From: owner-avalon-digest@smoe.org (avalon-digest) To: avalon-digest@smoe.org Subject: avalon-digest V4 #125 Reply-To: avalon@smoe.org Sender: owner-avalon-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-avalon-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk avalon-digest Saturday, April 24 1999 Volume 04 : Number 125 Today's Subjects: ----------------- [AVALON] hawaii five-o ["mark shanahan" ] Re: [AVALON] Flangebracket Speaks (for the last time) [Kicki Gustafsson <] Re: [AVALON] Flangebracket Speaks (for the last time) ["Martin Stockman" ] Re: [AVALON] Flangebracket Speaks (for the last time) [jspellman@banet.ne] Re: [AVALON] Just Pretending ["Martin Stockman" ] Re: [AVALON] Whodunit? ["Will" ] Re: [AVALON] Flangebracket Speaks (for the last time) ["Will" ] To leave the list, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon-digest ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri, 23 Apr 1999 06:09:33 PDT From: "mark shanahan" Subject: [AVALON] hawaii five-o only steve mcgarrett will be able to get to the bottom of this; it's true ... well, kudos to the perpetrator -- i must say -- *quite* convincing! although, in my own defense, i will say that the 'sun has got his hat on' & the 'bryan ferry orchestra' had me wondering *just* a little bit. mmmm -- that and laughing (deep inside). STILL i also thought it to be true ... which, it still could be -- that is, given the double-bluff theory. ho-HO! -- those record companies; they're worse than the government! >PS. If the Avalon list is now a disinformation site, can we >rename it...Avalaff? i laughed quite out loud here at work at the above. thanks so much. seems a good idea to me. so, mr./ms. flange-o-matic-bracket -- will we ever know your true identity? is it really bry-bry, taking a little time off from the orchestra?(?) seems ours is not to know ... oh, well -- avalaff everyone! a bientot messieurs et madames peaces/ms _______________________________________________________________ Get Free Email and Do More On The Web. Visit http://www.msn.com - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 23 Apr 1999 15:21:24 +0200 From: Kicki Gustafsson Subject: Re: [AVALON] Flangebracket Speaks (for the last time) >To My Fellow Avalonians, > >Thank you so much for your kind words. I'm grateful that my naughtiness >was taken in the spirit that it was intended. > >Some individual replies: > >Jim Spellman - You're right, the JV comparison was too much. His Royal >Vaporness could never be that Machiavellian, and I could never be that >cool. > >Martini - Don't do it mate! We still need that video! (unless thats a >spoof too - BF in French drama series - Hmm, shurely shome mishtake.) > >Kicki - Of course you're my OTHER favourite poster my dear. I'll put the >cover up on my site again this weekend for all to share the fun. >http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Lounge/4927/index.html > >To everyone who has speculated on FB's identity - you're right, I am >indeed a male/female/british/american called >gene/colleen/jason/will/bryan who is trying to cut down to 20 bananas a >day, I can see there's no fooling you. I don't know what the rest of you think, but in my opinion, Flangebracket is rather alluring. Dare I say...sexy?? /Kicki G - in a Friday state of mind (alas at work) - ------------------------ Kicki Gustafsson, Östersunds-Posten 063-16 16 51 http://www.op.se http://www.torget.se/users/k/KickiG (privat hemsida) - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 23 Apr 1999 18:01:41 +0100 From: "Martin Stockman" Subject: Re: [AVALON] Flangebracket Speaks (for the last time) 5 strictly UK references in this post methinks... - ---------- >From: flangebracket@email.com >To: avalon@smoe.org >Subject: [AVALON] Flangebracket Speaks (for the last time) >Date: Fri, Apr 23, 1999, 3:36 am > >To My Fellow Avalonians, > >Thank you so much for your kind words. I'm grateful that my naughtiness was >taken in the spirit that it was intended. > >Some individual replies: > >Jim Spellman - You're right, the JV comparison was too much. His Royal >Vaporness could never be that Machiavellian, and I could never be that cool. > >Martini - Don't do it mate! We still need that video! (unless thats a spoof >too - BF in French drama series - Hmm, shurely shome mishtake.) > >Kicki - Of course you're my OTHER favourite poster my dear. I'll put the >cover up on my site again this weekend for all to share the fun. >http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Lounge/4927/index.html > >To everyone who has speculated on FB's identity - you're right, I am indeed >a male/female/british/american called gene/colleen/jason/will/bryan who is >trying to cut down to 20 bananas a day, I can see there's no fooling you. > >Finally my one regret. To red-faced Scot JObinv01@aol.com, who is guilty >only of wishing too hard, a redfaced FB offers a sincere and humble apology >(I guess you were caught hook, line and sinker.) All I can say is, when I >suffer from "premature release" I blame it on overwork! (copyright