From: owner-angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org (angry-psychos-digest) To: angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org Subject: angry-psychos-digest V3 #317 Reply-To: angry-psychos@smoe.org Sender: owner-angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk X-To-Unsubscribe: Send mail to "angry-psychos-digest-request@smoe.org" X-To-Unsubscribe: with "unsubscribe" as the body. angry-psychos-digest Thursday, November 5 1998 Volume 03 : Number 317 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: Survey....kinda fun [Rebecca Lynn Clark ] Re: Survey....kinda fun [Io6032@aol.com] npr Fwd: city boy goes to the country (mildly humorous) ["summer rain" ] Re: NPR : ALL ABOUT ME - PLEASE READ ["Kelly Lesperance" Subject: Re: Survey....kinda fun > 1. Pierce your nose or tongue? neither...but i do have a navel-ring > 2. Be serious or be funny? be serious when it is needed, and funny the rest of the time. > 3. surf the net or do e-mail? both > 4. MTV or VH1? Much Music (i don't get M2) > 5. Single or taken? i have boyfriend, but since he lives in NC, and i am in Ohio, we are dating other people, so my heart is taken, but i can still date. > 6. Simple or complicated? complicated > 7. Law or anarchy? law > 8. Balloons or streamers? Balloons, you can suck out the helium and talk funny. > 9. Grey or gray? depends on my mood. > 10. Read or write? write > 11. Color or black-and-white photos? depends on the subject in the photo. > 12. Sunrise or Sunset? sunset > 13. Night or Day? Night, days suck butt. > 14. Rap or punk? I really don't like much of either, but at least sometimes you can dance to rap (sometimes). > 15. Stay up late or wake up late? stay up late > 16. More romantic: > -Candles or Darkness? Candles > -Flowers or Chocolate? flowers > -Going out or Staying in? depends on where you go. I usually like to stay indoors, but i think vineyards are totally romantic. > -Champagne or Wine? I like champagne better, but i like non-alcoholic wine a LOT! > 17. Is it POP or SODA? Its usually Coke, but if need be i will say Pop. > 18. X or O in Tic-Tac-Toe? X > 19. socks or no socks? socks, my feet are always cold. > 20. Eat an apple or an orange? apple > 21. The chicken or the egg? egg > 22. Sam Goody or Tower Records? Never been to either one. > 23. Whole or skim milk? SKIM, whole milk tastes nasty! (had it in Germany). > 24. Tall guys/girls or short guys/girls? how bout medium height? > 25. Sun or moon? Sun > 26. Emerald or ruby? Ruby, its my birthstone. > 27. telephone or online chat? chat, but if i know the person really well i like to chat via phone too. > 28. Left or right? Left politically, right dexterically > 29. 10 acquaintances or 1 best friend? i've never had many friends,so...i guess i'd have to say 1 best friend cuz i have never known what it is like to have 10 aquaintances. > 30. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate? French Vanilla > 31. Hello or Hey? hey > 32. Green beans or carrots? ick, neither, but i'd rather eat carrots. > 33. pants or shorts? pants > 34. Tommy Hilfiger or Calvin Klein? Calvin Klein > 35. Silver jewelry or gold jewelry? silver > 37. Cat or dog? CATS, but i love chihuahuas > 38. Half empty or half full? half empty > 39. Mustard or ketchup? ketchup > 40. Hardcover books or softcover? softcover > 42. Sandals or sneakers? sneakers > 43. Wonder or amazement? amazement > 44. Red car or white car? BLUE > 45. Happy and poor or rich and sad? i'd rather be happy than have tons of money, but i do want TONS of $$$$! heeehe > 46. Corduroy or plaid? corduroy > 47. Happy or sad? happy > 48. Live or die? live, but everything must die in time. > 49. Burger King or McDonalds? MCDONALDS > 50. Pepsi or Coke? Pepsi (can we say sugar rush?) > 51. 7Up or Sprite? Sprite > 52. Surge or Mountaindew? I don't like either, and MTDew gives me the shits. > 53. Nike or Reebok? AIRWALKS > 54. Adidas or Umbro? adidas > 55. Sketchers or Fila? SKETCHERs > 56. Warner Bros. or Disney? both. > 57. Gap or Express? I wouldn't be caught dead in either store, and i really despise most of the flufs who shop there, cuz they always made fun of me cuz i wasn't a rich snob like them and couldn't afford their ugly, expensive clothing. I LOVE a store called Gadzooks though. > 58. J Crew or Abercrombiehe ? See answer for #57 > 59. Gun or knife? neither, i hate violence. > 60. Hamburger or Cheeseburger? cheeseburger > 61. Straight or Gay? I am Bisexual > 62. Mary K or Lancome? Cheap ass Maybeline and Cover Girl@Revco > 63. Plain or Supreme Pizza? EXTRA CHEESE PLAIN. > 64. Batman or Spiderman? Batman > 65. Airwalks