From: owner-angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org (angry-psychos-digest) To: angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org Subject: angry-psychos-digest V5 #170 Reply-To: angry-psychos@smoe.org Sender: owner-angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk X-To-Unsubscribe: Send mail to "angry-psychos-digest-request@smoe.org" X-To-Unsubscribe: with "unsubscribe" as the body. angry-psychos-digest Thursday, July 13 2000 Volume 05 : Number 170 Today's Subjects: ----------------- NPR:Joke [Davey08@aol.com] KPR: How pronounce Danielewski? ["Red Halcyon+On+On" ] How pronounce Danielewski? [Cyberfan Corporation ] Re: KPR: How pronounce Danielewski? [KrodKnid@aol.com] Re: KPR: How pronounce Danielewski? [Dark Cloak ] Re: NPR:Joke [Krisygrin5@aol.com] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed, 12 Jul 2000 14:13:18 EDT From: Davey08@aol.com Subject: NPR:Joke HOW TO BE ANNOYING 1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..." 5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. 7. Speak only in a "robot" voice. 8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly. 9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub". 10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies. 11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. 12. Sniffle incessantly. 13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles. 14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up." 16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think." 17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training." 18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace". 19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot." 20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol. 21. Practice making fax and modem noises. 22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss. 23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up. 24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance. 25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person." 26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy." 27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control. 28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment. 29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears. 30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room. - ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ - ----------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 12 Jul 2000 12:03:36 PDT From: "Red Halcyon+On+On" Subject: KPR: How pronounce Danielewski? Is it like Daniel-oow-ski, or Daniel-ev-ski? Similarly, what about Kieslowski: Kies-low-ski, or Kies-lov-ski? Lee "Do your dreams come true?" "I haven't had a nice dream for years." - -Trois Couleurs: Rouge ________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 12 Jul 2000 12:06:08 -0700 From: AT Subject: Re: NPR:Joke Davey08@aol.com wrote: > HOW TO BE ANNOYING 1-30 Blah blah..... you forgot this one: 31. Send stale chain letter to Angry-Psychos mailing list. Angerry Tererry ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 12 Jul 2000 20:08:17 +0000 (GMT) From: Cyberfan Corporation Subject: How pronounce Danielewski? Pronounced.... Daniel-oof-ski *************************************************** JK/// Jarrod Kniff President - Cyberfan Corporation jarrod@cyberfan.com ************* Comprehending Engineers ************* To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. *************************************************** ~*~ I'm the one that's got to die when it's time for me to die.... So let me live my life the way I want." ~Hendrix On Wed, 12 Jul 2000, Jarrod - Cyberfan Corporation wrote: > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Red Halcyon+On+On" > To: > Sent: Wednesday, July 12, 2000 12:03 PM > Subject: KPR: How pronounce Danielewski? > > > > > > Is it like Daniel-oow-ski, or Daniel-ev-ski? Similarly, what about > > Kieslowski: Kies-low-ski, or Kies-lov-ski? > > > > Lee > > "Do your dreams come true?" > > "I haven't had a nice dream for years." > > -Trois Couleurs: Rouge > > > > ________________________________________________________________________ > > Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com > > > > > > ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 12 Jul 2000 15:25:06 -0400 (EDT) From: Jason M Crawford Subject: NPR: BEASTIE BOYS/RATM ADVANCE TICKETS-ROUND 2 (fwd) Okay, hate me if you will. Love me if you like, but here is the advanced ticket sales link for the upcoming concert. I know there have been some other people interested in this. Flame away, delete or whatever. If you want to go, just follow the link, the directions and toss out some money. I think this is a spectacular service provided for the fans. I'm just trying to share the love, baby! Heck, I'd give you a hug if I could. Take the link instead :) Ciao for now, Jason ATTENTION BEASTIE BOYS/RATM FANS: Here we go. The 2nd round Beastie Boys / Rage Against The Machine tickets are going on sale on the Internet before anywhere else! Advance ticket sales start Thursday, July 13th at 10:00 am (ET) and end Friday, July 14 at 5:00 pm (ET). After that they're available to the public. Click to see if your city's on sale: http://news.beastieboys.com/cgi-bin/gx.cgi/mcp?p=63EbB03EbJ43U1A01200mieRRieUG A big shoutout to everyone that made round one of our on-line sales such an overwhelming success. And sit tight--If tickets haven't gone on sale near you, they will soon! Tell your friends. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Hello PSYCHOS! http://www.beastieboys.com http://www.ratm.com http://www.grandroyal.com If you do not wish to receive future BEASTIE BOYS mailings, click: http://news.artistdirect.com/cgi-bin/gx.cgi/mcp?p=63EbD39wG3EbJ43U1A01200mieRRieUG If you do not wish to receive future RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE mailings, click: http://news.artistdirect.com/cgi-bin/gx.cgi/mcp?p=63EbF39wK3EbJ43U1A01200mieRRieUG If you do not wish to receive future GRAND ROYAL mailings, click: http://news.artistdirect.com/cgi-bin/gx.cgi/mcp?p=63EbI39wO3EbJ43U1A01200mieRRieUG Please do not remove this tracking code annmn:[63EbJ03EbJ43U1A01200mieRRieUG] ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 12 Jul 2000 12:32:04 PDT From: "Jason Muncy" Subject: Re: KPR: How pronounce Danielewski? I would say it is "daniel-ef-ski" based on the fact my family name is Wroblewski and when pronouced properly in Polish, it is "Vro-Blef-ski" Just a guess- I only know the 4 or 5 words of Polish my grandparents taught me ________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 12 Jul 2000 15:37:17 EDT From: KrodKnid@aol.com Subject: Re: KPR: How pronounce Danielewski? In a message dated 7/12/2000 3:31:22 PM Eastern Daylight Time, red_halcyon@hotmail.com writes: << Is it like Daniel-oow-ski, or Daniel-ev-ski? Similarly, what about Kieslowski: Kies-low-ski, or Kies-lov-ski? >> Probably the "V" version...I know in Polish those "owicz" endings are pronounced "ovitch". Shostakovitch would be Shostokowicz in Polish. It's like the German W in Wagner ( Vagner...the composer) ...like Tchaikowsky is also Chaikovski, et al. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 12 Jul 2000 12:39:41 -0700 (PDT) From: Dark Cloak Subject: Re: KPR: How pronounce Danielewski? Yes, I've been wondering that myself. It's hard to ask for someones book, When all you can pronounce of their name is Mark. :) - -Darkcloak - --- "Red Halcyon+On+On" > wrote: > >Is it like Daniel-oow-ski, or Daniel-ev-ski? Similarly, what about >Kieslowski: Kies-low-ski, or Kies-lov-ski? > >Lee >"Do your dreams come true?" >"I haven't had a nice dream for years." >-Trois Couleurs: Rouge > >________________________________________________________________________ >Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com _____________________________________________________________ Come to the Darksites ---> http://www.darksites.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 13 Jul 2000 00:02:57 EDT From: Krisygrin5@aol.com Subject: Re: NPR:Joke well i thought it was hilarious! kept me laughing ------------------------------ End of angry-psychos-digest V5 #170 ***********************************