From: owner-avalon-digest@smoe.org (avalon-digest) To: avalon-digest@smoe.org Subject: avalon-digest V4 #423 Reply-To: avalon@smoe.org Sender: owner-avalon-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-avalon-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk avalon-digest Tuesday, December 21 1999 Volume 04 : Number 423 Today's Subjects: ----------------- RE: [AVALON] PARIS - February [Jocelyn Fiske ] Re: [AVALON] the cd tree [Colleen Matan ] RE: [AVALON] Kenny Dalgliesh ["Ujvary, Richard A." ] RE: [AVALON] Bryan Ferry in Belgium [Jocelyn Fiske ] Re: [AVALON] B-sides Burning - the cd tree [Kicki Gustafsson ] Re: [AVALON] BF Gig Review - Glasgow [JFROXY@aol.com] Re: [AVALON] BF Gig Review - Glasgow [Noam Bronstein ] RE: [AVALON] PARIS - kiki [Eric Gregory ] Re: [AVALON] PARIS - kiki ["Velvetgurl" ] RE: [AVALON] PARIS - kiki ["Turner, Chris (cturner)" ] [AVALON] HeyyyYYYY [MonquiBoy@aol.com] Re: [AVALON] cheese [jspellma ] Re: [AVALON] PARIS - February ["Robert Whiteford" ] To leave the list, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon-digest ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue, 21 Dec 1999 16:05:00 -0000 From: Jocelyn Fiske Subject: RE: [AVALON] PARIS - February You posh bugger (don't nick the dressing gowns- they'll charge you!). And we can all take tea with a Salvador Dali lookalike and pretend we're back in 1974! Jocelyn - -----Original Message----- From: andrew.langley@bt.com [mailto:andrew.langley@bt.com] Sent: 21 December 1999 15:59 To: avalon@smoe.org Subject: [AVALON] PARIS - February If someone can guarantee top notch tickets, then count me in, we can meet on the Eurostar and I'm booking the George V hotel. Regards Andy Langley - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Dec 1999 11:24:25 -0500 (EST) From: Colleen Matan Subject: Re: [AVALON] the cd tree On Tue, 21 Dec 1999, Simon Galloway wrote: > Secondly, as far as I am aware the CD Tree concept is unique to the > Avalon list (it's certainly the only list I know does this) and is a > great way of sharing and distributing the unofficial recordings that > sometimes come in to our posession directly to the fans. ASSH, the > Boston Boot and Strictly Confidential do not contain any officially > released material. CD trees--or their earlier incarnation, tape trees--have been around for a long, long time. Avalon is actually late to the starting gate on this concept. I don't understand why people are treating Mark like a criminal for suggesting something like this. It happens quite often on other lists. Colleen - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Dec 1999 11:42:23 -0500 From: "Ujvary, Richard A." Subject: RE: [AVALON] Kenny Dalgliesh Yeah tough job managing a team now in the league. Just didn't have any success there. Seems Newc likes to run their mgrs who were great players out. That guy Gullit got the heave too. Rich(USA) - -----Original Message----- From: S.J.Batie@open.ac.uk [mailto:S.J.Batie@open.ac.uk] Sent: Tuesday, December 21, 1999 10:08 AM To: avalon@smoe.org Subject: RE: [AVALON] Kenny Dalgliesh but a crap manager (at least at newcastle where he exited in disgrace !) - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Dec 1999 17:39:43 +0100 From: "Andy Mol" Subject: RE: [AVALON] Bryan Ferry in Belgium Sorry for the mix-up of numbers. Guess I was too excited! Andy - -----Oorspronkelijk bericht----- Van: owner-avalon@smoe.org [mailto:owner-avalon@smoe.org] namens Han Snijders en Willy v/d Geest Verzonden: dinsdag 21 december 1999 16:48 Aan: avalon@smoe.org Onderwerp: Re: [AVALON] Bryan Ferry in Belgium The right number is 0032 70 344304. First rows are already sold. I'm in the middle of the 9th row Regards Han > Good news for all Avalonians in Belgium and Holland: > > On Tuesday february 8 Bryan Ferry will be giving a concert in Antwerp > ("Elizabethzaal - Astridplein", near the Central Station and the Zoo). > > Tickets can be bought through "De Ticketlijn", telephonenumber > 00-32-70-304344. > > Good luck. > > Andy > > > > > > -------------------- > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > unsubscribe avalon > - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Dec 1999 16:24:10 -0000 From: Jocelyn Fiske Subject: RE: [AVALON] Bryan Ferry in Belgium Ooh blimey, looks like tickets are going fast already. Luc where are you? Any info on the Paris date or venue? I don't have any specific info, but I do have it on good authority that they're touring until July with Japan and Australia forming the last legs of the world jaunt. Oh actually, come to think of , let's just leave it all up to Stockman!! Buy the first block to be on the safe side Martino. Jocelyn. - -----Original Message----- From: Han Snijders en Willy v/d Geest [mailto:snijders.geest@freeler.nl] Sent: 21 December 1999 15:48 To: avalon@smoe.org Subject: Re: [AVALON] Bryan Ferry in Belgium The right number is 0032 70 