From: owner-avalon-digest@smoe.org (avalon-digest) To: avalon-digest@smoe.org Subject: avalon-digest V4 #424 Reply-To: avalon@smoe.org Sender: owner-avalon-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-avalon-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk avalon-digest Tuesday, December 21 1999 Volume 04 : Number 424 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: [AVALON] PARIS - kiki ["Velvetgurl" ] Re: [AVALON] PARIS - kiki ["Velvetgurl" ] Re: [AVALON] PARIS - kiki ["Velvetgurl" ] Re: [AVALON] PARIS - kiki ["Velvetgurl" ] RE: [AVALON] PARIS - February [andrew.langley@bt.com] Re: [AVALON] PARIS - February [William Sommers ] Re: [AVALON] Re:Typos ["Martin Wilkinson" ] Re: [AVALON] MOnkee SOng for Betsi ["Chris Sigetti" ] Re: [AVALON] PARIS - kiki ["Will Frechette" ] [AVALON] Monkee ["Chris Sigetti" ] Re: [AVALON] PARIS - kiki ["Velvetgurl" ] [AVALON] Glue [Kicki Gustafsson ] RE: [AVALON] Re:Typos ["Ujvary, Richard A." ] Re: [AVALON] Monkee [jspellma ] Re: [AVALON] Monkee ["Velvetgurl" ] Re: [AVALON] Monkee [jspellma ] Re: [AVALON] Monkee ["Velvetgurl" ] To leave the list, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon-digest ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue, 21 Dec 1999 14:30:04 -0800 From: "Velvetgurl" Subject: Re: [AVALON] PARIS - kiki I was just trying to help- at least monkee boy understands!!! Bryan Ferry can't help it! - ----- Original Message ----- From: Turner, Chris (cturner) To: Sent: Tuesday, December 21, 1999 11:05 AM Subject: RE: [AVALON] PARIS - kiki > Velvetgurl, > > There is no place for you here, or indeed in any normal society. Please > uns*bscribe from this group at your earliest convenience. > > > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: Velvetgurl [SMTP:Velvetgurl@peta.net] > > Sent: Tuesday, December 21, 1999 9:52 PM > > To: avalon@smoe.org > > Subject: Re: [AVALON] PARIS - kiki > > > > I have this awful problem which has lead me to implement the use of > > feminine > > hygiene products on my one male personage. > > > > The problem, I'm afraid, is "Ass Cheese". > > > > Allow me to explain. Regardless of my variations in diet, my rectum > > perpetually exudes a warm wetness, which, against the grueling summer > > conditions, and the fact that my job entails a great deal of legwork across > > Manhattan, incubates into a putrescent, fetid, irritating cheese-like > > viscosity which extends from my rectum to the base of my testicles, and > > then > > some. Not only has this condition lead to dermal conditions, but to say > > that > > my lavaneous thermodynamia emits a foul odor is an understatement. Folks, > > it > > downright stinks. > > > > My doctor is without a clue. > > > > As necessity is the Mother of invention, I devised a utensil I call "The > > Cheezskweege" that would temporarily alleviate the problem during the day. > > As I am involved in the medical supply industry, I took the plunger of a > > large syringe, then fastened a string where the rubber end is normally > > attached. I lodged the depressor end of the plunger at the base of my > > testicles. The string would extend along my back under my clothes, over my > > shoulder, then out from a button hole, to be inconspicuously hidden under > > my > > necktie. > > > > When my rectal brew is most active I would pull the string. The instrument > > would make its way through my large hemispheres of flesh "squweegeeing" out > > the molten mess. This has its disadvantages: 1. The instrument would need > > to > > be reset; 2. A concentrated mess at the base of be spine; 3. All the odor. > > > > I then resorted to tampons for their absorbent and deodorant qualities. > > > > My questions are: > > > > For how long can one tampon be used? > > > > Is there any danger?- as this may constitute misuse of the tampon > > > > Is there any risk of toxic shock syndrome from this use. > > > > Thank you for your time. > > > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > From: Kicki Gustafsson > > To: > > Sent: Tuesday, December 21, 1999 8:58 AM > > Subject: RE: [AVALON] PARIS - February > > > > > > > >Brilliant. > > > > > > > >If anyone deserves a concert its you Kicki, after all the hard work > > you've > > > >put in. Pity its not in your back garden though! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Jocelyn. > > > > > > Thank you dah-ling, much too kind! ;-) > > > > > > BTW, I actually dreamed about Bryan the other night - I guess the list, > > the > > > site, the man (and of course Martini) must be going to my head. > > > In the dream, I sort of met Bryan backstage, but it could also have been > > > here at the office - not sure. He was much shorter than in real life, > > > looked younger and was also much, much thinner. The same type of body as > > > Robert Carlyle (The Full Monty, Trainspotting). > > > In the dream, I introduced Bryan to my mother (!) saying "Here's someone > > > who has had to learn everything about you...". Ferry then kissed and > > hugged > > > my mtohrer and was almost moved to tears. > > > > > > Is this freudian?? > > > > > > /Kicki G > > > > > > ------------------------ > > > Kicki Gustafsson, Östersunds-Posten 063-16 16 51 > > > http://www.op.se > > > http://www.torget.se/users/k/KickiG (privat hemsida) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -------------------- > > > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > > > unsubscribe avalon > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -------------------- > > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > > unsubscribe avalon > > > > > -------------------- > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > unsubscribe avalon > - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Dec 1999 14:31:05 -0800 From: "Velvetgurl" Subject: Re: [AVALON] PARIS - kiki next time you do that I am going to do the sme but worse- is till have the e-mails that you sent to peyton and she to you- so cut it out- monkee boy understands! - ----- Original Message ----- From: Eric Gregory To: Sent: Tuesday, December 21, 1999 11:09 AM Subject: RE: [AVALON] PARIS - kiki > i replied to the list. > > ______________________________________________ > Eric S. Gregory > IVR Assistant > egregory@standard.com > (503) 321-8503 > ____________________________________________ > > > -----Original Message----- > From: Velvetgurl [mailto:Velvetgurl@peta.net] > Sent: Tuesday, December 21, 1999 2:08 PM > To: avalon@smoe.org > Subject: Re: [AVALON] PARIS - kiki > > > no!!! what did you do!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > ----- Original Message ----- > From: Eric Gregory > To: > Sent: Tuesday, December 21, 1999 10:55 AM > Subject: RE: [AVALON] PARIS - kiki > > > > did you join the list? > > > > ______________________________________________ > > Eric S. Gregory > > IVR Assistant > > egregory@standard.com > > (503) 321-8503 > > ____________________________________________ > > > > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: Velvetgurl [mailto:Velvetgurl@peta.net] > > Sent: Tuesday, December 21, 1999 1:52 PM > > To: avalon@smoe.org > > Subject: Re: [AVALON] PARIS - kiki > > > > > > I have this awful problem which has lead me to implement the use of > feminine > > hygiene products on my one male personage. > > > > The problem, I'm afraid, is "Ass Cheese". > > > > Allow me to explain. Regardless of my variations in diet, my rectum > > perpetually exudes a warm wetness, which, against the grueling summer > > conditions, and the fact that my job entails a great deal of legwork > across > > Manhattan, incubates into a putrescent, fetid, irritating cheese-like > > viscosity which extends from my rectum to the base of my testicles, and > then > > some. Not only has this condition lead to dermal conditions, but to say > that > > my lavaneous thermodynamia emits a foul odor is an understatement. Folks, > it > > downright stinks. > > > > My doctor is without a clue. > > > > As necessity is the Mother of invention, I devised a utensil I call "The > > Cheezskweege" that would temporarily alleviate the problem during the day. > > As I am involved in the medical supply industry, I took the plunger of a > > large syringe, then fastened a string where the rubber end is normally > > attached. I lodged the depressor end of the plunger at the base of my > > testicles. The string would extend along my back under my clothes, over my > > shoulder, then out from a button hole, to be inconspicuously hidden under > my > > necktie. > > > > When my rectal brew is most active I would pull the string. The instrument > > would make its way through my large hemispheres of flesh "squweegeeing" > out > > the molten mess. This has its disadvantages: 1. The instrument would need > to > > be reset; 2. A concentrated mess at the base of be spine; 3. All the odor. > > > > I then resorted to tampons for their absorbent and deodorant qualities. > > > > My questions are: > > > > For how long can one tampon be used? > > > > Is there any danger?- as this may constitute misuse of the tampon > > > > Is there any risk of toxic shock syndrome from this use. > > > > Thank you for your time. > > > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > From: Kicki Gustafsson > > To: > > Sent: Tuesday, December 21, 1999 8:58 AM > > Subject: RE: [AVALON] PARIS - February > > > > > > > >Brilliant. > > > > > > > >If anyone deserves a concert its you Kicki, after all the hard work > > you've > > > >put in. Pity its not in your back garden though! