From: owner-angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org (angry-psychos-digest) To: angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org Subject: angry-psychos-digest V2 #328 Reply-To: angry-psychos@smoe.org Sender: owner-angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk X-To-Unsubscribe: Send mail to "angry-psychos-digest-request@smoe.org" X-To-Unsubscribe: with "unsubscribe" as the body. angry-psychos-digest Monday, October 6 1997 Volume 02 : Number 328 Today's Subjects: ----------------- npr life in general ["Jessica Gilwee" ] Happy Anniversary everyone! [John deBoer ] NPR-(humor) THINGS COMPUTERS CAN DO IN MOVIES (fwd) [pwolf@bellsouth.net] Re: Know of any POE playin NET Radio Stations? ["Angry Psycho" ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat, 04 Oct 1997 23:12:22 PDT From: "Jessica Gilwee" Subject: npr life in general I sit here and I think about my life. I just got in a car accident where I let my friend drive and he hit soem one else. I remember thinking before this how trivial my entire life was...why am I here? You know, I haven't solved any of this crap yet, but I know now that I have faced death and do not wanna die yet. I wanted to die before and not carry on with this script of nonsence on the puppeters' stage, but now I guess I want to live. I don't even really see myself dying anymore. I used to fantasize with it constantly and wish my death and pray that I would die every day. I guess this means you face your struggles. and this is another struggle I have to get thorugh. Maybe living the way I did for 2 years was just another struggle. Maybe when this is over, I will degress back into my old manic depressive self. Who the fuck knows right? Well....I guess no one does. Everyone has answers but do they REALLY understand the question asked? *never let your past influence your future* *call your parents, they always love you* *Hitler thought the decisons he made were right too* * All this living and no dying makes one tired* * I defy you Stars * * and maybe that fucked me up much more than you'll ever know * "You look but do not see, into my eyes, not the real me" -- JEssica Gilwee Punk~Bitch Jess **************** Surprise!!! You're dead!!! haha ha Okay, Open your Eyes!!! Don't push me cause I 'm close to the edge. I'm tryin' not to lose my head. ha ha ha It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from going under. - -Grand Master Flash and The Furious Five ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 5 Oct 1997 02:10:15 -0400 (EDT) From: John deBoer Subject: Happy Anniversary everyone! Hey Psychos! It's been a fun year with you guys, I wouldn't trade ya for the world! (well....maybe the world.) I wonder what life would have been like without you? Well, I wouldn't have gotten a letter a day, at the very least. And I would never have met Poe and hung out with her backstage. For that fabulous half-hour I have only the Angry-Psychos (with special recognition to Jarrod, for coolness far above and beyond the call of duty) to thank. Also, probably even better, I met Michele, a good friend if ever I've had one, through the list (and some weird guy pretending to be me). Recently I've been chilling in the chatroom and have met cool and nice people like Katsukhan (sp?), Anita, becky, and PuppyDawg. Frankly, I think things would have been alot more...flat without the list. I really value it. Especially becuz it sometimes sucks. It's been a good year. Let's go a few more. Twalen Fleety MonkeyMan "You say it's yr birthday..."--the Beatles ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 5 Oct 1997 12:00:20 -0400 (EDT) From: pwolf@bellsouth.net Subject: NPR-(humor) THINGS COMPUTERS CAN DO IN MOVIES (fwd) >>>THINGS COMPUTERS CAN DO IN MOVIES >>> 1. Word processors never display a cursor. >>> 2. You never have to use the space-bar when typing long sentences. >>> 3. Movie characters never make typing mistakes. >>> 4. All monitors display inch-high letters. >>> 5. High-tech computers, such as those used by NASA, the CIA or some such >>> governmental institution, will have easy to understand graphical >>> interfaces. >>> 6. Those that don't have graphical interfaces will have incredibly >>> powerful text-based command shells that can correctly understand and >>> execute commands typed in plain English. >>> 7. Note: Command line interfaces will give you access to any information >>> you want by simply typing, "ACCESS THE SECRET FILES" on any near-by >>> keyboard. >>> 