From: owner-angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org (angry-psychos-digest) To: angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org Subject: angry-psychos-digest V7 #89 Reply-To: angry-psychos@smoe.org Sender: owner-angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk X-To-Unsubscribe: Send mail to "angry-psychos-digest-request@smoe.org" X-To-Unsubscribe: with "unsubscribe" as the body. angry-psychos-digest Thursday, March 28 2002 Volume 07 : Number 089 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: NPR: Not a virgin [KrodKnid@aol.com] Re: Not a virgin [KrodKnid@aol.com] RE: Gathering of the Psycho Clans 2003 ["Ed Hunsinger" ] Re NPR Woohoo privacy! ["sp00k@poe.org" ] Psycho gathering ["Sarah Lippert" ] NPR...Oscar boobies [KrodKnid@aol.com] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed, 27 Mar 2002 02:14:03 EST From: KrodKnid@aol.com Subject: Re: NPR: Not a virgin In a message dated 3/26/2002 9:02:16 PM Eastern Standard Time, dolphin100580@hotmail.com writes: > I wish, but I'm a girl, too. > :) > Erin > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Whew! Thank you:-) ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 27 Mar 2002 02:16:47 EST From: KrodKnid@aol.com Subject: Re: Not a virgin In a message dated 3/26/2002 9:06:25 PM Eastern Standard Time, dolphin100580@hotmail.com writes: > sure... > *hands out cigars and cake* > erin > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You mean Bill Clinton was your first!? Oh nooooooooo.... ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 27 Mar 2002 03:27:30 -0500 From: "Ed Hunsinger" Subject: RE: Gathering of the Psycho Clans 2003 You know I'll be there. Those that know me know I have no musical talent. God, I hope I can get a job when I graduate, otherwise I'm hitchhiking to Vegas with my cardboard box hotel in tow. - -Ed ed@poe.org http://ed.hunsinger.org ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 27 Mar 2002 03:27:30 -0500 From: "Ed Hunsinger" Subject: RE: National AP Gathering 2003 Just one Poe concert? Sheeeit I'll bring the whole navelsex stash.. :) Chartering a plane for the APs. Man, that would be one to tell the grandkids. :) - -Ed - -----Original Message----- From: owner-angry-psychos@smoe.org [mailto:owner-angry-psychos@smoe.org] On Behalf Of Dan98908@aol.com Sent: Sunday, March 24, 2002 3:39 PM To: LolipopFailure@aol.com; angry-psychos@smoe.org Subject: Re: National AP Gathering 2003 Hello LolipopFailure@aol.com, In reference to your comment: h well, maybe some of us east coast APs could hook up h for the trip and maybe split some costs. we have h plenty of time to plan, so lets not give up yet ;-) No THAT's the spirit!!! I know this sounds far fetched, but there is enough planning time that it COULD work! If we get 100 East Coast APs coming we could charter a 737 from one of the cheap east coast cities and have a REALLY fun flight! Then it would be the cost of getting to say NYC or DC or somewhere and about 200 a person for your very own Psycho jet! I have a buddy that owns one of the larger charter operations I think he would do it maybe even a little cheaper. IF we get 100 that want to do that I will be happy to set it up. Can you imagine watching a Poe concert video as your in flight entertainment and having Haunted and Hello as the Muzak? I am serious about this you guys, I have set up a bunch of charters before ( notice the www.inflightmedical.com domain for the AP BBS???) and this is VERY doable! ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 27 Mar 2002 06:19:01 -0500 From: "sp00k@poe.org" Subject: Re NPR Woohoo privacy! - ----- Original Message ----- > Sent: Tuesday, March 26, 2002 10:46 PM Subject: NPR: Woohoo privacy! > > http://www.cafepress.com/cp/store/store.aspx?storeid=ytdaw . And this isn't > shameless plugging of a store, it's a cause. > CafePress.com Store Not Found ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 27 Mar 2002 11:55:55 -0500 From: "Sarah Lippert" Subject: Psycho gathering I really, really wanna go!!! but, unfortunately, i can't. i have no way their, and like my parents would let a soon to be 15 year old go to vegas & meet a bunch of people she only knows through emails for a famous singer/songwriters birthday. ohh how i wish they would. *sigh*... anyway, it will probably be so much fun. make sure you guys take plenty of pictures! ~SaraH Badkittie516 and Jezebel0621 on AIM "just when you realize the light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an on coming train..." _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 27 Mar 2002 23:46:10 EST From: KrodKnid@aol.com Subject: NPR...Oscar boobies AMERICANS ALARMED BY SIGHT OF GWYNETH PALTROWbS BREASTS Ridge Urges Calm An opinion poll taken in the aftermath of Sunday nightbs Oscar broadcast revealed that an overwhelming majority of Americans were bvery alarmedb by the sight of actress Gwyneth Paltrowbs breasts. A full 92% of those polled agreed with the statement bI was alarmed by seeing Gwyneth Paltrowbs breasts in that highly unflattering see-through dress she was wearing,b with 83% agreeing with the statement, bIbm really scared of them.b On Monday morning, industrial production ground to a halt across the U.S. as workers stopped what they were doing to discuss whether they had, in fact, seen Ms. Paltrowbs breasts through her seemingly transparent dress. bWhether they actually saw Gwyneth Paltrowbs breasts or not is beside the point,b said Ms. Sheila Densmore, a workplace-issue psychologist in Bethesda, Maryland. bThe key here is that they think they saw her breasts and are frightened by them.b Meanwhile, in Seattle, anti-globalization forces rioted in protest over what they called ban attempt on the part of Gwyneth Paltrowbs breasts to dominate global markets.b bPeople can no longer ignore what Gwyneth Paltrowbs breastsb true intentions are,b one protester said. bHer breasts will not be satisfied until they take over the world.b As Paltrow breast-related panic rose to a fever pitch across the nation, Homeland Defense Secretary Tom Ridge took to the airways to urge calm, but caution. bI am currently issuing a code yellow alert, which means that we have information of a credible threat to America from Gwyneth Paltrowbs breasts,b Ridge said. Ridge, however, refused to confirm published reports that one of Ms. Paltrowb s breasts, the left one, had recently applied for a student visa. Andy Borowitz ------------------------------ End of angry-psychos-digest V7 #89 **********************************