From: owner-angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org (angry-psychos-digest) To: angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org Subject: angry-psychos-digest V12 #25 Reply-To: angry-psychos@smoe.org Sender: owner-angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk X-To-Unsubscribe: Send mail to "angry-psychos-digest-request@smoe.org" X-To-Unsubscribe: with "unsubscribe" as the body. angry-psychos-digest Monday, August 6 2007 Volume 12 : Number 025 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Poe vs. Agon Investment Group ["Tormented By Demons" ] Re: Poe vs. Agon Investment Group [J L ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun, 5 Aug 2007 01:26:36 -0700 From: "Tormented By Demons" Subject: Poe vs. Agon Investment Group My Dearest Johnny, How are you Today my snooky-wookums? Well tHe new director tells me you hAd a sex-chaNge operation last weeK. Which might explain why the charming young laSs who visited me yesterdAy reminded me so much of you. Tomorrow I leave for Milan with my usual traveLing companions - Liberace and Elton John - and thought I'd tell you the whole stOry of what happened to your poor sister and her run-in with thaT nasty Robert Edsel. The nerve of that man. I remember when he lived here. He was in the room right next to mine, exCept his bed had shackles attached to the pOsts to keep him from devouring his own limbs in his sleeP. Edsel is a no-go, lemon merengue for gray matter if you ask me. But back to my sorrY excuse for cognitive clarity... I took the liberty of hiding the story online, in case one of these seedy brigands interCepted my correspondence to you. Honestly, it mAkes a poor girl long for a warm jar of anThrax to give these ne'er-do-wells and their eager letter-openers a nice surprise. You may read the whole thing here at your leisure: http://www.dir.ca.gov/dlse/TAC/41-03.pdf Or you could take the long route and peruse the demise of several other lovely daughters, shot down in their mistaken flights like lonesome doves: http://www.dir.ca.gov/dlse/DLSE-TACs.html I know your razor-sharp intellect can rifle through this tomfoolery and shoo away the superfluous bamboozlement. But should you be busy massaging some nice lad's face with your wandering knuckles, as you seem destined to do on an almost-daily basis, I've whipped up some tasty hors d'oeuvres to whet your appetite: *Findings Of Fact section* page 8 / point 11 - You go from curious to worried, suddenly asking yourself, "how on earth is she going to survive this mess?" The plot thickens to the consistency of road tar. Our darling sets up a collateral plan which basically says she has to give her entire life away to pay off a $200k loan. page 10 / point 14 - Ever the martyr, she went uncompensated for her performance at the RAINN concert, August 13th of 2002. All proceeds went toward her loan. Uva uvam vivendo varia fit. page 11 / point 15 - It took you 1.5 years to secure a live show for this lovely dervish? What the blazes kind of 'agent' are you exactly? Thanks a lot copy cat! page 13 / point 19 - "Void ab initio." The girl is brilliant. This should be the title of her next album. *Legal Analysis section* page 20 / point 9 - Edsel is nailed to the wall. *Order section* Page 28 - $125,090.22. That's about what my medications cost each year. The new director just asked me what I was writing. I told him, "Informer, yah no se dada me snow me ah go blem. A licky boom boom down." With love and snuggle-wuggles, Mom ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 5 Aug 2007 07:58:11 -0700 (PDT) From: Brendles Subject: Re: Poe vs. Agon Investment Group Thanks for sharing (even though it took me three cups of Foglifter to make it through). Hope all the APs are doing well, and I'm looking forward to the day we have new songs/shows to chat about. pSychO HuGs, Bren Tormented By Demons wrote: My Dearest Johnny, How are you Today my snooky-wookums? Well tHe new director tells me you hAd a sex-chaNge operation last weeK. Which might explain why the charming young laSs who visited me yesterdAy reminded me so much of you. Tomorrow I leave for Milan with my usual traveLing companions - Liberace and Elton John - and thought I'd tell you the whole stOry of what happened to your poor sister and her run-in with thaT nasty Robert Edsel. The nerve of that man. I remember when he lived here. He was in the room right next to mine, exCept his bed had shackles attached to the pOsts to keep him from devouring his own limbs in his sleeP. Edsel is a no-go, lemon merengue for gray matter if you ask me. But back to my sorrY excuse for cognitive clarity... I took the liberty of hiding the story online, in case one of these seedy brigands interCepted my correspondence to you. Honestly, it mAkes a poor girl long for a warm jar of anThrax to give these ne'er-do-wells and their eager letter-openers a nice surprise. You may read the whole thing here at your leisure: http://www.dir.ca.gov/dlse/TAC/41-03.pdf Or you could take the long route and peruse the demise of several other lovely daughters, shot