From: owner-angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org (angry-psychos-digest) To: angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org Subject: angry-psychos-digest V6 #242 Reply-To: angry-psychos@smoe.org Sender: owner-angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk X-To-Unsubscribe: Send mail to "angry-psychos-digest-request@smoe.org" X-To-Unsubscribe: with "unsubscribe" as the body. angry-psychos-digest Sunday, June 10 2001 Volume 06 : Number 242 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: KPR: Hey Pretty video... ["Vanessa Miranda" ] Re: please help! I'm going crazy..... ["Kelli" ] Re: Re: Fw: IF YOU DELETE THIS... ["Kelli" ] Re: NPR: please help! I'm going crazy..... [KrodKnid@aol.com] NPR: Riddle [EMOKidsSmell@aol.com] NPR- Chain letters ["Bad Bender" ] hey pretty where are you? [BluesyBear@aol.com] Re: KPR: Hey Pretty video.. [PoeKittie@aol.com] Book list [MUDD47@aol.com] NPR Re: Book list. IF YOU DELETE THIS YOU SERIOUSLY DON'T HAVE GOOD LITERARY TASTE [The Slickster ] Re: NPR: please help! I'm going crazy..... [ThegirIy@aol.com] NPR: Books ["Denise Helton" ] Re: more cant miss books [littleraisingirl ] Re: NPR: Books [KrodKnid@aol.com] Re: more cant miss books [KrodKnid@aol.com] one VERY good book [Krisygrin5@aol.com] Re: one VERY good book ["Chris Douglass" ] Re: one VERY good book [KrodKnid@aol.com] NPRNPRNPRNPR...NPR...pix [KrodKnid@aol.com] NPR: Russian Authors ["Denise Helton" ] Re: NPR Books and Wet Seal [Thinggeee@aol.com] NPR Re: more cant miss books NPR ["not an angel" Subject: Re: KPR: Hey Pretty video... >From: "*~* Melissa *~*" >To: deadly_plague1@yahoo.com, angry-psychos@smoe.org >Subject: KPR: Hey Pretty video... >Date: Fri, 08 Jun 2001 13:16:18 -0700 > > >Am I the ONLY one who HASN'T seen the blasted video?????? > >I feel so out of the loop, I can't do the RealVideo thing, if it were on >Windows Media I MIGHT be able to view it on my computer. > >I don't have cable TV and neither do any of my friends (hey, food is a >little more important than getting lots of channels on the TV) > >So I guess unless I accidently happen to be walking by Wet Seal and see it >on their TV's, I'll NEVER get to see it..... > >WAAAAA! WAAAAAA! ;) > >Melissa (who wishes money grew on trees) Nope your not the only one. i havent seen it either and i can get it on the realvideo thing either : ( and i dont have cable. i guess were both pretty much screwed eh? : ( damn it! _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 9 Jun 2001 02:03:05 EDT From: EMOKidsSmell@aol.com Subject: NPR: please help! I'm going crazy..... Please guys! I need help with this riddle.....ONCE AGAIN! What's greater than God, more evil than the devil. Poor people have it, rich people want it. If you eat it you'll die. Please help! No one has responded to this and I really want to know. I can't figure it out! Megan ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 09 Jun 2001 06:07:22 -0000 From: "Vanessa Miranda" Subject: NPR: Re: Fw: IF YOU DELETE THIS... >From: PussyCat Moore >To: angry-psychos@smoe.org >Subject: Re: Fw: IF YOU DELETE THIS... >Date: Fri, 8 Jun 2001 19:20:57 -0700 (PDT) > > >excuse the vulgarity, but i had to pass this one on. >------------------------------------------------------ > >Hello, my name is Emanon. > >I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor >scores on my SAT's, >extreme virginity, and fear of being kidnapped and >executed by anal >electrocution. > >I also suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 >billion fucking chain >letters sent to me by people who actually believe that >if you >send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with >a breast on her >forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it >removed before >her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak >show. > >Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to >give you, and >everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? > >How stupid are we? > >"Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and >make a wish, I'll >get laid by every Playboy model in the magazine!" > >What a bunch of bullshit. > >Basically, this message is a big FUCK YOU to all the >people out there >who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid >chain mail >forwards. > >Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into >my bedroom and >sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain >that was started by >Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget >pilgrims on the >Mayflower and which, if it makes it to the year 2000, >will be in the >Guinness Book of World Records for longest continuous >streak of blatant >stupidity. > >Fuck them. > >If you're going to forward