344304. First rows are already sold. I'm in the middle of the 9th row Regards Han > Good news for all Avalonians in Belgium and Holland: > > On Tuesday february 8 Bryan Ferry will be giving a concert in Antwerp > ("Elizabethzaal - Astridplein", near the Central Station and the Zoo). > > Tickets can be bought through "De Ticketlijn", telephonenumber > 00-32-70-304344. > > Good luck. > > Andy > > > > > > -------------------- > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > unsubscribe avalon > - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Dec 1999 16:44:15 -0000 From: "Johnny Reece" Subject: [AVALON] Antwerp Gig Hey Han - see ya there... I have 2 Tickets now for 3rd row, seats 21,22 for Antwerp... Reecey... - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Dec 1999 17:48:24 +0100 From: Kicki Gustafsson Subject: Re: [AVALON] B-sides Burning - the cd tree > > I believe Kicki had similar feelings. Eh...that was when we discussed the Where and Whens concering Bryan and drugs. I rest my case when it comes to CD-trees... Kicki G - ------------------------ Kicki Gustafsson, Östersunds-Posten 063-16 16 51 http://www.op.se http://www.torget.se/users/k/KickiG (privat hemsida) - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Dec 1999 17:58:58 +0100 From: Kicki Gustafsson Subject: RE: [AVALON] PARIS - February >Brilliant. > >If anyone deserves a concert its you Kicki, after all the hard work you've >put in. Pity its not in your back garden though! > > > >Jocelyn. Thank you dah-ling, much too kind! ;-) BTW, I actually dreamed about Bryan the other night - I guess the list, the site, the man (and of course Martini) must be going to my head. In the dream, I sort of met Bryan backstage, but it could also have been here at the office - not sure. He was much shorter than in real life, looked younger and was also much, much thinner. The same type of body as Robert Carlyle (The Full Monty, Trainspotting). In the dream, I introduced Bryan to my mother (!) saying "Here's someone who has had to learn everything about you...". Ferry then kissed and hugged my mtohrer and was almost moved to tears. Is this freudian?? /Kicki G - ------------------------ Kicki Gustafsson, Östersunds-Posten 063-16 16 51 http://www.op.se http://www.torget.se/users/k/KickiG (privat hemsida) - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Dec 1999 12:25:09 EST From: JFROXY@aol.com Subject: Re: [AVALON] BF Gig Review - Glasgow In a message dated 21/12/99 10:10:33 GMT Standard Time, johnny.reece@virgin.net writes: << If only those two Gallagher mooks had grown up listening to Roxy Music instead of the poxin' Beatles, popular music might now be entering a new millenium with a new destination in sight. >> Couldn't have put it better myself. JF - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Dec 1999 10:11:38 -0800 (PST) From: Noam Bronstein Subject: Re: [AVALON] BF Gig Review - Glasgow I wouldn't give those two drunken louts that much credit that they'd be the ones steering the course of popular music into the millenium! I doubt they could pass the breathalyzer test. Besides that's a job for Celine Dion, non? - -Noam - --- JFROXY@aol.com wrote: > In a message dated 21/12/99 10:10:33 GMT Standard Time, > johnny.reece@virgin.net writes: > > << If only those two Gallagher mooks had grown up listening to Roxy > Music > instead of the poxin' Beatles, popular music might now be entering a > new > millenium with a new destination in sight. >> > > > Couldn't have put it better myself. > > JF > > > > > -------------------- > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > unsubscribe avalon > ===== __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Thousands of Stores. Millions of Products. All in one place. Yahoo! Shopping: http://shopping.yahoo.com - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Dec 1999 13:51:58 -0800 From: "Velvetgurl" Subject: Re: [AVALON] PARIS - kiki I have this awful problem which has lead me to implement the use of feminine hygiene products on my one male personage. The problem, I'm afraid, is "Ass Cheese". Allow me to explain. Regardless of my variations in diet, my rectum perpetually exudes a warm wetness, which, against the grueling summer conditions, and the fact that my job entails a great deal of legwork across Manhattan, incubates into a putrescent, fetid, irritating cheese-like viscosity which extends from my rectum to the base of my testicles, and then some. Not only has this condition lead to dermal conditions, but to say that my lavaneous thermodynamia emits a foul odor is an understatement. Folks, it downright stinks. My doctor is without a clue. As necessity is the Mother of invention, I devised a utensil I call "The Cheezskweege" that would temporarily alleviate the problem during the day. As I am involved in the medical supply industry, I took the plunger of a large syringe, then fastened a string where the rubber end is normally attached. I lodged the depressor end of the plunger at the base of my testicles. The string would extend along my back under my clothes, over my shoulder, then out from a button hole, to be inconspicuously hidden under my necktie. When my rectal brew is most active I would pull the string. The instrument would make its way through my large hemispheres of flesh "squweegeeing" out the molten mess. This has its disadvantages: 1. The instrument would need to be reset; 2. A concentrated mess at the base of be spine; 3. All the odor. I then resorted to tampons for their absorbent and deodorant qualities. My questions are: For how long can one tampon be used? Is there any danger?