or Vans? AIRWALKS (and pumas are cool too) > 66. Southpark or Simpsons? Southpark!! > 67. Jay Leno or Dave Letterman? Conan O'Brien > 68. Rosie or Oprah? Rosie, she doesn't use her show to self-promote her fucking books for profit, She gives the money from stuff she sells to charity, all of Oprah's show are about herself nowadays. > 69. Sally or Springer? neither! > 70. AOL 3.0 or AOL 4.0? no AOL here > 71. Cats or Dogs? i already told you in #37 > 72. Now or Later? I dont know... > 73. Snickers or Reeses? Reeses, i hate nuts. > 74. Skittles or M&M's? skittles, mmm fruity. > 75. Skateboards or Blades? Roller Skates, ya knw the old fashioned kind? > 76. Popcorn or pretzels? POpCORN w/ lots of butter > 77. Lays or Ruffles? Ruffles have ridges > 78. Roses or Carnations? Roses.. > 79. Lion King or Aladdin? Lion King > 80. Jazz Or Classic? Classic, but i like jazz too > 81. Alternative or Hard rock? both > 82. Rap or R&B? R&B > 83. Blue or Green? green! > 86. HBO or Showtime? HBO & Skinamax > 87. Little Ceasars or Dominoes? Dominoes( love their cheesy bread!=9) > 88. Beeper or Cellphone? neither, they are both obnoxious > 89. Barbie or Ken? Ken, more anatomically correct > 90. Fruits or Veggies? Fruits > 91. Cali. or Florida? BAHAMAS! > 92. Phantom of the Opera or Cats? I don't like either, i especially hate Phantom. My Fav. musical is A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum, I saw it on Broadway with Nathan Lane! > 93. Chain letters or these things? these things i guess. > 94. Snapple or Fruitopia? i like em both > 95. VMA host Chris Rock or Ben Stiller? Chris Rock, i hate ben stiller > 96. Matt Damon or Ben Afflek? Ben Affleck > 97. love or lust? love > 98. sun or rain? sun, unless its a really warm summer rain. > 99. Fred flintson or Barney Rubble? betty > 100. Pebbles or Bam Bam? pebbles > - -becky annie1@notme.com "Perfect Love is the most beautiful of all frustrations because it is more than one can express" -Charlie Chaplin ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1998 16:50:13 EST From: Io6032@aol.com Subject: Re: Survey....kinda fun ah me own answers answers 1. Pierce your nose or tongue? nose 2. Be serious or be funny? funny 3. surf the net or do e-mail? net 4. MTV or VH1? eh i don't like either. 5. Single or taken? looking 6. Simple or complicated? complicated 7. Law or anarchy? law 8. Balloons or streamers? balloons 9. Grey or gray? gray 10. Read or write? write 11. Color or black-and-white photos? color 12. Sunrise or Sunset? sunrise 13. Night or Day? night 14. Rap or punk? Punk 15. Stay up late or wake up late? stay up late 16. More romantic: -Candles or Darkness? candles -Flowers or Chocolate? flowers -Going out or Staying in? going out -Champagne or Wine? Wine 17. Is it POP or SODA? soda 18. X or O in Tic-Tac-Toe? X 19. socks or no socks? no socks 20. Eat an apple or an orange? pomegrenate 21. The chicken or the egg? egg 22. Sam Goody or Tower Records? newbury comics 23. Whole or skim milk? 1% 24. Tall guys/girls or short guys/girls? really tall or really short 25. Sun or moon? sun 26. Emerald or ruby? emerald 27. telephone or online chat? online 28. Left or right? right 29. 10 acquaintances or 1 best friend? best friend 30. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate? chocolate 31. Hello or Hey? werd. 32. Green beans or carrots? fried green beans 33. pants or shorts? pants 34. Tommy Hilfiger or Calvin Klein? tommy 35. Silver jewelry or gold jewelry? silver 37. Cat or dog? cat 38. Half empty or half full? hall full 39. Mustard or ketchup? mustard 40. Hardcover books or softcover? softcover 42. Sandals or sneakers? sandals 43. Wonder or amazement? wonder 44. Red car or white car? red 45. Happy and poor or rich and sad? happy n' poor 46. Corduroy or plaid? cordoury 47. Happy or sad? happy 48. Live or die? live 49. Burger King or McDonalds? burger king mcdee is crap 50. Pepsi or Coke? Coke 51. 7Up or Sprite? 7up 52. Surge or Mountaindew? ewww 53. Nike or Reebok? reebok for shoes nike for clothing 54. Adidas or Umbro? addidas 55. Sketchers or Fila? sketchers i guess 56. Warner Bros. or Disney? both 57. Gap or Express? Express? Gap 58. J Crew or Abercrombie? AAAH!!! ABERCROMBIE SUCKS! 59. Gun or knife? knives 60. Hamburger or Cheeseburger? neither. i'm a semi-vegitarian 61. Straight or Gay? im straight 62. Mary K or Lancome? umm, niether 63. Plain or Supreme Pizza? supreme 64. Batman or Spiderman? spiderman 65. Airwalks or Vans? vans 66. Southpark or Simpsons? Simpsons 67. Jay Leno or Dave Letterman? i don't stay up to watch that stuff 68. Rosie or Oprah? ewww 69. Sally or Springer? springer 70. AOL 3.0 or AOL 4.0? aol 4.0. 