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Jocelyn. > > > > > > Thank you dah-ling, much too kind! ;-) > > > > > > BTW, I actually dreamed about Bryan the other night - I guess the list, > > the > > > site, the man (and of course Martini) must be going to my head. > > > In the dream, I sort of met Bryan backstage, but it could also have been > > > here at the office - not sure. He was much shorter than in real life, > > > looked younger and was also much, much thinner. The same type of body as > > > Robert Carlyle (The Full Monty, Trainspotting). > > > In the dream, I introduced Bryan to my mother (!) saying "Here's someone > > > who has had to learn everything about you...". Ferry then kissed and > > hugged > > > my mtohrer and was almost moved to tears. > > > > > > Is this freudian?? > > > > > > /Kicki G > > > > > > ------------------------ > > > Kicki Gustafsson, Östersunds-Posten 063-16 16 51 > > > http://www.op.se > > > http://www.torget.se/users/k/KickiG (privat hemsida) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -------------------- > > > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > > > unsubscribe avalon > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -------------------- > > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > > unsubscribe avalon > > > > > > > > > > -------------------- > > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > > unsubscribe avalon > > > > > > > > -------------------- > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > unsubscribe avalon > > > > > -------------------- > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > unsubscribe avalon > - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Dec 1999 14:36:19 -0800 From: "Velvetgurl" Subject: Re: [AVALON] PARIS - kiki you will be blocked from my e-mail - ----- Original Message ----- From: Velvetgurl To: Sent: Tuesday, December 21, 1999 2:28 PM Subject: Re: [AVALON] PARIS - kiki > yes it's me- what did you reply? > ----- Original Message ----- > From: Eric Gregory > To: > Sent: Tuesday, December 21, 1999 11:09 AM > Subject: RE: [AVALON] PARIS - kiki > > > > i replied to the list. > > > > ______________________________________________ > > Eric S. Gregory > > IVR Assistant > > egregory@standard.com > > (503) 321-8503 > > ____________________________________________ > > > > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: Velvetgurl [mailto:Velvetgurl@peta.net] > > Sent: Tuesday, December 21, 1999 2:08 PM > > To: avalon@smoe.org > > Subject: Re: [AVALON] PARIS - kiki > > > > > > no!!! what did you do!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > > ----- Original Message ----- > > From: Eric Gregory > > To: > > Sent: Tuesday, December 21, 1999 10:55 AM > > Subject: RE: [AVALON] PARIS - kiki > > > > > > > did you join the list? > > > > > > ______________________________________________ > > > Eric S. Gregory > > > IVR Assistant > > > egregory@standard.com > > > (503) 321-8503 > > > ____________________________________________ > > > > > > > > > -----Original Message----- > > > From: Velvetgurl [mailto:Velvetgurl@peta.net] > > > Sent: Tuesday, December 21, 1999 1:52 PM > > > To: avalon@smoe.org > > > Subject: Re: [AVALON] PARIS - kiki > > > > > > > > > I have this awful problem which has lead me to implement the use of > > feminine > > > hygiene products on my one male personage. > > > > > > The problem, I'm afraid, is "Ass Cheese". > > > > > > Allow me to explain. Regardless of my variations in diet, my rectum > > > perpetually exudes a warm wetness, which, against the grueling summer > > > conditions, and the fact that my job entails a great deal of legwork > > across > > > Manhattan, incubates into a putrescent, fetid, irritating cheese-like > > > viscosity which extends from my rectum to the base of my testicles, and > > then > > > some. Not only has this condition lead to dermal conditions, but to say > > that > > > my lavaneous thermodynamia emits a foul odor is an understatement. > Folks, > > it > > > downright stinks. > > > > > > My doctor is without a clue. > > > > > > As necessity is the Mother of invention, I devised a utensil I call "The > > > Cheezskweege" that would temporarily alleviate the problem during the > day. > > > As I am involved in the medical supply industry, I took the plunger of a > > > large syringe, then fastened a string where the rubber end is normally > > > attached. I lodged the depressor end of the plunger at the base of my > > > testicles. The string would extend along my back under my clothes, over > my > > > shoulder, then out from a button hole, to be inconspicuously hidden > under > > my > > > necktie. > > > > > > When my rectal brew is most active I would pull the string. The > instrument > > > would make its way through my large hemispheres of flesh "squweegeeing" > > out > > > the molten mess. This has its disadvantages: 1. The instrument would > need > > to > > > be reset; 2. A concentrated mess at the base of be spine; 3. All the > odor. > > > > > > I then resorted to tampons for their absorbent and deodorant qualities. > > > > > > My questions are: > > > > > > For how long can one tampon be used? > > > > > > Is there any danger?- as this may constitute misuse of the tampon > > > > > > Is there any risk of toxic shock syndrome from this use. > > > > > > Thank you for your time. > > > > > > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > > From: Kicki Gustafsson > > > To: > > > Sent: Tuesday, December 21, 1999 8:58 AM > > > Subject: RE: [AVALON] PARIS - February > > > > > > > > > > >Brilliant. > > > > > > > > > >If anyone deserves a concert its you Kicki, after all the hard work > > > you've > > > > >put in. Pity its not in your back garden though! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Jocelyn. > > > > > > > > Thank you dah-ling, much too kind! ;-) > > > > > > > > BTW, I actually dreamed about Bryan the other night - I guess the > list, > > > the > > > > site, the man (and of course Martini) must be going to my head. > > > > In the dream, I sort of met Bryan backstage, but it could also have > been > > > > here at the office - not sure. He was much shorter than in real life, > > > > looked younger and was also much, much thinner. The same type of body > as > > > > Robert Carlyle (The Full Monty, Trainspotting). > > > > In the dream, I introduced Bryan to my mother (!) saying "Here's > someone > > > > who has had to learn everything about you...". Ferry then kissed and > > > hugged > > > > my mtohrer and was almost moved to tears. > > > > > > > > Is this freudian?? > > > > > > > > /Kicki G > > > > > > > > ------------------------ > > > > Kicki Gustafsson, Östersunds-Posten 063-16 16 51 > > > > http://www.op.se > > > > http://www.torget.se/users/k/KickiG (privat hemsida) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -------------------- > > > > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > > > > unsubscribe avalon > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -------------------- > > > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > > > unsubscribe avalon > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -------------------- > > > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > > > unsubscribe avalon > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -------------------- > > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > > unsubscribe avalon > > > > > > > > > > -------------------- > > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > > unsubscribe avalon > > > > > > > > -------------------- > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > unsubscribe avalon > - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Dec 1999 14:39:13 -0800 From: "Velvetgurl" Subject: Re: [AVALON] PARIS - kiki > really, thats cool!! I wish it were snowing here, Eric and I are baking > cookies tonight so some snow would totally complete the Norman Rock-Hell... - ----- Original Message ----- From: Velvetgurl To: Sent: Tuesday, December 21, 1999 2:30 PM Subject: Re: [AVALON] PARIS - kiki > I was just trying to help- at least monkee boy understands!!! Bryan Ferry > can't help it! > ----- Original Message ----- > From: Turner, Chris (cturner) > To: > Sent: Tuesday, December 21, 1999 11:05 AM > Subject: RE: [AVALON] PARIS - kiki > > > > Velvetgurl, > > > > There is no place for you here, or indeed in any normal society. Please > > uns*bscribe from this group at your earliest convenience. > > > > > > > > > -----Original Message----- > > > From: Velvetgurl [SMTP:Velvetgurl@peta.net] > > > Sent: Tuesday, December 21, 1999 9:52 PM > > > To: avalon@smoe.org > > > Subject: Re: [AVALON] PARIS - kiki > > > > > > I have this awful problem which has lead me to implement the use of > > > feminine > > > hygiene products on my one male personage. > > > > > > The problem, I'm afraid, is "Ass Cheese". > > > > > > Allow me to explain. Regardless of my variations in diet, my rectum > > > perpetually exudes a warm wetness, which, against the grueling summer > > > conditions, and the fact that my job entails a great deal of legwork > across > > > Manhattan, incubates into a putrescent, fetid, irritating cheese-like > > > viscosity which extends from my rectum to the base of my testicles, and > > > then > > > some. Not only has this condition lead to dermal conditions, but to say > > > that > > > my lavaneous thermodynamia emits a foul odor is an understatement. > Folks, > > > it > > > downright stinks. > > > > > > My doctor is without a clue. > > > > > > As necessity is the Mother of invention, I devised a utensil I call "The > > > Cheezskweege" that would temporarily alleviate the problem during the > day. > > > As I am involved in the medical supply industry, I took the plunger of a > > > large syringe, then fastened a string where the rubber end is normally > > > attached. I lodged the depressor end of the plunger at the base of my > > > testicles. The string would extend along my back under my clothes, over > my > > > shoulder, then out from a button hole, to be inconspicuously hidden > under > > > my > > > necktie. > > > > > > When my rectal brew is most active I would pull the string. The > instrument > > > would make its way through my large hemispheres of flesh "squweegeeing" > out > > > the molten mess. This has its disadvantages: 1. The instrument would > need > > > to > > > be reset; 2. A concentrated mess at the base of be spine; 3. All the > odor. > > > > > > I then resorted to tampons for their absorbent and deodorant qualities. > > > > > > My questions are: > > > > > > For how long can one tampon be used? > > > > > > Is there any danger?