- as this may constitute misuse of the tampon Is there any risk of toxic shock syndrome from this use. Thank you for your time. - ----- Original Message ----- From: Kicki Gustafsson To: Sent: Tuesday, December 21, 1999 8:58 AM Subject: RE: [AVALON] PARIS - February > >Brilliant. > > > >If anyone deserves a concert its you Kicki, after all the hard work you've > >put in. Pity its not in your back garden though! > > > > > > > >Jocelyn. > > Thank you dah-ling, much too kind! ;-) > > BTW, I actually dreamed about Bryan the other night - I guess the list, the > site, the man (and of course Martini) must be going to my head. > In the dream, I sort of met Bryan backstage, but it could also have been > here at the office - not sure. He was much shorter than in real life, > looked younger and was also much, much thinner. The same type of body as > Robert Carlyle (The Full Monty, Trainspotting). > In the dream, I introduced Bryan to my mother (!) saying "Here's someone > who has had to learn everything about you...". Ferry then kissed and hugged > my mtohrer and was almost moved to tears. > > Is this freudian?? > > /Kicki G > > ------------------------ > Kicki Gustafsson, Östersunds-Posten 063-16 16 51 > http://www.op.se > http://www.torget.se/users/k/KickiG (privat hemsida) > > > > > > > -------------------- > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > unsubscribe avalon > - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Dec 1999 10:55:31 -0800 From: Eric Gregory Subject: RE: [AVALON] PARIS - kiki did you join the list? ______________________________________________ Eric S. Gregory IVR Assistant egregory@standard.com (503) 321-8503 ____________________________________________ - -----Original Message----- From: Velvetgurl [mailto:Velvetgurl@peta.net] Sent: Tuesday, December 21, 1999 1:52 PM To: avalon@smoe.org Subject: Re: [AVALON] PARIS - kiki I have this awful problem which has lead me to implement the use of feminine hygiene products on my one male personage. The problem, I'm afraid, is "Ass Cheese". Allow me to explain. Regardless of my variations in diet, my rectum perpetually exudes a warm wetness, which, against the grueling summer conditions, and the fact that my job entails a great deal of legwork across Manhattan, incubates into a putrescent, fetid, irritating cheese-like viscosity which extends from my rectum to the base of my testicles, and then some. Not only has this condition lead to dermal conditions, but to say that my lavaneous thermodynamia emits a foul odor is an understatement. Folks, it downright stinks. My doctor is without a clue. As necessity is the Mother of invention, I devised a utensil I call "The Cheezskweege" that would temporarily alleviate the problem during the day. As I am involved in the medical supply industry, I took the plunger of a large syringe, then fastened a string where the rubber end is normally attached. I lodged the depressor end of the plunger at the base of my testicles. The string would extend along my back under my clothes, over my shoulder, then out from a button hole, to be inconspicuously hidden under my necktie. When my rectal brew is most active I would pull the string. The instrument would make its way through my large hemispheres of flesh "squweegeeing" out the molten mess. This has its disadvantages: 1. The instrument would need to be reset; 2. A concentrated mess at the base of be spine; 3. All the odor. I then resorted to tampons for their absorbent and deodorant qualities. My questions are: For how long can one tampon be used? Is there any danger?