From: owner-avalon-digest@smoe.org (avalon-digest) To: avalon-digest@smoe.org Subject: avalon-digest V7 #268 Reply-To: avalon@smoe.org Sender: owner-avalon-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-avalon-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk avalon-digest Saturday, August 10 2002 Volume 07 : Number 268 Today's Subjects: ----------------- [AVALON] everyone gets snippy [philipcadams@lineone.net] [AVALON] Ladytron CD ["Sjaak Versluis" ] [AVALON] everyone gets snippy [KWil632057@aol.com] Re: [AVALON] Bassist for Bowie and Ferry [OBrienFerry@aol.com] Re: [AVALON] Roxy Music to record new album!!!! [KB Porter ] Re: [AVALON] Bassist for Bowie and Ferry (and Gabriel ;-) ) [Susan Steke] [AVALON] Your Love Has Died.mp3 ["David Firmin" ] Re: [AVALON] Let's Stick Together [Daniel Atterbom ] Re: [AVALON] clarification ["John M. Gray" ] Re: [AVALON] Horoscope/Alphaville and how they will be treated on Avalon ["Mike & Carole Ferguson" ] Re: [AVALON] Roxy Music to record new album!!!! ["anotherphotographer" ] Re: [AVALON] clarification ["David Firmin" ] Re: [AVALON] clarification ["Paula Brown" ] [AVALON] - - Special Report - - ["M" ] Re: [AVALON] Roxy Music to record new album!!!! ["Stephen Scott" ] To leave the list, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon-digest ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri, 9 Aug 2002 09:17:48 +0100 From: philipcadams@lineone.net Subject: [AVALON] everyone gets snippy here we go again. Ticket prices, tour dates, management.... blah, blah , blah.... whinge, whinge , whinge . Pick your topic and have a go. I was listening to the re-working of "Mother of Pearl" on my way to work. what dreamy bliss!. Philip ___________________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon Avalonians on tour 2002: http://helios.unive.it/~tcecilia/meetup.html US ticket sale info: http://www.thewebgal.com/roxymusic/ (updated weekly) ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 9 Aug 2002 10:32:47 +0200 From: "Sjaak Versluis" Subject: [AVALON] Ladytron CD I bought the Ladytron CD yesterday at a store in Rotterdam (Holland) The label is "Superior", cat.nr. SU 29026. Manufactured in Germany. It contains the same recordings as on "Concerto". "Ain't That So" is the only track that is not on this CD. I bought this CD because a real collector wants it all. Stil Falls The Rain.................................. Sjaak The coverpicture is beautiful ___________________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon Avalonians on tour 2002: http://helios.unive.it/~tcecilia/meetup.html US ticket sale info: http://www.thewebgal.com/roxymusic/ (updated weekly) ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 9 Aug 2002 05:05:43 EDT From: KWil632057@aol.com Subject: [AVALON] everyone gets snippy I was listening to the re-working of "Mother of Pearl" on my way to work. what dreamy bliss!. Philip Havent we decided that nobodies interested in n/p s....? Jonathan n/p Roxy Music 'Mother of Pearl' (What dreamier bliss!) ___________________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon Avalonians on tour 2002: http://helios.unive.it/~tcecilia/meetup.html US ticket sale info: http://www.thewebgal.com/roxymusic/ (updated weekly) ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 09 Aug 2002 05:16:29 -0400 From: OBrienFerry@aol.com Subject: Re: [AVALON] Bassist for Bowie and Ferry Bowie works with the bassist Gail Ann Dorsey who worked with Ferry in the early 490s and also with Paul Thompson4s band Concrete Blonde http://www.vivaroxymusic.com:8080/1541 J.O4B. ___________________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon Avalonians on tour 2002: http://helios.unive.it/~tcecilia/meetup.html US ticket sale info: http://www.thewebgal.com/roxymusic/ (updated weekly) ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 09 Aug 2002 09:13:01 -0400 From: KB Porter Subject: Re: [AVALON] Roxy Music to record new album!!!! Sometimes I am slow on the uptake, but what has Carlsberg advertisements to do with the Subject "Roxy Music to record new album!!!! Some inside info leak? --------------------------------- > Can someone translate, please? > > On Thu, 8 Aug 2002, anotherphotographer wrote: > > > NICE ONE!!! > > Regards > > young ernie > > > > > > > carlsberg dont send email, but if they did they would probably be the best > > > email in the world. > > Thanks, > Colleen ___________________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon Avalonians on tour 2002: http://helios.unive.it/~tcecilia/meetup.html US ticket sale info: http://www.thewebgal.com/roxymusic/ (updated weekly) ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 9 Aug 2002 