From: owner-angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org (angry-psychos-digest) To: angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org Subject: angry-psychos-digest V4 #283 Reply-To: angry-psychos@smoe.org Sender: owner-angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk X-To-Unsubscribe: Send mail to "angry-psychos-digest-request@smoe.org" X-To-Unsubscribe: with "unsubscribe" as the body. angry-psychos-digest Friday, November 5 1999 Volume 04 : Number 283 Today's Subjects: ----------------- NPR hello hello? ["jessica *the amazing* gilwee" ] Anywhere but Here Soundtrack [RicksGrrl@aol.com] NPR: Blow job etiquette ["crack head" ] npr [LiLBLondeHairGrL@aol.com] NPR:Fwd: KoRn TV on MTV! ["jessica *the amazing* gilwee" Subject: NPR hello hello? So I haven't gotten any mail from you folks in a while... just thought I'd send a 'whats up' to everyone. I'm going home for thanksgiving and it is going to kick ass!! woo-hoo! Peace! take it easy jessica ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 4 Nov 1999 15:44:56 EST From: RicksGrrl@aol.com Subject: Anywhere but Here Soundtrack I just received mine from CDNOW--it's excellent! - -Michele :) ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 04 Nov 1999 16:19:40 EST From: "crack head" Subject: NPR: Blow job etiquette Hey guys... Noticed the list was getting a little slow so I thought I'd do my part to liven it up a little bit. Don't read if you don't want to. But I thought it was pretty funny. Enjoy! Blow job Etiquette ( By a woman ) 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1- So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw; it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3- No I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule#5- do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get' it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer "week" -get it through your head- I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8- "Blue balls" might have worked on high school girls- if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just "wrecked it" for you. 11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately afterwards is highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior to be repeated in the future. 12. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate about the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy that we're good at it. See also rule #2 about gratitude. 13. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care about the protein content. 14. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV. 15. When you hear your friends complain about how they don't get blow jobs often enough, keep your mouth shut. It is inappropriate to either sympathize or brag. 16. Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to "kiss it good morning". A Man's Rebuttal 1. First of all, yes you are obligated to do it. If you don't we will find someone (younger, prettier, and dirtier) who will. 2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon of cream is a hell of a lot easier than licking a dead fish. 3. You want to talk about farting? does the word "queef" mean anything to you? 4. I will use your ears as I see fit. Don't worry about it and be thankful I'm not pulling your hair. 5.When you're on period, stuffing something in your mouth is the only way to stop your bitching and moaning. Suck it up. 6. Speaking of which, if are bleeding for five straight days, you need all the fluids you can get, trust me. 7. You bitch about the taste , but trust me when I tell you that we get the shit end of the stick in flavor country. 8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth. 9. Play with the balls. 10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we've had better. 11. Caress the ass, too. WE like that. 12. Make hay when the sun shines. It's "wide awake" in the morning now, but when you get old and fat and looking for some action, I gah-ron-tee it'll be "sound asleep". 13. If you swallow, then you don't have to worry about getting any on your face, now will you? ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 5 Nov 1999 00:09:01 EST From: LiLBLondeHairGrL@aol.com Subject: npr aiight the girl part was sssssooooo true, geeez men are pigs!!! hehe! ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 04 Nov 1999 21:24:24 PST From: "jessica *the amazing* gilwee" Subject: NPR:Fwd: KoRn TV on MTV! I undersatnd the hatred of MTV, but Korn fans should enjoy this: jessica >From: Epic_Records@epiccenter.music.sony.com >Reply-To: korn@listserv.music.sony.com >To: korn@listserv.music.sony.com >Subject: KoRn TV on MTV! >Date: Thu, 4 Nov 1999 20:33:08 -0500 (EST) > >KoRn will be hanging out at MTV on Friday, November 5th! >They'll be there at 3:30pm for TRL and then you’ll get to >see the new video on KoRn TV at 5pm! > >The new album, Issues, drops on November 16th! > >More info coming soon. > >For more KoRn info, check: >http://www.korn.com >http://www.korntv.com/ > >****************************************** ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ End of angry-psychos-digest V4 #283 ***********************************