- as this may constitute misuse of the tampon > > > > > > Is there any risk of toxic shock syndrome from this use. > > > > > > Thank you for your time. > > > > > > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > > From: Kicki Gustafsson > > > To: > > > Sent: Tuesday, December 21, 1999 8:58 AM > > > Subject: RE: [AVALON] PARIS - February > > > > > > > > > > >Brilliant. > > > > > > > > > >If anyone deserves a concert its you Kicki, after all the hard work > > > you've > > > > >put in. Pity its not in your back garden though! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Jocelyn. > > > > > > > > Thank you dah-ling, much too kind! ;-) > > > > > > > > BTW, I actually dreamed about Bryan the other night - I guess the > list, > > > the > > > > site, the man (and of course Martini) must be going to my head. > > > > In the dream, I sort of met Bryan backstage, but it could also have > been > > > > here at the office - not sure. He was much shorter than in real life, > > > > looked younger and was also much, much thinner. The same type of body > as > > > > Robert Carlyle (The Full Monty, Trainspotting). > > > > In the dream, I introduced Bryan to my mother (!) saying "Here's > someone > > > > who has had to learn everything about you...". Ferry then kissed and > > > hugged > > > > my mtohrer and was almost moved to tears. > > > > > > > > Is this freudian?? > > > > > > > > /Kicki G > > > > > > > > ------------------------ > > > > Kicki Gustafsson, Östersunds-Posten 063-16 16 51 > > > > http://www.op.se > > > > http://www.torget.se/users/k/KickiG (privat hemsida) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -------------------- > > > > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > > > > unsubscribe avalon > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -------------------- > > > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > > > unsubscribe avalon > > > > > > > > > > -------------------- > > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > > unsubscribe avalon > > > > > > > > -------------------- > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > unsubscribe avalon > - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Dec 1999 19:40:36 -0000 From: andrew.langley@bt.com Subject: RE: [AVALON] PARIS - February Robert, I don't think anything is confirmed, just rumour - I know nothing ! - sorry Regards Andy > -----Original Message----- > From: Robert Whiteford [SMTP:robert@rwhiteford.freeserve.co.uk] > Sent: Tuesday, December 21, 1999 7:23 PM > To: avalon > Subject: Re: [AVALON] PARIS - February > > Johnny Reece/Andrew Langley/ANYBODY ! > > Is a PARIS date confirmed ? And how do you get tickets ? > > I live 20 minutes from Ashford , Kent so the Eurostar couldn't be easier. > I'm tempted to go with my wife as the RFH was so good. > > Please help..... > > Merry Christmas > > Rob > > > -------------------- > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > unsubscribe avalon > > > > > > > -------------------- > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > unsubscribe avalon - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Dec 1999 11:46:49 -0800 From: William Sommers Subject: Re: [AVALON] PARIS - February At 07:22 PM 12/21/99 +0000, Robert Whiteford wrote: > Johnny Reece/Andrew Langley/ANYBODY ! > > Is a PARIS date confirmed ? And how do you get tickets ? And is there a master listing of dates AT ALL? This venue-by-venue stuff here on the list, though certainly appreciated, is only marginally better than when it come to attempting to make plans from some 5500+ miles away. It seems sad commentary that one can use this medium buy "direct" from Ferry, even view post-Roxy pics of TGPT on land sea and air, yet not find one friggin' official mention of announced shows. -wfs (who's just a bit frustrated at the moment) - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Dec 1999 19:45:05 -0000 From: "Martin Wilkinson" Subject: Re: [AVALON] Re:Typos Check out: http://www.kissthisguy.com - -----Original Message----- From: Noam Bronstein To: avalon@smoe.org Date: 20 December 1999 15:36 Subject: Re: [AVALON] Re:Typos >I hear all kinds of stuff in Ferry's lyrics. Maybe we each hear what >we want to hear. > >There was a humourous book written about this topic, I believe it's >called "'Scuze me, while I kiss this guy." > >cheers, >Noam > >ps I always heard Peter Gabriel sing: >'...Gays without frontiers war with our fears' > > >--- "Ujvary, Richard A." wrote: >> All of these "typos" tend to remind me of words in Ferry lyrics that >> I keep >> hearing but really aren't there. >> In "Take A Chance With Me", Ferry sings: >> >> "I was blind, can't you see >> Through the long lonely nights >> Heaven knows I believe....... >> Won't you take a chance with me" >> >> Until I saw the actual lyrics, I always hear and (still do) >> Heaven knows, I "bleed" ...... >> >> Like ELO, I can't get it out of my head. >> Rich(USA) >> >> >> >> >> >> >> -------------------- >> To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: >> unsubscribe avalon >> > > >===== > > >__________________________________________________ >Do You Yahoo!? >Thousands of Stores. Millions of Products. All in one place. >Yahoo! Shopping: http://shopping.yahoo.com > > > > >-------------------- >To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: >unsubscribe avalon > - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Dec 1999 11:49:08 PST From: "Chris Sigetti" Subject: Re: [AVALON] MOnkee SOng for Betsi THAT'S IT get your hands off the keyboard you damn dirty apes!! >I very sHY, so I write song For Betsi.