08:56:54 -0500 From: "Paula Brown" Subject: Re: [AVALON] everyone gets snippy >Havent we decided that nobodies interested in n/p s....? Jonathan< I like em even if I rarely put them. It's split. Doesn't take much room. So...why not. Paula ___________________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon Avalonians on tour 2002: http://helios.unive.it/~tcecilia/meetup.html US ticket sale info: http://www.thewebgal.com/roxymusic/ (updated weekly) ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 09 Aug 2002 09:57:31 -0500 From: Susan Stekel Subject: Re: [AVALON] Bassist for Bowie and Ferry (and Gabriel ;-) ) >The bassist is a woman with her head basically shaved, I'm wondering if it's the same one who played with Bryan Ferry on videos circa "Taxi" (like "I Cast a Spell on You")... Tony Levin in drag? If you'll forgive a brief off-topic digression -- I found out yesterday that Peter Gabriel (whose production rate rivals Bryan's, for sure) has a new album coming out in September, aaaand -- get this -- he's touring North America this fall! And he'll be stopping in my city! And I'll bet you any money that it'll be the same weekend that I'd planned on heading to Ann Arbor to see Bryan. It's that whole raining/pouring thing, I guess. For those interested, more info on that tour is on www.petergabriel.com under Full Moon Club/News (scroll down the page a bit). And for Bryan-related content? Well -- one of the tracks listed on the new Gabriel album is "More than this." A cover? Can't seem to find much info on it. I can comfort myself with the thought that it is most likely _not_. Other Bryan-related content? They both have sons named Isaac. O.k., I'll give it a rest. Thanks for your indulgence. And now, back to your regularly scheduled debate on ticket prices and set lists. S. ___________________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon Avalonians on tour 2002: http://helios.unive.it/~tcecilia/meetup.html US ticket sale info: http://www.thewebgal.com/roxymusic/ (updated weekly) ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 9 Aug 2002 08:55:20 -0700 From: "David Firmin" Subject: [AVALON] Your Love Has Died.mp3 Takes a while to download, but worth the wait: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Amazona/files/horoscope/ Love/War can also be found in the files section. Now I see what everyone was talking about. I like the Horoscope mixes. David *** ___________________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon Avalonians on tour 2002: http://helios.unive.it/~tcecilia/meetup.html US ticket sale info: http://www.thewebgal.com/roxymusic/ (updated weekly) ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 9 Aug 2002 18:44:22 +0200 From: Daniel Atterbom Subject: Re: [AVALON] Let's Stick Together At 23.48 +0100 02-08-08, Philip Adams wrote: >I guess you mean you didn't run the event. No it was Christian Olsson who won the triple jump. But watching can be as exciting. Daniel ___________________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon Avalonians on tour 2002: http://helios.unive.it/~tcecilia/meetup.html US ticket sale info: http://www.thewebgal.com/roxymusic/ (updated weekly) ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 9 Aug 2002 12:59:59 -0400 (EDT) From: Colleen Matan Subject: [AVALON] Horoscope/Alphaville and how they will be treated on Avalon First, I've been trying to handle these topics behind the scenes and realize now that it's time to say something in public. Second, please note that I am not opening up this policy for discussion. I will explain my reasons below. After reading them, if you have any comments about it, please direct them to me *off-list*. (You will note that the "reply-to" function on the list is set up so as to make this convenient.) On Fri, 9 Aug 2002, David Firmin wrote: > Takes a while to download, but worth the wait: > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Amazona/files/horoscope/ I don't know or care how other listowners or webmasters of Roxy-related sites may handle the topic of unreleased Ferry/Roxy material, but on the advice of my legal counsel, who specializes in intellectual property, there will be *no discussion*, please, on the Avalon list of this material *being available for trade or download or sale or as an outright gift*. Zero. Nil. Nada. Thank you. I reserve the right to unsubscribe anyone who violates this request. The Avalon list does not engage in any way in making unpublished material available to anyone who is not the copyright owner or their documented designee. Furthermore, I strongly suggest this course of action to anyone who oversees a Roxy related site who does not have a policy on this