From: owner-angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org (angry-psychos-digest) To: angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org Subject: angry-psychos-digest V2 #378 Reply-To: angry-psychos@smoe.org Sender: owner-angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk X-To-Unsubscribe: Send mail to "angry-psychos-digest-request@smoe.org" X-To-Unsubscribe: with "unsubscribe" as the body. angry-psychos-digest Tuesday, November 25 1997 Volume 02 : Number 378 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Rudeness. [larva ] CHILL [Anthony Hess ] Re: FLAME [Brianna Renee Faver ] Re: CHILL ["Lawrence J. Kim" ] NPR, yet intriguingly hilarious [Flickergrl@aol.com] BYE BYE! [Rebecca Lynn Clark ] Re: angry-psychos-digest V2 #376 [YEEL96E@prodigy.com (OO LALA)] Eliza: a true angry-psycho or a misguided soul? [Emily ] Should we leave her alone? [Orpheus <71034.1104@compuserve.com>] Re: Should we leave her alone? ["angel" ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon, 24 Nov 1997 01:36:18 -0500 From: larva Subject: Rudeness. LEAVE ME ALONE YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SIGN Eliza710 Okay chickie pie, now you're starting to get rude. What's your damage? ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 24 Nov 1997 10:50:24 -0500 (EST) From: Anthony Hess Subject: CHILL Eliza, you gotta calm down or at least let us know why your freakin' out. nWo 4life ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 24 Nov 1997 10:11:21 -0600 (CST) From: Brianna Renee Faver Subject: Re: FLAME Hey, thanks so much - And I have been doing it wrong all of this time! This will be so handy next time someone starts screaming at the voices in their head to the entire list! Oops, there I go again, deviating from the form. Gosh, I better print this out and keep it in front of me. *it's all in fun* Brianna ************************************************************************** "She set your goldfish free, and now she's sighing. Blew out your pilot light and made a wish. She wants to see you again . . . slowly twisting in the wind." Twisting - They Might be Giants ************************************************************************** On Sun, 23 Nov 1997, Michael Kivitz wrote: > THIS IS A FLAME: > Dear: > [x] asshole [x] jerk [x] ignorant snot [ ]prick [ ] nerd [ ] Elvis > [ ] Slut [ ] idiot [x] retard [ ] sycophant [ ]Rusty Ferguson > [ ] Steve Winter [ ] Hillary [ ] Slick Willy [x] Oozing Wart [ ] Bimbo > [x] moron [x] sheepfucker [ ] Fundie [ ] Twit > > You are being flamed because: > [ ] you continued a boring useless stupid thread > [ ] you posted an unnecessary message trying to explain yourself > [x] you are a moron > [ ] you quoted the sig, tag, tear and/or origin line(s) > [ ] you whined because you were flamed > [ ] you posted some sort of religious crap that's been debunked > six times before. > [x] you posted an off-topic message > [x] you are acting like a jerk > [ ] you reposted a useless message yet AGAIN > [ ] you are too stupid to learn how to quote > > To recant, you must > [ ] actually post an on topic message > [x] give up all your worldly possessions and become a Tibetan monk > [ ] hang yourself by the penis or clit for 72 hours > [x] shave your head, paint a target on it, and go to Bosnia > [x] give your City Councilman a donation of three > hemp plants to decorate his office > [ ] become politically correct and demand that manholes > be renamed to personoffspringopenings > [ ] move to Horn Lake Mississippi > [x] try to learn something > > Thank you for the time you have taken > to read this, and please desist from the offending behavior that led to > this flame. END FLAME Have a nice day, > ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 24 Nov 1997 10:36:27 -0600 (CST) From: "Lawrence J. Kim" Subject: Re: CHILL On Mon, 24 Nov 1997, Anthony Hess wrote: > Eliza, you gotta calm down or at least let us know why your freakin' > out. Let's sit down and think about this for a second. When a person sends a post saying 'Leave me alone', that usually means that the person (1) was subscribed to this list unwillingly and/or (2) doesn't want to be on the list anymore. So when we reply to just the mailing list asking what's Eliza's damage, what do you think is going to happen? Will she (a) reply to the list, saying 'Leave me alone!' and delete the digest immediately or (b) read the digest word-for-word, then write 'Leave me alone!'. Umm...the answer is (a). If someone still has Eliza's e-mail address, someone please e-mail her instructions on how to unsubscribe. Lawrence ************************************************************************* Lawrence Kim * PseudoSwede in the POE.ORG chatroom ljk1@cec.wustl.edu * Hobbe on IRC lawrence@poe.org * Co-MWAP Regional Leader (mwap@poe.org) Maintainer of POE : The Mistress of Groove http://www.cec.wustl.edu/~ljk1/poe.html ************************************************************************* ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 24 Nov 1997 16:04:17 -0500 (EST) From: Flickergrl@aol.com Subject: NPR, yet intriguingly hilarious lol. thanks ashley for sending this to me. hehe Actual article from the LA Times: >> >> "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only >> >> trying to retrieve the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors >> in >> the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski, and his >> >> homosexual partner Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for >> emergency >> treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. >> >> "I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our >> gerbil, >> in." he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out "Armageddon", my cue >> that >> he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come >> outagain, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the >> light might attract him." >> >> At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what >> happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a >> flame shot out of the tubing, igniting Mr.Tomaszewski's hair and >> severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and >> whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the >> intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball." >> >> Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the >> impact of the gerbil,while Farnum suffered first and second degree >> burns >> to his anus and lower intestinal tract. >> >> Editor's Notes: >> >> Top Ten Scariest Things About This Story >> >> 10. "I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum..." >> >> 9. So I peered into the tube..." (I'm sorry, but that's like >looking through a telescope into hell. I'd rather use binoculars to stare >at the sun.) >> >> 8. That poor gerbil (who obviously suffers from low self esteem) >being shot out of the guy's ass like Rocky the Flying Squirrel. >> >> 7. Suffering a broken nose from a gerbil being launched out of >> someone's anus. I'm just guessing, but I seriously doubt >the said gerbil was springtime fresh after his journey into >Kiki's "tunnel of love." >> >> 6. People walking around with these volcanic-like pockets of >gas in their rectums. >> >> 5. People who do this kind of thing and then admit what they >were doing when taken to the emergency room. Sorry, but >I think I would have made up a story about a gang of roving, >pyromaniacal, anal sex fiends breaking into my house and >sodomizing me with charcoal lighter fluid before admitting >the truth. Call me old fashioned, but I just can't imagine >looking at a doctor and saying "Well Doc, it's like this. >You see, we have this gerbil named Raggot and we took this cardboard >tube..." >> >> 4. "First and Second degree burns to the anus." Wouldn't this >make the burning itch and discomfort of hemmoroids a welcome relief? How >does one ever take a healthy dump after something like this? And the smell >of a burning anus must be in the top five most horrible scents on the face >of God's green earth. >> >> 3. People named "Kiki" which is obviously a Polynesian word for: >> "Idiotic white men who insert rodents up their butts." >> >> 2. What kind of hospital would hold a press conference on this? >> >> 1. This happened in Salt Lake City. What kind of people are those >> Mormons? I am getting a whole new image of the Osmond family. and that would be my contribution to psychosociety today. lol. gotta go study for trimester exams now. ugh. byebye ~*brette ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 24 Nov 1997 19:30:02 -0500 From: Rebecca Lynn Clark Subject: BYE BYE! well, i am off to that winter wonderland known as Cleveland, i will be back January 5th... until then my email is in athens, rather than Cleveland, so if anyone needs to get ahold of me, snail mail or phone me! Rebecca Clark 6552 Dellhaven Ave. Mentor, OH 44060 (440)352-7004 bye guys, i will miss you all! merry x-mas and have a happy new year! - -becky=) "Dude, Snacky Cakes? KICKASS!" -Cartman (Southpark) "Yeah, right. You'll go and sit in front of the TV and eat Cheesy Poofs, Assmaster!" -Stan (Southpark) @@@@Listen to PSYCHO on NewRock ACRN 99.3 caFM@@@@ @@@@Every Saturday & Sunday 4-6 p.m.@@@@ ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 24 Nov 1997 19:40:42 -0500 From: YEEL96E@prodigy.com (OO LALA) Subject: Re: angry-psychos-digest V2 #376 >LEAVE ME ALONE YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > SIGN > Eliza710 wow, i guess this is supposed to make things more clear...? perhaps eliza710 is trying to unsubscribe? if so, perhaps eliza710 should read the bottom of each digest! ____ - ------------------------------------ oolala@aros.net ICQ #4740929 http://www.arosnet.com/~oolala ------------------------------------- visit The Kobran Imperium BBS 1.801.265.1299 ------------------------------------- ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 24 Nov 1997 19:28:22 -0500 From: Emily Subject: Eliza: a true angry-psycho or a misguided soul? Eliza, What do you mean by this? If you don't want to be on the angry-psychos-digest then just send an email to "angry-psychos-digest-request@smoe.org" with the word "unsubscribe" in the BODY of the email. On the other hand, if you have a problem with a person on our mailing list, why don't you take the matter up with him privately and not send your rants to all 400 of us? thank you, emily >LEAVE ME ALONE YOU >IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > > > > SIGN > Eliza710 ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 24 Nov 1997 19:38:35 -0500 From: Layla Marie Ott Subject: been awhile Wow, it's been awhile since I last posted. Not much is new with me. I shared Poe's music with one of my friends. She asked me one day " Do you know who sings that Angry Johny song? " and I was like "Hell Yeah it's Poe" So Lent her my CD. You can always tell a true fan from people who are fabricated fans. The idiot just listened to that one song over and over again, not even bothering to check out the rest of the songs. What a narrow mind. I just keep saying to myself that if she's not gonna take the time then she doesn't deserve the beauty of Poes music. 