71. Cats or Dogs? Cats 72. Now or Later? now 73. Snickers or Reeses? Reeses 74. Skittles or M&M's? M&m's 75. Skateboards or Blades? skateboard 76. Popcorn or pretzels? ppopcorn 77. Lays or Ruffles? Lays 78. Roses or Carnations? Roses 79. Lion King or Aladdin? Aladdin 80. Jazz Or Classic? jazz 81. Alternative or Hard rock? alternative 82. Rap or R&B? hip hop 83. Blue or Green? blue 86. HBO or Showtime? HBO 87. Little Ceasars or Dominoes? Little Ceasars 88. Beeper or Cellphone? cell phone 89. Barbie or Ken? neither 90. Fruits or Veggies? Fruits 91. Cali. or Florida? cali. 92. Phantom of the Opera or Cats? niether 93. Chain letters or these things? these things 94. Snapple or Fruitopia? Snapple 95. VMA host Chris Rock or Ben Stiller? chris rock 96. Matt Damon or Ben Afflek? umm, Matt 97. love or lust? lusty love 98. sun or rain? rain 99. Fred flintson or Barney Rubble? Fred 100. Pebbles or Bam Bam? pebbles riz ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 05 Nov 1998 13:56:48 PST From: "summer rain" Subject: npr Fwd: city boy goes to the country (mildly humorous) to take a short break from surveys... >> >>sick of the city, sam quits his job and moves to minnesota, as far from >>humanity as possible. he sees the postman once a week and gets >>groceries once a month. after six months of isolation, someone knocks >>on his door. a huge bearded man is standing on his porch. >> >>'name's lars,' the man says, 'from down the road. having a party >>saturday. wanna come?' >> >>'definitely,' says sam. 'after six months out here, i'm ready to meet >>some people.' >> >>'gotta warn you, there's gonna be some drinkin'.' >> >>'no problem. i can drink with the best of 'em,' says sam. >> >>'mor'n likely the'l be some fightin' too.' >> >>lars starts to walk away, then turns back. 'i seen some pretty wild >sex >>at these parties, too.' >> >>'no problem,' says sam. 'i've been alone for six months! just one >>question, though: what should i wear?' >> >>lars shrugs. 'whatever you want--just gonna be the two of us.' >> >>______________________________________________________ >>Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com > > >______________________________________________________ >Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1998 18:56:41 -0500 From: danger17@juno.com (Rachel S. Waxman) Subject: NPR : ALL ABOUT ME - PLEASE READ this is a really cool survey my friend sent me. i thought i'd share it with all of you guys, since we seem to be on a kick these past few days rachel ____________________________________________________ ALL ABOUT ME - THE ULTIMATE SURVEY GENERAL INFO - Name: Rachel Sharona Age/Birthdate: August 29th, 1981 - 17 baby! Astrological sign: Virgo Religion: Jewish Siblings: younger brother Brian - a total brat Pets: A hamster named Diasy Nicknames: Ray-ray, Raquel, Rachie, Pillsbury Doughgirl Hair color: naturally blonde, but it's gotten darker over the years - it lightens up during the summer Eye color: Hazel Height: 5'1" Location: NY School: Central FAVORITES - Favorite color: Black and Purple Favorite food: Fettucini Alfredo Favorite beverages: Diet Coke, Chocolate milk Favorite class: Life Cycles Favorite number: 21 - that's when i can finally drink, well, legally at least Favorite flower: Roses Favorite movies: Empire Records, Dazed and Confused, Austin Powers, Halloween H2O Favorite actor/actress: Seth Green/Katie Holmes Favorite TV show: Dawson's Creek, PO5, Buffy Favorite restaurants: Denny's Favorite stores: Screeem, Revolution, Pacific Sunwear, Jean Country Favorite board game: ??? Favorite Songs: "Inside Out", "My Own Prison", "Sway", "What's This Life For" Favorite music video: Robert Miles "Children" Favorite CD: Creed Favorite singer: Poe Favorite animal: Cats Favorite cologne/perfume: Polo Sport for Men / Davidoff Cool Water for Women Favorite word/phrase: "Laters", "Whatev", "Ya think?" HAVE YOU EVER? - Used tobacco? Never Drank alcohol? Yup. love it Smoked weed? No, never will either Done drugs? ditto Kissed? many, many, many times. i'm an expert already Thought you were going to die? many times, but of embarassment. i've never been in such danger that i actually thought i was going to die, though Had sex? i'm waiting till i'm married Lied? like i can really answer THIS question truthfully! Cheated on a test? yep - spanish, 9th grade Skinny dipped: not yet Played strip poker: yes Had a medical emergency? is being in the er three times in a month and a half considered an emergency? plus, my school had to call hatzoloh when i sprained my ankle during a fire drill. so i guess the