, just like Barbie, and that ain't no bagette in there either. The way you tell the difference: Jackson is from California, James is from Georgia and has a much better band. BTW - I now have a 36" high battery operated dancing James Brown, and he's starting to outgrow the shelf he's on. - -------------------------------------------------------------------- mail2web - Check your email from the web at http://mail2web.com/ . HELP! owner-believers@smoe.org Send mail to believers@smoe.org Susan's CD's are available on your desktop at World Cafe CDs http://worldcafecds.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 31 Jul 2002 15:45:42 -0400 From: Steve Murphy Subject: Re: Doctor, your eyes!! Wow - a 48 inch battery operated James Brown Doll? That's so amazing - I have never ever heard of a 60 inch James Brown Doll. I simply CAN'T BELIEVE you have a 90 inch James Brown Doll!!! That was kinda funny - when I first read "Jackson Brown" in Simona's message it threw me and I thought to myself (really - there was noone else in the room) "wait - wasn't that a Michael Jackson doll?" Hell - it's a James Michael Jackson Browne doll - allRIGHT? "ronsopas@earthlink.net" wrote: > BTW - I now have a 36" high battery operated dancing James Brown, and he's > starting to outgrow the shelf he's on. HELP! owner-believers@smoe.org Send mail to believers@smoe.org Susan's CD's are available on your desktop at World Cafe CDs http://worldcafecds.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 31 Jul 02 15:54:57 -0500 From: Kris Richardson Subject: Re: Doctor, your eyes!! No no, you're obviously talking about the Big Jim doll... I mean "action figure". I remember those, with the karate chop trigger on his back! =) >Wow - a 48 inch battery operated James Brown Doll? >That's so amazing - I have never ever heard of a 60 inch James Brown Doll. >I simply CAN'T BELIEVE you have a 90 inch James Brown Doll!!! > >That was kinda funny - when I first read "Jackson Brown" in Simona's message >it threw me and I thought to myself (really - there was noone else in the >room) "wait - wasn't that a Michael Jackson doll?" > >Hell - it's a James Michael Jackson Browne doll - allRIGHT? > > >"ronsopas@earthlink.net" wrote: > >> BTW - I now have a 36" high battery operated dancing James Brown, and he's >> starting to outgrow the shelf he's on. HELP! owner-believers@smoe.org Send mail to believers@smoe.org Susan's CD's are available on your desktop at World Cafe CDs http://worldcafecds.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 31 Jul 2002 16:06:46 -0400 From: Steve Murphy Subject: Re: Doctor, your eyes!! Wasn't that Buzz Lightyear? > I remember those, with the karate chop trigger on his back! =) HELP! owner-believers@smoe.org Send mail to believers@smoe.org Susan's CD's are available on your desktop at World Cafe CDs http://worldcafecds.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 31 Jul 2002 16:55:48 EDT From: PBCoustic@aol.com Subject: Re: action figures We had a Vance action figure when I played with him back in November... Bryn had taken a "Master P" doll (some rapper guy), and put Vance-style hair on it and gave it a little guitar, and modified the box to read "Vance Gilbert Action Figure"... and in mid-show, Vance took it and did about a 10 minute routine with it, complete with "doll speaking" sound effects.... absolutely hilarious... I'd send a picture, but SMOE strips off attachments.... PB HELP! owner-believers@smoe.org Send mail to believers@smoe.org Susan's CD's are available on your desktop at World Cafe CDs http://worldcafecds.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 31 Jul 2002 16:58:16 EDT From: PBCoustic@aol.com Subject: Re: brand new... baguette In a message dated 7/31/2002 2:28:57 PM Central Standard Time, ronsopas@earthlink.net writes: > That would be James Brown, honey child. He's gotta brand new bag, just > like Barbie, and that ain't no bagette in there either. > OK, that one officially resulted in nasal caffeine aspiration.... ROFL... PB HELP! owner-believers@smoe.org Send mail to believers@smoe.org Susan's CD's are available on your desktop at World Cafe CDs http://worldcafecds.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 31 Jul 2002 17:00:06 EDT From: PBCoustic@aol.com Subject: Re: names In a message dated 7/31/2002 2:42:30 PM Central Standard Time, stephen.p.murphy@verizon.net writes: > Hell - it's a James Michael Jackson Browne doll - allRIGHT? > "You can calls me Jackson, or you can calls me James Michael, or you can calls me JMJ, or......" PB HELP! owner-believers@smoe.org Send mail to believers@smoe.org Susan's CD's are available on your desktop at World Cafe CDs http://worldcafecds.