issue. This is an extremely serious legal issue and this behavior puts both the list and me into danger. As I have no desire to go to jail for this, I am making this request that all discussions of how to obtain this material cease immediately from the discussion on the list. Discussion of the material itself, obviously, may continue. Catch-22. Colleen ___________________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon Avalonians on tour 2002: http://helios.unive.it/~tcecilia/meetup.html US ticket sale info: http://www.thewebgal.com/roxymusic/ (updated weekly) ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 9 Aug 2002 19:46:45 +0100 From: "Stephen Scott" Subject: Re: [AVALON] Roxy Music to record new album!!!! Double Doh! Hello McFly......... Read it again and think about it "Roxy Music to record new album" Carlsberg dont send email, but if they did they would probably be the best email in the world. - ----- Original Message ----- From: "KB Porter" To: Sent: Friday, August 09, 2002 2:13 PM Subject: Re: [AVALON] Roxy Music to record new album!!!! > Sometimes I am slow on the uptake, but what has Carlsberg > advertisements to do with the Subject "Roxy Music to record > new album!!!! > > Some inside info leak? > > --------------------------------- > > > Can someone translate, please? > > > > On Thu, 8 Aug 2002, anotherphotographer wrote: > > > > > NICE ONE!!! > > > Regards > > > young ernie > > > > > > > > > > carlsberg dont send email, but if they did they would probably be the > best > > > > email in the world. > > > > Thanks, > > Colleen > > > ___________________________________________________________________________ > To unsubscribe, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon > Avalonians on tour 2002: http://helios.unive.it/~tcecilia/meetup.html > US ticket sale info: http://www.thewebgal.com/roxymusic/ (updated weekly) ___________________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon Avalonians on tour 2002: http://helios.unive.it/~tcecilia/meetup.html US ticket sale info: http://www.thewebgal.com/roxymusic/ (updated weekly) ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 9 Aug 2002 20:35:21 +0100 From: "Rachel Smither" Subject: Re: [AVALON] for colleen - -----Original Message----- From: kevin To: avalon@smoe.org Date: 09 August 2002 20.32 Subject: [AVALON] for colleen so what about video tapes colleen ? and are you going to get rid of your collection as well? [cd] kevin > > > > >___________________________________________________________________________ >To unsubscribe, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon >Avalonians on tour 2002: http://helios.unive.it/~tcecilia/meetup.html >US ticket sale info: http://www.thewebgal.com/roxymusic/ (updated weekly) ___________________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon Avalonians on tour 2002: http://helios.unive.it/~tcecilia/meetup.html US ticket sale info: http://www.thewebgal.com/roxymusic/ (updated weekly) ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 9 Aug 2002 15:44:25 -0400 (EDT) From: Colleen Matan Subject: [AVALON] clarification On Fri, 9 Aug 2002, Rachel Smither wrote: > so what about video tapes colleen ? > and are you going to get rid of your collection as well? [cd] Kevin, you've missed the point of my email. If you read it again you will see that the subject at hand is *unreleased* recordings which are in an entirely different arena than official releases, and the distribution of which creates very real legal problems. Thanks, Colleen ___________________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon Avalonians on tour 2002: http://helios.unive.it/~tcecilia/meetup.html US ticket sale info: http://www.thewebgal.com/roxymusic/ (updated weekly) ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 9 Aug 2002 15:48:53 -0400 From: "John M. Gray" Subject: Re: [AVALON] clarification So Collen, From what I understand, you are going to destroy all your bootleg CD's, tapes, unauthorized concert photos, videos etc....I'm sure if you read on the concert tickets that no recording devices, cameras etc are permitted in the concert hall. Is this not a breach of legalities as well??? John - ----- Original Message ----- From: "Colleen Matan" To: Sent: Friday, August 09, 2002 3:44 PM Subject: [AVALON] clarification > On Fri, 9 Aug 2002, Rachel Smither wrote: > > > so what about video tapes colleen ? > > and are you going to get rid of your collection as well? [cd] > > Kevin, you've missed the point of my email. If you read it again you will > see that the subject at hand is *unreleased* recordings which are in an > entirely different arena than official releases, and the distribution of > which creates