answer is yes Broken a bone? nope (b'li ayin hara) Gotten beat up? No Ran away from home? nope, but i thought about it alot when i was little and actually packed my bags once (i was ten) but i realized it was a bad idea and that i had nowhere to go and no money, so i changed my mind DO YOU BELIEVE IN - Love at fist sight? yes Aliens? not in the media's portrayal of aliens, but yes i do beileve that there are other life forms out there on other planets and in other galaxies Horoscopes? UH-HUH!! Ghosts? yeah Heaven? yes Hell? yeah Yourself? sometimes WHICH IS BETTER - Coke or Pepsi? Pepsi Chevy or Ford? Ford Nike or Adidas? Adidas Oranges or apples? oranges One pillow or two? two Deaf or blind? neither Pools or hot tubs? Hot tubs.... i like the jets Blondes or brunettes? blondes - that's me Righty or lefty? Righty Tall or short? short - yay all vertically challenged peoples TV or radio? TV Paper or plastic? Plastic, it doesn't hurt our einviroment by cutting down trees Gay or straight? neither one bothers me, not that i'm bi or anything, but i'm not prejudiced at all ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX - Honestly what do you notice first? Hair, eyes, and butt Must-have personality trait: ability to put up with my wackiness Hair-long or short? preferabbly long, but short is ok What kind of things do you find romantic? romantic dinners, moonlit strolls, holding hands - typical girl stuff. but there's nothing like having a great, long make out session Things you hate most about 'em? how they're sports obsessed - a little is ok, but they just go overboard, also, how sometimes they aren't as serious about the relationship as you are Things you love most about 'em? to much to list WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU - Took a shower? ten minutes ago Watched Bambi? when i was 7 Cried? yesterday Went to a movies? two weeks ago Talked on the phone? monday night Played poker? on the last shabbaton i went on Punched someone? last wednesday WHAT IS - Your most prized and important possession? my writing ability Your biggest pet peeve? not being able to trust someone The most embarrassing CD in your collection? hanson WHAT DO YOU THINK OF - Abortion? i am totally pro-choice Bill Clinton? can i say yuck and impeach him already Premarital sex? i'm waiting Rap? AMAZING SHIT! Country? like it Oldies? grew up on them WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR - High school? already almost finished, can't make no more plans After high school? College After college? a family and my phd Marriage? yeah Your honeymoon? maybe puerto rico, or cancun or something - - just someplace really warm with great beaches and lots of cool stuff to do ~Ok Now Copy And Paste This And Fill It Out About You And Send It To Everyone >> >> >> - --------- End forwarded message ---------- ___________________________________________________________________ You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com/getjuno.html or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866] ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 05 Nov 1998 16:33:20 PST From: "Choklit Cow" Subject: Re: Fwd: NPR: Survey....kinda fun hey everyone, i fucked up..... kinda hit the wrong button and i wasn't nearly done before i sent it so i'm resending it anywhoo sorry =} > > > >Take this survey. It's a fun occupier of time. My answers are here but >you can delete them, add your own and forward it on > >1. Pierce your nose or tongue? tongue >2. Be serious or be funny? funny >3. surf the net or do e-mail: both!! >4. MTV or VH1? m2 all the way!! >5. Single or taken? kinda inbetween right now =D >6. Simple or complicated? complicated >7. Law or anarchy? umm....i'll take the fifth >8. Balloons or streamers? streamers >9. Grey or gray? eww!! puke!! neither...how dull!! >> >10. Read or write? read >> >11. Color or black-and-white photos? color of course >> >12. Sunrise or Sunset? oh, how can you pick just one? >> >13. Night or Day? same as above >> >14. Rap or punk? RIOT GRRRL ALWAYS >> >15. Stay up late or wake up late? Both!! are you nuts?? >> >16. More romantic: >> > -Candles or Darkness? candles >> > -Flowers or Chocolate? choklit body paint always =D >> > -Going out or Staying in? staying in >> > -Champagne or Wine? Champagne...bubbles rule >> >17. Is it POP or SODA? who cares?? >> >18. X or O in Tic-Tac-Toe? O >> >19. socks or no socks? Rainbow socks!! always!! >> >20. Eat an apple or an orange? apple >> >21. The chicken or the egg? fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck not going there >> >22. Sam Goody or Tower Records? hellifiknow >> >23. Whole or skim milk? i don't drink milk >> >24. Tall guys/girls or short guys/girls? all 4!! =D >> >25. Sun or moon? Moon >> >26. Emerald or ruby? Emerald!! yeah yeah May Gemini!! >> >27. telephone or online chat? depends on distance >> >28. Left or right? Right >> >29. 