- as this may constitute misuse of the tampon Is there any risk of toxic shock syndrome from this use. Thank you for your time. - ----- Original Message ----- From: Kicki Gustafsson To: Sent: Tuesday, December 21, 1999 8:58 AM Subject: RE: [AVALON] PARIS - February > >Brilliant. > > > >If anyone deserves a concert its you Kicki, after all the hard work you've > >put in. Pity its not in your back garden though! > > > > > > > >Jocelyn. > > Thank you dah-ling, much too kind! ;-) > > BTW, I actually dreamed about Bryan the other night - I guess the list, the > site, the man (and of course Martini) must be going to my head. > In the dream, I sort of met Bryan backstage, but it could also have been > here at the office - not sure. He was much shorter than in real life, > looked younger and was also much, much thinner. The same type of body as > Robert Carlyle (The Full Monty, Trainspotting). > In the dream, I introduced Bryan to my mother (!) saying "Here's someone > who has had to learn everything about you...". Ferry then kissed and hugged > my mtohrer and was almost moved to tears. > > Is this freudian?? > > /Kicki G > > ------------------------ > Kicki Gustafsson, Östersunds-Posten 063-16 16 51 > http://www.op.se > http://www.torget.se/users/k/KickiG (privat hemsida) > > > > > > > -------------------- > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > unsubscribe avalon > - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Dec 1999 14:07:54 -0800 From: "Velvetgurl" Subject: Re: [AVALON] PARIS - kiki no!!! what did you do!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - ----- Original Message ----- From: Eric Gregory To: Sent: Tuesday, December 21, 1999 10:55 AM Subject: RE: [AVALON] PARIS - kiki > did you join the list? > > ______________________________________________ > Eric S. Gregory > IVR Assistant > egregory@standard.com > (503) 321-8503 > ____________________________________________ > > > -----Original Message----- > From: Velvetgurl [mailto:Velvetgurl@peta.net] > Sent: Tuesday, December 21, 1999 1:52 PM > To: avalon@smoe.org > Subject: Re: [AVALON] PARIS - kiki > > > I have this awful problem which has lead me to implement the use of feminine > hygiene products on my one male personage. > > The problem, I'm afraid, is "Ass Cheese". > > Allow me to explain. Regardless of my variations in diet, my rectum > perpetually exudes a warm wetness, which, against the grueling summer > conditions, and the fact that my job entails a great deal of legwork across > Manhattan, incubates into a putrescent, fetid, irritating cheese-like > viscosity which extends from my rectum to the base of my testicles, and then > some. Not only has this condition lead to dermal conditions, but to say that > my lavaneous thermodynamia emits a foul odor is an understatement. Folks, it > downright stinks. > > My doctor is without a clue. > > As necessity is the Mother of invention, I devised a utensil I call "The > Cheezskweege" that would temporarily alleviate the problem during the day. > As I am involved in the medical supply industry, I took the plunger of a > large syringe, then fastened a string where the rubber end is normally > attached. I lodged the depressor end of the plunger at the base of my > testicles. The string would extend along my back under my clothes, over my > shoulder, then out from a button hole, to be inconspicuously hidden under my > necktie. > > When my rectal brew is most active I would pull the string. The instrument > would make its way through my large hemispheres of flesh "squweegeeing" out > the molten mess. This has its disadvantages: 1. The instrument would need to > be reset; 2. A concentrated mess at the base of be spine; 3. All the odor. > > I then resorted to tampons for their absorbent and deodorant qualities. > > My questions are: > > For how long can one tampon be used? > > Is there any danger?- as this may constitute misuse of the tampon > > Is there any risk of toxic shock syndrome from this use. > > Thank you for your time. > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: Kicki Gustafsson > To: > Sent: Tuesday, December 21, 1999 8:58 AM > Subject: RE: [AVALON] PARIS - February > > > > >Brilliant. > > > > > >If anyone deserves a concert its you Kicki, after all the hard work > you've > > >put in. Pity its not in your back garden though! > > > > > > > > > > > >Jocelyn. > > > > Thank you dah-ling, much too kind! ;-) > > > > BTW, I actually dreamed about Bryan the other night - I guess the list, > the > > site, the man (and of course Martini) must be going to my head. > > In the dream, I sort of met Bryan backstage, but it could also have been > > here at the office - not sure. He was much shorter than in real life, > > looked younger and was also much, much thinner. The same type of body as > > Robert Carlyle (The Full Monty, Trainspotting). > > In the dream, I introduced Bryan to my mother (!) saying "Here's someone > > who has had to learn everything about you...". Ferry then kissed and > hugged > > my mtohrer and was almost moved to tears. > > > > Is this freudian?? > > > > /Kicki G > > > > ------------------------ > > Kicki Gustafsson, Östersunds-Posten 063-16 16 51 > > http://www.op.se > > http://www.torget.se/users/k/KickiG (privat hemsida) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -------------------- > > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > > unsubscribe avalon > > > > > > > > -------------------- > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > unsubscribe