From: owner-angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org (angry-psychos-digest) To: angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org Subject: angry-psychos-digest V2 #219 Reply-To: angry-psychos@smoe.org Sender: owner-angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk X-To-Unsubscribe: Send mail to "angry-psychos-digest-request@smoe.org" X-To-Unsubscribe: with "unsubscribe" as the body. angry-psychos-digest Monday, June 30 1997 Volume 02 : Number 219 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: angry-psychos-digest V2 #218 POE Chatrooms [Brianna Thomas ] Question [Joe Hay ] WEB PAGE [SFPooh@aol.com] Re: Question ["Ed Hurtley" ] WCAP Poe Fest in Monterey [Roger Knox (Roger Knox)] AAP chat [HJSparkle@aol.com] Re: AAP chat [DahIia1@aol.com] POE on July 4th ["Evan E. Zelig" ] Re: Fwd: Neat Trick!!! NPR [x-jiff-x@juno.com] npr:joke [Heath210@aol.com] landon's b-day [alley-cat1@juno.com (shirley s chaffin)] Re: Fwd: Neat Trick!!! NPR [BGBX10C@prodigy.com ( KATIE ZEGAR)] Re: POE on July 4th [x-jiff-x@juno.com] (Fwd) Porno for Pyros/ POE? Janes Addiction coveR? [radiof@pipeline.com] (Fwd) BOUNCE angry-psychos@smoe.org: Non-member submission ["Anthony ] SLC Adventure ["M.O.D ." ] Re: Music Exchange MP3 Tree [oobushoo@juno.com (Bich Ngoc Q Cao)] An Executive Decission [yamit/silvr peppr <73214.1142@compuserve.com>] Going Away.. :( [James McGarvey ] Send it! [J Myers ] re: NEAT TRICK! [Martin Kozicki ] Re: NEAT TRICK! ["Ed Hurtley" ] Re: NEAT TRICK! [Martin Kozicki ] RE: 101 things not to say during sex [Poncho of the Wolves ] no more jokes please [Emily ] Re: Fwd: Neat Trick!!! NPR [Ron ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun, 29 Jun 1997 07:52:44 +0100 (BST) From: Brianna Thomas Subject: Re: angry-psychos-digest V2 #218 POE Chatrooms how about we use the EFnet, since it's much better known, and if we use #poe we're rather likely to have other Poe fans stop in? (plus being in #angry-psychos and #poe is easy to do as well...) Daiv I think a non poe.org chat room is an excellent idea!!! Dal Net is also a good choice :)) That's were I normallly hang out at. BTW my nick is Bria_ if anyone wants to look me up and say HI :) Brianna ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 29 Jun 1997 01:55:31 -0700 From: "TyM@n" Subject: EPR More Evil Poe stuff. There is a well supported theory that it is actually Poe's incredibly long fingers that are actually evil and take over her. Our beloved friend and psycho D-Max is on top of this and has some new addtions to his site that has been asked about by Poe on several occasions and has actually existed before the knowledge of Evil Poe came about. http://www.geocities.com/Area51/3973/ She has yet to visit the site herself based on what we believe to be resistence of her fingers. TyMan tyman@poe.org (you have a friend at the org...that will think twice before raping and killing you) ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 29 Jun 1997 09:37:17 -0500 From: Joe Hay Subject: Question I have been on with the AP's for a little while and from reading the posts I need a question answered: Who is this Poh(sp?)? You guys talk about this person a lot. Is he some sort of Political figure? Sounds South-East Asian. Is it a person? Wait, is it spelled "Poe"? Is it an acronym? Parakenetic-Oxygen-Ejection(System), perhaps? I just need a clue. Oh, by the way, why do you have so many posts about "National Public Radio"? Thanks ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 29 Jun 1997 14:32:15 -0400 (EDT) From: SFPooh@aol.com Subject: WEB PAGE OK, sorry guys. that was probably the most idiotic thing i have done. AOHELL was having problems when I originally wrote the message (w/the URL) and couldn't send my mail. So I rewrote it later (in a hurry) and forgot the URL: http://members.aol.com/SFPooh/index.html Sorry APLuv Shawn shawn@poe.org sfpooh@aol.com ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 29 Jun 1997 11:49:35 -0700 From: "Ed Hurtley" Subject: Re: Question Did TyM@n put you up to this? - ---------- > From: Joe Hay > To: angry-psychos@smoe.org > Subject: Question > Date: Sunday, 29 June, 1997 7:37 > > I have been on with the AP's for a little while and from reading the > posts I need a question answered: > > Who is this Poh(sp?)