From: owner-avalon-digest@smoe.org (avalon-digest) To: avalon-digest@smoe.org Subject: avalon-digest V5 #329 Reply-To: avalon@smoe.org Sender: owner-avalon-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-avalon-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk avalon-digest Friday, September 8 2000 Volume 05 : Number 329 Today's Subjects: ----------------- [AVALON] How to see a show without paying? ["Han Snijders en Willy v/d Ge] Re: [AVALON] How to see a show without paying? ["Ferdinand Biesheuvel" Subject: [AVALON] How to see a show without paying? Alex, You really have to go to the concert. But why pay? O.k. if you can afford it it's the best solution. But if you can't pay use your creativity. There are lots of possibilities: 1 come early, help the roadies, ask for a ticket. If you don't get one listen to the soundcheck. 2 come early sneak into the place go to the toilet and leave it when you hear a harp 3 go to the place where you can get the ordered tickets and say you come to get the tickets for Mr.....common Russian upper-class name. 4 Wait till the bus with Ferry arrives, explain the situation......you've lost your ticket for the show and your came especially to St Petersburg to see the show and to get the shades back you gave to him at Castle Howard. 5 Ask Johnny Reece a video of the Brusselsshow, (don't pay). Go to one of the bandmembers and say that he/she can get the tape for a ticket. I'm sure that one works. 6 Put on your white Jacket and leathertrousers simply walk in, singing J'oB brilliant version of Carickfergus...Btw missed the couplet "and I re-release, till I have a new one" etc.... 7 Find out the hotel they stay, call the office and ask for Julia Enthoven or someone else from the Ferry management. Explain the Typical Russian problems to get an Avalonian presscard etc... 8 Come in a wheelchair and ask for the ordered ticket, obvious they don't have it. Say that they made a mistake. Because you don't use one of the seats (when it's a full house )they will let you in. (Hopefully) 9 more....? ___________________________________________________________________________ Come to Las Vegas and hear the indestructible tagline sing selections from "The Jazz Singer" ! To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 7 Sep 2000 23:33:42 +0200 From: "Ferdinand Biesheuvel" Subject: Re: [AVALON] How to see a show without paying? I`m sorry Han but there is a copyright on number 1 and two, did that in 1980 Bryan Ferdinand - ----- Original Message ----- From: Han Snijders en Willy v/d Geest To: Sent: Thursday, September 07, 2000 10:25 PM Subject: [AVALON] How to see a show without paying? > Alex, > You really have to go to the concert. But why pay? O.k. if you can afford it > it's the best solution. But if you can't pay use your creativity. > > There are lots of possibilities: > 1 come early, help the roadies, ask for a ticket. If you don't get one > listen to the soundcheck. > 2 come early sneak into the place go to the toilet and leave it when you > hear a harp > 3 go to the place where you can get the ordered tickets and say you come to > get the tickets for Mr.....common Russian upper-class name. > 4 Wait till the bus with Ferry arrives, explain the situation......you've > lost your ticket for the show and your came especially to St Petersburg to > see the show and to get the shades back you gave to him at Castle Howard. > 5 Ask Johnny Reece a video of the Brusselsshow, (don't pay). Go to one of > the bandmembers and say that he/she can get the tape for a ticket. I'm > sure that one works. > 6 Put on your white Jacket and leathertrousers simply walk in, singing > J'oB brilliant version of Carickfergus...Btw missed the couplet "and I > re-release, till I have a new one" etc.... > 7 Find out the hotel they stay, call the office and ask for Julia Enthoven > or someone else from the Ferry management. Explain the Typical Russian > problems to > get an Avalonian presscard etc... > 8 Come in a wheelchair and ask for the ordered ticket, obvious they don't > have it. Say that they made a mistake. Because you don't use one of the > seats (when it's a full house )they will let you in. (Hopefully) > > 9 more....? > > > > > > > ___________________________________________________________________________ > Come to Las Vegas and hear the indestructible tagline sing > selections from "The Jazz Singer" ! > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > unsubscribe avalon > > ___________________________________________________________________________ Come to Las Vegas and hear the indestructible tagline sing selections from "The Jazz Singer" ! To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 7 Sep 2000 23:32:56 EDT From: AMeyersLD@aol.com Subject: Re: [AVALON] Diplomatic core in St Petersburg In a message dated 9/7/00 10:42:18 AM, Jocelyn.Fiske@greyeu.com writes: << Ferry started as the son of a farmer in quite humble origins (so therefore working class) and now has married in to the landed gentry of the upper classes. So what does that make him >> I dunno...middle class? Andrew in Chicago ___________________________________________________________________________ Come to Las Vegas and hear the indestructible tagline sing selections from "The Jazz Singer" ! To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 7 Sep 2000 23:43:49 EDT From: AMeyersLD@aol.com Subject: Re: [AVALON] How to see a show without paying? In a message dated 9/7/00 5:01:24 PM, snijders.geest@hetnet.nl writes: << Alex, You really have to go to the concert. But why pay? O.k. if you can afford it it's the best solution. But if you can't pay use your creativity. >> When I was much younger, I would go to shows in cities I didn't live in, show up very drunk, and INSIST I was on the guest list. Worked more often than not. But at 37 the mere thought of behaving that way embarrasses me... Andrew in Chicago. ___________________________________________________________________________ Come to Las Vegas and hear the indestructible tagline sing selections from "The Jazz Singer" ! To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ End of avalon-digest V5 #329 **************************** ======================================================================== For further info, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: info avalon-digest