avalon > > > > > -------------------- > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > unsubscribe avalon > - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Dec 1999 11:05:52 -0800 From: "Turner, Chris (cturner)" Subject: RE: [AVALON] PARIS - kiki Velvetgurl, There is no place for you here, or indeed in any normal society. Please uns*bscribe from this group at your earliest convenience. > -----Original Message----- > From: Velvetgurl [SMTP:Velvetgurl@peta.net] > Sent: Tuesday, December 21, 1999 9:52 PM > To: avalon@smoe.org > Subject: Re: [AVALON] PARIS - kiki > > I have this awful problem which has lead me to implement the use of > feminine > hygiene products on my one male personage. > > The problem, I'm afraid, is "Ass Cheese". > > Allow me to explain. Regardless of my variations in diet, my rectum > perpetually exudes a warm wetness, which, against the grueling summer > conditions, and the fact that my job entails a great deal of legwork across > Manhattan, incubates into a putrescent, fetid, irritating cheese-like > viscosity which extends from my rectum to the base of my testicles, and > then > some. Not only has this condition lead to dermal conditions, but to say > that > my lavaneous thermodynamia emits a foul odor is an understatement. Folks, > it > downright stinks. > > My doctor is without a clue. > > As necessity is the Mother of invention, I devised a utensil I call "The > Cheezskweege" that would temporarily alleviate the problem during the day. > As I am involved in the medical supply industry, I took the plunger of a > large syringe, then fastened a string where the rubber end is normally > attached. I lodged the depressor end of the plunger at the base of my > testicles. The string would extend along my back under my clothes, over my > shoulder, then out from a button hole, to be inconspicuously hidden under > my > necktie. > > When my rectal brew is most active I would pull the string. The instrument > would make its way through my large hemispheres of flesh "squweegeeing" out > the molten mess. This has its disadvantages: 1. The instrument would need > to > be reset; 2. A concentrated mess at the base of be spine; 3. All the odor. > > I then resorted to tampons for their absorbent and deodorant qualities. > > My questions are: > > For how long can one tampon be used? > > Is there any danger?- as this may constitute misuse of the tampon > > Is there any risk of toxic shock syndrome from this use. > > Thank you for your time. > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: Kicki Gustafsson > To: > Sent: Tuesday, December 21, 1999 8:58 AM > Subject: RE: [AVALON] PARIS - February > > > > >Brilliant. > > > > > >If anyone deserves a concert its you Kicki, after all the hard work > you've > > >put in. Pity its not in your back garden though! > > > > > > > > > > > >Jocelyn. > > > > Thank you dah-ling, much too kind! ;-) > > > > BTW, I actually dreamed about Bryan the other night - I guess the list, > the > > site, the man (and of course Martini) must be going to my head. > > In the dream, I sort of met Bryan backstage, but it could also have been > > here at the office - not sure. He was much shorter than in real life, > > looked younger and was also much, much thinner. The same type of body as > > Robert Carlyle (The Full Monty, Trainspotting). > > In the dream, I introduced Bryan to my mother (!) saying "Here's someone > > who has had to learn everything about you...". Ferry then kissed and > hugged > > my mtohrer and was almost moved to tears. > > > > Is this freudian?? > > > > /Kicki G > > > > ------------------------ > > Kicki Gustafsson, Östersunds-Posten 063-16 16 51 > > http://www.op.se > > http://www.torget.se/users/k/KickiG (privat hemsida) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -------------------- > > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > > unsubscribe avalon > > > > > > > > -------------------- > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > unsubscribe avalon - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Dec 1999 11:09:23 -0800 From: Eric Gregory Subject: RE: [AVALON] PARIS - kiki i replied to the list. ______________________________________________ Eric S. Gregory IVR Assistant egregory@standard.com (503) 321-8503 ____________________________________________ - -----Original Message----- From: Velvetgurl [mailto:Velvetgurl@peta.net] Sent: Tuesday, December 21, 1999 2:08 PM To: avalon@smoe.org Subject: Re: [AVALON] PARIS - kiki no!!! what did you do!