From: owner-angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org (angry-psychos-digest) To: angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org Subject: angry-psychos-digest V7 #260 Reply-To: angry-psychos@smoe.org Sender: owner-angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk X-To-Unsubscribe: Send mail to "angry-psychos-digest-request@smoe.org" X-To-Unsubscribe: with "unsubscribe" as the body. angry-psychos-digest Saturday, September 14 2002 Volume 07 : Number 260 Today's Subjects: ----------------- PR: center of the sun [FallenAngel1204@aol.com] NPR GIRLS [CtProse10@aol.com] RE: NPR GIRLS ["Pierce, Marshall" ] RE: NPR GIRLS ["Pierce, Marshall" ] Re: NPR GIRLS [CtProse10@aol.com] RE: NPR GIRLS ["Pierce, Marshall" ] RE: NPR GIRLS [Cyberfan Corporation ] RE: NPR GIRLS [Kate Harper ] RE: NPR GIRLS (language - cover yer eyes) [".:[Travis]:." ] RE: NPR GIRLS (language - cover yer eyes) ["Ed Hunsinger" Subject: RE: NPR GIRLS Knock her on the head, and throw her over you shoulder...Worked in olden times, and Animal House, should be good for you...=) - -----Original Message----- From: CtProse10@aol.com [mailto:CtProse10@aol.com] Sent: Friday, September 13, 2002 3:57 PM To: angry-psychos@smoe.org Subject: NPR GIRLS I didn't know where else to turn for this. Do any of you wonderful APS, especially the "females" out there have any ideas or pointers as to how i should ask the girl out? i am rather shy, so... thanx for your time Happy Landings All the Best Christopher ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 13 Sep 2002 16:02:55 -0400 From: "Pierce, Marshall" Subject: RE: NPR GIRLS Just in case you did not know better (I am sure you do), that was a joke!! =) - -----Original Message----- From: CtProse10@aol.com [mailto:CtProse10@aol.com] Sent: Friday, September 13, 2002 3:57 PM To: angry-psychos@smoe.org Subject: NPR GIRLS I didn't know where else to turn for this. Do any of you wonderful APS, especially the "females" out there have any ideas or pointers as to how i should ask the girl out? i am rather shy, so... thanx for your time Happy Landings All the Best Christopher ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 13 Sep 2002 16:04:22 EDT From: CtProse10@aol.com Subject: Re: NPR GIRLS thanx for the advice, how could i go wrong without you? all the best - -Christopher ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 13 Sep 2002 16:08:09 -0400 From: "Pierce, Marshall" Subject: RE: NPR GIRLS OK, OK..In all seriousness I can relate to your plight. Especially if you have been stomped on before. The simple approach some times is the best, strike up a conversation and see if there is any activities that you guys share (flicks, plays, music, ect.) Then ask if she would like to join you in one. Might not be the most romantic approach, but sometimes the stripped down approach is better. - -----Original Message----- From: CtProse10@aol.com [mailto:CtProse10@aol.com] Sent: Friday, September 13, 2002 4:04 PM To: MRPierce@mail.ifas.ufl.edu; angry-psychos@smoe.org Subject: Re: NPR GIRLS thanx for the advice, how could i go wrong without you? all the best - -Christopher ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 13 Sep 2002 13:24:54 -0700 (MST) From: Cyberfan Corporation Subject: RE: NPR GIRLS On Fri, 13 Sep 2002, Pierce, Marshall wrote: > > OK, OK..In all seriousness I can relate to your plight. Especially if you > have been stomped on before. The simple approach some times is the best, > strike up a conversation and see if there is any activities that you guys > share (flicks, plays, music, ect.) Then ask if she would like to join you in > one. Might not be the most romantic approach, but sometimes the stripped > down approach is better. > *************************************************************************** I agree... It is also nice to do things in a group... Much easier on everybody... LIKE... "Hey ya... some friends and I are getting together at the local choke and puke on hwy 94 at 8p. Do you to join us??? Bring anybody you want... It will be fun. *** If you want the one-on-one date... "Hey ya... If you don't have plans already, but I would like to take you to the local choke and puke on hwy 94 for some food and chat. I think you are great and would like to talk to you more." *** Regardless of a group or one-on-one... ALWAYS compliment on how nice she looks, when you pick her up or see her for the first time. All women enjoy compliments... The one's that don't will turn you to stone if you look them in the eye. =) Have fun. Dating is a tough thing, but gets easier with practice and patience!!! ******************************************************************* JK/// Jarrod Kniff Cyberfan Corporation jarrod@cyberfan.com ******************************************************************* http://www.poe.org http://www.shakedown.st ******************************************************************* On Fri, 13 Sep 2002, Pierce, Marshall wrote: > > OK, OK..In all seriousness I can relate to your plight. Especially if you > have been stomped on before. The simple approach some times is the best, > strike up a conversation and see if there is any activities that you guys > share (flicks, plays, music, ect.) Then ask if she