very real legal problems. > > Thanks, > Colleen > > > ___________________________________________________________________________ > To unsubscribe, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon > Avalonians on tour 2002: http://helios.unive.it/~tcecilia/meetup.html > US ticket sale info: http://www.thewebgal.com/roxymusic/ (updated weekly) ___________________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon Avalonians on tour 2002: http://helios.unive.it/~tcecilia/meetup.html US ticket sale info: http://www.thewebgal.com/roxymusic/ (updated weekly) ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 9 Aug 2002 20:54:29 +0100 From: "Mike & Carole Ferguson" Subject: Re: [AVALON] Horoscope/Alphaville and how they will be treated on Avalon 1984 in 2002... Big sister reigns!!!! - ----- Original Message ----- From: Colleen Matan To: Sent: Friday, August 09, 2002 5:59 PM Subject: [AVALON] Horoscope/Alphaville and how they will be treated on Avalon > First, I've been trying to handle these topics behind the scenes and > realize now that it's time to say something in public. > > Second, please note that I am not opening up this policy for discussion. > I will explain my reasons below. After reading them, if you have any > comments about it, please direct them to me *off-list*. (You will note > that the "reply-to" function on the list is set up so as to make this > convenient.) > > On Fri, 9 Aug 2002, David Firmin wrote: > > > Takes a while to download, but worth the wait: > > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Amazona/files/horoscope/ > > I don't know or care how other listowners or webmasters of Roxy-related > sites may handle the topic of unreleased Ferry/Roxy material, but on the > advice of my legal counsel, who specializes in intellectual property, > there will be *no discussion*, please, on the Avalon list of this material > *being available for trade or download or sale or as an outright gift*. > Zero. Nil. Nada. Thank you. I reserve the right to unsubscribe anyone > who violates this request. The Avalon list does not engage in any way in > making unpublished material available to anyone who is not the copyright > owner or their documented designee. Furthermore, I strongly suggest this > course of action to anyone who oversees a Roxy related site who does not > have a policy on this issue. > > This is an extremely serious legal issue and this behavior puts both the > list and me into danger. As I have no desire to go to jail for this, I am > making this request that all discussions of how to obtain this material > cease immediately from the discussion on the list. > > Discussion of the material itself, obviously, may continue. Catch-22. > > Colleen > > > ___________________________________________________________________________ > To unsubscribe, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon > Avalonians on tour 2002: http://helios.unive.it/~tcecilia/meetup.html > US ticket sale info: http://www.thewebgal.com/roxymusic/ (updated weekly) ___________________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon Avalonians on tour 2002: http://helios.unive.it/~tcecilia/meetup.html US ticket sale info: http://www.thewebgal.com/roxymusic/ (updated weekly) ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 9 Aug 2002 15:54:21 -0400 (EDT) From: Colleen Matan Subject: Re: [AVALON] clarification On Fri, 9 Aug 2002, John M. Gray wrote: > So Collen, > > >From what I understand, you are going to destroy all your bootleg CD's, > tapes, unauthorized concert photos, videos etc....I'm sure if you read on > the concert tickets that no recording devices, cameras etc are permitted in > the concert hall. Is this not a breach of legalities as well??? Hi, Can we all please take a breath and read what I said again: *unreleased* material is in a different legal category from *released* material. With respect to recordings of released material, the usual list guidelines apply: studio albums are not copied and traded on the list, and bootlegs are offered for trade only. Colleen ___________________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon Avalonians on tour 2002: http://helios.unive.it/~tcecilia/meetup.html US ticket sale info: http://www.thewebgal.com/roxymusic/ (updated weekly) ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 9 Aug 2002 20:58:24 +0100 From: "anotherphotographer" Subject: Re: [AVALON] Roxy Music to record new album!!!! "True to life"???? Stephen this is for you OK!!! But all you girls I'm joking OK! K. B. ,Colleen OK!! I agree with you when God created man SHE was only joking, OK Stepen this is for you A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, He yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things . . . . . 