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - ----- Original Message ----- From: Eric Gregory To: Sent: Tuesday, December 21, 1999 10:55 AM Subject: RE: [AVALON] PARIS - kiki > did you join the list? > > ______________________________________________ > Eric S. Gregory > IVR Assistant > egregory@standard.com > (503) 321-8503 > ____________________________________________ > > > -----Original Message----- > From: Velvetgurl [mailto:Velvetgurl@peta.net] > Sent: Tuesday, December 21, 1999 1:52 PM > To: avalon@smoe.org > Subject: Re: [AVALON] PARIS - kiki > > > I have this awful problem which has lead me to implement the use of feminine > hygiene products on my one male personage. > > The problem, I'm afraid, is "Ass Cheese". > > Allow me to explain. Regardless of my variations in diet, my rectum > perpetually exudes a warm wetness, which, against the grueling summer > conditions, and the fact that my job entails a great deal of legwork across > Manhattan, incubates into a putrescent, fetid, irritating cheese-like > viscosity which extends from my rectum to the base of my testicles, and then > some. Not only has this condition lead to dermal conditions, but to say that > my lavaneous thermodynamia emits a foul odor is an understatement. Folks, it > downright stinks. > > My doctor is without a clue. > > As necessity is the Mother of invention, I devised a utensil I call "The > Cheezskweege" that would temporarily alleviate the problem during the day. > As I am involved in the medical supply industry, I took the plunger of a > large syringe, then fastened a string where the rubber end is normally > attached. I lodged the depressor end of the plunger at the base of my > testicles. The string would extend along my back under my clothes, over my > shoulder, then out from a button hole, to be inconspicuously hidden under my > necktie. > > When my rectal brew is most active I would pull the string. The instrument > would make its way through my large hemispheres of flesh "squweegeeing" out > the molten mess. This has its disadvantages: 1. The instrument would need to > be reset; 2. A concentrated mess at the base of be spine; 3. All the odor. > > I then resorted to tampons for their absorbent and deodorant qualities. > > My questions are: > > For how long can one tampon be used? > > Is there any danger?- as this may constitute misuse of the tampon > > Is there any risk of toxic shock syndrome from this use. > > Thank you for your time. > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: Kicki Gustafsson > To: > Sent: Tuesday, December 21, 1999 8:58 AM > Subject: RE: [AVALON] PARIS - February > > > > >Brilliant. > > > > > >If anyone deserves a concert its you Kicki, after all the hard work > you've > > >put in. Pity its not in your back garden though! > > > > > > > > > > > >Jocelyn. > > > > Thank you dah-ling, much too kind! ;-) > > > > BTW, I actually dreamed about Bryan the other night - I guess the list, > the > > site, the man (and of course Martini) must be going to my head. > > In the dream, I sort of met Bryan backstage, but it could also have been > > here at the office - not sure. He was much shorter than in real life, > > looked younger and was also much, much thinner. The same type of body as > > Robert Carlyle (The Full Monty, Trainspotting). > > In the dream, I introduced Bryan to my mother (!) saying "Here's someone > > who has had to learn everything about you...". Ferry then kissed and > hugged > > my mtohrer and was almost moved to tears. > > > > Is this freudian?? > > > > /Kicki G > > > > ------------------------ > > Kicki Gustafsson, Östersunds-Posten 063-16 16 51 > > http://www.op.se > > http://www.torget.se/users/k/KickiG (privat hemsida) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -------------------- > > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > > unsubscribe avalon > > > > > > > > -------------------- > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > unsubscribe avalon > > > > > -------------------- > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > unsubscribe avalon > - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Dec 1999 14:10:30 EST From: MonquiBoy@aol.com Subject: [AVALON] HeyyyYYYY VelveetagURL my Fren She helping me@ with My Cheewse Problem Monkey Aged ToOOO - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Dec 1999 14:15:27 -0500 From: jspellma Subject: Re: [AVALON] cheese Velvetgurl wrote: > no!!! what did you do!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > ----- Original Message ----- > From: Eric Gregory > To: > Sent: Tuesday, December 21, 1999 10:55 AM > Subject: RE: [AVALON] PARIS - kiki > > > did you join the list? > > > > ______________________________________________ > > Eric S. Gregory > > IVR Assistant > > egregory@standard.com > > (503) 321-8503 > > ____________________________________________ > > > > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: Velvetgurl [mailto:Velvetgurl@peta.net] > > Sent: Tuesday, December 21, 1999 1:52 PM > > To: avalon@smoe.org > > Subject: Re: [AVALON] PARIS - kiki > > > > > > I have this awful problem which has lead me to implement the use of > feminine > > hygiene products on my one male personage. > > > > The problem, I'm afraid, is "Ass Cheese". > > > > Allow me to