##Peeple complan about My Typing, so >I >had my Fren PoochieBoy type it. >Pleazze like my song. >NO MORes posts til 2000000. be Gud on Holidayzzzzz MONKEE LOVE YOUUUU### > > >Moncquifesto > >I am for a circus around the corner >That takes you for a ride >Clowns in Big shoes, Ele-Phants >And no one dies. >I am for paintings done by numbers, stay in between the lines >Stack 'em up, sell at the mall >Keep all the dough. >I am into hugging and bursting into occupied Port-o-Potties >Shake the furry hand, upset my glands >Mud pies for all. >Nothing for the monkee who wants to swing low. There's one in every zoo. >A crazy guy, he'd rather die >Than sit in his own poo. >I am for the monkee who drives the Little Rascal. To scooter you 'till the >grave. >His whoopee cushion blurts >A million miles away. >I am for the Evolution Revolution's coming >I don't know where Lancelot's been >For those who dare because it's there I know I've seen repeats (on cable). >Now and then I've suffered bad reception. I've studied my own paws >And John O'Brien's incontinent kilt so pale and worn >By many beers. >I am Martin investment banker >Pip pip without a cause >Roots strain against his brain >provoking a video compilation >But hair I doubt. On avalon >Question what you read. >And when you find a banana >Bring it home to me > >by MonkEE Aged Too ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Dec 1999 15:03:25 -0800 From: "Velvetgurl" Subject: Re: [AVALON] MOnkee SOng for Betsi First of all he is not dirty! The home hoses him down once a week- and he isn't an ape! He is a monkey! They split from apes into Old World and New Word Monkeeees. I don't know what kind he is- he is shy and won't tell - ----- Original Message ----- From: Chris Sigetti To: Sent: Tuesday, December 21, 1999 11:49 AM Subject: Re: [AVALON] MOnkee SOng for Betsi > > > THAT'S IT get your hands off the keyboard you damn dirty apes!! > > > >I very sHY, so I write song For Betsi.##Peeple complan about My Typing, so > >I > >had my Fren PoochieBoy type it. > >Pleazze like my song. > >NO MORes posts til 2000000. be Gud on Holidayzzzzz MONKEE LOVE YOUUUU### > > > > > >Moncquifesto > > > >I am for a circus around the corner > >That takes you for a ride > >Clowns in Big shoes, Ele-Phants > >And no one dies. > >I am for paintings done by numbers, stay in between the lines > >Stack 'em up, sell at the mall > >Keep all the dough. > >I am into hugging and bursting into occupied Port-o-Potties > >Shake the furry hand, upset my glands > >Mud pies for all. > >Nothing for the monkee who wants to swing low. There's one in every zoo. > >A crazy guy, he'd rather die > >Than sit in his own poo. > >I am for the monkee who drives the Little Rascal. To scooter you 'till the > >grave. > >His whoopee cushion blurts > >A million miles away. > >I am for the Evolution Revolution's coming > >I don't know where Lancelot's been > >For those who dare because it's there I know I've seen repeats (on cable). > >Now and then I've suffered bad reception. I've studied my own paws > >And John O'Brien's incontinent kilt so pale and worn > >By many beers. > >I am Martin investment banker > >Pip pip without a cause > >Roots strain against his brain > >provoking a video compilation > >But hair I doubt. On avalon > >Question what you read. > >And when you find a banana > >Bring it home to me > > > >by MonkEE Aged Too > > ______________________________________________________ > Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com > > > > > > -------------------- > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > unsubscribe avalon > - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Dec 1999 14:07:18 -0600 From: "Will Frechette" Subject: Re: [AVALON] PARIS - kiki I, personally, am considering this an honor...does lend a new meaning to the term Cheese Head though. Will - ----- Original Message ----- From: Velvetgurl > you will be blocked from my e-mail - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Dec 1999 12:14:02 PST From: "Chris Sigetti" Subject: [AVALON] Monkee Ok, my money's down on MonquiBoy being Peter Tork of The Monkees. Chris (an avid Monkee fan) P.S. If anyone brings up a "They didn't play their own instruments" crack, I'll gladly mail the songs that they did write and perform on their own ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Dec 1999 15:17:50 -0800 From: "Velvetgurl" Subject: Re: [AVALON] PARIS - kiki not you will. someone else. i love u! - ----- Original Message ----- From: Will Frechette To: Sent: Tuesday, December 21, 1999 12:07 PM Subject: Re: [AVALON] PARIS - kiki > I, personally, am considering this an honor...does lend a new meaning to > the term Cheese Head though. > > Will > ----- Original Message ----- > From: Velvetgurl > > > > > you will be blocked from my e-mail > > > > > > > -------------------- > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > unsubscribe