From: owner-angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org (angry-psychos-digest) To: angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org Subject: angry-psychos-digest V4 #284 Reply-To: angry-psychos@smoe.org Sender: owner-angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk X-To-Unsubscribe: Send mail to "angry-psychos-digest-request@smoe.org" X-To-Unsubscribe: with "unsubscribe" as the body. angry-psychos-digest Saturday, November 6 1999 Volume 04 : Number 284 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: npr: Blow job etiquette [Robert Cobb ] NPR: Long After August [Robert Cobb ] Re: NPR: Blow job etiquette ["Shawn Bross" ] Re: NPR: Blow job etiquette [KrodKnid@aol.com] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri, 5 Nov 1999 03:56:43 -0800 (PST) From: Robert Cobb Subject: Re: npr: Blow job etiquette Male Reply: > Blow job Etiquette ( By a woman ) > 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do > it. Why don't baseball players run directly from second to home? > 2. Extension to rule #1- So if you get one, be > grateful. I always am. > 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you > saw; it is not > standard practice to cum on someone's face. In other words, Don't believe everything you see on TV > 4. Extension to rule #3- No I DON'T have to swallow. Eh, I guess it's an aquired taste, like caviar > 5. My ears are NOT handles. Your hips shouldn't be either > 6. Extension to rule#5- do not push on the top of my > head. Last I heard, > deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you > really WANT puke on > your dick? Operation Deep Throat is strictly voluntary > 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get' it is NEVER OK > to fart. Umm... Anyone seen MALLRATS > 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer > "week" -get it > through your head- I'm bloated and I feel like shit > so no, I don't feel > particularly obligated to blow you just YOU can't > have sex right now. Hey, if you're not up to it my old backup, that I have dubbed "Rosie" is always here, if she's tired, then "Palmala Handerson" will do the job. > 9. Extension to #8- "Blue balls" might have worked > on high school girls- > if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me > alone with my Midol. See last comment > 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from > my teeth, don't tell > me I've just "wrecked it" for you. Mmm... Dental Floss > 11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games > immediately > afterwards is highly > inadvisable if you would like my behavior to be > repeated in the future. Back to MALLRATS "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega" > 12. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not > to speculate about > the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and > be happy that we're > good at it. See also rule #2 about gratitude. Honestly, I don't care, as long as I get off. (One of my personal favorite BJs was done by a supposed "novice") > 13. No, it doesn't > particularly taste good. And I don't care about the > protein See rebutal #7 > 14. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV. Aww.. Not even a porn? > 15. When you hear your friends complain about how > they don't get blow > jobs often enough, keep your mouth shut. It is > inappropriate to either > sympathize or brag. My lips are sealed > 16. Just because "it's awake" when you get up does > not mean I have to > "kiss it good morning". Shit, I get Morning Wood in the middle of the day. On the other hand, I personally don't agree with all of these... > A Man's Rebuttal > 1. First of all, yes you are obligated to do it. If > you don't we will > find someone (younger, prettier, and dirtier) who > will. Access to any opening on a wonan's body is a gift. > 2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon of cream is a hell > of a lot easier than > licking a dead fish. Do I sence a double entandre? > 3. You want to talk about farting? does the word > "queef" mean anything > to you? You ladies at least have a chance that ours won't stink > 4. I will use your ears as I see fit. Don't worry > about it and be > thankful I'm not pulling your hair. And some times the hair is a lot more accessable > 5.When you're on period, stuffing something in your > mouth is the only > way to stop your bitching and moaning. Suck it up. Sometimes something so wrong can be so right > 6. Speaking of which, if are bleeding for five > straight days, you need > all the fluids you can get, trust me. NO RESPONSE > 7. You bitch about the taste , but trust me when I > tell you that we get > the shit end of the stick in flavor country. As vaguely referenced in rebutal #2 > 8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in > your mouth. Unless you take the term "bite" literally > 9. Play with the balls. Please? > 10. No matter how good you think you are at it, > we've had better. Maybe, matbe not, everyone deserves a chance > 11. Caress the ass, too. WE like that. You know you like it when we caress your ass > 12. Make hay when the sun shines. It's "wide awake" > in the morning now, > but when you get old and fat and looking for some > action, I gah-ron-tee > it'll be "sound asleep". NO COMMENT > 13. If you swallow, then you don't have to worry > about getting any on > your face, now will you? This is true. Albie Adahlfin PS Having mentioned MALLRATS, I'd like to remind all fellow Psychos that Kevin Smith's latest movie, DOGMA, will be out NOV 12. ===== __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Bid and sell for free at http://auctions.