10 acquaintances or 1 best friend? either or >> >30. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate? vanilla always >> >31. Hello or Hey? Hola >> >32. Green beans or carrots? screw that- broccoli is the shit >> >33. pants or shorts? Pants ALWAYS >> >34. Tommy Hilfiger or Calvin Klein? i hate damned preppy brands >> >35. Silver jewelry or gold jewelry? silver >> >37. Cat or dog? cats- we communicate well >> >38. Half empty or half full? fuck that- i like it completely full >> >39. Mustard or ketchup? RELISH >> >40. Hardcover books or softcover? soft, less expensive >> >42. Sandals or sneakers? boots >> >43. Wonder or amazement? wonder >> >44. Red car or white car? purple >> >45. Happy and poor or rich and sad? Happy and poor >> >46. Corduroy or plaid? plaid >> >47. Happy or sad? happy >> >48. Live or die? live of course >> >49. Burger King or McDonalds? eww.....gross......neither >> >50. Pepsi or Coke? see above >> >51. 7Up or Sprite? see above >> >52. Surge or Mountaindew? see above >> >53. Nike or Reebok? brands SUCK >> >54. Adidas or Umbro? brands SUCK >> >55. Sketchers or Fila? i do own some sketchers so i guess them >> >56. Warner Bros. or Disney? both- cartoons rock my world >> >57. Gap or Express? EWWWWWW!!! Preppy shit sucks >> >58. J Crew or Abercrombie? SEE ABOVE >> >59. Gun or knife? i like daggers >> >60. Hamburger or Cheeseburger? veggie burger >> >61. Straight or Gay? both =D >> >62. Mary K or Lancome? Hard Candy!! >> >63. Plain or Supreme Pizza? vegetarian supreme >> >64. Batman or Spiderman? neither- i like Catwoman >> >65. Airwalks or Vans? Airwalks, cause i love mine soooooo much >> >66. Southpark or Simpsons? BOTH >> >67. Jay Leno or Dave Letterman? neither >> >68. Rosie or Oprah? Springer >> >69. Sally or Springer? Springer >> >70. AOL 3.0 or AOL 4.0? i don't have AOL >> >71. Cats or Dogs? didn't i already see this question?? i want my money back!!!!! >> >72. Now or Later? later >> >73. Snickers or Reeses? Snickers!! >> >74. Skittles or M&M's? dude- i like fruit snacks more >> >75. Skateboards or Blades? boards totally >> >76. Popcorn or pretzels? Popcorn >> >77. Lays or Ruffles? pringles if i must have chips >> >78. Roses or Carnations? blood roses =D >> >79. Lion King or Aladdin? Aladdin (love the genie >> >80. Jazz Or Classic? both >> >81. Alternative or Hard rock? RIOT GRRRL (industrial if i must) >> >82. Rap or R&B? NEITHER >> >83. Blue or Green? both >> >86. HBO or Showtime? i dunno >> >87. Little Ceasars or Dominoes? the only good pizza is the kind that i make!!!! >> >88. Beeper or Cellphone? cell >> >89. Barbie or Ken? blecch >> >90. Fruits or Veggies? veggies >> >91. Cali. or Florida? i dunno >> >92. Phantom of the Opera or Cats? i dunno >> >93. Chain letters or these things? neither please ;) >> >94. Snapple or Fruitopia? water >> >95. VMA host Chris Rock or Ben Stiller? Chris Rock >> >96. Matt Damon or Ben Afflek? Angelina Jolie PLEASE =D >> >97. love or lust? Love >> >98. sun or rain? sun >> >99. Fred flintson or Barney Rubble? i dunno >> >100. Pebbles or Bam Bam? i dunno >> >> >>Please don't delete this! Send it on to mad people! >> > > >______________________________________________________ >Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com > ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1998 19:37:47 EST From: SorrowDiES@aol.com Subject: NPR: Survey thing.. << > > 1. Pierce your nose or tongue? Tongue tongue tongue > > 2. Be serious or be funny? Funny; as usual. Unless someone pisses me off...I've been serious for 3 days now. I hate it. > > 3. surf the net or do e-mail: Net net net & the occasional mail > > 4. MTV or VH1? MTV > > 5. Single or taken? Single...the ones I want don't want me back & the ones that I don't want, want me. God (if there is such a thing) is DAMN cruel. > > 6. Simple or complicated? ALWAYS complicated. I like mind games & such. > > 7. Law or anarchy? Umm... a happy medium? > > 8. Balloons or streamers? Balloons. Big black ones filled wif lots'o helium for me to be *funny* with. > > 9. Grey or gray? Grey > > 10. Read or write? Both. Naturally. > > 11. Color or black-and-white photos? Depends. > > 12. Sunrise or Sunset? Sunset, the beginning of a new day, in *my* twisted little world. > > 13. Night or Day? Refer to 12. Night dammit! > > 14. Rap or punk? Punk > > 15. Stay up late or wake up late? You mean, stay up..early. 