From: owner-angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org (angry-psychos-digest) To: angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org Subject: angry-psychos-digest V5 #158 Reply-To: angry-psychos@smoe.org Sender: owner-angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk X-To-Unsubscribe: Send mail to "angry-psychos-digest-request@smoe.org" X-To-Unsubscribe: with "unsubscribe" as the body. angry-psychos-digest Wednesday, June 28 2000 Volume 05 : Number 158 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: NPR (but funny!): Tourist Takes Shark to Hotel Room [BUDave18@aol.com] NPR: great joke for all [Davey08@aol.com] MZD ["Tim Dube" ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue, 27 Jun 2000 02:49:16 EDT From: BUDave18@aol.com Subject: Re: NPR (but funny!): Tourist Takes Shark to Hotel Room Who the hell cares? This isnt even a cool off topic post.. *grumble* heh im a bitch peace, Seb :) In a message dated 6/27/00 1:37:45 AM, Davey08@aol.com writes: << Tourist Takes Shark to Hotel Room .c The Associated Press LISBON, Portugal (AP) - A photo just wasn't enough to prove this fish story. A British tourist in Portugal who had a triumphant deep-sea fishing trip decided to take his trophy, a 5-foot shark, back to his hotel room. Only it was still alive. The 38-year-old Briton, whose name was not given, managed to sneak the slippery specimen into his room at the posh Marinotel hotel in the town of Vilamoura, the weekly Expresso said Saturday. He then called the reception desk to report that he had a live shark in his bathtub. The bathroom was flooded, according to hotel employees who rushed to the scene. The fish apparently still had some fight left when the man immersed it in the filled tub, the newspaper said. When the tourist checked out of the hotel after a week's vacation, he left a humorous thank-you note, saying he hoped the management had enjoyed the gift, according to Expresso. There was no word on the fate of the fish. It wasn't immediately clear whether the hotel restaurant serves shark fin soup. >> ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 27 Jun 2000 05:00:17 EDT From: Davey08@aol.com Subject: NPR: great joke for all "on the job" ================================================== SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained, through our program of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle. Employees who do not take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in Departmental Employee Evaluation Programs (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to Employee Attitude Training (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since your managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they do not have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, because they are full of S.H.I.T. already. If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job, training others. We can add your name to our Basic Understanding Lecture List (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.). Those who are full of B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T. will get S.H.I.T. jobs, and can apply for promotion to Director of Intensity Programming (D.I.P. S.H.I.T.). If you have any questions, please direct them to our Head Of Training Special High Intensity Training (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.). =================================================== ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 27 Jun 2000 13:17:03 PDT From: "Tim Dube" Subject: MZD I don't think anyone has mentioned this yet but on Hole's web page there are courtney's picks and eric's pics sections and if you go to eric's one of his current favorite books is none other than House of Leaves! dubious ________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ End of angry-psychos-digest V5 #158 ***********************************