From: owner-avalon-digest@smoe.org (avalon-digest) To: avalon-digest@smoe.org Subject: avalon-digest V11 #226 Reply-To: avalon@smoe.org Sender: owner-avalon-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-avalon-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk avalon-digest Wednesday, October 4 2006 Volume 11 : Number 226 Today's Subjects: ----------------- [AVALON] The Emperor's very real new clothes [Jocelynfiske@aol.com] To leave the list, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon-digest ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue, 3 Oct 2006 19:39:20 EDT From: Jocelynfiske@aol.com Subject: [AVALON] The Emperor's very real new clothes I don't know how many of you out there are familiar with one Mr Barry Adamson, ex bass player with Magazine and founder member of Nick Cave's Bad Seeds, but anyway, I find myself in the Jazz Cafe watching this man newly shiny domed and bedecked in burgundy velvet suit, crisp white shirt with matching pocket 'kerchief and black cravat, glide down the stairs onto the stage as smoothly as a cappuccino in an otter tanning factory canteen, and I'm thinking - man this guy is Miles Davis cool, he's Sly Stone funky, he's a Dashiell Hammett raconteur with a David Lynch eye. I'm soaking up the Barry White deep gruff and the slinky little moves and I'm wondering, should I throw a freshly mutilated antelope to the lions by suggesting, sacrilege of sacrilege, that neigh (neigh and thrice neigh) it is not The Cool Ruler who is now the Coolest Living Englishman, but this magnificent orphan of Moss Side. As he suggests that "if you have any psychedelics on you, this would be the time to take them" they launch into a weird take on Officer Bentley's Fairly Serious Dilemma from the new album, my mind drifts away on a river, when bam! I'm wrenched right back down to earth with the dirtiest, grungiest version of Remake Remodel I've ever heard. It takes a lot smack my gob these days, but that and a throbbing version of Magazine's (Sly Stone's) Thank You Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin left me astounded. And he never had a bead of asymmetrical sweat out of place. All hail the new King of Nothing Hill. ___________________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ End of avalon-digest V11 #226 ***************************** ======================================================================== For further info, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: info avalon-digest