? You guys talk about this person a lot. Is he > some sort of Political figure? Sounds South-East Asian. Is it a > person? Wait, is it spelled "Poe"? Is it an acronym? > Parakenetic-Oxygen-Ejection(System), perhaps? I just need a clue. Oh, > by the way, why do you have so many posts about "National Public Radio"? > > Thanks > ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 29 Jun 1997 12:05:47 +0100 From: Roger Knox (Roger Knox) Subject: WCAP Poe Fest in Monterey An update on the "West Coast Angry-Psychos Poe Fest" in Monterey, CA Saturday August 9 from 4pm to 10pm. All ages welcome. Our count so far hovers around 30 to 35 people. We can tell all of you coming to the party and those of you on the fence, that the seeds for this party have been sown. Literally. We have cleared our weed-infested front yard and planted grass seed that spells "Angry-Psychos" in 4 foot letters across our entire front yard. It may not work, but if it does...bring your camera. If you fly into Monterey Airport, look to your left, just beyond the golf course on your final 30 to 45 seconds of approach. It should be a pretty memorable sight. We have erased what little credibility we have on our block. Our neighbors were wondering just what we were doing. Now that it's finished, and they can read the letters, they just nod their heads in wonder and keep their kids away from our house. Psychos unite! Send us your RSVP! This is just the beginning! Tony and Jarrod...get those video cameras rolling. Oh yeah...something else...brush up on your Poe trivia. We have Poe, Jane's Addiction, and Tory Amos CDs to give away, just to name a few. Roger Regional Coordinator, West Coast Angry-Psychos rogerk@mbay.net rogerk@poe.org ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 29 Jun 1997 15:11:38 -0400 (EDT) From: HJSparkle@aol.com Subject: AAP chat SGV5IGFsbCB5b3UgQW5ncnktUHN5Y2hvcyENCg0KQW4gQU9MIEFuZ3J5IFBzeWNob3MgY2hh dCB3aWxsIHRha2UgcGxhY2Ugb24gTW9uZGF5IEp1bmUgMzAuIEdvIHRvIHRoZQ0KcHJpdmF0 ZSByb29tICJBbmdyeSBQc3ljaG9zIiAod2l0aG91dCB0aGUgcXVvdGVzKSBhdCBhYm91dCA5 OjMwIHBtLi4uLm9rPyBpDQp3aWxsIGJlIHRoZXJlLiBpZiBpIGFtIG5vdCB0aGVyZSwgaSB3 aWxsIGJlIG9ubGluZSwgc28gcHV0IG1lIG9uIHlvdXIgYnVkZHkNCmxpc3QgYW5kIHllbGwg YXQgbWUgaWYgaSBhbSBub3QgaW4gdGhlIHJvb20uIFllbGwgYXQgYW55IG90aGVyIEFuZ3J5 IHBzeWNob3MNCnRoYXQgYXJlIG9ubGluZSBhbmQgbm90IGluIHRoZSByb29tLCB0b28uIGlm IHlvdSBldmVyIHdhbm5hIHRhbGssIGp1c3QgSU0gbWUsDQpvaz8gIEkgaG9wZSB0byB0YWxr IHRvIHlvdSBvbiBNb25kYXkhIExhdGVycywgYnVkZGllcyENCg0KUGVhY2UsIEhhcHBpbmVz cywgYW5kIEFQIExvdmUsDQpIaXBwaWUgSGVhdGhlciBGZWF0aGVyDQpoanNwYXJrbGVAcG9l Lm9yZw0KaGpzcGFya2xlQGFvbC5jb20NCmh0dHA6Ly9tZW1iZXJzLmFvbC5jb20vaGpzcGFy a2xlL2luZGV4Lmh0bWwNCg0KpLGksaSxpLGksaSxpLGksaSxpLGksaSxpLGksaSxpLGksaSx pLGksaSxpLGksaSxpLGksaSxpLGksaSxpLGksaSxpLGkDQoiU29tZXRpbWVzLCBJIGZpbmQg aXQncyBlYXN5IHRvIGJlIG15c2VsZi4gDQpTb21ldGltZXMuLi4uLiBpIGZpbmQgaXQncyBi ZXR0ZXIgdG8gYmUgc29tZWJvZHkgZWxzZSEiICAgfkRhdmUgTWF0dGV3cyBCYW5kIA0KpLGk saSxpLGksaSxpLGksaSxpLGksaSxpLGksaSxpLGksaSxpLGksaSxpLGksaSxpLGksaSxpLGk saSxpLGksaSxpLGkDQoNCg== ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 29 Jun 1997 16:20:31 -0400 (EDT) From: DahIia1@aol.com Subject: Re: AAP chat ok, this AAP chat thing, 9:30, what? Is that Eastern, Central, what?? Jezebel ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 29 Jun 1997 14:29:13 -0700 From: "Evan E. Zelig" Subject: POE on July 4th Hey, I just thought of something... POE will be opening for Pornor For Pyros. i think Perry Farrell will get a kick if she plays Jane Says... =============================================================== Evan E. Zelig - ezelig@earthlink.net CHECK OUT BACKSTAGE ONLINE - http://206.43.146.101/backstage/ Among The Top 5% Of All Music Web Sites! Featured In Music Connection Magazine (Vol. XXI, Issue #5) =============================================================== ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 29 Jun 1997 14:14:44 -0400 From: x-jiff-x@juno.com Subject: Re: Fwd: Neat Trick!!! NPR i got a brown jackrabbit from djibooti, and i did the math right... - ----- Tugboat Annie - The Wanna-Be Official Page http://freenet.buffalo.edu/~bj887/tugboat.htm On Sat, 28 Jun 1997 19:52:27 -0700 "Ed Hurtley" writes: >Then you did some of the math wrong. > >---------- >From: yamit/silvr peppr <73214.1142@compuserve.com> >To: All Poe Freaks >Cc: Liz Hancock <100525.425@compuserve.com>; Mindy >Subject: NPR: Fwd: Neat Trick!!! NPR >Date: Saturday, 28 June, 1997 19:33 > >The first time, I got a green iguana from Finland, but good luck to >you all.... >-------- Forwarded Message -------- > >Subject: Fwd: Neat Trick!!! this is sooooooooo cool! try it >Date: 28-Jun-97 at 21:58 >From: INTERNET:AShap18@aol.com, > >TO: [73214,1142] > >Try this. >DON'T PEEK! and follow the instructions carefully. It's cool. > >*************************************************************** >WARNING! >DO NOT SKIP AHEAD. Read this message ONE LINE AT A TIME >and just do what it says. You will be glad you did. If not, >you'll blow all the fun and wish you had listened. >*************************************************************** > >1) Pick a number from 1 - 9 >2) Subtract 5 >3) Multiply by 3 >4) Square the number (that's multiply your number by the same number >- not dividing, which would be a square root) >5) Add the digits of your number until you get down to only one digit >(ex: 64=6+4= 10 and 10=1+0=1) >6) If the number is less than 5, add five. Otherwise subtract 4. >7) Multiply by 2 >8) Subtract 6 >9) Find the letter in the alphabet your number would correspond to, >as in the following: 1=A, 2=B, 3=C, etc... >10) Pick a name of a country that begins with that letter. >11) Take the second letter in the country name and think of a mammal >that begins with that letter. >12) Think of the color of that mammal. > >****************************************************************** >DO NOT SCROLL DOWN UNTIL YOU HAVE DONE ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!!! >****************************************************************** > > > > > > > > >**************************************************************** >Here it comes! NO CHEATING or you'll be sorry! >**************************************************************** > > > > > > > > >You have a grey elephant from Denmark. >-------------------------------------------------------------- > >---------- > > ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 29 Jun 1997 17:51:37 -0400 (EDT) From: Heath210@aol.com Subject: npr:joke Hey! I deleted that grey elephant joke by mistake can someone like resend it to me or something? Thanks! Heather ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 29 Jun 1997 18:16:51 EDT From: alley-cat1@juno.com (shirley s chaffin) Subject: landon's b-day hi everyone! i just wanted to wish landon a happy birthday.... without all the accidents! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! and as always, i hope your sister gets better.... best wishes to everyone! alleycat ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 29 Jun 1997 18:13:19, -0500 From: BGBX10C@prodigy.com ( KATIE ZEGAR) Subject: Re: Fwd: Neat Trick!!! NPR I got a brown emu from Denmark and I did it right also. It was cool though. ____ Katie Zegar katie@iconnect.net bgbx10c@prodigy.com Ruby382785@aol.com "And if you complain once more, you'll meet an army of me." -- Bjork, "Army of Me" "A hit is hard to resist and I never miss." -- Garbage, "Supervixen" "Don't you mess with a little girl's dream or she's liable to grow up mean." -- Poe, "Little Girl's Dream" ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 29 Jun 1997 18:03:15 -0400 From: x-jiff-x@juno.com Subject: Re: POE on July 4th always the chance he'll come out and do it with her... what i would give to see that... << daiv cries for hours that he can't go >> - ----- Tugboat Annie - The Wanna-Be Official Page http://freenet.buffalo.edu/~bj887/tugboat.htm On Sun, 29 Jun 1997 14:29:13 -0700 "Evan E. Zelig" writes: >Hey, I just thought of something... POE will be opening for Pornor For >Pyros. i think Perry Farrell will get a kick if she plays Jane >Says... > > > =============================================================== > > Evan E. Zelig - ezelig@earthlink.net > > CHECK OUT BACKSTAGE ONLINE - http://206.43.146.101/backstage/ > > Among The Top 5% Of All Music Web Sites! > Featured In Music Connection Magazine (Vol. XXI, Issue #5) > > =============================================================== > ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 29 Jun 1997 