something, at least send me >something mildly >amusing. > >I've seen all the "send this to 50 of your closest >friends, and this >poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow >receive a nickel >from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. > >I don't fucking care. > >Show a little intelligence and think about what you're >actually >contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances >are, it's your >own unpopularity. > >The point being? If you get some chain letter that's >threatening to >leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your >life, DELETE IT. > >If it's funny, send it on. > >Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about >a leper in >Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to a dead >elephant for 27 years and >whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll >receive if you >forward this email, lest he end up like Miranda. >Right? > >Now forward THIS to everyone you know. Otherwise, >tomorrow morning your >underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your >genitals. > >All my love! > >Emanon >(That's "No-Name" spelled backwards, for all you >nondislexic >individuals) LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! That's soooo funny! P.S. you should get that virginity cleared up. i hear its really bad for you _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 9 Jun 2001 02:17:10 EDT From: Prozackitty16@aol.com Subject: Re: NPR: please help! I'm going crazy..... a witty tongue?? ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 09 Jun 2001 06:24:05 -0000 From: "C D" Subject: Re: NPR: please help! I'm going crazy..... The answer is: Nothing >From: EMOKidsSmell@aol.com >To: angry-psychos@smoe.org >Subject: NPR: please help! I'm going crazy..... >Date: Sat, 9 Jun 2001 02:03:05 EDT > > >Please guys! I need help with this riddle.....ONCE AGAIN! >What's greater than God, more evil than the devil. Poor people have it, >rich >people want it. If you eat it you'll die. >Please help! No one has responded to this and I really want to know. I >can't >figure it out! >Megan _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 9 Jun 2001 04:43:29 -0500 From: "Kelli" Subject: Re: whether you care or not, bwa ha ha! i drive through there when i go visit my mom in austin > I live in Georgetown, TX (don't worry, no one's ever heard of it) ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 9 Jun 2001 04:44:55 -0500 From: "Kelli" Subject: Re: please help! I'm going crazy..... the answer is "nothing" - ----- Original Message ----- From: To: Sent: Saturday, June 09, 2001 1:03 AM Subject: NPR: please help! I'm going crazy..... > > Please guys! I need help with this riddle.....ONCE AGAIN! > What's greater than God, more evil than the devil. Poor people have it, rich > people want it. If you eat it you'll die. > Please help! No one has responded to this and I really want to know. I can't > figure it out! > Megan ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 9 Jun 2001 04:51:03 -0500 From: "Kelli" Subject: Re: Re: Fw: IF YOU DELETE THIS... haha ok that was THE BEST forward ive ever gotten i have to save that one..rofl ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 9 Jun 2001 09:55:56 EDT From: KrodKnid@aol.com Subject: Re: NPR: please help! I'm going crazy..... In a message dated 6/9/2001 2:15:16 AM Eastern Daylight Time, EMOKidsSmell@aol.com writes: > Please guys! I need help with this riddle.....ONCE AGAIN! > What's greater than God, more evil than the devil. Poor people have it, > rich > people want it. If you eat it you'll die. > Please help! No one has responded to this and I really want to know. I > can't > figure it out! > Megan > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> > Ta da! The answer is "nothing". > That is a test that was given to adults and little kids. The little kids > got it more often than the adults. They aren't complicated enough yet, so ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 9 Jun 2001 11:53:05 EDT From: EMOKidsSmell@aol.com Subject: NPR: Riddle Thank you! Sorry for the one liner but thank you!!!! Megan ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 9 Jun 2001 12:17:29 -0500 From: "Bad Bender" Subject: NPR- Chain letters I forget who forwarded the recent chain letter, doesn't matter really. They had good intentions. What disturbs me is the people that responded with what seemed to be personal attacks. There are people who check their email every 15 minutes on this list so within 20 minutes of sending the chain letter they were most likely told of it's folly. Lets try to remain civil with each other, or I'll have to go medieval on your arse! : ) "When your opponent is down, kick him." ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 9 Jun 2001 13:55:56 EDT From: BluesyBear@aol.com Subject: hey pretty where are you? SON OF A BITCH......I dont have mtv 2 and EVERYTIME I PUT ON MTV I see either the STAIND video or Jay Lo or POP.... MTV has tremendous balls....when they DO decide the play videos at 3:00 a.m. they play the SAME CRAP that's on trl and all the other half hour video shows ARFFFFFFFF ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 9 Jun 2001 14:20:26 EDT From: PoeKittie@aol.com Subject: Re: KPR: Hey Pretty video.. <> Only way i got to see it was at 579 one day at the mall w/ a friend,I personally don't shop there,but one of our friend's moms manages the store so we stoped by to talk to her,and I say the video there,where I leaned on the counter and wouldn't talk to anyone till it was over. So iI guess you really will have to stumble into Wet Seal to see it. Scary thought huh? =\ I'll pray for you. ;) - -Jana- ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 9 Jun 2001 17:33:54 EDT From: MUDD47@aol.com Subject: Book list Hello Angry Psychos! I sent this to some friends and I thought, ah hell, I'll send it on to you guys too since I'm in desperate need of more books! So far I only have 21 on my list of 50 so please, by all means, send me ideas for good books! Read on....... "Fuck, am I just damaging to people everywhere? Am I just too loud and too wild and do I just need to let everybody live their lives and shut up and calm down?" -Angelina Jolie Return-path: From: MUDD47@aol.com Full-name: MUDD47 Message-ID: <54.15b698bf.28528173@aol.com> Date: Fri, 8 Jun 2001 15:28:51 EDT Subject: Book list To: Dunkpug@aol.com, micahjarnold@hotmail.com, Mstrjibr8@aol.com, jblock@students.miami.edu, soleil@gwu.edu, Corbear00@aol.com, Jmysback@aol.com, Katyln@aol.com, rush21479@hotmail.com, mdoeblin@yahoo.com, buddy76@hotmail.com, Canhoshi@aol.com, thelastlion@hotmail.com, Scott.Hutton@colorado.edu, jonathank@cs.stanford.edu, jezie@hotmail.com, NickVanAxl@hotmail.com, CLind311@aol.com, Merebear78@aol.com, RMalouff@aol.com, EskimoSpy7@aol.com, righteousbabe44@wildmail.com, Karen.Murphy@colorado.edu, mpetrie@gonzaga.edu, socrates201@hotmail.com, tytech@stanford.edu, siren@inhaler.nu MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" X-Mailer: AOL 6.0 for Windows US sub 10519 X-Converted-To-Plain-Text: from multipart/alternative by demime 0.97c X-Converted-To-Plain-Text: Alternative section used was text/plain Hey all; I'm enlisting you're help in a project I'm undertaking this next year. Being as that this is the first year in my reading life that I'm not forced to read texts I don't want to read, I'm composing a list of 50 books I MUST read in the next year. I'm already starting with a couple I have in mind but I really, really need suggestions! Please send me your suggestions, books you love, can't get out of your mind, are absolutely essential, etc. I guess I'm destined to be a nerdy english major for the rest of my life! A suggestion to all of you: a book called Et Tu, Babe by Mark Leyner. This has to be the most bizarre, funny and intelligent book I've ever read! I literally laugh out loud when reading it, it's that bizarre. If you get a chance, please PLEASE check it out, you won't regret it! Thanks for any and all help you guys can give me! Love Courtney - -"I don't think you're ready for this jelly My body's too bootylicious for you, baby" -Destiny's Child "Bootylicious" ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 9 Jun 2001 15:01:16 -0700 (PDT) From: The Slickster Subject: NPR Re: Book list. IF YOU DELETE THIS YOU SERIOUSLY DON'T HAVE GOOD LITERARY TASTE Lawrence Block, "Some Days You Get the Bear." It's a collection of short stories, and they're excellent. He's an excellent (not to mention hilarious) writer who also has a series of books centered around Bernie, a professional burgler (i.e. "The Burgler Who Studied Spinoza"). The Bernie series is great too, but I recommended "Some Days You Get the Bear" because it gives you a taste of several different types of his writing. Get personalized email addresses from Yahoo! Mail - only $35 a year! http://personal.mail.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 9 Jun 2001 17:54:07 EDT From: MUDD47@aol.com Subject: Here's the Book List so far... I've looked through your lists and such and added my books to the list. If your's isn't on here, don't fret just yet! The list is still building. I'd thought I'd send on for you guys as some basis.... I've only recieved lists from a few of you so keep on sending! I appreciate your input Love Courtney 50 Must Reads for Year 1. Et Tu, Babe-Mark Leyner 2. House of Leaves-Mark Z Danielewsky 3. Radical Sanity-Elizabeth Wurtzel 4. The Great Gatsby-F Scott Fitzgerald 5. The Monkey Wrench Gang-Edward Abbey 6. Bright Lights, Big City-Jay McInerney 7. Ulysses-James Joyce 8. Atlas Shrugged-Ayn Rand 9. Henry and June-Anais Nin 10. B Women in Love-DH Lawrence 11. Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy-Douglas Adams 2. Shebs come undone-Wally Lamb 13. Tropic of Cancer-Henry Miller 14. Fountainhead-Ayn Rand 15. Rubyfruit Jungle-Rita Mae Brown 16. We Were the Mulvaneys-Joyce Carol Oates 17. Rebecca-Dauphne DuMaurier 18. The Night Listener-Aumistad Maupin 19. The Virgin Suicides-Jeffery Eugenides 20. Bridge Across Forever-Richard Bach 21. Cunt-Inga Muscio "Fuck, am I just damaging to people everywhere? Am I just too loud and too wild and do I just need to let everybody live their lives and shut up and calm down?" -Angelina Jolie ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 9 Jun 2001 15:31:01 -0700 (PDT) From: Care Bear Subject: NPR: Re: This welcome letter told me to introduce myself, and,..... My friend goes to Stetson also. I am an FLAP too, I live near Daytona and Orlando in Deltona (a.k.a Deadtona) I got my friend to listen to POE and she loved Haunted. Even bought it for her! Cheers! Carrie ===== ************************************************************ "I've got "It", but it don't do me no good!" Helen Kane ************************************************************ Get personalized email addresses from Yahoo! Mail - only $35 a year! http://personal.mail.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 9 Jun 2001 18:32:48 EDT From: Tusk8@aol.com Subject: more cant miss books wally lamb: she's come undone arthur (um...): memoirs of a geisha peter jorgen: smillas sense of snow yah yah yah XxX noah ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 9 Jun 2001 15:51:49 -0700 (PDT) From: John H Subject: Re: Here's the Book List so far... Ethan Frome - Edith Wharton - --- MUDD47@aol.com wrote: > > I've looked through your lists and such and added my > books to the list. If > your's isn't on here, don't fret just yet! The list > is still building. I'd > thought I'd send on for you guys as some basis.... > I've only recieved lists from a few of you so keep > on sending! I appreciate > your input > Love > Courtney > > 50 Must Reads for Year > 1. Et Tu, Babe-Mark Leyner > 2. House of Leaves-Mark Z Danielewsky > 3. Radical Sanity-Elizabeth Wurtzel > 4. The Great Gatsby-F Scott Fitzgerald > 5. The Monkey Wrench Gang-Edward Abbey > 6. Bright Lights, Big City-Jay McInerney > 7. Ulysses-James Joyce > 8. Atlas Shrugged-Ayn Rand > 9. Henry and June-Anais Nin > 10. B Women in Love-DH Lawrence > 11. Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy-Douglas Adams > 2. Shebs come undone-Wally Lamb > 13. Tropic of Cancer-Henry Miller > 14. Fountainhead-Ayn Rand > 15. Rubyfruit Jungle-Rita Mae Brown > 16. We Were the Mulvaneys-Joyce Carol Oates > 17. Rebecca-Dauphne DuMaurier > 18. The Night Listener-Aumistad Maupin > 19. The Virgin Suicides-Jeffery Eugenides > 20. Bridge Across Forever-Richard Bach > 21. Cunt-Inga Muscio > > "Fuck, am I just damaging to people everywhere? > Am I just too loud and too wild and do I just need > to let everybody live > their lives and shut up and calm > down?" > -Angelina Jolie Get personalized email addresses from Yahoo! Mail - only $35 a year! http://personal.mail.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 9 Jun 2001 21:05:43 EDT From: ThegirIy@aol.com Subject: Re: NPR: please help! I'm going crazy..... In a message dated 6/9/2001 12:15:41 AM Mountain Daylight Time, EMOKidsSmell@aol.com writes: > Please guys! I need help with this riddle.....ONCE AGAIN! > What's greater than God, more evil than the devil. Poor people have it, > rich > people want it. If you eat it you'll die. > Please help! No one has responded to this and I really want to know. I > can't > figure it out! > Megan > > do you want the answer or hints?? i know the answer chick. let me know. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 09 Jun 2001 21:31:03 -0400 From: "Denise Helton" Subject: NPR: Books You should add "Ocean Sea" by Alessandro Baricco. The novel is very humorous, mysterious and highly unsettling. Also add "The Bell Jar" by Sylvia Plath. Denise - ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 09 Jun 2001 22:22:11 -0400 From: littleraisingirl Subject: Re: more cant miss books catcher in the rye by jd salinger atlas shrugged by ayn rand the fellowship of the ring by tolkien the grapes of wrath by john steinbeck the color purple by alice walker the great gatsby by fitzgerald Tusk8@aol.com wrote: > wally lamb: she's come undone > arthur (um...): memoirs of a geisha > peter jorgen: smillas sense of snow > > yah yah yah > > XxX > noah ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 9 Jun 2001 23:19:52 EDT From: KrodKnid@aol.com Subject: Re: NPR: Books In a message dated 6/9/2001 9:46:35 PM Eastern Daylight Time, denisehelton@hotmail.com writes: > Also add "The Bell Jar" by > Sylvia Plath. > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Definitely. Glad you suggested it, since I was debating another e-mail to add it to my list. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 9 Jun 2001 23:18:32 EDT From: KrodKnid@aol.com Subject: Re: more cant miss books In a message dated 6/9/2001 7:01:13 PM Eastern Daylight Time, Tusk8@aol.com writes: > peter jorgen: smillas sense of snow > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> An excellent movie too. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 9 Jun 2001 23:37:22 EDT From: Krisygrin5@aol.com Subject: one VERY good book also Franz Kafka's short stories...especially "the Metamophasis"...its amazing and thats all there is to it! ~Kristina ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 9 Jun 2001 23:56:49 -0400 From: "Chris Douglass" Subject: Re: one VERY good book Explorations in the psyche of a human cockroach. It was interesting at least. But I think the few of his short stories I've read were better. However, I second the nomination of The Metamorphasis, and would also like to tack on J.D. Salinger's Nine Stories, and Franny & Zooey. - --Chris ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 10 Jun 2001 00:08:30 EDT From: KrodKnid@aol.com Subject: Re: one VERY good book In a message dated 6/9/2001 11:53:39 PM Eastern Daylight Time, Krisygrin5@aol.com writes: > also Franz Kafka's short stories...especially "the Metamophosis"...its > amazing and thats all there is to it! > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> > "The Giant Mole" and "The Great Wall Of China" are good stories as well. > Might as well add Kafka's novels too, "The Trial" and "The Castle", and > Another incredible writer of stories is Anton Chekov. He will find a way into your heart every time. ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 10 Jun 2001 00:38:17 EDT From: KrodKnid@aol.com Subject: NPRNPRNPRNPR...NPR...pix Great Moments in Sports http://www.newtropics.com/sports/ ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 10 Jun 2001 00:38:35 -0400 From: "Denise Helton" Subject: NPR: Russian Authors I second the motion to add Anton Chekov to the list. His short stories are amazing and witty. Another good Russian writer is Leo Tolstoy. I would not want anyone to suffer through "War and Peace" but "Anna Karenina" is a novel that combines political theory, struggle for self identity and a juicy love story all in one. Denise - ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 10 Jun 2001 00:54:30 EDT From: Thinggeee@aol.com Subject: Re: NPR Books and Wet Seal Add Seth Speaks by Jane Roberts and the play of Waiting For Godot to the book list ((plays can count as books)). And I have found that Wet Seal is *not* that bad. The last time I was there, they had clothes buy 1 get 1 free. I found this black and white plaid-y skirt, with a belt that has little whip-like tassels on the end ((just screams, "I'm a Catholic school girl, of course.")), and in West Palm, I got this pooofy black goth-y skirt for $10. The only actual "problem" I've had with Wet Seal, was my friends' sister kicked my friend Jeremy and I out, cos Jeremy's gay ... ehhh ... that's just dumb. And I just got back from a punk show. Hehe, punkards are funn-e around here. It still amazes me that I see metal kids at punk shows, but hardly any punk kids at metal shows. ~Momma Mary ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 10 Jun 2001 00:54:00 -0400 From: "not an angel" Subject: NPR Re: more cant miss books NPR >wally lamb: she's come undone Very very good book. :) Other good books you might be interested in reading are: Pawn of Prophecy by David Eddings (sci-fi/fantasy) House of Incest by Anais Nin (prose poetry) any book of poetry by Pablo Neruda any play by Shakespeare (my favourite being Hamlet at the moment) Interview with the Vampire by Anne Rice Stranger in a Strange Land by Robert Heinlein (can you grok it?) Plato's Republic Brave New World by Aldous Huxley I'm sure there are other really great books but I've read all of those and loved them. Okay, so maybe, I didn't love Plato's Republic but it was definitely interesting even if I did Cliff Notes to get some of it. But in the end it's worth it :) ~*Tracey*~ http://www.writtenbyme.com/member/girl_goddess http://girlgoddess.epinions.com/user-girl_goddess http://alaskaoil.tripod.com _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com ------------------------------ End of angry-psychos-digest V6 #242 ***********************************