From: owner-angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org (angry-psychos-digest) To: angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org Subject: angry-psychos-digest V2 #190 Reply-To: angry-psychos@smoe.org Sender: owner-angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk X-To-Unsubscribe: Send mail to "angry-psychos-digest-request@smoe.org" X-To-Unsubscribe: with "unsubscribe" as the body. angry-psychos-digest Friday, June 6 1997 Volume 02 : Number 190 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: [Fwd: hey guys, i am following directions now. not a chain letter...] ["Shaun P. Orton" ] Poe in Atlanta?!? [Jason M Crawford ] Re: Welcome to angry-psychos / Intro [o l i v i a ] Rise and Shine [angel-on-the-moon@juno.com (angel on the moon)] Show in Atlanta [DarthPepr@aol.com] Rise and Shine / psycho contest [Emily ] [none] [angel-on-the-moon@juno.com (angel on the moon)] Tape tree [Dlphinlove@aol.com] [none] [owner-angry-psychos@smoe.org] Poe in Atlanta?!? [Patrick Langley ] NPR:Hole [Malyson@aol.com] Re: Introduce yourself [Dark Magus ] Jarrod only [DahIia1@aol.com] 911 ["Allan Grimm (The Reaper)" ] As usual thursday tradition... [dk386@freenet.carleton.ca (Erik J. Hartle] Who I Am ["Jessica Gilwee" ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu, 05 Jun 1997 01:14:29 -0600 From: "Shaun P. Orton" Subject: Re: [Fwd: hey guys, i am following directions now. not a chain letter...] Please dont send AP's anymore junk mail. Specifically me, I dont want any junk mail. Shaun :) ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 05 Jun 1997 01:16:48 -0700 From: "Evan E. Zelig" Subject: poe... Psychos. I just noticed that on KCXX X103.9FM's web site, the list the TOP 103.9 Songs of 1996. POE's "angry johnny" is number 2!!! ============================================================================ Evan E. Zelig - ezelig@earthlink.net CHECK OUT BACKSTAGE ONLINE - http://206.43.146.101/backstage/ Among The Top 5% Of All Music Web Sites! Featured In Music Connection Magazine (Vol. XXI, Issue #5) ============================================================================ ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 5 Jun 97 10:39:57 EDT From: Jason M Crawford Subject: Poe in Atlanta?!? Does Does anyone have any information whatsoever about Poe being in Atlanta, GA on June 19th? I could swear I heard her say something about it, but need confirmation before i go roadtripping to the land of the Peach. The sooner the better, cause, if I cannot go there I can still make the Tibetan Freedom Concert in NY. Thanks in advance! apluv Jason Sorrow@poe.org s0jmcraw@atlas.vcu.edu ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 05 Jun 1997 14:15:07 -0400 From: o l i v i a Subject: Re: Welcome to angry-psychos / Intro > 5. INTRODUCE YOURSELF > > Now that you are an Angry Psycho, we would love to know: > (1) Who you are? Olivia Drexler > (2) Where you're from? Virginia, USA > (3) How old you are? 16 > (4) Where you first heard Poe? Egads... on the radio. > (5) What other musicians do you listen to? Ani DiFranco, Paula Cole, Fiona Apple, PJ Harvey, Liz Phair, Jewel, etc... > (6) Any other interesting information you wish to share. (Can't... not supposed to talk to strangers) > E-mail the answers immediately to angry-psychos@smoe.org!!! ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 5 Jun 1997 15:36:30 -0400 From: angel-on-the-moon@juno.com (angel on the moon) Subject: Rise and Shine does anyone know when Poe is going to release Rise and Shine? ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 5 Jun 1997 16:44:15 -0400 (EDT) From: DarthPepr@aol.com Subject: Show in Atlanta Well... since the cat is out the bag (I knew it was only a matter of time) Poe did mention something at Raleigh about a show in Atlanta.... I talked to her about it and here is the information: This is a PRIVATE SHOW.... I have talked to Jarrod so please dont bombard his mailbox with questions... we dont know if we will be able to get anyone at all in or not... that is all the information that there is about the show at this time.... Brad Darthpepr@poe.org ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 5 Jun 1997 16:36:55 -0500 From: Emily Subject: Rise and Shine / psycho contest Does anyone know the lyrics to this song? If so, I would enjoy seeing them. If you wanna see pics of Levar and Poe performing this duet, dont forget to look at the Rochester pics at: http://eagle.cc.ukans.edu/~eskitek/poe/rochpics.html thanx, em (results of the psycho contest will be posted soon.... maybe not till tomorrow though cuz Im getting ready to go to my grandma's... aren't I a nice granddaughter?? : )) ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 5 Jun 1997 17:42:59 -0400 From: angel-on-the-moon@juno.com (angel on the moon) Subject: [none] i don't know if that's actually the name it's probably something else. my friend