From: owner-angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org (angry-psychos-digest) To: angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org Subject: angry-psychos-digest V2 #294 Reply-To: angry-psychos@smoe.org Sender: owner-angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk X-To-Unsubscribe: Send mail to "angry-psychos-digest-request@smoe.org" X-To-Unsubscribe: with "unsubscribe" as the body. angry-psychos-digest Tuesday, September 2 1997 Volume 02 : Number 294 Today's Subjects: ----------------- NPR: funny forward:NPR! IF you don't want to read jokes, don't read it. [Malyson@aol.co] NPR: Chicago and Rockstock [J Myers ] POE on PBS [Casey Hansen ] AP Related: UPdate on Spring... [Robby Black ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon, 1 Sep 1997 16:57:05 -0400 (EDT) From: Malyson@aol.com Subject: NPR: funny forward:NPR! IF you don't want to read jokes, don't read it. - --------------------- Forwarded message: From: JWFJ10D@prodigy.com (MISS MARY J EIDE) To: Malyson@aol.com Date: 97-08-29 03:11:51 EDT << Start of Forwarded message via Prodigy Mail >> From: (VVPH73C) COURTNEY KENNEDY Subject: cool stuff erik found!! Date: 08/28 Time: 04:20 PM >Welcome to IHOC > >INTERNATIONAL >HOUSE >OF >CHEESE!!! >Scroll down \/ > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | >sniff...? > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | >sniff sniff... :( > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | >cough, gasp... > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > ) | > ( | > ) /\ ( ( > ) / o \ ) ) > ( ( / (_ ( > ) / ( ) \ ) > ( / o ( ) \ ( > / ( ) \ ) > /__(_)_____o___\ > >You've just been cheesed! > >This forward was started when Sir Gouda, glorious founder of the International House Of >Cheese, set out this cheese to age in 1903. This forward has been around the world >one and a half times and has been translated into twenty languages, including braille >and sign language. Send this cheese on to any cheese lovers you know in the next >day or you will stink worse than it does. > > Jus t Craz y Stuff Just Crazy Stuff is a thought, joke, message, or goofy thing put on your monitor on a daily/weekly/when I get around to it basis. Please enjoy today's thought: - ---------------------------------------------------------------------- - -- These are REAL statements made by REAL people on insurance forms. They are better than any jokes. The following quotes were taken from these insurance forms and were eventually published in the Toronto Sun. July 26, 1977. 1. Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have. 2. The other car collided with mine without giving warning of it's intentions. 3. I thought my window was down. but found out it was up when I put my hand through it. 4. I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way. 5. A truck backed into my windshield into my wife's face. 6. A pedestrian hit me and went under my car. 7. The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him. 8. I pulled from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment. 9. In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole. 10. I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached the intersection, a hedge sprang up obscuring my vision. I did not see the other car. 11. I had been driving my car for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had a accident. 12. I was on my way to the doctors office with rear-end trouble when my universal joint gave. 13. As I approached the intersection a stop sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident. 14. My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle. 15. An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished. 16. I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat, found that I had a skull fracture. 17. The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran him over. 18. The indirect cause of this accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth. 19. I was thrown from the car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows. 20. The telephone pole was approaching fast, I was attempting to swerve out of its path when it struck my front end. 21. I was unable to stop in time and my car crashed into the vehicle. The driver and the passenger then left immediately for vacation with injuries. 22. I saw the slow moving, sad faced, old gentlemen as he bounced off the hood of my car. - ---------------------------------------------------------------------- - -- the end, hope you liked it - --------- End forwarded message ---------- ____ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ i hope the food tastes better in heaven... ---BiKiNi Kill!! what happpens when you're scared to death twice?? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ TO: nightx@anet-stl.com TO: cuhlmans@mail.win.org << End of Forwarded message >> ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 01 Sep 1997 19:22:03 -0400 From: J Myers Subject: NPR: Chicago and Rockstock Sorry to post this to the whole list, but I need some advice from ANYONE in the Chicago and surrounding areas. I am going to be attending ROCKSTOCK 97 in Tinley Park, Chicago this Saturday. I am in need of a hotel room but do not know the area at all. I am in need of recommendations. i.e. should I stay in Tinley Park? Chicago Heights? where?.. and let me know if any AP's are planning on attending this HUGE festival Take Care Jim Myers ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 01 Sep 1997 16:56:41 -0700 From: Casey Hansen Subject: POE on PBS yeah, friday and saturday at 12 and 12:30 respectivly POE will be on that concert showon PBS so watch it cause it will be fabulous! Danke, Casey ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 01 Sep 1997 20:47:50 -0400 From: Robby Black Subject: AP Related: UPdate on Spring... Hi all...First off the Family thanks us for the support... Here is what I found out about Spring: - ---- Most things taken care of from all the family and friends that have come out and are lending shoulders. I think spring might apreacate if you guys let Poe know who she was " the girl that gave her the little red deval doll at the richmand consert" just try to remember her for who she was is the largest thing. - ---- the Visitation is Tuesday 2-4 7-9 (Keyser Rotruck Funeral Home) Services Wensday 11am (Fountain Brethern Church) there is no funeral say since she wanted to be cremated. - --- If you want an address to send something let me know.. Take care, Robby - -- Robby Black email: robby@poe.org My old ISP is out..(vivanet.com) new one: blackr@eznet.net ------------------------------ End of angry-psychos-digest V2 #294 ***********************************