1/ The bartender is a blonde girl. 2/ The bouncer is a blonde gal. 3/ I'm a 6 feet tall blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4/ The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weigghtlifter. 5/ The lady to your right is a professional wrestler. Now think about it seriously, mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke? The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "NO, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times" True to life . . regads young ernie stokes P.S. This will cause trouble!!! _________________________________________________________________________, > > To unsubscribe, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon > > Avalonians on tour 2002: http://helios.unive.it/~tcecilia/meetup.html > > US ticket sale info: http://www.thewebgal.com/roxymusic/ (updated weekly) > > > ___________________________________________________________________________ > To unsubscribe, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon > Avalonians on tour 2002: http://helios.unive.it/~tcecilia/meetup.html > US ticket sale info: http://www.thewebgal.com/roxymusic/ (updated weekly) ___________________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon Avalonians on tour 2002: http://helios.unive.it/~tcecilia/meetup.html US ticket sale info: http://www.thewebgal.com/roxymusic/ (updated weekly) ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 9 Aug 2002 16:12:12 -0400 From: "Heather James" Subject: [AVALON] BAD Emails?? I seem to get a lot of funky mail with kludged headers - all from the Avalon list - many with no apparent "from" field - based on the contents of the message, some are from KB, one from "Young Ernie", a few from others ... and as I said - all from the Avalon list? Is it a Eunuchs curse - or something else? -= )-(eather =- >--------------------< hjames@thewebgal.com The Roxy Music Archives: http://www.thewebgal.com/roxymusic/ My Music Trading Lists: http://www.thewebgal.com/trades/ Roxy Music Trade List: http://www.thewebgal.com/trades/a-list.html Van Morrison Trade List: http://www.thewebgal.com/trades/van-list.html >-----------------------------------------------------------------------< ___________________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon Avalonians on tour 2002: http://helios.unive.it/~tcecilia/meetup.html US ticket sale info: http://www.thewebgal.com/roxymusic/ (updated weekly) ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 9 Aug 2002 13:04:08 -0700 From: "David Firmin" Subject: Re: [AVALON] clarification Sorry for the confusion. I thought it was a rare track. I haven't followed Ferry's career too closely through the 80s and 90s nor do I collect bootlegs. Someone uploaded the file and I thought it might be of interest to Ferry fans. I've heard these recordings, but I don't know Horoscope/Alphaville from Mamouna. I did a search for "Your Love Has Died" and it wasn't mentioned on a single site. I'll do a little more research before I post to the group next time. Thanks, David - ----- Original Message ----- From: "Colleen Matan" To: Sent: Friday, August 09, 2002 12:54 PM Subject: Re: [AVALON] clarification > On Fri, 9 Aug 2002, John M. Gray wrote: > > > So Collen, > > > > >From what I understand, you are going to destroy all your bootleg CD's, > > tapes, unauthorized concert photos, videos etc....I'm sure if you read on > > the concert tickets that no recording devices, cameras etc are permitted in > > the concert hall. Is this not a breach of legalities as well??? > > Hi, > > Can we all please take a breath and read what I said again: *unreleased* > material is in a different legal category from *released* material. > > With respect to recordings of released material, the usual list > guidelines apply: studio albums are not copied and traded on the list, > and bootlegs are offered for trade only. > > Colleen > > > ___________________________________________________________________________ > To unsubscribe, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon > Avalonians on tour 2002: http://helios.unive.it/~tcecilia/meetup.html > US ticket sale info: http://www.thewebgal.com/roxymusic/ (updated weekly) ___________________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon Avalonians on tour 2002: http://helios.unive.it/~tcecilia/meetup.html US ticket sale info: http://www.thewebgal.com/roxymusic/ (updated weekly) ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 9 Aug 2002 15:44:44 -0500 From: "Paula Brown" Subject: Re: [AVALON] clarification See if this helps. If not, ignore it! I see three categories: released material; unreleased