explain. Regardless of my variations in diet, my rectum > > perpetually exudes a warm wetness, which, against the grueling summer > > conditions, and the fact that my job entails a great deal of legwork > across > > Manhattan, incubates into a putrescent, fetid, irritating cheese-like > > viscosity which extends from my rectum to the base of my testicles, and > then > > some. Not only has this condition lead to dermal conditions, but to say > that > > my lavaneous thermodynamia emits a foul odor is an understatement. Folks, > it > > downright stinks. > > > > My doctor is without a clue. > > > > As necessity is the Mother of invention, I devised a utensil I call "The > > Cheezskweege" that would temporarily alleviate the problem during the day. > > As I am involved in the medical supply industry, I took the plunger of a > > large syringe, then fastened a string where the rubber end is normally > > attached. I lodged the depressor end of the plunger at the base of my > > testicles. The string would extend along my back under my clothes, over my > > shoulder, then out from a button hole, to be inconspicuously hidden under > my > > necktie. > > > > When my rectal brew is most active I would pull the string. The instrument > > would make its way through my large hemispheres of flesh "squweegeeing" > out > > the molten mess. This has its disadvantages: 1. The instrument would need > to > > be reset; 2. A concentrated mess at the base of be spine; 3. All the odor. > > > > I then resorted to tampons for their absorbent and deodorant qualities. > > > > My questions are: > > > > For how long can one tampon be used? > > > > Is there any danger?- as this may constitute misuse of the tampon > > > > Is there any risk of toxic shock syndrome from this use. > > > > Thank you for your time. > > > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > From: Kicki Gustafsson > > To: > > Sent: Tuesday, December 21, 1999 8:58 AM > > Subject: RE: [AVALON] PARIS - February > > > > > > > >Brilliant. > > > > > > > >If anyone deserves a concert its you Kicki, after all the hard work > > you've > > > >put in. Pity its not in your back garden though! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Jocelyn. > > > > > > Thank you dah-ling, much too kind! ;-) > > > > > > BTW, I actually dreamed about Bryan the other night - I guess the list, > > the > > > site, the man (and of course Martini) must be going to my head. > > > In the dream, I sort of met Bryan backstage, but it could also have been > > > here at the office - not sure. He was much shorter than in real life, > > > looked younger and was also much, much thinner. The same type of body as > > > Robert Carlyle (The Full Monty, Trainspotting). > > > In the dream, I introduced Bryan to my mother (!) saying "Here's someone > > > who has had to learn everything about you...". Ferry then kissed and > > hugged > > > my mtohrer and was almost moved to tears. > > > > > > Is this freudian?? > > > > > > /Kicki G > > > > > > ------------------------ > > > Kicki Gustafsson, Östersunds-Posten 063-16 16 51 > > > http://www.op.se > > > http://www.torget.se/users/k/KickiG (privat hemsida) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -------------------- > > > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > > > unsubscribe avalon > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -------------------- > > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > > unsubscribe avalon > > > > > > > > > > -------------------- > > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > > unsubscribe avalon > > > > -------------------- > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > unsubscribe avalon may want ask monkeyboy what he does they usual have same problem but i here his butt smell pretty good jim - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Dec 1999 19:22:37 -0000 From: "Robert Whiteford" Subject: Re: [AVALON] PARIS - February Johnny Reece/Andrew Langley/ANYBODY ! Is a PARIS date confirmed ? And how do you get tickets ? I live 20 minutes from Ashford , Kent so the Eurostar couldn't be easier. I'm tempted to go with my wife as the RFH was so good. Please help..... Merry Christmas Rob - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Dec 1999 14:28:46 -0800 From: "Velvetgurl" Subject: Re: [AVALON] PARIS - kiki yes it's me- what did you reply? - ----- Original Message ----- From: Eric Gregory To: Sent: Tuesday, December 21, 1999 11:09 AM Subject: RE: [AVALON] PARIS - kiki > i replied to the list. > > ______________________________________________ > Eric S. Gregory > IVR Assistant > egregory@standard.com > (503) 321-8503 > ____________________________________________ > > > -----Original Message----- > From: Velvetgurl [mailto:Velvetgurl@peta.net] > Sent: Tuesday, December 21, 1999 2:08 PM > To: avalon@smoe.org > Subject: Re: [AVALON] PARIS - kiki > > > no!!! what did you do!