told me that's what it was, though. all i remeber is that at the Roch. show she kept on sound-checking with this song and she kept singing "rise and shine...". am i mixing something up? AP LOVE, *cleo* ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 5 Jun 1997 19:29:47 -0400 (EDT) From: Dlphinlove@aol.com Subject: Tape tree Hey psycho guys and gals! I got my tape trees today. WOO-HOO!! There's just one word to describe them -- PERFECT!! Not that I expected anything less. Props to everyone that was involved in making them and getting them out to all of us. What can I say? I love all you psychos... :-) Jodi ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 5 Jun 1997 19:32:09 -0400 From: owner-angry-psychos@smoe.org Subject: [none] NS.ROHMELECTRONICS.COM From: Patrick Langley To: "APs'" Subject: NPR: Humor Sender: owner-angry-psychos@smoe.org Precedence: bulk X-To-Unsubscribe: Send mail to "angry-psychos-request@smoe.org" X-To-Unsubscribe: with "unsubscribe" as the body. enjoy everyone This bishop invites a young priest over for dinner. During the meal, the priest can't help noticing how attractive and shapely the housekeeper is. Over the course of the evening he starts to wonder if there's more between the bishop and the housekeeper than meets the eye. Reading the young priest's thoughts, the bishop volunteers, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, my relationship with my housekeeper is purely professional." About a week later the housekeeper comes to the bishop and says, "Excellency, ever since the young Father came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose he took it, do you?" The bishop says, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write him a letter just to be sure." So he sits down and writes: "Dear Father, I'm not saying that you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner." Several days later the bishop receives a letter from the young priest, which reads: "Your Excellency, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with your housekeeper, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with your housekeeper. But the fact remains that if you were sleeping in your own bed, you would have found the gravy ladle by now." ************************************************ HEAVEN Sally comes to her third grade class one day with a very sad look on her face. Miss. Robinson asked Sally why she is so sad...... and Sally tells her that her aunt had just died. All of a sudden, during story time, Sally asked the question "Miss.Robinson, what is the first part of your body that goes to heaven?" "Well, I don't know, Sally" Miss. Robinson replies. "Why don't we let the class answer this one"..... so Miss. Robinson opens the floor up to the class............... "I know, I know" calls out Ellen. "Your heart is the first thing that goes to heaven. Cause we all love Jesus with all our hearts and so our hearts will be the first to join him in heaven" Billy, who is a native American, pipes up, "No, No, No. Your soul is the first thing that goes to heaven because your Spirit lives in your soul.......so when you die your Spirit is the first thing to leave... so your soul will be the first thing to go to heaven. From way in the back of the classroom, Johnny is squirming around and waving his hand like a lunatic. Yes it is the same little Johnny that has haunted many a fine joke., So Miss. Robinson calls on Johnny. She is thinking, you know he can't really cause any damage with this one.................................... "Yes Johnny, what do you think is the first part of your body to go to heaven?" "I KNOW, the first part of your body to go to heaven is your Feet. And I have proof!!!! You see I was walking past my parents bedroom last night, and my mom had her feet in the air pointing toward heaven, and she was screaming......................... Oh God I'm Coming.................... So your feet are the first thing that go to heaven" ************************************************** A man had been lost and wandering in the Chinese wilderness for 3 months. All he had to eat was what he could forage and was forced to sleep wherever he could find meager shelter. One day he came upon an old farm house. In answer to his knock, an old Chinese gentleman asked "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" "I have been lost in the wilderness for 3 months and have not had a decent meal or night's sleep in just as long. May I stay the night?" The old man agreed under the condition that there be no messing with his granddaughter. "I will cause you no trouble," the man said. "That's very good," said the old man, "because if I catch you with my granddaughter, you will suffer the three most severe Chinese tortures." The granddaughter attended the evening meal and the man was awestruck by her beauty. Since he had been alone for so long and she had not been with a man in