studio material, like Alphaville (or Frantic prior to its release date); and unreleased live material, i.e., bootlegs. I think she's anticipating legal problems with the first two and not the last, leaving the last for trade only. I don't see why it should bother anyone to confine all but the latter to private emails. As regards released material, first of all, we, of all people, are supposed to be fans and we should go BUY the released material if we want to support the art. As regards unreleased studio material, it's tempting as a cookie jar to the fanatical fans, but when you go sneaking cookies from the cookie jar, it would be a whole lot easier for Mummy to overlook if we didn't write about it on the wall with crayons, wouldn't it? As regards bootleg live recordings, apparently there is some benevolence here on the label and band side since the recordings off the floor aren't really acceptable for an official release, though granted there are exceptions when someone bribes the sound man. At any rate, Coleen has a right to protect herself against lawsuits and is smart for going with the program where Ferry and label are concerned in hopes that cooperation will be forthcoming which would benefit us all. Just my opinion. Don't draw your swords. I'm too busy today to dual. Warmest regards, Paula ___________________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon Avalonians on tour 2002: http://helios.unive.it/~tcecilia/meetup.html US ticket sale info: http://www.thewebgal.com/roxymusic/ (updated weekly) ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 9 Aug 2002 16:59:19 -0400 From: "M" Subject: [AVALON] - - Special Report - - > 1984 in 2002... Big sister reigns!!!! Inspiration! Of course, what follows below is totally untrue and just a spoof. New limerick for my sig, written by a friend today. Helen, is this chant-worthy while you're at work? M ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There was a young woman called M Who sat on Viggo Mortensen He said, "Well M, my dear!" "Your waist brings such cheer" "I'll not look at another again!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Special Report: Big Sister Is Watching YOU by M OBEDIENCE IS FREEDOM. SILENCE IS STRENGTH. OFF-TOPIC POSTS ARE WAR. Little do members of the Avalon mailing list realize that they are under surveillance 24-hours a day, seven days a week by their list moderator, Colleen Matan. Ms. Matan maintains a master control center, hidden away in her home, utilizing the latest and most sophisticated computer technology. Think Batcave. Super stealth software has been secretly installed on list members' computers so that she is completely aware of their computer activities and how it impacts the Avalon mailing list. E-mail addresses are tagged so that she can monitor all messages, and where and what list members post on the Internet, ensuring the integrity of the mailing list. She can also observe if they are playing or viewing any "illegal" Bryan Ferry or Roxy Music content on their computers. If there are any offenders, Ms. Matan sends a virus to the individual computer to lock it down and prevent any future abuse. Ms. Matan also has access to other advance technology and has the ability to watch each list member through their computer monitors. Think webcam. Ms. Matan has apparently caught list members engaging in all sorts of activities, from picking their nose to well, you can use your imagination. In addition, Ms. Matan's face appears with subliminal messages in the background of the computer monitors. However, list members can protect themselves from this intrusion by running anti-spyware software on their computers and reporting the behaviour to their local government agency. ___________________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon Avalonians on tour 2002: http://helios.unive.it/~tcecilia/meetup.html US ticket sale info: http://www.thewebgal.com/roxymusic/ (updated weekly) ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 9 Aug 2002 23:47:36 +0100 From: "Stephen Scott" Subject: Re: [AVALON] Roxy Music to record new album!!!! Ouch! It seems Young Ernie might not become Old Ernie with any more jokes like that! My wife liked it though ............................... (after I explained it to her of course!) Pleash excuse any spolling mistooks. I can only see through one eye since about 30 seconds ago. cheers the noo! Stevie - ----- Original Message ----- From: "anotherphotographer" To: "Stephen Scott" ; Sent: Friday, August 09, 2002 8:58 PM Subject: Re: [AVALON] Roxy Music to record new album!!!! > > > "True to life"???? > Stephen this is for you OK!!! > But all you girls I'm joking OK! > K. B. ,Colleen OK!! > I