From: owner-avalon-digest@smoe.org (avalon-digest) To: avalon-digest@smoe.org Subject: avalon-digest V3 #23 Reply-To: avalon@smoe.org Sender: owner-avalon-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-avalon-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk avalon-digest Saturday, January 24 1998 Volume 03 : Number 023 Today's Subjects: ----------------- [AVALON] Re: Contest Update, Wedding Bell Blues [JVapor7@aol.com] Re: [AVALON] In Your Face ["Graham Howard" ] [AVALON] Re: Contest [Brian Folks ] [AVALON] heavy metal trick or treat [Heather Marie Propes Subject: Re: [AVALON] In Your Face > From: jas2347@xsite.net > Date: Thu, 22 Jan 1998 22:58:11 -0600 > To: "avalon@smoe.org" > Subject: [AVALON] In Your Face > Reply-to: avalon@smoe.org > Date: Wed, 21 Jan 1998 23:29:30 EST > From: LizzieJim > Subject: Re: [AVALON] Avalon Fan Club-Chicago division > > I like the Bulls as well but my favorite coach is Rudy Tomjanovich of > the Houston Rockets because he looks a lot like my favorite singer, > Janeen > > Oh so true. I almost gagged when I saw Rudy. He and Bry could be > twins. Rudy is okay, but the Rockets are the enemy especially with > Charles Barkley, who by the way is a good friend and golfing buddy of > His Airness-Michael Jordan. I wonder have Rudy and Bryan ran into one > another and would would each say? Hmmmm............. > > Jas > What has the above got to do with Roxy Music or Bryan Ferry? Graham.> - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 23 Jan 1998 17:08:41 -0800 From: Brian Folks Subject: [AVALON] Re: Contest I can't stand it anymore. I've got to add my entry to this horserace. Here goes..... Hanging out with Bryan Ferry for a DAY (cleaned up for Politically Correct distribution to this listserv) 06:45 Alarm 07:00-07:45 Shower and massage 07:45-08:15 Massive dump while reading USA Today sports section 08:15 Limo arrives, Stoli Bloody Marys 08:30 Butler Aviation, O'Hare Field, Lear Jet to Augusta, Georgia 09:30 Play front nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club (two birdies) 11:30-12:45 Lunch - 4 Heinekens, 1 Cigar, 2 Milky Way 12:45-02:30 Play back nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club (one eagle) 02:30 Limo to Augusta Airport, Bombay Sapphire Martini 03:30-06:30 Nassau, Bahamas, Afternoon fishing with all female crew (topless). Catch 1249 lb Blue Marlin. Grilled tuna and steamed lobster appetizers, six Heinekens, nap. 06:30 Lear Jet return flight, total body massage in transit. 07:30 Shite, shower, shave. 08:00-09:00 Watch CNN live coverage of Bill Clinton's resignation. Hillary and Al Gore are indicted in the same scandal (which involves graphic pictures and young interns) 09:00-10:45 Dinner at Ritz Carlton, Oysters Casino, 20oz.Filet mignon (rare), Gorgonzola salad, Fettuchini Alfredo, Chateau Rothschild 1960 (magnum), creme brulet, Louis XIV Cognac, Cohiba Lancero 11:30-12:00 Whirlpool, steam and massage Midnight Ferry pays the tab and leaves. - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 23 Jan 1998 19:26:52 -0600 (CST) From: Heather Marie Propes Subject: [AVALON] heavy metal trick or treat Dinner with Bryan. Well here goes (gee I'm so shy).... Food - probably some simple Italian food, how about: appetizer - Polenta-cheese timballos with eggs and spinach wine - Dolcetto d'alba main dish - Milan style braised veal shanks side - peas with Pancetta wine - Nebbiolo d'Alba or Nebbiolo delle Langhe dessert - Campari poached Pears with Raspberry sauce dessert wine - Malvasia delle Lipari BUT, the main attraction would be the service, because for this party I would enlist our friend Jimmy to serve dinner and pour wine (if he was careful pouring). He would look so charming dressed in a little butler costume. Anyway, on to the music. I would play some opera, perhaps "L'Elisir d'Amore," some Paolo Conte, and some Momus just to lighten things up. I would turn it up loud enough so Jimmy could hear it in the kitchen. I would wear something by Yves Saint Laurent. Probably a tuxedo pantsuit with a backless halter top underneath. Maybe a feather stole over that. Something 70's and glamorous. After dinner we would sit on the couch and look at some coffee table travel book. I would ask him for his impression about various cities. Best of all, I would be completely relaxed as we sat and sipped our Cognac, because I would know that all the while Jimmy was in the kitchen cleaning us and doing the dishes. You can't have a truly elegant meal without help! Ciao Heather Marie Propes hmpropes@uchicago.edu - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 23 Jan 1998 21:27:24 -0500 (EST) From: JVapor7@aol.com Subject: Re: [AVALON] Coffee Table Travel With An All-Female Crew Ladies and Gentlemen, Things are tres, tres hot tonight in that tropic known as Avalonia! Mr. Folks and his Snickers bars--can the sheer elegance of this entry be topped? And Miss Propes, what can I say? The idea of cleaning both you and Mr. Ferry in the kitchen is a bit of eroticism I was, well, unprepared for! C'est magnifique! Six more entries to go--Avalonians, rev your engines! - -------------------- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with: unsubscribe avalon ------------------------------ End of avalon-digest V3 #23 *************************** ======================================================================== Please send any questions or comments about the list to avalon-digest-owner@smoe.org