'nuff said! Spaced, Layla ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 24 Nov 1997 22:40:19 -0500 From: Orpheus <71034.1104@compuserve.com> Subject: Should we leave her alone? I don't know if any of you are familiar with the greatest author of our time, Daniel Pinkwater, but he wrote this great book called Alan (something) the Boy from Mars. Or the title was close to that. Anyhoo, this kid Alan (or Alex, ah, who cares?) goes to school one day and tells every single kid in the whole school that he is from Mars. The book is told in first person by Alan's (I'm startin' to think it's Alex) best friend, whose name I couldn't remember if you paid me. So Alan tells the whole school he's from Mars. The best bud comes to school the next day and some big kid says, "Do you believe?" Meaning whether or not the bud thinks Alan's from Mars. "Sure, I guess," our hero replies, shortly before he's punched very hard in the stomach. By lunchtime, the school has formed into two gangs, believers and non-believers. They aggregate on either side of the parking lot until someone shouts, "Death to non-believers!" Then the other sides yells,"A crusade against beliver heathens!" A riot ensues. The whole time Alan(ex) is watching his handywork safely from a second-story window. So, perhaps our friend has no desire indeed to be left alone, as the boy from Mars was not actually from Mars. Perhaps she has started an inter-Angry Psycho war that will be the death of all of us! Of course, we'd actually have to know who each other are (is), and adress and stuff. But, what a tangled web she's woven as she sits back and surveys the barrage of recommendations and confused replies at her bizzarre messages. FIGHT BACK, I say! Do not give into temptation. Who would be surprised if she also sent out that neat little fill-in flame thing, eh? eh?! EH?! Beware. Black Orpheus (or so you'd like to think) ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 24 Nov 1997 22:44:22 -0600 From: "angel" Subject: Re: Should we leave her alone? Alan Mendhelson (sp), Boy from Mars Daniel Pinkwater is tha bomb. Anyone ever read the Snarkout Boys books? I think there's two of them, the Avacado of Death and one other. Anyway, those are the very best books. Actually, everything by Daniel Pinkwater is superawesome. My dad calls him "Uncle Dan" for some reason, when I was little my dad used to read me his books. Anyway........ I don't remember the narrator's name, sorry. Doesn't Alan turn out to be a Martian for real at the end? I remember that logically, he can't have been, but the book leaves it open. So maybe whoever it is you're talking about really is from Mars. Or maybe it's EvilPoe. Or maybe I don't knwo what I'm talking about. Ok i'l shut up now. Gooby;==+asvxc=\\vcm angel {\o/} /_\ angel@sd.cybernex.net motto: fuct ... name: aka69 ... member: pen15 i exist in the state of denial http://ww2.sd.cybernex.net/~lehmann/angel.html - ---------- > From: Orpheus <71034.1104@compuserve.com> > To: AP's > Subject: Should we leave her alone? > Date: Monday, November 24, 1997 9:40 PM > > I don't know if any of you are familiar with the greatest author of our > time, Daniel Pinkwater, but he wrote this great book called Alan > (something) the Boy from Mars. Or the title was close to that. Anyhoo, > this kid Alan (or Alex, ah, who cares?) goes to school one day and tells > every single kid in the whole school that he is from Mars. The book is > told in first person by Alan's (I'm startin' to think it's Alex) best > friend, whose name I couldn't remember if you paid me. So Alan tells the > whole school he's from Mars. The best bud comes to school the next day and > some big kid says, "Do you believe?" Meaning whether or not the bud thinks > Alan's from Mars. "Sure, I guess," our hero replies, shortly before he's > punched very hard in the stomach. By lunchtime, the school has formed into > two gangs, believers and non-believers. They aggregate on either side of > the parking lot until someone shouts, "Death to non-believers!" Then the > other sides yells,"A crusade against beliver heathens!" A riot ensues. > The whole time Alan(ex) is watching his handywork safely from a > second-story window. > > So, perhaps our friend has no desire indeed to be left alone, as the boy > from Mars was not actually from Mars. Perhaps she has started an > inter-Angry Psycho war that will be the death of all of us! Of course, > we'd actually have to know who each other are (is), and adress and stuff. > But, what a tangled web she's woven as she sits back and surveys the > barrage of recommendations and confused replies at her bizzarre messages. > FIGHT BACK, I say! Do not give into temptation. Who would be surprised if > she also sent out that neat little fill-in flame thing, eh? eh?! EH?! > Beware. > > Black > Orpheus > (or so > you'd like to think) ------------------------------ End of angry-psychos-digest V2 #378 ***********************************