avalon > - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Dec 1999 21:22:11 +0100 From: Kicki Gustafsson Subject: [AVALON] Glue > I, personally, am considering this an honor...does lend a new meaning to >the term Cheese Head though. > > Will >----- Original Message ----- >From: Velvetgurl > > > >> you will be blocked from my e-mail Someone has been playing with the glue again... K - ------------------------ Kicki Gustafsson, Östersunds-Posten 063-16 16 51 http://www.op.se http://www.torget.se/users/k/KickiG (privat hemsida) - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Dec 1999 15:20:46 -0500 From: "Ujvary, Richard A." Subject: RE: [AVALON] Re:Typos Some real howlers in there for those "mondegreens", that's what they seem to call the affliction..... Rich - -----Original Message----- From: Martin Wilkinson [mailto:Martin.Wilkinson@tesco.net] Sent: Tuesday, December 21, 1999 2:45 PM To: avalon@smoe.org Subject: Re: [AVALON] Re:Typos Check out: http://www.kissthisguy.com - -----Original Message----- From: Noam Bronstein To: avalon@smoe.org Date: 20 December 1999 15:36 Subject: Re: [AVALON] Re:Typos >I hear all kinds of stuff in Ferry's lyrics. Maybe we each hear what >we want to hear. > >There was a humourous book written about this topic, I believe it's >called "'Scuze me, while I kiss this guy." > >cheers, >Noam > >ps I always heard Peter Gabriel sing: >'...Gays without frontiers war with our fears' > > >--- "Ujvary, Richard A." wrote: >> All of these "typos" tend to remind me of words in Ferry lyrics that >> I keep >> hearing but really aren't there. >> In "Take A Chance With Me", Ferry sings: >> >> "I was blind, can't you see >> Through the long lonely nights >> Heaven knows I believe....... >> Won't you take a chance with me" >> >> Until I saw the actual lyrics, I always hear and (still do) >> Heaven knows, I "bleed" ...... >> >> Like ELO, I can't get it out of my head. >> Rich(USA) >> >> >> >> >> >> >> -------------------- >> To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: >> unsubscribe avalon >> > > >===== > > >__________________________________________________ >Do You Yahoo!? >Thousands of Stores. Millions of Products. All in one place. >Yahoo! Shopping: http://shopping.yahoo.com > > > > >-------------------- >To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: >unsubscribe avalon > - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Dec 1999 15:28:30 -0500 From: jspellma Subject: Re: [AVALON] Monkee They did play but not on the hits. As players and writers, they sucked. Peter Tork was the most moronic and useless, a frigin prop. To compare him to MB is an insult. They had 2 lead singers, and the cute one wasn't even the better singer. None of them could do squat with their instruments. I liked some of their tunes but they were written by pro songwriters and it was the session players made them happen. Jim Chris Sigetti wrote: > Ok, my money's down on MonquiBoy being Peter Tork of The Monkees. > > Chris (an avid Monkee fan) > > P.S. If anyone brings up a "They didn't play their own instruments" crack, > I'll gladly mail the songs that they did write and perform on their own > ______________________________________________________ > Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com > > -------------------- > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > unsubscribe avalon - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Dec 1999 15:39:15 -0800 From: "Velvetgurl" Subject: Re: [AVALON] Monkee Mike Nesmith was a musician and did now how to write, play and sing and his mother invented white-out. The cute one's name is Davey Jones- same as David Bowie- AND THERE IS NO COMPARISON TO MONKEE BOY! - ----- Original Message ----- From: jspellma To: Sent: Tuesday, December 21, 1999 12:28 PM Subject: Re: [AVALON] Monkee > They did play but not on the hits. As players and writers, they sucked. > Peter Tork was the most moronic and useless, a frigin prop. > To compare him to MB is an insult. They had 2 lead singers, and > the cute one wasn't even the better singer. None of them could do > squat with their instruments. I liked some of their tunes but they were > written by pro songwriters and it was the session players made them happen. > > Jim > > Chris Sigetti wrote: > > > Ok, my money's down on MonquiBoy being Peter Tork of The Monkees. > > > > Chris (an avid Monkee fan) > > > > P.S. If anyone brings up a "They didn't play their own instruments" crack, > > I'll gladly mail the songs that they did write and perform on their own > > ______________________________________________________ > > Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com > > > > -------------------- > > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > > unsubscribe avalon > > > > > > > > -------------------- > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > unsubscribe avalon > - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Dec 1999 15:48:08 -0500 From: jspellma Subject: Re: [AVALON] Monkee Then why didn't he play on the hits? He did write