6 A.M. isn't neccessarily late. Or something. > > 16. More romantic: > > -Candles or Darkness? Candles > > -Flowers or Chocolate? Chocolate roses > > -Going out or Staying in? Doesn't really matter as long as I'm with who I wanna be with, right? > > -Champagne or Wine? Umm...dunno. > > 17. Is it POP or SODA? Soda > > 18. X or O in Tic-Tac-Toe? X > > 19. socks or no socks? Socks dammit! > > 20. Eat an apple or an orange? Apple > > 21. The chicken or the egg? Do I give a damn? > > 22. Sam Goody or Tower Records? Uhh...Blockbuster Music. > > 23. Whole or skim milk? Ugh; sick. > > 24. Tall guys/girls or short guys/girls? It matters not. > > 25. Sun or moon? Moon > > 26. Emerald or ruby? Me likes rubies, but emerald be the birthstone. Must be loyal. > > 27. telephone or online chat? Phone > > 28. Left or right? Left; I like to be different. > > 29. 10 acquaintances or 1 best friend? The 1 I got. I love you Jen! > > 30. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate? Chocolate > >31. Hello or Hey? Hey hey > >32. Green beans or carrots? Both > >33. pants or shorts? Pantalones. > >34. Tommy Hilfiger or Calvin Klein? I hope to see them both in their graves in the near future. > > 35. Silver jewelry or gold jewelry? Both, of course. > > >37. Cat or dog? Both..tigers!! > > 38. Half empty or half full? Just umm...half. > > 39. Mustard or ketchup? Mustard. > > 40. Hardcover books or softcover? Hard things are good things. > > 42. Sandals or sneakers? Boots. Combat boots. > > 43. Wonder or amazement? Amazement. > > 44. Red car or white car? Black. > > 45. Happy and poor or rich and sad? I'm not usually happy anyways, so let's get rich. > > 46. Corduroy or plaid? Cords. Plaid be yucky. > > 47. Happy or sad? "Sad" is my natural state. > > 48. Live or die? .... > > 49. Burger King or McDonalds? McDonald's > > 50. Pepsi or Coke? Both. > > 51. 7Up or Sprite? Dr. Pepper > > 52. Surge or Mountaindew? Dr. Pepper > > 53. Nike or Reebok? > > 54. Adidas or Umbro? Adidas > > 55. Sketchers or Fila? > > 56. Warner Bros. or Disney? Disney dammit. They're pervs like moi. > > 57. Gap or Express? Die. > > 58. J Crew or Abercrombie? Who?? > > 59. Gun or knife? You can express yourself better & more creatively w/ knives > > 60. Hamburger or Cheeseburger? Cheeburger cheeburger > > 61. Straight or Gay? I was told I was straight. > > 62. Mary K or Lancome? Thick black eyeliner. > > 63. Plain or Supreme Pizza? Pepperoni & mushrooms > > 64. Batman or Spiderman? Dunno. > > 65. Airwalks or Vans? Airwalks. > > 66. Southpark or Simpsons? Southpark > > 67. Jay Leno or Dave Letterman? Letterman > > 68. Rosie or Oprah? Rosie > > 69. Sally or Springer? Springer > > 70. AOL 3.0 or AOL 4.0? 4.0 > > 71. Cats or Dogs? Both you stupid bastard. (Can you tell I'm in a hostile mood?) > > 72. Now or Later? Bedtime works. > > 73. Snickers or Reeses? Reeses > > 74. Skittles or M&M's? M&M's > > 75. Skateboards or Blades? If only I could skateboard... > > 76. Popcorn or pretzels? Both > > 77. Lays or Ruffles? Ruffles.. > > 78. Roses or Carnations? Roses. I think I'm obsessed. > > 79. Lion King or Aladdin? Lion King > > 80. Jazz Or Classic? Classic*al* > > 81. Alternative or Hard rock? Rock Hard > > 82. Rap or R&B? Dead. > > 83. Blue or Green? Blue would be my choice, but my eyes seem to like green & grey better. > > 86. HBO or Showtime? Uhh... > > 87. Little Ceasars or Dominoes? Domino's. Spell checks work. > > 88. Beeper or Cellphone? Neither. > > 89. Barbie or Ken? Dead & gawthly. > > 90. Fruits or Veggies? Both. > > 91. Cali. or Florida? Florida. I haven't a choice. > > 92. Phantom of the Opera or Cats? Dunno. Like both. > > 93. Chain letters or these things? These things. > > 94. Snapple or Fruitopia? Fruitopia > > 95. VMA host Chris Rock or Ben Stiller? Chris Rock > > 96. Matt Damon or Ben Afflek? Ben. > > 97. love or lust? Love > >98. sun or rain? Rain > >99. Fred flintson or Barney Rubble? Fred > >100. Pebbles or Bam Bam? Pebbles, Bam Bam...BANG BANG! > > Please don't delete this! Send it on to mad people! >> ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1998 19:21:52 -0600 From: "Patrick Langley" Subject: Re: angry-psychos-digest V3 #314 >Here are my answers to this survey: > >1. Pierce your nose or tongue? tongues are fun >2. Be serious or be funny? see #1 >3. surf the net or do e-mail: i'm soaking in both right now >4. MTV or VH1? do they have music videos on either? >5. Single or taken? single ;-) >6. Simple or complicated? both, everyone can use some therapy >7. Law or anarchy? i'm for both >8. Balloons or streamers? ballons, besides the helium