From: owner-angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org (angry-psychos-digest) To: angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org Subject: angry-psychos-digest V1 #57 Reply-To: angry-psychos@smoe.org Sender: owner-angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-angry-psychos-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk X-To-Unsubscribe: Send mail to "angry-psychos-digest-request@smoe.org" X-To-Unsubscribe: with "unsubscribe" as the body. angry-psychos-digest Wednesday, December 4 1996 Volume 01 : Number 057 Today's Subjects: ----------------- my computer got a virus! Re: Poe Ring Name NEW AREA & Disconnected Modem Guestbook SORRY!!! my computer had a virus... i thought. STACY LYNN MACKEL : Funny!!! (fwd) Christmas Party RE-POST: FAQs for 12-18-96 ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue, 03 Dec 1996 12:32:29 EST From: agentorange2@juno.com (Rusty M Shelby) Subject: my computer got a virus! hi all. my computer caught a virus some how.... i turned it on this morning and it didn't want to do anything. this happened after i got my email....so, i believe i have lost about 30 messages....if any of you had any personal mail you send me with in the last 24 hours, i did not (and will not get it)...so please send it again if you can remember what it was. with the wonders of juno, i am able to import my account to any computer with a modem, so i did this on my brother's computer.... so i do now have email access.....the bad thing is that i do not have anything i saved. not even my address book, so only 3 lists that i'm on will get this message. - -rusty ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 3 Dec 1996 11:32:09 -0700 (MST) From: Jarrod Subject: Re: Poe Ring Name On Mon, 2 Dec 1996, MR DARRIN L TODARO wrote: > The Broken Beam > > This one grabbed me.... A fun play on words.... A RING.... BROKEN Jarrod www.poe.org ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 03 Dec 1996 15:55:32 EST From: twistedalanis@juno.com (Dustin Shelby) Subject: NEW AREA & Disconnected Modem Guestbook All, apologies to those of you that have tried to sign the Disconnected Modem guestbook, pergatory has deleted all there guestbooks, and charge for them!!! So, I will change guestbook servers soon (most likely 6 or 7 of this month.) I will let everyone know when this problem is fixed. Also, there is going to be a new *concert story section* were anyone that has been to a POE concert can tell everyone that visits that page. Send your stories to: twistedalanis@juno.com with "POE story" in the subject. ~Ðüš†ïñ Shëlbÿ (Dustin Shelby) TAP List Founder & President, TAP Honorary Executive Dustin's Home Page: http://members.aol.com/AlanisPage/index.html twisted: http://members.aol.com/TAPList/twisted.html Disconnected Modem: http://members.aol.com/TAPList/modem.html ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 03 Dec 1996 16:37:36 EST From: twistedalanis@juno.com (Dustin Shelby) Subject: SORRY!!! I thought I had a origanal idea for the concert story thing but then I remembers that POE.ORG had one, there will no longer be a concert story area!!! If you have and idea for a new area please e-mail me your idea!! ~Ðüš†ïñ Shëlbÿ (Dustin Shelby) TAP List Founder & President, TAP Honorary Executive Dustin's Home Page: http://members.aol.com/AlanisPage/index.html Disconnected Modem: http://members.aol.com/TAPList/modem.html ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 03 Dec 1996 19:56:26 EST From: agentorange2@juno.com (Rusty M Shelby) Subject: my computer had a virus... i thought. ok, so some of you may have heard that my computer crashed....well, sort of. i got a message this morning on the screen that said "your computer may have a virus"....well, it then froze. i had to import my email account on my brothers computer to send the message because i lost about 33 messages this morning. so, if any of you sent me a personal message, i may not have gotten it. anyway, my 14 year old brother got home and fixed the problem! it had something to do with the screen saver i think. anyway, that's my crazy story for the day. back to normal now. i just missed out on a few messages. - -rusty (agentorange2@juno.com) POE has a mailing list! for info: angry-psychos-request@smoe.org web page, "Disconnected Modem": http://members.aol.com/TAPList/modem.html "the