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > ----- Original Message ----- > From: Eric Gregory > To: > Sent: Tuesday, December 21, 1999 10:55 AM > Subject: RE: [AVALON] PARIS - kiki > > > > did you join the list? > > > > ______________________________________________ > > Eric S. Gregory > > IVR Assistant > > egregory@standard.com > > (503) 321-8503 > > ____________________________________________ > > > > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: Velvetgurl [mailto:Velvetgurl@peta.net] > > Sent: Tuesday, December 21, 1999 1:52 PM > > To: avalon@smoe.org > > Subject: Re: [AVALON] PARIS - kiki > > > > > > I have this awful problem which has lead me to implement the use of > feminine > > hygiene products on my one male personage. > > > > The problem, I'm afraid, is "Ass Cheese". > > > > Allow me to explain. Regardless of my variations in diet, my rectum > > perpetually exudes a warm wetness, which, against the grueling summer > > conditions, and the fact that my job entails a great deal of legwork > across > > Manhattan, incubates into a putrescent, fetid, irritating cheese-like > > viscosity which extends from my rectum to the base of my testicles, and > then > > some. Not only has this condition lead to dermal conditions, but to say > that > > my lavaneous thermodynamia emits a foul odor is an understatement. Folks, > it > > downright stinks. > > > > My doctor is without a clue. > > > > As necessity is the Mother of invention, I devised a utensil I call "The > > Cheezskweege" that would temporarily alleviate the problem during the day. > > As I am involved in the medical supply industry, I took the plunger of a > > large syringe, then fastened a string where the rubber end is normally > > attached. I lodged the depressor end of the plunger at the base of my > > testicles. The string would extend along my back under my clothes, over my > > shoulder, then out from a button hole, to be inconspicuously hidden under > my > > necktie. > > > > When my rectal brew is most active I would pull the string. The instrument > > would make its way through my large hemispheres of flesh "squweegeeing" > out > > the molten mess. This has its disadvantages: 1. The instrument would need > to > > be reset; 2. A concentrated mess at the base of be spine; 3. All the odor. > > > > I then resorted to tampons for their absorbent and deodorant qualities. > > > > My questions are: > > > > For how long can one tampon be used? > > > > Is there any danger?- as this may constitute misuse of the tampon > > > > Is there any risk of toxic shock syndrome from this use. > > > > Thank you for your time. > > > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > From: Kicki Gustafsson > > To: > > Sent: Tuesday, December 21, 1999 8:58 AM > > Subject: RE: [AVALON] PARIS - February > > > > > > > >Brilliant. > > > > > > > >If anyone deserves a concert its you Kicki, after all the hard work > > you've > > > >put in. Pity its not in your back garden though! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Jocelyn. > > > > > > Thank you dah-ling, much too kind! ;-) > > > > > > BTW, I actually dreamed about Bryan the other night - I guess the list, > > the > > > site, the man (and of course Martini) must be going to my head. > > > In the dream, I sort of met Bryan backstage, but it could also have been > > > here at the office - not sure. He was much shorter than in real life, > > > looked younger and was also much, much thinner. The same type of body as > > > Robert Carlyle (The Full Monty, Trainspotting). > > > In the dream, I introduced Bryan to my mother (!) saying "Here's someone > > > who has had to learn everything about you...". Ferry then kissed and > > hugged > > > my mtohrer and was almost moved to tears. > > > > > > Is this freudian?? > > > > > > /Kicki G > > > > > > ------------------------ > > > Kicki Gustafsson, Östersunds-Posten 063-16 16 51 > > > http://www.op.se > > > http://www.torget.se/users/k/KickiG (privat hemsida) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -------------------- > > > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > > > unsubscribe avalon > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -------------------- > > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > > unsubscribe avalon > > > > > > > > > > -------------------- > > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > > unsubscribe avalon > > > > > > > > -------------------- > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > unsubscribe avalon > > > > > -------------------- > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > unsubscribe avalon > - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ End of avalon-digest V4 #423 **************************** ======================================================================== For further info, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: info avalon-digest