agree with you when God created man SHE was only joking, OK > Stepen this is for you > > A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool > and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, He yells to the > bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" > The bar falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next > to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things . > . . . . > 1/ The bartender is a blonde girl. > > 2/ The bouncer is a blonde gal. > > 3/ I'm a 6 feet tall blonde woman with a black belt in karate. > > 4/ The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weigghtlifter. > > 5/ The lady to your right is a professional wrestler. > > Now think about it seriously, mister. > Do you still wanna tell that joke? > > The blind man thinks for a second, > shakes his head, > > and declares, > > "NO, > > not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times" > > True to life . . > regads > young ernie stokes > P.S. This will cause trouble!!! > _________________________________________________________________________, > > > To unsubscribe, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon > > > Avalonians on tour 2002: http://helios.unive.it/~tcecilia/meetup.html > > > US ticket sale info: http://www.thewebgal.com/roxymusic/ (updated > weekly) > > > > > > > ___________________________________________________________________________ > > To unsubscribe, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon > > Avalonians on tour 2002: http://helios.unive.it/~tcecilia/meetup.html > > US ticket sale info: http://www.thewebgal.com/roxymusic/ (updated weekly) ___________________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon Avalonians on tour 2002: http://helios.unive.it/~tcecilia/meetup.html US ticket sale info: http://www.thewebgal.com/roxymusic/ (updated weekly) ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 9 Aug 2002 17:56:31 -0500 From: "Mr Avalon" Subject: [AVALON] Thoughts On Various Subjects, Moral AND Diverting From: M From: kevin From: Mike & Carole Ferguson "When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him." Mister Jonathan Swift Avalon p.S> M. he wroTe SPOOFS Just likE yOu. _____________________________________________ Free email with personality! Over 200 domains! http://www.MyOwnEmail.com ___________________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon Avalonians on tour 2002: http://helios.unive.it/~tcecilia/meetup.html US ticket sale info: http://www.thewebgal.com/roxymusic/ (updated weekly) ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 9 Aug 2002 20:22:36 -0500 From: "Judy Kaufman" Subject: Re: [AVALON] - - Special Report - - However, list members can protect themselves from this intrusion by running anti-spyware software on their computers and reporting the behaviour to their local government agency. Is the password still *Shirley*? Judy ___________________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon Avalonians on tour 2002: http://helios.unive.it/~tcecilia/meetup.html US ticket sale info: http://www.thewebgal.com/roxymusic/ (updated weekly) ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 9 Aug 2002 22:36:38 -0400 From: "Keith Shockley" Subject: Re: [AVALON] Ladytron CD - ----- Original Message ----- From: Sjaak Versluis To: Sent: Friday, August 09, 2002 4:32 AM Subject: [AVALON] Ladytron CD You mean this is the same recording as concerto? I am confused. Keith NP: Everybody is a Star / Sly and the Family Stone > I bought the Ladytron CD yesterday at a store in Rotterdam (Holland) > The label is "Superior", cat.nr. SU 29026. Manufactured in Germany. > It contains the same recordings as on "Concerto". > "Ain't That So" is the only track that is not on this CD. > > I bought this CD because a real collector wants it all. > > > Stil Falls The Rain.................................. > > Sjaak > The coverpicture is beautiful > > > ___________________________________________________________________________ > To unsubscribe, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon > Avalonians on tour 2002: http://helios.unive.it/~tcecilia/meetup.html > US ticket sale info: http://www.thewebgal.com/roxymusic/ (updated weekly) ___________________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon Avalonians on tour 2002: http://helios.unive.it/~tcecilia/meetup.html US ticket sale info: http://www.thewebgal.com/roxymusic/ (updated weekly) ------------------------------ End of avalon-digest V7 #268 **************************** ======================================================================== For further info, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: info avalon-digest