her life, they could hardly keep their eyes off of each other during the meal. Later that night the man crept into her room and they had a terrific time together. They were careful to be quiet lest they awaken the grandfather. Afterwards, the man returned to his room (on the third floor), and thought: "That marvelous experience was worth enduring a thousand tortures." He then fell promptly asleep and had the best sleep in three months. Upon awakening, he felt an incredible weight on his chest. He then realized that there was a 100-pound rock on his chest. On the rock was a sign that read: "1st Chinese Torture: 100 Pound Rock On Chest." This is some lame torture thought the man as he carried it over to the window and threw it out. Then he noticed another sign on the bottom of the rock: "2nd ChineseTorture: Right Testicle Tied To Rock." Knowing that it was too late to catch the rock, the man hurled himself out of the window after it. Passing through the window the man saw a third sign on the window ledge: "3rd Chinese Torture: Left Testicle Tied To Bedpost." ******************************************** Three Day Weekend One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she will ask a question to the class and anyone who answers correctly doesn't have to go to school the following Monday. On the first Friday, the teacher asks, "How many grains of sand are on the beach?" Needless to say, no one could answer. The following Friday, the teacher asks the class, "How many stars are in the sky?" and again no one could answer. Frustrated, little Johnny decides that the next Friday, he would somehow answer the question and get a 3 day weekend. So Thursday night, Johnny takes two Ping-Pong balls and paints them black. The next day, he brings them to school in a paper bag. At the end of the day, just when the teacher says, "Here's this week's question," Johnny empties the bag to the floor sending the Ping-Pong balls rolling to the front of the room. Because they are young kids who find any disruption of class amusing, the entire class starts laughing. The teacher says, "Okay, who's the comedian with the black balls?" Immediately, little Johnny stands up and says, "Bill Cosby, see you onTuesday!" ************************************************** Free Meat It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop and confronted him with the news that the baby was his and asked what was he going to do about it? Finally he offered to provide her with free meat until the boy was 16. She agreed. He had been counting the years off on his calender, and one day the teenager who had been collecting the meat each week, came into the shop and said, "I'll be 16 tomorrow." "I know," said the butcher with a smile, "I've been counting too, tell your mother, when you take this parcel of meat home, that it is the last free meat she'll get, and watch the expression on her face." When the boy arrived home he told his mother. The woman nodded and said, "Son, go back to the butcher and tell him I have also had free bread, free milk, and free groceries for the last 16 years and watch the expression on HIS face!" ******************************************* MORAL OF THE STORY One day at the end of class little Johnny's teacher has the class go home and think of a story and then end it with a moral. The following day the teacher asks for a volunteer. Little Suzy raises her hand. "My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. One Sunday, we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket & onto the road." When the teacher asked for the moral of the story, Suzy replied, "Don't keep all your eggs in one basket." Next is little Lucy. "Well my dad owns a farm too, and every week we put the chicken eggs into the incubator. Last week only 8 of 12 eggs hatched." The teacher asked for the moral of the story, and Lucy replied, "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched." "Wonderful!" exclaims the teacher. Last is little Johnny. "My Uncle Ted fought in the Vietnam war, and his plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed with only a case of beer, a machine gun and a machete. On the way down he drank the case of beer, and unfortunately landed right in the middle of 100 Vietnamese soldiers. He shot 70 with the machine gun, but ran out of bullets, so he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more. Then the blade on the machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his bare hands." The teacher looks in shock at Johnny and asks if there is possibly any moral to his story. "Sure. Don't fuck with Uncle Ted when he's been drinking." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 5 Jun 1997 19:33:16 -0400 From: Patrick Langley Subject: Poe in Atlanta?!? don't think your alone in hearing something about a hot-lanta show. haven't heard anything that i would call rock hard yet, just POE talking about something like that. mentioned this rumor to rusty, but he had heard nothing about it. since he is the GA-AP i would think he would have heard it announced on a local radio station(unless of course it's a secret or something). jarrod u know anything, hmmmmmmmm?????? - ---------- From: Jason M Crawford[SMTP:s0jmcraw@atlas.vcu.edu] Sent: Thursday, June 05, 1997 9:39AM To: Angry-psychos@smoe.org Subject: Poe in Atlanta?!? Does Does anyone have any information whatsoever about Poe being in Atlanta, GA on June 19th? I could swear I heard her say something about it, but need confirmation before i go roadtripping to the land of the Peach. The sooner the better, cause, if I cannot go there I can still make the Tibetan Freedom Concert in NY. Thanks in advance! apluv Jason Sorrow@poe.org s0jmcraw@atlas.vcu.edu ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 5 Jun 1997 21:19:31 -0400 (EDT) From: Malyson@aol.com Subject: NPR:Hole Does anyone know of a Hole mailing list or web page? If so, write back and tell me about it. Thanks. Bye! Lynsey ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 05 Jun 1997 22:00:04 -0500 From: Dark Magus Subject: Re: Introduce yourself FritzJ2@aol.com wrote: > > Postage paid by: [Image] (1) Who you are? Ben (2) Where you're from? St. Louis, MO (3) How old you are? 16 (4) Where you first heard Poe? From my friend. (5) What other musicians do you listen to? NIN, STP, Ani DiFranco, Depeche Mode, Bach, + many others ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 5 Jun 1997 23:26:22 -0400 (EDT) From: DahIia1@aol.com Subject: Jarrod only Jarrod, I need to have my mail going to dahlia@poe.org forwarded somewhere else. The place where it's being forwarded to now no longer exists (4geeks@synet.net) , I need it to be sent to jezebeix@aol.com. Please tell me if you can, K? Thanx Jezebel ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 5 Jun 1997 23:39:41 -0400 (EDT) From: "Allan Grimm (The Reaper)" Subject: 911 Calling all APs, Anyone who lives near Pittsburg, Pa, especially Munhall, our good ap friend Erik Hartely, otherwise known as EJ has been kicked out of his home by his insane mother. He needs somewhere to go in stay, anyone who can help please do. Even if it is just one night. THIS IS NO JOKE! Contact me or Erik if you can help. Erik's e-mail is ej@poe.org. Thanks for any help for any help you can give. This is when we really need AP love. Allan Reaper@poe.org A A A A Mother is the name Check out the /H| \\___A___// |H\ for God on the lips Angry Psychos //H| \/==v==\/ |H\\ and hearts of all @poe.org // H\\ |<>|<>| //H \\ children. - // H \\ \ | / // H \\ Brandon Lee - // H \\ |\|/| // H \\ The Crow // H \\_________|<|>|_________// H \\ *************************V************************* * * /* Allan Grimm *\ //* The Reaper on 99.3 FM ACRN in Athens Ohio. *\\ // * Check out ACRN on the web at * \\ // * http://oak.cats.ohiou.edu/~acrn * \\ // * A A A A A A * \\ // *******( )( )( )*******************( )( )( )******* \\ // (_)(_)(_) | +-------+ | (_)(_)(_) \\ H ____________ H ________ | +-------+ | ________ H ____________ H H/ \H/ \| +-------+ |/ \H/ \H V V | +-------+ | V V \ \_______/ / Losers always sit around and \ / ************************** whine about doing their best. \ / * * Winners go home and *@?! the ) / * Check out my web page * prom queen! - Sean Connery - / / * oak.cats.ohiou.edu/~lg310895 * The Rock / / * * ( / **************************** \ ( \ ) ) / ( / V ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 5 Jun 1997 23:39:56 -0400 (EDT) From: dk386@freenet.carleton.ca (Erik J. Hartley) Subject: As usual thursday tradition... Hey all... I can't get into poe.org... it's become a usual thursday night tradition for my computer server to die on thursday night.... so... if POE shows up... please someone... ask her to check out my webpage at http://oak.cats.ohiou.edu/~eh108896 for the song lines to that "I love you with a craving..." song that I have tried to get to her for a month now! thanks.... ej ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 05 Jun 1997 21:18:01 PDT From: "Jessica Gilwee" Subject: Who I Am 1~ Who are you? Well, most in internet land know me as Punk~Bitch But, I'm Jessica 2~ Where are you from? I'm from San Diego, Ca 3~ How old are you? I'm 16 4~ Where you first heard Poe? I was at Soma, a local band club for a band I can't even remember...Poe was opening up for them. I was totally taken by her and started calling radio stations. She got air play...then I bought her Cd. 5~ Other Music? I listen to Pearl Jam, Korn, Tool, Rage Against the Machine, Tori Amos, Fiona Apple, and a few locals. - --------------------------------------------------------- Get Your *Web-Based* Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com - --------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------ End of angry-psychos-digest V2 #190 ***********************************