8. You can also infect a computer with a destructive virus by simply >>> typing "UPLOAD VIRUS". (See "Fortress".) >>> 9. All computers are connected. You can access the information on the >>> villain's desktop computer even if it's turned off. >>> 10. Powerful computers beep whenever you press a key or the screen >>> changes. Some computers also slow down the output on the screen so >>> that it doesn't go faster than you can read. (Really advanced >>> computers will also emulate the sound of a dot-matrix printer.) >>> 11. All computer panels operate on thousands of volts and have explosive >>> devices underneath their surface. Malfunctions are indicated by a >>> bright flash of light, a puff of smoke, a shower of sparks and an >>> explosion that causes you to jump backwards. >>> 12. People typing on a computer can safely turn it off without saving the >>> data. >>> 13. A hacker is always able to break into the most sensitive computer in >>> the world by guessing the secret password in two tries. >>> 14. You may bypass "PERMISSION DENIED" message by using the "OVERRIDE" >>> function. (See "Demolition Man".) >>> 15. Computers only take 2 seconds to boot up instead of the average 2 >>> minutes for desktop PCs and 30 minutes or more for larger systems that >>> can run 24 hours, 365 days a year without a reset. >>> 16. Complex calculations and loading of huge amounts of data will be >>> accomplished in under three seconds. Movie modems usually appear to >>> transmit data at the speed of two gigabytes per second. >>> 17. When the power plant/missile site/main computer overheats, all control >>> panels will explode shortly before the entire building will. >>> 18. If you display a file on the screen and someone deletes the file, it >>> also disappears from the screen (See "Clear and Present Danger"). >>> 19. If a disk contains encrypted files, you are automatically asked for a >>> password when you insert it. >>> 20. Computers can interface with any other computer regardless of the >>> manufacturer or galaxy where it originated. (See "Independence Day".) >>> 21. Computer disks will work on any computer has a floppy drive and all >>> software is usable on any platforms. >>> 22. The more high-tech the equipment, the more buttons it will have. >>>(See "Aliens".) >>> 23. Note: You must be highly trained to operate high-tech computers >>> because the buttons have no labels except for the "SELF-DESTRUCT" >>> button. >>> 24. Most computers, no matter how small, have reality-defying >>> three-dimensional active animation, photo-realistic graphics >>> capabilities. >>> 25. Laptops always have amazing real-time video phone capabilities and >>> performance similar to a CRAY Supercomputer. >>> 26. Whenever a character looks at a monitor, the image is so bright that >>> it projects itself onto their face. (See "Alien" or "2001".) >>> 27. Searches on the internet will always return what you are looking for >>> no matter how vague your keywords are. (See "Mission Impossible", >>> Tom Cruise searches with keywords like "file" and "computer" and 3 >>> results are returned.) >>> >>> >>> >> > > > > *De angry coon-ass psycho from de bayou.* *Never again the burning times.* ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 05 Oct 1997 11:58:20 PDT From: "Angry Psycho" Subject: Re: Know of any POE playin NET Radio Stations? go to http://www.knrk.com to find their online broadcast. KNRK is a radio station out of Portland broadcast on 94.7 mHz, but they also have a netcast too. You can even call and request Poe! I just heard the band version of Hello the other day on there! The future is a slut. She promises herself to everyone. ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 5 Oct 1997 20:09:27 -0500 From: "Peter Morauski" Subject: new address Hey everyone my E-Mail address has changed. It's now: zombie@execpc.com ************************************************************ "But they say it will work out fine. Was it all a waste of time...There's no need to argue. NO NEED TO ARGUE ANYMORE!!" --"No Need To Argue" The Cranberries "Why do you make me feel like this? Why do you gotta be such a DICK!?!" --"Trigger Happy Jack" Poe Peter Morauski notajunkie@poe.org notsorry@geocitites.com zombie@execpc.com ICQ #: 1145725 http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Studio/6031 *********************************************************** ------------------------------ End of angry-psychos-digest V2 #328 ***********************************