18:28:51 +0000 From: radiof@pipeline.com Subject: (Fwd) Porno for Pyros/ POE? Janes Addiction coveR? Forwarded message: From: Self To: angry-pyschos@smoe.org Subject: Porno for Pyros/ POE? Janes Addiction coveR? Date: Fri, 27 Jun 1997 23:30:30 Well do you think Poe will do Jane Says (janes addictions cover, and Perry's favorite janes addiction song) in concert when they play with porno for pyros. Well does she still do it? because when i saw her in may she did do it.. Do you think Perry will sing it with her.. if so that will make a great B-track on a single.... somebody should tell her to tape the set from the soundboard with a Dat or something seeya. ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 29 Jun 1997 19:33:23 -0800 From: "Anthony Amato" Subject: (Fwd) BOUNCE angry-psychos@smoe.org: Non-member submission >From bansheegirl@hotmail.com Sun Jun 29 18:01:51 1997 Received: from root@localhost by f23.hotmail.com From: "M.O.D ." To: Angry-Psychos@smoe.org Subject: SLC Adventure ************ Melly's Version of the Salt Lake Adventure ************** Chapter 1 - Friday June 20th. The party began at the airport when Shaun (Blat) and I arrived from Denver. We were on a plane full of Mormon missionaries. I, with the help of Shaun's observation, soon realized that my clothing ensemble made me the outcast of Utah. We weren't there for even five minutes and the stares began at a rapid rate (are six inch burgandy-colored buckle platforms that noticable?). Anyway, we followed the pre-arranged plan of action and waited for Cocky to show up at our gate. After a half hour of more up-and-down stares, still no Cocky. We decided to have him paged over the airport's intercom, with only one problem at hand -- neither one of us knew Cocky's real name. So this is what was heard, "Mr. Key, Mr. Kah Key, please come to the...." It was cool. But still no Cocky. So I made the proclaimation that Cocky dissed us or something, and we took off to the hotel in a cab. Turns out that Cocky's flight was majorly delayed (oops!). Back at the hotel, Tony, Jason, Cocky, Blat and I all spent some time reacquainting, and then Mr. Cocky and I decided to move the party into forward gear and go fetch some vodka (yeah!). So there we were wandering around the twilight zone, looking like movie stars, and eagerly searching for a government owned alcohol store. Finally we scored and within no time, the birth of stollie crans took place. Jarrod and his friend Shaun were next to join the party. Tony the Man had his video camera rolling all over the place, and so did Jarrod, while everybody else kept their cameras constantly clicking away. The memorablia of this Salt Lake City weekend is bound to turn out very interesting (to say the least!). Cocky and Jarrod soon left the hotel with a video camera and the look of trouble in their eyes. They emerged into the hypnotic streets of Salt Lake and were at large under the assumed name of, "Mtv" for a few hours. The rest of us (including Roger and Brad who arrived next) were feeling quite famished and therefore staked out a Denny's. The evening progressed into a consistent flow of alcohol. I found myself guilty of dumping a stollie cran drink all over Cocky and his theme shirt...(the room grew dead silent, you should have seen it)...but hey, no need to rehash unnecessary details on that dramatic episode now, for after all, it was the beginning of an incredible bond between two very cool APs!* (Moral of the story though: don't mess with Melly). The rest of the night consisted of hitting a lame dance club (but hey, when you've got to dance, you've got to dance, right Tony?!), a car load of girls flipping off the male AP's (which was every AP from the crew but me), interviewing some of Salt Lake's entranced victims and making them feel abnormally important, and relaxing in the hotel's hot tub. Once again, let me remind you that I was the only female in the group at this point...so in other words, life was A-OKAY!!! Stay tuned for Melly's Chapter 2 of the Salt Lake City Chronicles.... And also be on the look out for, "Melly's Most Fabulous Time With Jane Jenson," premiering soon... ;) Take care everybody, M elly O f D enver bansheegirl@hotmail.com mod@poe.org *Cocky: meaning T-CAPS :) - --------------------------------------------------------- Get Your *Web-Based* Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com - --------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 29 Jun 1997 19:40:59 -0400 From: "M.O.D ." Subject: SLC Adventure ************ Melly's Version of the Salt Lake Adventure ************** Chapter 1 - Friday June 20th. The party began at the airport when Shaun (Blat) and I arrived from Denver. We were on a plane full of Mormon missionaries. I, with the help of Shaun's observation, soon realized that my clothing ensemble made me the outcast of Utah. We weren't there for even five minutes and the stares began at a rapid rate (are six inch burgandy-colored buckle platforms that noticable?). Anyway, we followed the pre-arranged plan of action and waited for Cocky to show up at our gate. After a half hour of more up-and-down stares, still no Cocky. We decided to have him paged over the airport's intercom, with only one problem at hand -- neither one of us knew Cocky's real name. So this is what was heard, "Mr. Key, Mr. Kah Key, please come to the...." It was cool. But still no Cocky. So I made the proclaimation that Cocky dissed us or something, and we took off to the hotel in a cab. Turns out that Cocky's flight was majorly delayed (oops!). Back at the hotel, Tony, Jason, Cocky, Blat and I all spent some time reacquainting, and then Mr. Cocky and I decided to move the party into forward gear and go fetch some vodka (yeah!). So there we were wandering around the twilight zone, looking like movie stars, and eagerly searching for a government owned alcohol store. Finally we scored and within no time, the birth of stollie crans took place. Jarrod and his friend Shaun were next to join the party. Tony the Man had his video camera rolling all over the place, and so did Jarrod, while everybody else kept their cameras constantly clicking away. The memorablia of this Salt Lake City weekend is bound to turn out very interesting (to say the least!). Cocky and Jarrod soon left the hotel with a video camera and the look of trouble in their eyes. They emerged into the hypnotic streets of Salt Lake and were at large under the assumed name of, "Mtv" for a few hours. The rest of us (including Roger and Brad who arrived next) were feeling quite famished and therefore staked out a Denny's. The evening progressed into a consistent flow of alcohol. I found myself guilty of dumping a stollie cran drink all over Cocky and his theme shirt...(the room grew dead silent, you should have seen it)...but hey, no need to rehash unnecessary details on that dramatic episode now, for after all, it was the beginning of an incredible bond between two very cool APs!* (Moral of the story though: don't mess with Melly). The rest of the night consisted of hitting a lame dance club (but hey, when you've got to dance, you've got to dance, right Tony?!), a car load of girls flipping off the male AP's (which was every AP from the crew but me), interviewing some of Salt Lake's entranced victims and making them feel abnormally important, and relaxing in the hotel's hot tub. Once again, let me remind you that I was the only female in the group at this point...so in other words, life was A-OKAY!!! Stay tuned for Melly's Chapter 2 of the Salt Lake City Chronicles.... And also be on the look out for, "Melly's Most Fabulous Time With Jane Jenson," premiering soon... ;) Take care everybody, M elly O f D enver bansheegirl@hotmail.com mod@poe.org *Cocky: meaning T-CAPS :) - --------------------------------------------------------- Get Your *Web-Based* Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com - --------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 29 Jan 1997 17:21:27 +0000 From: oobushoo@juno.com (Bich Ngoc Q Cao) Subject: Re: Music Exchange MP3 Tree I don't think that space after "org" is supposed to be there. I couldn't get into the site when there was a space there, so I took it out, and voila! Good: ftp.sekurity.org/pub/special.interest/femme_vocalists/poe/ Bad: >ftp.sekurity.org /pub/special.interest/femme_vocalists/poe/ :) Bich Ngoc ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 29 Jun 1997 22:08:05 -0400 From: yamit/silvr peppr <73214.1142@compuserve.com> Subject: An Executive Decission It has been decided that