down in their mistaken flights like lonesome doves: http://www.dir.ca.gov/dlse/DLSE-TACs.html I know your razor-sharp intellect can rifle through this tomfoolery and shoo away the superfluous bamboozlement. But should you be busy massaging some nice lad's face with your wandering knuckles, as you seem destined to do on an almost-daily basis, I've whipped up some tasty hors d'oeuvres to whet your appetite: *Findings Of Fact section* page 8 / point 11 - You go from curious to worried, suddenly asking yourself, "how on earth is she going to survive this mess?" The plot thickens to the consistency of road tar. Our darling sets up a collateral plan which basically says she has to give her entire life away to pay off a $200k loan. page 10 / point 14 - Ever the martyr, she went uncompensated for her performance at the RAINN concert, August 13th of 2002. All proceeds went toward her loan. Uva uvam vivendo varia fit. page 11 / point 15 - It took you 1.5 years to secure a live show for this lovely dervish? What the blazes kind of 'agent' are you exactly? Thanks a lot copy cat! page 13 / point 19 - "Void ab initio." The girl is brilliant. This should be the title of her next album. *Legal Analysis section* page 20 / point 9 - Edsel is nailed to the wall. *Order section* Page 28 - $125,090.22. That's about what my medications cost each year. The new director just asked me what I was writing. I told him, "Informer, yah no se dada me snow me ah go blem. A licky boom boom down." With love and snuggle-wuggles, Mom ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 5 Aug 2007 07:59:24 -0700 (PDT) From: J L Subject: Re: Poe vs. Agon Investment Group Hanks a lot copy cat? OK ... Thanks for the links, though - very interesting and illuminating. It explains a lot, really ... Cheers, JR - --- Tormented By Demons wrote: > > My Dearest Johnny, > > How are you Today my snooky-wookums? Well tHe new > director tells me > you hAd a sex-chaNge operation last weeK. Which > might explain why the > charming young laSs who visited me yesterdAy > reminded me so much of > you. > > Tomorrow I leave for Milan with my usual traveLing > companions - > Liberace and Elton John - and thought I'd tell you > the whole stOry of > what happened to your poor sister and her run-in > with thaT nasty > Robert Edsel. > > The nerve of that man. I remember when he lived > here. He was in the > room right next to mine, exCept his bed had shackles > attached to the > pOsts to keep him from devouring his own limbs in > his sleeP. Edsel is > a no-go, lemon merengue for gray matter if you ask > me. > > But back to my sorrY excuse for cognitive clarity... > I took the > liberty of hiding the story online, in case one of > these seedy > brigands interCepted my correspondence to you. > Honestly, it mAkes a > poor girl long for a warm jar of anThrax to give > these ne'er-do-wells > and their eager letter-openers a nice surprise. > > You may read the whole thing here at your leisure: > http://www.dir.ca.gov/dlse/TAC/41-03.pdf > > Or you could take the long route and peruse the > demise of several > other lovely daughters, shot down in their mistaken > flights like > lonesome doves: > http://www.dir.ca.gov/dlse/DLSE-TACs.html > > I know your razor-sharp intellect can rifle through > this tomfoolery > and shoo away the superfluous bamboozlement. But > should you be busy > massaging some nice lad's face with your wandering > knuckles, as you > seem destined to do on an almost-daily basis, I've > whipped up some > tasty hors d'oeuvres to whet your appetite: > > > *Findings Of Fact section* > page 8 / point 11 - You go from curious to worried, > suddenly asking > yourself, "how on earth is she going to survive this > mess?" The plot > thickens to the consistency of road tar. Our darling > sets up a > collateral plan which basically says she has to give > her entire life > away to pay off a $200k loan. > > page 10 / point 14 - Ever the martyr, she went > uncompensated for her > performance at the RAINN concert, August 13th of > 2002. All proceeds > went toward her loan. Uva uvam vivendo varia fit. > > page 11 / point 15 - It took you 1.5 years to secure > a live show for > this lovely dervish? What the blazes kind of 'agent' > are you exactly? > Thanks a lot copy cat! > > page 13 / point 19 - "Void ab initio." The girl is > brilliant. This > should be the title of her next album. > > *Legal Analysis section* > page 20 / point 9 - Edsel is nailed to the wall. > > *Order section* > Page 28 - $125,090.22. That's about what my > medications cost each year. > > > The new director just asked me what I was writing. I > told him, > "Informer, yah no se dada me snow me ah go blem. A > licky boom boom > down." > > > With love and snuggle-wuggles, > > Mom > ____________________________________________________________________________________ Building a website is a piece of cake. Yahoo! Small Business gives you all the tools to get online. http://smallbusiness.yahoo.com/webhosting ------------------------------ End of angry-psychos-digest V12 #25 ***********************************