Mary, Mary, WOW! He could sing? I have a greatest hits of theirs, and he sings one tune. it's the worst piece of crap I ever heard. "Hey, hey, mercy woman, plays the song but no one listens, I can't help it I'm falling again" "Now listen to the band!" I play this for friends who roll w/ laughter. If the Beatles were sacred cows, what were these guys? Jim Good MonKEE ToK Velvetgurl wrote: > Mike Nesmith was a musician and did now how to write, play and sing and his > mother invented white-out. The cute one's name is Davey Jones- same as > David Bowie- AND THERE IS NO COMPARISON TO MONKEE BOY! > ----- Original Message ----- > From: jspellma > To: > Sent: Tuesday, December 21, 1999 12:28 PM > Subject: Re: [AVALON] Monkee > > > They did play but not on the hits. As players and writers, they sucked. > > Peter Tork was the most moronic and useless, a frigin prop. > > To compare him to MB is an insult. They had 2 lead singers, and > > the cute one wasn't even the better singer. None of them could do > > squat with their instruments. I liked some of their tunes but they were > > written by pro songwriters and it was the session players made them > happen. > > > > Jim > > > > Chris Sigetti wrote: > > > > > Ok, my money's down on MonquiBoy being Peter Tork of The Monkees. > > > > > > Chris (an avid Monkee fan) > > > > > > P.S. If anyone brings up a "They didn't play their own instruments" > crack, > > > I'll gladly mail the songs that they did write and perform on their own > > > ______________________________________________________ > > > Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com > > > > > > -------------------- > > > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > > > unsubscribe avalon > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -------------------- > > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > > unsubscribe avalon > > > > -------------------- > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > unsubscribe avalon - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Dec 1999 16:04:16 -0800 From: "Velvetgurl" Subject: Re: [AVALON] Monkee well first of all I doubt anyone is comparing them to the Beatles- to begin with Mike Nesmith was an accomplished musician before the Monkees and after the Monkees. His mother invented Liquid Paper- he was the one who INVENTED MTV! He also went on to produce Repo Man and Tape Heads and started his own record label just to name a few things.... - ----- Original Message ----- From: jspellma To: Sent: Tuesday, December 21, 1999 12:48 PM Subject: Re: [AVALON] Monkee > Then why didn't he play on the hits? He did write Mary, Mary, WOW! > He could sing? I have a greatest hits of theirs, and he sings one tune. > it's the worst piece of crap I ever heard. "Hey, hey, mercy woman, > plays the song but no one listens, I can't help it I'm falling again" > "Now listen to the band!" I play this for friends who roll w/ laughter. > If the Beatles were sacred cows, what were these guys? > > Jim > > Good MonKEE ToK > > Velvetgurl wrote: > > > Mike Nesmith was a musician and did now how to write, play and sing and his > > mother invented white-out. The cute one's name is Davey Jones- same as > > David Bowie- AND THERE IS NO COMPARISON TO MONKEE BOY! > > ----- Original Message ----- > > From: jspellma > > To: > > Sent: Tuesday, December 21, 1999 12:28 PM > > Subject: Re: [AVALON] Monkee > > > > > They did play but not on the hits. As players and writers, they sucked. > > > Peter Tork was the most moronic and useless, a frigin prop. > > > To compare him to MB is an insult. They had 2 lead singers, and > > > the cute one wasn't even the better singer. None of them could do > > > squat with their instruments. I liked some of their tunes but they were > > > written by pro songwriters and it was the session players made them > > happen. > > > > > > Jim > > > > > > Chris Sigetti wrote: > > > > > > > Ok, my money's down on MonquiBoy being Peter Tork of The Monkees. > > > > > > > > Chris (an avid Monkee fan) > > > > > > > > P.S. If anyone brings up a "They didn't play their own instruments" > > crack, > > > > I'll gladly mail the songs that they did write and perform on their own > > > > ______________________________________________________ > > > > Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com > > > > > > > > -------------------- > > > > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > > > > unsubscribe avalon > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -------------------- > > > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > > > unsubscribe avalon > > > > > > > -------------------- > > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > > unsubscribe avalon > > > > > > > > -------------------- > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > unsubscribe avalon > - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ End of avalon-digest V4 #424 **************************** ======================================================================== For further info, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: info avalon-digest