they're fun to bat around like a kat >9. Grey or gray? gray >10. Read or write? reading unless i'm feeling creative >11. Color or black-and-white photos? b/w >12. Sunrise or Sunset? sunrise >13. Night or Day? freaks come out at night >14. Rap or punk? punk >15. Stay up late or wake up late? yes >16. More romantic: > -Candles or Darkness? candles > -Flowers or Chocolate? flowers > -Going out or Staying in? going out if ya know the spots > -Champagne or Wine? wine >17. Is it POP or SODA? coke >18. X or O in Tic-Tac-Toe? x >19. socks or no socks? nakkid >20. Eat an apple or an orange? apple >21. The chicken or the egg? ask KFC >22. Sam Goody or Tower Records? used cd's >23. Whole or skim milk? skim, so i can keep my girlest figure >24. Tall guys/girls or short guys/girls? as long as we aren't sideshow material doesn't matter >25. Sun or moon? moon, see #13 >26. Emerald or ruby? emarald, go figure i'm irish and born in may >27. telephone or online chat? i'm easy either way, i'm just not cheap >28. Left or right? of what????? i'm a right handed/footed >29. 10 acquaintances or 1 best friend? both >30. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate? chocolate will cure all of your ills >31. Hello or Hey? Hello at work, hey to people i like >32. Green beans or carrots? what's up doc >33. pants or shorts? do i have to wear clothes >34. Tommy Hilfiger or Calvin Klein? i thought cloning was moral wrong. isn't style supposed to benot what everyone else is doing or am i confusing that with fitting in? >35. Silver jewelry or gold jewelry? stainless steel. good strength, last longer and lets you spend $$$ on things that really matter >37. Cat or dog? my pot pie kitty >38. Half empty or half full? give me a second and it'll be all empty >39. Mustard or ketchup? ketchup >40. Hardcover books or softcover? hardcover(leather) and gold leafed >42. Sandals or sneakers? see #13 >43. Wonder or amazement? wonder or more likely clueless >44. Red car or white car? red >45. Happy and poor or rich and sad? if been both, at least you can rent a close facsimile of happiness >46. Corduroy or plaid? cords >47. Happy or sad? where is my beer????? >48. Live or die? see #47 >49. Burger King or McDonalds? depends on what i want at the time, typically BKNY >50. Pepsi or Coke? diet >51. 7Up or Sprite? no choice, sprite >52. Surge or Mountaindew? jolt >53. Nike or Reebok? mike needs another few mill >54. Adidas or Umbro? neither >55. Sketchers or Fila? gotta be kickin' it wid da homies on the westsiiide wif my filas >56. Warner Bros. or Disney? see #33, come on bugs, taz, marvin, easy choice >57. Gap or Express? never shopped at either >58. J Crew or Abercrombie? see #34 >59. Gun or knife? never bring a knife to a gun fight >60. Hamburger or Cheeseburger? yeah i want some cheesey poofs >61. Straight or Gay? say baby >62. Mary K or Lancome? see #61 >63. Plain or Supreme Pizza? doesn't matter....pizza is like sex, even when it's bad it's still pretty good. >64. Batman or Spiderman? like both >65. Airwalks or Vans? neither >66. Southpark or Simpsons? what kinda treehuggin question is that, you bastard >67. Jay Leno or Dave Letterman? talk soup >68. Rosie or Oprah? i could live without both of them >69. Sally or Springer? see #68 >70. AOL 3.0 or AOL 4.0? AOL sucks >71. Cats or Dogs? hello, mcfly >72. Now or Later? anticipation >73. Snickers or Reeses? snickerdoodle >74. Skittles or M&M's? skittles, but m&M will do just nicely >75. Skateboards or Blades? blades >76. Popcorn or pretzels? no butter, but mustard >77. Lays or Ruffles? yeah i want some cheesey poofs >78. Roses or Carnations? rose by any other name >79. Lion King or Aladdin? fantasia >80. Jazz Or Classic? jazz unless i need to get my head straight >81. Alternative or Hard rock? yes >82. Rap or R&B? r&b >83. Blue or Green? hello again mcfly >86. HBO or Showtime? skin-a-max >87. Little Ceasars or Dominoes? see #63 >88. Beeper or Cellphone? leave a message at the beep >89. Barbie or Ken? gi joe >90. Fruits or Veggies? yes >91. Cali. or Florida? cali has less humidity but more drive bys. earthquakes are fun too. >92. Phantom of the Opera or Cats? no kitty!!!!! phantom >93. Chain letters or these things? these things are far more interesting >94. Snapple or Fruitopia? colored water >95. VMA host Chris Rock or Ben Stiller? fortunately i missed both, but i like stiller. >96. Matt Damon or Ben Afflek? neither >97. love or lust? never found true luv, but lust is fun as long as it last >98. sun or rain? driving with the top down >99. Fred flintson or Barney Rubble? barney >100. Pebbles or Bam Bam? bam-bam > can i go now? ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1998 20:47:02 -0500 From: "Kelly Lesperance" Subject: Re: survey I just realized I wanna change my answer for this one.. :) > 4. MTV or VH1? MuchMusic!!!! :) ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1998 21:11:16 -0500 From: "Kelly Lesperance" Subject: Re: NPR : ALL ABOUT ME - PLEASE READ >ALL ABOUT ME - THE ULTIMATE SURVEY > >GENERAL INFO - > Name: Kelly Andrew Lesperance > Age/Birthdate: January 13, 1978 > Astrological sign: Capricorn > Religion: None.. :) > Siblings: older sister Skye > Pets: A big fat cat named Mystic, and a smaller (but getting fatter) cat named Trouble > Nicknames: Weasle > Hair color: used to be blonde.. dark brown now > Eye color: Brown > Height: 5'6" > Location: Emeryville, Ontario, Canada > School: St. Clair College of Applied Arts and Technologies > >FAVORITES - > Favorite color: Green > Favorite food: Steak > Favorite beverages: Coca-cola! > Favorite class: Networking > Favorite number: 13 > Favorite flower: Couldn't care less.. > Favorite movies: Both "Tales From the Crypt" movies, "Pulp Fiction", "Army of Darkness" > Favorite actor/actress: bah.. could care less.. :) > Favorite TV show: SouthPark! > Favorite restaurants: Grizzly Creek Lodge (mmm.. steak!) > Favorite stores: whatever has what I wanna buy at the moment.. :) > Favorite board game: don't play board games > Favorite Songs: where would I start listing from? > Favorite music video: One (Metallica) > Favorite CD: Master of Puppets (Metallica) > Favorite singer: Poe (Group would be Metallica) :) > Favorite animal: Bearded Dragon > Favorite cologne/perfume: hrm.. I dunno.. :) > Favorite word/phrase: ... > >HAVE YOU EVER? - > Used tobacco? a little.. > Drank alcohol? Of course > Smoked weed? Once.. got NOTHING out of it.. went back to drinking... :) > Done drugs? nope > Kissed? well yeah > Thought you were going to die? Nope.. > Had sex? Getting kind of personal aren't we? yes > Lied? sure! > Cheated on a test? more than once > Skinny dipped: nope.. (kinda surprises me.. maybe if I had a pool) > Played strip poker: yes > Had a medical emergency? nope > Broken a bone? nope > Gotten beat up? No > Ran away from home? nope > >DO YOU BELIEVE IN - > Love at fist sight? yes > Aliens? yes.. > Horoscopes? Nope > Ghosts? not in the "boo" scary type ghosts.. but, yes > Heaven? no > Hell? no > Yourself? of course > >WHICH IS BETTER - > Coke or Pepsi? Coke! > Chevy or Ford? Chevy! > Nike or Adidas? Nike! > Oranges or apples? Apples! > One pillow or two? three! > Deaf or blind? Blind.. > Pools or hot tubs? hrmm.. tough choice.. hot tubs I think though.. more fun.. :) > Blondes or brunettes? Redheads.. :) > Righty or lefty? Righty > Tall or short? short > TV or radio? Radio > Paper or plastic? Paper, plastic doesn't biodegrade :) > Gay or straight? I'm straight > >ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX - > Honestly what do you notice first? Face (well, unless she's turned the other way!) :) > Must-have personality trait: sense of humour > Hair-long or short? long.. very long.. > What kind of things do you find romantic? little things.. like how they'll show up and say hello for no reason at all.. things like that > Things you hate most about 'em? How they think we're not as serious about the relationship as they are.. and how they find it so hard to trust... > Things you love most about 'em? kinda the same as the romantic things.. > >WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU - > Took a shower? half hour ago > Watched Bambi? hell if I know > Cried? can't remember... > Went to a movies? I don't think I've been since I went to see "Titanic".. so, quite awhile! > Talked on the phone? last night > Played poker? can't remember.. > Punched someone? today I think.. :) > >WHAT IS - > Your most prized and important possession? right now? the bouncing Tigger I got for my nephew for Christmas.. these things are impossible to find! > Your biggest pet peeve? stinky people.. take a shower! brush your teeth!! > The most embarrassing CD in your collection? 2 CDs actually.. "Ugly Kid Joe" :) > >WHAT DO YOU THINK OF - > Abortion? pro-choice > Bill Clinton? who cares? > Premarital sex? sometimes I wish I had waited.. > Rap? Ugh > Country? blech > Oldies? yuck > >WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR - > High school? done > After high school? already going to college > After college? finding a job, and that special someone > Marriage? hope so! > Your honeymoon? wherever she wants to go :) ------------------------------ End of angry-psychos-digest V3 #317 ***********************************