Carry On >Films Ltd) Seriously though, sorry mate, and I hope that Our Hero will >release something soon, and put us all out of our misery. > >TTFN, I have someone coming round to buy London Bridge later....... > >Flangebracket (for the last time) > >Goodbye, and may the flange be with you! > >----------------------------------------------- >FREE! The World's Best Email Address @email.com >Reserve your name now at http://www.email.com > > > > >-------------------- >To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: >unsubscribe avalon > - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 23 Apr 1999 13:42:11 -0400 From: jspellman@banet.net Subject: Re: [AVALON] Flangebracket Speaks (for the last time) Bahi has been awful quiet lately. He is computer savvy and probably one of the few with the intellect to concoct such a concoction. Also very worldly, hmmm... Jim Martin Stockman wrote: > 5 strictly UK references in this post methinks... > ---------- > >From: flangebracket@email.com > >To: avalon@smoe.org > >Subject: [AVALON] Flangebracket Speaks (for the last time) > >Date: Fri, Apr 23, 1999, 3:36 am > > > > >To My Fellow Avalonians, > > > >Thank you so much for your kind words. I'm grateful that my naughtiness was > >taken in the spirit that it was intended. > > > >Some individual replies: > > > >Jim Spellman - You're right, the JV comparison was too much. His Royal > >Vaporness could never be that Machiavellian, and I could never be that cool. > > > >Martini - Don't do it mate! We still need that video! (unless thats a spoof > >too - BF in French drama series - Hmm, shurely shome mishtake.) > > > >Kicki - Of course you're my OTHER favourite poster my dear. I'll put the > >cover up on my site again this weekend for all to share the fun. > >http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Lounge/4927/index.html > > > >To everyone who has speculated on FB's identity - you're right, I am indeed > >a male/female/british/american called gene/colleen/jason/will/bryan who is > >trying to cut down to 20 bananas a day, I can see there's no fooling you. > > > >Finally my one regret. To red-faced Scot JObinv01@aol.com, who is guilty > >only of wishing too hard, a redfaced FB offers a sincere and humble apology > >(I guess you were caught hook, line and sinker.) All I can say is, when I > >suffer from "premature release" I blame it on overwork! (copyright Carry On > >Films Ltd) Seriously though, sorry mate, and I hope that Our Hero will > >release something soon, and put us all out of our misery. > > > >TTFN, I have someone coming round to buy London Bridge later....... > > > >Flangebracket (for the last time) > > > >Goodbye, and may the flange be with you! > > > >----------------------------------------------- > >FREE! The World's Best Email Address @email.com > >Reserve your name now at http://www.email.com > > > > > > > > > >-------------------- > >To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > >unsubscribe avalon > > > > -------------------- > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > unsubscribe avalon - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 23 Apr 1999 18:49:30 +0100 From: "Martin Stockman" Subject: Re: [AVALON] Just Pretending - ---------- >From: jspellman@banet.net >To: avalon@smoe.org >Subject: [AVALON] Just Pretending >Date: Tue, Apr 20, 1999, 3:14 am > > > >What I was referring to was I have recently rediscovered the >original Pretenders, which led me to their web sites. >I was surprised to find many links >to RM/BF. They just were part of the tribute to Linda concert >performing together with Johnny Marr. Jim I too adore The Pretenders and I understand that today is the 20th anniversary of their formation. Have you heard Isle of View, their acoustic album ? Yours, condition stable, Martini - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 23 Apr 1999 14:19:21 -0500 From: "Will" Subject: Re: [AVALON] Won't Get Fooled Again OK here's the hot tip. Have you been to Gene's site? It's very automotive, I say it's him. Oh damn so's mine. I'll give him up if you offer me protection from him, he's the baddest dude on the island and now he's trapped like a wounded, cornered, small creature. Will > Just a guess, I had no reason besides instinct. It may be one of the people > who claimed to "fall" for the hoax. We'll get to the bottom of this. > Chin, makes sure nobody gets off this list, Dano, I want a history > of all the subscribers. I'm looking for construction workers, carpenters, > do-it-your-selfers and handy-men. Kono, I want records from the > hardware stores. I'll have Chey dust the jpeg. > > Steve > > > > > > -------------------- > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > unsubscribe avalon > - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 23 Apr 1999 14:23:14 -0500 From: "Will" Subject: Re: [AVALON] Whodunit? OK "Colleen Maperpatanbracket" > > Matanbracket > > Flange-ophile > > > As much as I hate to disagree with Red, the fact that my dear friend is > now the second person to accuse me of