From: owner-avalon-digest@smoe.org (avalon-digest) To: avalon-digest@smoe.org Subject: avalon-digest V10 #208 Reply-To: avalon@smoe.org Sender: owner-avalon-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-avalon-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk avalon-digest Sunday, August 28 2005 Volume 10 : Number 208 Today's Subjects: ----------------- [AVALON] Anorak Exam [JohnOBrien001@aol.com] [AVALON] Simon Phillips [Chandla911@aol.com] To leave the list, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon-digest ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat, 27 Aug 2005 06:11:20 EDT From: JohnOBrien001@aol.com Subject: [AVALON] Anorak Exam Just a wee test to inject a wee bit of humour to the list. I am sure some of you can think of other questions. You know you are a Roxy anorak when: (1) One of your children is called Bryan or Roxy (2) There is a picture of Bryan or Roxy in every room in the house including the bathroom. (3) Your password for phone banking, e-mail etc is Roxy related. (4) You have a Roxy keyring on your car keys. (5) Despite having every album BF/RM CD have made you still check the Roxy/Ferry CDs when you are in a record shop (6) Following on from (5) you get annoyed when Flesh + Blood is filed before Siren so you then proceed to re-arrange them all in chronological order. (7) You own the Rik Kenton single just because he once played bass on Virginia Plain. (8) You have played Kiss And Tell (Dub mix) more than once. (9) You have dodgy audience recordings of all 51 shows of the 2001 tour and can actually tell the diffirence from show to show. (10) It has been at least 23 days since you last didn't wear a Roxy/Ferry t-shirt. (11) You know all Bryan's kids birthdays and send a card every year. (12) You know exactly how many times you have seen BF/RM in concert without working it out. (13) The answer to 12 is more than 50 (14) Following on from (13) you can name the date and venue in chronological order off the top of your head. (15) You ran a video tape running constantly on ITV when the Street Life compilation was being TV advertised in the hope you would catch the 17 second advert. (16) You have now transferred (15) onto DVD. (17) You have phoned in a sickie on the release day of a new Roxy/Ferry album. (18) Same as (17) when concert tickets go on sale. (19) You have taught your 4 year old daughter, neice, grand daughter to sing "baby Jane's in Acapulco we're all flying down to Rio" (20) You considered entering "The X-Factor" and auditioning with In Every Dreamhome A Heartache "...honest Simon, Sharon, Louie it will be a hit.." SCORING 15-20 Sad, so very sad. 10-15 Could be saved. 5-10 Keep an eye on yourself to see if the symptoms progress to 10-15 0-5 What are you doing on this list? J.O'B. ___________________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 28 Aug 2005 02:44:36 EDT From: Chandla911@aol.com Subject: [AVALON] Simon Phillips Drum master and one-time "substitute" for TGPT Simon Philips drum tutorial video at eBay. Ideal for amateur musicians wishing to pass muster or children wanting to learn the art... _http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6428039622_ (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6428039622) Many thanks for your indulgence. Richard Mills n/p Black Acetate - John Cale ___________________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ End of avalon-digest V10 #208 ***************************** ======================================================================== For further info, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: info avalon-digest