From: owner-apple-tree-digest@smoe.org (apple-tree-digest) To: apple-tree-digest@smoe.org Subject: apple-tree-digest V1 #60 Reply-To: apple-tree@smoe.org Sender: owner-apple-tree-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-apple-tree-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk apple-tree-digest Monday, December 14 1998 Volume 01 : Number 060 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Top 5 Things NOT to do to your Resident Stooner... [Jonathon Stooner Subject: Top 5 Things NOT to do to your Resident Stooner... during a Cardigans Bar concert.... 5.) Tapping him on the shoulder is bad. He probably has that perfect spot because he was there since 4 an' the show didn't start until 10. 4.) An' when he says no, don't be doing it over, and over, and over again... 3.) When he's standing outside the door of the bar, don't let his 6'0" 125 lbs. appearance make you say: "Hey! Bouncer! That ID is a fake!" 2.) If you are the lead singer of the opening band, and the Stooner REALLY doesn't feel the Irish-ness of your Band(Outside of staring at the blonde fiddler), don't pick him out an' go: "You sir, can you count to 5 like the Irish man?" now....let's think.....hmmm...I MAY have the irish blood **points to his ghostly skin**....but I'm afraid I left my Irish accent at the border...**shrug** An' #1 thing NOT to do... Pinching his butt to get a better spot is WRONG! If you are going to Pinch the holy keester, you had better have some sembelance of cuteness(Meaning: MY AGE LEVEL). - -- *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* "They say fame has a price. Well, it sure ain't no blue light special." -Space Ghost http://www.geocities.com/Athens/3377 - ---BEGIN FUMBLECODE BLOCK--- Version: 3.0b [TC1.0a] FuED exfe a+++ Itch lus r++ ps++ bs+ C++ w++ p# LF+ N+++ cd#+ s pr++ g! S- x? Fa? m+ b fc E+ rl! d+ - ----END FUMBLECODE BLOCK---- ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ------------------------------ End of apple-tree-digest V1 #60 *******************************