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 5 Nov 1999 04:09:53 -0800 (PST) From: Robert Cobb Subject: NPR: Long After August I recently picked up Counting Crows latest CD, "This Desert Life". If you loved "August and Everything After" but wren't to crazy about "Recovering the Sattelites" you might actually dig this one. Check it out. Albie Adahlfin ===== __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Bid and sell for free at http://auctions.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 05 Nov 1999 11:51:41 MST From: "Shawn Bross" Subject: Re: NPR: Blow job etiquette >Blow job Etiquette ( By a woman ) >1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. >2. Extension to rule #1- So if you get one, be grateful. My boyfriend says "thanks" everytime. I still get a kick out of it. >3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw; it is not >standard practice to cum on someone's face. >4. Extension to rule #3- No I DON'T have to swallow. Yeah, but why not? Better than finding some place to spit the stuff. >5. My ears are NOT handles. Yeah, like the shirt says: "Let go of my ears, I know what I'm doing" You're being done a big nice favor. Don't mess with it. >6. Extension to rule#5- do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, >deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on >your dick? Deep throating...overrated. It's not fun, it's not worth it. And you either trigger your gag reflex, or block your air passage way. Not fun. >7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get' it is NEVER OK to fart. >8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer "week" -get it >through your head- I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel >particularly obligated to blow you just YOU can't have sex right now. >9. Extension to #8- "Blue balls" might have worked on high school girls-if >you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with >my Midol. Don't ever be dissapointed if you don't get one. Just don't. >10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me >I've just "wrecked it" for you. Always kiss him right after. Give 'im a taste of his own "medicine" >11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately >afterwards is highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior to be > >repeated in the future. For Christs sake. Give something in return. >12. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate about the >origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy >that we're good >at it. See also rule #2 about gratitude. Well said. >13. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care about >the >protein content. Like I said. Kiss 'im right after. >14. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV. >15. When you hear your friends complain about how they don't get blow >jobs often enough, keep your mouth shut. It is inappropriate to either >sympathize or brag. But if they're close friends, and I know them too, you can giggle a little. Let 'em know I have talent and am not as nice as they think. >16. Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to >"kiss it good morning". No shit. >A Man's Rebuttal >1. First of all, yes you are obligated to do it. If you don't we will >find someone (younger, prettier, and dirtier) who will. yeah, until I tell everyone the reason why I wouldn't is because you have a strange rash down there. >2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon of cream is a hell of a lot easier than >licking a dead fish. Actually, it's not. I prefer going down on girls to guys. (Christ I just brought a fun new conversation to the list) >3. You want to talk about farting? does the word "queef" mean anything to >you? >4. I will use your ears as I see fit. Don't worry about it and be >thankful I'm not pulling your hair. Keep in mind that while you have acess to my head, I have acess to your balls and a lot of pain is just a simple close of the jaw away. >5.When you're on period, stuffing something in your mouth is the only >way to stop your bitching and moaning. Suck it up. Leaving me the fuck alone would work better. >6. Speaking of which, if are bleeding for five straight days, you need >all the fluids you can get, trust me. >7. You bitch about the taste , but trust me when I tell you that we get >the shit end of the stick in flavor country. See #2 >8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth. At least with girls there's no danger of choking to death. >9. Play with the balls. >10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we've had better. We've had better, bigger, and nicer. >11. Caress the ass, too. WE like that. >12. Make hay when the sun shines. It's "wide awake" in the morning now, >but when you get old and fat and looking for some action, I gah-ron-tee >it'll be "sound asleep". Same for you, but, uh, reverse it. >13. If you swallow, then you don't have to worry about getting any on >your face, now will you? This one I actually agree with. And thus finishes my rebuttal. - -Salad ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 5 Nov 1999 20:53:48 EST From: KrodKnid@aol.com Subject: Re: NPR: Blow job etiquette In a message dated 11/5/1999 1:54:43 PM Eastern Standard Time, oterepyre@hotmail.com writes: << >8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth. >> That depends on what you might do to piss her off while she's down there:-) ------------------------------ End of angry-psychos-digest V4 #284 ***********************************