the "Ultimate AP Directory" was such a bomb (lik= e, there were 19 out of 400 entries recieved...), that there will be no "Ultimate AP Directory". Everyone will be sent their pictures, back, etc, and that'll be it. sorry thank you silver pepper girl = ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 29 Jun 1997 22:06:13 -0400 From: James McGarvey Subject: Going Away.. :( Well, my psycho friends I will not be replying to e-mail for some time. Sorry guys, but family vacation and the Grand Canyon are calling to me!! I will see if I can jump on in a cyber-cafe somwhere in the west when we are in Flagstaff and around there.. I might hit one in Wisconsin.. so if you see me, I'll prolly just be hitting it for a minute or so.:) I'll miss your constant e-mails... but leave me a trove for when I come back!! :) Buh-BYE!! Bluenote "Drive In, Drive Out - I'm leaving. Drive In, Drive Out, I come back again" - Dave Matthews Band. ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 29 Jun 1997 23:14:52 -0400 From: J Myers Subject: Send it! ok people!.....lets see some green...;) Send what you can...1.00 is helpful... ok people, the deadline is this Wednesday if you want to help the person who runs our mailing list replace a bad Hard Drive. Please help if you can, it is our list. Thanks to the following people for their contributions received so far: Bich Ngoc Cao Cocky Clint Anthony Amato Sean Jim Send it!!! AP LIST FUND c/o Jim Myers PO BOX 1053 Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio (NOTE: I spelled Cuyahoga wrong in my last 44223 post...oops..) ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 29 Jun 1997 22:23:31 -0500 From: Martin Kozicki Subject: re: NEAT TRICK! Actually, I think whomever originated this e-mail put the instructions in wrong. Then again, probably not. If they are followed correctly, you will ALWAYS get a G for color, an E for animal, and a D for country. The reason I'm guessing that it probably WAS right to begin with is that lots of people keep saying, "Oh, I got a purple goose from Finland," or, "I got a gray duck from Estonia." But then everyone says, "And I did the math right." Well, if you really ARE doing the math right, but everyone's answers are different, doesn't it stand to reason that you're NOT doing the math right? Just my 2 cents. - -Martin ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 29 Jun 1997 21:08:37 -0700 From: "Ed Hurtley" Subject: Re: NEAT TRICK! No, the only guarantee is that the country will start with 'D'. The other ones are based on the country you pick. Acceptable countries are: Denmark (The one they assume you will pick), Djibouti (maybe spelled wrong), Dominican Republic. If you pick Denmark, then the animal must begin with 'e', and, again, they assume you will pick an elephant, which is gray. The only one that depends on the math is the country, which (again) must start with 'd' - ---------- > From: Martin Kozicki > To: angry-psychos@smoe.org > Subject: re: NEAT TRICK! > Date: Sunday, 29 June, 1997 20:23 > > Actually, I think whomever originated this e-mail put the instructions in > wrong. Then again, probably not. > > If they are followed correctly, you will ALWAYS get a G for color, an E for > animal, and a D for country. The reason I'm guessing that it probably WAS > right to begin with is that lots of people keep saying, "Oh, I got a purple > goose from Finland," or, "I got a gray duck from Estonia." But then > everyone says, "And I did the math right." Well, if you really ARE doing > the math right, but everyone's answers are different, doesn't it stand to > reason that you're NOT doing the math right? > > Just my 2 cents. > > -Martin ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 29 Jun 1997 23:20:26 -0500 From: Martin Kozicki Subject: Re: NEAT TRICK! At 09:08 PM 6/29/97 -0700, you wrote: >No, the only guarantee is that the country will start with 'D'. The other >ones are based on the country you pick. Acceptable countries are: Denmark >(The one they assume you will pick), Djibouti (maybe spelled wrong), >Dominican Republic. >If you pick Denmark, then the animal must begin with 'e', and, again, they >assume you will pick an elephant, which is gray. >The only one that depends on the math is the country, which (again) must >start with 'd' > He's right. My bad. Sorry for the mis-info. Now no one's doing their math right... 