this prompts me to speak up to clear > my name. I am not the "perp." > > I don't know if I would point the finger at Gene--yet--but I will say that > this Flange person has a strangely familiar style, and spelling aside, I > don't buy the claim that s/he is not American. > > Colleen > > > > > > -------------------- > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > unsubscribe avalon > - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 23 Apr 1999 14:34:47 -0500 From: "Will" Subject: Re: [AVALON] Flangebracket Speaks (for the last time) That's because he said you were his other favorite poster...BTW can we all get a copy of this infamouse poster...must be pretty hot. Will the perpetrator of other things > > I don't know what the rest of you think, but in my opinion, Flangebracket > is rather alluring. Dare I say...sexy?? > > /Kicki G - in a Friday state of mind (alas at work) > > ------------------------ > Kicki Gustafsson, Östersunds-Posten 063-16 16 51 > http://www.op.se > http://www.torget.se/users/k/KickiG (privat hemsida) > > > > > > > -------------------- > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > unsubscribe avalon > - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 23 Apr 1999 14:38:12 -0500 From: "Will" Subject: Re: [AVALON] Flangebracket Speaks (for the last time) That bastard (he's probably just on holiday and forgot to have one of those programs inform us when he'll be returning to the office). Will - ----- Original Message ----- From: To: Sent: Friday, April 23, 1999 12:42 PM Subject: Re: [AVALON] Flangebracket Speaks (for the last time) > Bahi has been awful quiet lately. He is computer savvy > and probably one of the few with the intellect to concoct > such a concoction. Also very worldly, hmmm... > > Jim > - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 23 Apr 1999 21:39:00 +0200 From: Kicki Gustafsson Subject: Re: [AVALON] Flangebracket Speaks (for the last time) > That's because he said you were his other favorite poster...BTW can we all >get a copy of this infamouse poster...must be pretty hot. > > Will the perpetrator of other things >> >> I don't know what the rest of you think, but in my opinion, Flangebracket >> is rather alluring. Dare I say...sexy?? >> >> /Kicki G - in a Friday state of mind (alas at work) A copy of that poster? Mr/Mrs/Ms/Miss Flangebracket was referring to Martinique Stockman. /Kicki G - ------------------------ Kicki Gustafsson, Östersunds-Posten 063-16 16 51 http://www.op.se http://www.torget.se/users/k/KickiG (privat hemsida) - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 23 Apr 1999 17:15:37 -0500 (CDT) From: Heather Marie Propes Subject: Re: [AVALON] hawaii five-o I think Mark could teach us all a thing or two about *asterisks*! I myself, prefer ^carrots^! Could someone fill me in on the last big scandal in Avalonia? A consise, two-page summary will do ^nicely^! Heather (rabbit) Marie Propes On Fri, 23 Apr 1999, mark shanahan wrote: > only steve mcgarrett will be able to get to the bottom of this; it's > true ... > > well, kudos to the perpetrator -- i must say -- *quite* convincing! > although, in my own defense, i will say that the 'sun has got his hat > on' & the 'bryan ferry orchestra' had me wondering *just* a little > bit. mmmm -- that and laughing (deep inside). STILL i also thought > it to be true ... which, it still could be -- that is, given the > double-bluff theory. ho-HO! -- those record companies; they're worse > than the government! > > >PS. If the Avalon list is now a disinformation site, can we > >rename it...Avalaff? > > i laughed quite out loud here at work at the above. thanks so much. > seems a good idea to me. > > so, mr./ms. flange-o-matic-bracket -- will we ever know your true > identity? is it really bry-bry, taking a little time off from the > orchestra?(?) seems ours is not to know ... > > oh, well -- avalaff everyone! > > a bientot messieurs et madames > > peaces/ms > > _______________________________________________________________ > Get Free Email and Do More On The Web. Visit http://www.msn.com > > > > > -------------------- > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: > unsubscribe avalon > - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 24 Apr 1999 00:04:09 +0100 From: "Richard" Subject: [AVALON] Pastiche What a difference a couple of days makes - 2 days without logging on finds the album I too had dearly wished was true is no more. My initial frustration has evaporated - if I were the sun wearing that mischievous hat I'd take it off to the perpetrator! Now I only have to break the news to my eight year old son's headteacher - a kindred fan to whom I enthusiastically gave a print out of the cover. Richard Still love to hear Bry sing "Night and Day" though! - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ End of avalon-digest V4 #125 **************************** ======================================================================== For further info, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: info avalon-digest