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 31 Jul 2002 16:15:17 -0500 From: "Chuck Ellingson" Subject: Re: Doctor, your eyes!! Kris Richardson wrote: "No no, you're obviously talking about the Big Jim doll... I mean "action figure". I remember those, with the karate chop trigger on his back! =)" Hey! I'm pretty sure I still have one of those dolls... I mean "action figures"! LOL He's pretty short, but he has wavy brown hair, muscles in just about all the right places (no, he's not anatomically correct... sigh) and not only does he do karate chops in his white karate outfit, he also dribbles in his shiny purple basketball uniform! Who could ask for anything more?!? ;-) Peace, Chuck Ellingson "And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make." The Beatles _________________________________________________________________ Join the worlds largest e-mail service with MSN Hotmail. http://www.hotmail.com HELP! owner-believers@smoe.org Send mail to believers@smoe.org Susan's CD's are available on your desktop at World Cafe CDs http://worldcafecds.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 31 Jul 2002 17:24:10 EDT From: ImSerius2@aol.com Subject: brand new bag sheesh, Ron, any self-respecting Edhead knows that a baguette doesn't come in a bag.... HELP! owner-believers@smoe.org Send mail to believers@smoe.org Susan's CD's are available on your desktop at World Cafe CDs http://worldcafecds.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 31 Jul 2002 17:30:05 -0400 From: "ronsopas@earthlink.net" Subject: RE: brand new bag >sheesh, Ron, any self-respecting Edhead knows that a baguette doesn't come in a bag.... Well James Brown sure does! And he dribbles in his uniform too, without a basketball! Special thanks to Steve Murphy for using up my next 4 jokes in one post!! - -------------------------------------------------------------------- mail2web - Check your email from the web at http://mail2web.com/ . HELP! owner-believers@smoe.org Send mail to believers@smoe.org Susan's CD's are available on your desktop at World Cafe CDs http://worldcafecds.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 31 Jul 2002 18:01:52 EDT From: Scoop52256@aol.com Subject: Fwd: brand new bag I have to admit, you guys are TOO funny today, and certainly on a roll (as opposed to a baguette). When a joke came to mind while reading one of your replies, all I had to do was read the next e-mail, and see that others came up with the same comments. Though, Chuck, I thought your comment about the non-anatomically correct doll (and accompanying sigh) was the best of the day, coming from you! That made my day, and it has been a GREAT one already! Hey! Gotta go! The sun just came out for @ the first time in a week! Thanks for the entertainment! Pamela (near Seattle) Return-Path: Received: from rly-zd05.mx.aol.com (rly-zd05.mail.aol.com [172.31.33.229]) by air-zd01.mail.aol.com (v86_r1.16) with ESMTP id MAILINZD13-0731173045; Wed, 31 Jul 2002 17:30:45 -0400 Received: from smoe.org (jane.smoe.org [199.201.145.78]) by rly-zd05.mx.aol.com (v86_r1.15) with ESMTP id MAILRELAYINZD59-0731173026; Wed, 31 Jul 2002 17:30:26 -0400 Received: from smoe.org (ident-user@localhost [127.0.0.1]) by smoe.org (8.12.2/8.12.2) with ESMTP id g6VLUI3C007267 for ; Wed, 31 Jul 2002 17:30:18 -0400 (EDT) Received: (from majordom@localhost) by smoe.org (8.12.2/8.12.2/Submit) id g6VLUIX8007259 for believers-outgoing; Wed, 31 Jul 2002 17:30:18 -0400 (EDT) Received: from relay2.softcomca.com ([168.144.1.68]) by smoe.org (8.12.2/8.12.2) with ESMTP id g6VLUG3C007015 for ; Wed, 31 Jul 2002 17:30:16 -0400 (EDT) Received: from M2W050.mail2web.com ([168.144.108.50]) by relay2.softcomca.com with Microsoft SMTPSVC(5.0.2195.4905); Wed, 31 Jul 2002 17:30:05 -0400 Message-ID: <174210-2200273312130597@M2W050.mail2web.com> X-EM-Version: 6, 0, 0, 3 X-EM-Registration: #00E0641810D91B008120 Reply-To: ronsopas@earthlink.net X-Originating-IP: 199.196.144.17 X-URL: http://mail2web.com/ From: "ronsopas@earthlink.net" To: believers@smoe.org Subject: RE: brand new bag Date: Wed, 31 Jul 2002 17:30:05 -0400 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-type: text/plain; charset=iso-8859-1 X-OriginalArrivalTime: 31 Jul 2002 21:30:05.0348 (UTC) FILETIME=[6FBC8640:01C238D9] Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-MIME-Autoconverted: from quoted-printable to 8bit by smoe.org id g6VLUH3C007241 Sender: owner-believers@smoe.org Precedence: bulk X-Mailer: Unknown (No Version) >sheesh, Ron, any self-respecting Edhead knows that a baguette doesn't come in a bag.... Well James Brown sure does! And he dribbles in his uniform too, without a basketball! Special thanks to Steve Murphy for using up my next 4 jokes in one post!! - -------------------------------------------------------------------- mail2web - Check your email from the web at http://mail2web.com/ . HELP! owner-believers@smoe.org Send mail to believers@smoe.org Susan's CD's are available on your desktop at World Cafe CDs http://worldcafecds.com HELP! owner-believers@smoe.org Send mail to believers@smoe.org Susan's CD's are available on your desktop at World Cafe CDs http://worldcafecds.com ------------------------------ End of believers-digest V6 #149 ******************************* --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------- This has been a posting from the Susan Werner believers-digest To unsubscribe send mail to Majordomo@smoe.org with "unsubscribe believers-digest" in the body of the message