8~) - -Martin ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 29 Jun 1996 21:14:43 -0700 From: Poncho of the Wolves Subject: RE: 101 things not to say during sex 102. Am I doing this right, daddy??? - ---------- From: yamit/silvr peppr[SMTP:73214.1142@compuserve.com] Sent: Saturday, June 28, 1997 7:44 PM To: All Poe Freaks Cc: Liz Hancock; Mindy Subject: NPR: 101 things not to say during sex - -------- Forwarded Message -------- Subject: 101 things Date: 28-Jun-97 at 22:16 From: INTERNET:AShap18ol.com, INTERNET:AShap18ol.com 101 Things NOT to say during sex ************************************************ 1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera? 4. Do you smell something burning? 5. (in a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead... 6. Try breathing through your nose. 7. A little rug burn ever hurt anyone! 8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant? 9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door? 10. But whipped cream makes me break out. 11. Person 1: This is your first time..right? Person 2: Yeah.. today 12. (in the No Tell Motel) Hurry up! This room rents by the Hour! 13. Can you please pass me the remote control? 14. Do you accept Visa? 15. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ 16. On second thought, let's turn off the lights. 17. And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend! 18. So much for mouth-to-mouth. 19. (using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay? 20. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober... 21. (holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo! 22. Do you get any premium movie channels? 23. Try not to smear my make-up, will ya! 24. (preparing to use peanut butter sexually) But I just steam- cleaned this couch! 25. Got any penicillin? 26. But I just brushed my teeth... 27. Smile, you're on Candid Camera! 28. I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs! 29. I want a baby! 30. So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies! 31. (in a menage a trois) Why am I doing all the work? 32. Maybe we should call Dr. Ruth... 33. Did you know the ceiling needs painting? 34. I think you have it on backwards. 35. When is this supposed to feel good? 36. Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs! 37. You're good enough to do this for a living! 38. Is that blood on the headboard? 39. Did I remember to take my pill? 40. Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere? 41. I wish we got the Playboy channel... 42. That leak better be from the waterbed! 43. I told you it wouldn't work without batteries! 44. But my cat always sleeps on that pillow.. 45. Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed? 46. If you quit smoking you might have more endurance.. 47. No, really... I do this part better myself! 48. It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate! 49. This would be more fun with a few more people.. 50. You're almost as good as my ex! 51. Do you know the definition of statutory rape? 52. Is that you I smell or is it your mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes? 53. You look younger than you feel. 54. Perhaps you're just out of practice. 55. You sweat more than a galloping stallion! 56. They're not cracker crumbs, it's just a rash. 57. Now I know why he/she dumped you... 58. Does your husband own a sawed-off shotgun? 59. You give me reason to conclude that foreplay is overrated. 60. What tampon? 61. Have you ever considered liposuction? 62. And to think, I didn't even have to buy you dinner! 63. What are you planning to make for breakfast? 64. I have a confession... 65. I was so horny tonight I would have taken a duck home! 66. Are those real or am I just behind the times? 67. Were you by any chance repressed as a child? 68. Is that a hanging sculpture? 69. You'll still vote for me, won't you? 70. Did I mention my transsexual operation? 71. I really hate women who actually think sex means something! 72. Did you come yet, dear? 73. I'll tell you who I'm fanatasizing about if you tell me who you're fantasizing about... 