future is a slut. she promises herself to everyone..." -poe SHERYL CROW on Leno... TONIGHT!!!! (12/3) ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 03 Dec 1996 20:07:42 EST From: agentorange2@juno.com (Rusty M Shelby) Subject: STACY LYNN MACKEL : Funny!!! (fwd) - --------- Begin forwarded message ---------- From: STACY LYNN MACKEL To: student , whittx00@wfu.edu,andrea chamblin ,senetra smith -- SENETRA SHAJUAN SMITH ,heather watkins -- HEATHER BRIANA WATKINS ,natalie akpele -- NATALIE ORIANA AKPELE ,teko turner -- TEKO TOURAY TURNER ,agentorange2@juno.com, juned@citadel.edu, catann@arches.uga.edu Subject: Funny!!! (fwd) Date: Tue, 3 Dec 1996 16:59:33 -0500 (EST) Message-ID: Sorry about the forwarded messages, but I couldn't stop laughing..... just read.... > > ----------Subject: embarassing situations... >> >> This is a true story!!!!!!!!!! >> >> >> NICE PANTS: >> This guy lives in Westchester, NY and goes to school at Ithaca >> College. For two years, he has wanted to ask a certain girl (who is >> also from Westchester and also goes to Ithaca) out on a date, but >has >> never had the courage. >> Finally, one day over the summer, he sees her at home and musters >up >> the courage to ask her out. She accepts, and they make dinner >plans >> for Saturday night. >> >> Friday night, this guy goes out with all of his buddies, and drinks >> like Prohibition is coming back. Saturday, he is in such bad shape >> that he can't make it through twenty minutes without either puking >or >> shitting. >> After >> several hours of this, he is able to stop puking, but he is still >> running >> to the toilet every 20 minutes to shit. He doesn't want to cancel >the >> date, >> >> >> because he's afraid he won't ever talk to her again. So they meet >in >> Westchester, and take the train to New York City (about a 30 minute >> ride). >> >> They get to the restaurant, and he excuses himself during the >> appetizers to use the bathroom. They enjoy the rest of the >appetizers >> without interruption, but he has to go back again during the >entrees. >> They decide to get dessert. During dessert, our hero feels another >> rumbling, but doesn't want to look like a complete bathroom freak, >so >> he holds it. After a few minutes, the rumbling subsides, but he >still >> has a bit of gas stored up. He decides to let this little bit of >gas >> fly right there at the table (discreetly, of course). >Unfortunately, >> this little bit of gas came with another little surprise. "Oh >shit," >> he thinks (and feels). Instead of running to the bathroom right >away, >> our hero immediately leans on the arms of his chair to keep from >> sitting on this surprise. He maintains this yoga position for the >> rest of dessert, trying to figure out what to do before his tan >pants >> (a) start to smell, or (b) start to show stains on the outside. >> >> He quickly pays for dinner and they leave the restaurant. Oh, by >the >> way, he is walking like a cowboy. On the way to the train station, >> they pass the Gap. >> >> "Do you mind if I run in and buy a sweater that I was looking at >last >> week?" he asks. >> >> "No problem, I'd like to look around too," she replies. >> >> They go into the Gap. Fortunately, at the Gap, men's fashions are >on >> the right, women's fashions are on the left. They split up. Our >hero >> grabs the first sweater within reach, and hurries back to the >khakis. >> After selecting a pair that most closely resemble his current >outfit, >> he brings both items >> to the register. His eyes are on his date (still on the other side >of >> the store) to make sure that she doesn't see him buying the pants. >He >> doesn't even want the sweater, so he says through clenched teeth >(just >> in case his date can read lips from 40 feet away) "Just the pants." >> >> "What?" asks the Gap girl. >> >> "Just the pants!" (Eyes still trained on his date.) >> >> Gap girl: "Oh, OK." >> >> He pays for the pants and walks over to his date, then they leave >the >> store. They board the train just before it leaves the station and >> find two seats >> in the middle of the car. Without sitting down, our hero excuses >> himself and >> >> >> walks to the bathroom in the back of the car. He gets to the >bathroom >> as the train departs, and quickly rips off his pants and boxer >shorts. >> He rolls them into a ball and throws them out the window. After >> cleaning himself off, he opens the Gap bag and pulls out...just the >> sweater. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT TO THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU WOULD DO IN THIS >> SITUATION. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> As you must have realized, the only solution is to wear the sweater >as >> pants. So he squeezes his legs into the arms of the sweater and >pulls >> the rest of the fabric tight around his waist. He can only keep >> himself covered by hunching over. Walking will be a new challenge >> altogether. >> >> Rather than going through the absolute trauma of returning to his >seat >> and explaining (or creating an elaborate lie to explain) the entire >> incident, our hero waits in the bathroom until the train stops at >the >> next station. He waits until the moment the train starts to pull >away >> from the station, then dashes out of the bathroom (as quickly as a >> hunched over cowboy with sweater pants can dash) and jumps off the >> train. He is lost and stranded somewhere between New York City and >> Westchester. >> >> He hasn't seen the girl since. >> >> >> > >Karen Rameika >Aquidneck Management Associates >Krameika@amaltd.com > > > > --------- End forwarded message ---------- > --------- End forwarded message ---------- > > > > > > - --------- End forwarded message ---------- ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 03 Dec 1996 21:26:15 -0600 From: Roberta Dostal Subject: Christmas Party Hallo, Tony. Actually (whilst still a very devoted fan) I am not from Seattle, that just happens to be my real name. I was born and raised in that particular city, however. Unfortunately, with my name, many stupid jokes are made ("is your last name Washington?" is rather common) so I use my craft name more often. Anyway, to the point. I have been to Mississippi Nights before, about four months ago, to be exact. It was for the Super 8, POE, Sponge concert. After the show, my friends and I sat out in the alley behind the place. After a while, the goddess herself came out, sat on the ground with us, and chatted for about two hours. I even got a drink of her Diet Coke. Needless to say, it was fucking cool! I also found a piece of glass that looked like a shoe and I named it Miranda, but I guess you probably didn't want to know that. ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 3 Dec 1996 23:20:52 -0700 (MST) From: Jarrod Subject: RE-POST: FAQs for 12-18-96 This is a RE-POST... If you have sone this thank you. If not think about it.... Jarrod webman@poe.org On Thu, 28 Nov 1996, Jarrod wrote: > > > > WWW.POE.ORG > > Dear Angry Psychos... > > I am going to see POE on the 18th... > > As her time is limited. I want to make this the most productive encounter > that I have ever had with POE. > Calling ALL AqEsTionS > Calling all questions... Be on the look-out for the answer. She stands > six feet and has the heart of a princess. > > I want to ask her all the questions that our hearts' desire. I am going > to fire them off at a machine gun pace. So go for it! > > Please no "life story..." questions. > C' Mon. I only get to see POE for minutes as it is. I need to be > focused. > > This will be a quiet environment. We will be chatting. So ask some REAL > stuff... You know what has been printed! So search for more of the > truth. She is available and I will be the faucet thet delivers the > answers. > ********************* > I want to know about her brother... I heard her mention him while living > in Utah. Where-is he-now type of thing. > *********** > I am going to print out every piece of email I get. She is going to read > the questions for herself. Infact I am going to make a little binder > and give it to her. So if you have something to say, and not necessarly > a question, please reply. I'll get the answers. > > > Take Care All > Jarrod > (Phx) > > P.s. I set forthe possibility that I will get atleast one question from > every angry-psycho. I think it would be awesome to drop a pile of papers > in her hands and say this is from every angry-psycho there is. > > MAKING A STAND...... We Are Angry Psychos We Are POE, in our own little > world. > > > (piece ) > > > > WWW.POE.ORG angry-psychos-request@smoe.org ------------------------------ End of angry-psychos-digest V1 #57 **********************************