would like to join you in > one. Might not be the most romantic approach, but sometimes the stripped > down approach is better. > > -----Original Message----- > From: CtProse10@aol.com [mailto:CtProse10@aol.com] > Sent: Friday, September 13, 2002 4:04 PM > To: MRPierce@mail.ifas.ufl.edu; angry-psychos@smoe.org > Subject: Re: NPR GIRLS > > thanx for the advice, how could i go wrong without you? > > all the best > -Christopher ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 13 Sep 2002 13:34:07 -0700 (PDT) From: Kate Harper Subject: RE: NPR GIRLS > "Hey ya... some friends and I are getting together > at the local choke and > puke on hwy 94 at 8p. Do you to join us??? Bring hehe :) the "local choke and puke?" never heard that one. just a tip, since you're looking for advice...might not want to mention the words "choke" and "puke" when asking for a date ;) of course, your results may vary. see local girl for details. harper Yahoo! News - Today's headlines http://news.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 13 Sep 2002 14:54:54 -0600 (MDT) From: ".:[Travis]:." Subject: RE: NPR GIRLS (language - cover yer eyes) I say go for cliche pickup lines: Is your daddy a thief? No. Then who stole those diamonds and put them in your eyes? Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home. Guy goes up to a girl, licks his finger, touches her on the shoulder, and then touches himself (all this while she is watching him) and says: How about you and I get out of these wet clothes? Mmmm, you bring new meaning to the word "edible". Excuse me. Do you wanna fuck or should I apologize? This is your lucky day, because I just happen to be single. I had sex with someone last night. Was that you? From: MAD Magazine: Classic Flops Spring 1986. 9 Very Unsuccessful Pickup Lines: 1. Would you like to see my boa constrictor? 2. Is that a false nose? 3. You look like a hooker I knew in Fresno. 4. I'm drunk. 5. Hi, my friends call me Creepy. 6. Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed? 7. I just threw up. 8. You're ugly but you intrigue me. 9. I had to find out what kind of woman would go out dressed like that. Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself. Travis =-=[Travis Ogden]-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= ICQ UIN: #30220771 "Courage is not defined by those who AIM ID: Gen2600 fought and did not fall, but by those Email: who fought, fell, and rose again." traviso@FreeBSDFoo.com Website: http://www.FreeBSDFoo.com/~traviso =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 13 Sep 2002 16:57:40 EDT From: KrodKnid@aol.com Subject: Re: NPR GIRLS In a message dated 9/13/2002 4:34:19 PM Eastern Daylight Time, roisin4@yahoo.com writes: > hehe :) the "local choke and puke?" never heard that > one. just a tip, since you're looking for > advice...might not want to mention the words "choke" > and "puke" when asking for a date ;) of course, your > results may vary. see local girl for details. > harper > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yes, that is one to avoid...as is the regrettable "I'd eat a mile of your shit just to see where it came from." That one is a definite no-no. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 13 Sep 2002 17:12:34 EDT From: CtProse10@aol.com Subject: Re: NPR GIRLS how bout this one: "i'm in a building that has 2000 floors, and when they all come down, i think you know it's you their falling for..." i know thats a little off, but i haven't listened to the song in a while... again, any additional tips, encouragement, or anything you have to say, would be appreciate.... Happy landings All the best Christopher ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 13 Sep 2002 17:22:53 -0400 From: "Andrea E. Jackman" Subject: Re: NPR GIRLS - ----- Original Message ----- From: "Pierce, Marshall" The simple approach some times is the best, strike up a conversation and see if there is any activities that you guys share (flicks, plays, music, ect.) Then ask if she would like to join you in one. Might not be the most romantic approach, but sometimes the stripped down approach is better. _________________________________________________ i myself find that simply stripping down really gets their attention . . . but seriously, the old friendly : "What do you like to do for amusement" conversation is a good steady. Also telling her you haven't seen her before and she needs to be seen out more and could you help her with that . . . :) ///Andrea littleREDelf ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 13 Sep 2002 18:46:24 -0400 From: "Ed Hunsinger" Subject: RE: NPR GIRLS (language - cover yer eyes) - -----Original Message----- From: owner-angry-psychos@smoe.org [mailto:owner-angry-psychos@smoe.org] On Behalf Of .:[Travis]:. Sent: Friday, September 13, 2002 4:55 PM To: angry-psychos@smoe.org Subject: RE: NPR GIRLS (language - cover yer eyes) I say go for cliche pickup lines: Mmmm, you bring new meaning to the word "edible". - ----------- I love having my name, not only do I get to take part in such words as Ed-ible, I also get Nak-Ed as well :) - ----- Ed Hunsinger edward@hunsinger.org ------------------------------ End of angry-psychos-digest V7 #260 ***********************************