74. A good plastic surgeon can take care of that in no time! 75. Does this count as a date? 76. Oprah Winfrey had a show about men like you! 77. Hic! I need another beer for this please. 78. I think biting is romantic- don't you? 79. Q: You can cook, too right? A: (Whaddaya think I'm doin'?) 80. When would you like to meet my parents? 81. Man: Maybe it would help if I thought about someone I really like... Woman: Yourself? 82. Have you seen "Fatal Attraction"? 83. Sorry about the name tags, I'm not very good with names. 84. Don't mind me.. I always file my nails in bed. 85. (in a phone booth) Do you mind if I make a few phone calls? 86. I hope I didn't forget to turn the gas oven off. Do you have a light? 87. Don't worry, my dog's really friendly for a Doberman. 88. Sorry but I don't do toes! 89. You could at least ACT like you're enjoying it! 90. Petroleum jelly or no petroleum jelly, I said NO! 91. Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper... 92. I'll bet you didn't know I work for "The Enquirer". 93. So that's why they call you MR. Flash! 94. My old girlfriend used to do it a LOT longer! 95. Is this a sin too? 96. I've slept with more women than Wilt Chamberlain! 97. Hey, when is it going to be my friend's turn? 98. Long kisses clog my sinuses... 99. Please understand that I'm only doing this for a raise... 100. How long do you plan to be "almost there"? 101. You mean you're NOT my blind date? ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 29 Jun 1996 21:09:31 -0700 From: Poncho of the Wolves Subject: RE: Batman soundtrack... TRACK LISTING These are the songs that are on the Batman & Robin soundtrack: (There is NO Poe unfortunately) 1. The Smashing Pumpkins: The End is the Beginning is the End 2. Bone Thugs N Harmony: Look Into My Eyes 3. R. Kelly : Gotham City 4. Arkarna: House On Fire 5. R.E.M.: Revolution 6. Jewel: Foolish Games 7. Goo Goo Dolls: Lazy Eye 8. Lauren Christy: Breed 9. Soul Coughing: The Bug 10. Moloko: Fun For Me 11. Me'shell N'dege'ochello: Poison Ivy 12. Eric Benet: True To Myself 13. Eliot Goldenthal: A Batman Overture 14. Underworld: Moaner 15. The Smashing Pumpkins: The Beginning is the End is the Beginning - ---------- From: V.Yelaun[SMTP:vyelaun@ma.ultranet.com] Sent: Monday, June 30, 1997 7:07 PM To: 'Poncho of the Wolves' Subject: RE: Batman soundtrack... - ---------- From: Poncho of the Wolves[SMTP:macht@wvi.com] Sent: Thursday, June 27, 1996 11:11 PM To: 'Angry Psychoz' Subject: RE: Batman soundtrack... No, there isn't. There are a couple kick ass songs on there though. - ---------- From: Car2une@aol.com[SMTP:Car2une@aol.com] Sent: Friday, June 27, 1997 12:24 PM To: Dlphinlove@aol.com; angry-psychos@smoe.org; Vi0let3605@aol.com Subject: Batman soundtrack and how poe is just and ad tecnice Exactally, That Gotham city song is about peace and love and in the movie every1 is either killing each other or freezing each other. "Although that is only my opinion and I could be rong"- Dennis Miller (Greatest comedian of all time) Ps I don't even think thatthere is a POE song on the Batman and Robin soundtrack I heard there was. ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 29 Jun 1997 23:27:20 -0500 From: Martin Kozicki Subject: RE: 101 things not to say during sex #103: I never thought it would smell like this! - -Martin ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 29 Jun 1997 23:38:13 -0500 From: John Beadle Subject: Re: Batman soundtrack... TRACK LISTING I think they should have had K's choice "MR FREEZE" - -Landon, who thought the movie was total hype and graphics with a really crappy plot and way too many catch phrazes that didn't even deserve the $2 he paid ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 29 Jun 1997 23:48:43 -0500 From: Emily Subject: no more jokes please Could we PLEASE cool it with all the jokes? If I am the only one who doesn't like receiving all these jokes, then just ignore me and Ill pipe down. Didn't Jarrod start a sublist for ppl who like jokes a while back? emily ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 30 Jun 1997 01:16:05 -0400 From: Ron Subject: Re: Fwd: Neat Trick!!! NPR BTW it only works if you convert any negative numbers to zero, this same thing went around a few months back... ------------------------------ End of angry-psychos-digest V2 #219 ***********************************