From: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org (alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest) To: ammf-digest@smoe.org Subject: alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest V14 #8033 Reply-To: ammf@fruvous.com Sender: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest Friday, December 10 2021 Volume 14 : Number 8033 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Youâve Been Cursed ["Manifest Wealth" ] Fast, Secure, and Private Ad-Free Browsing ["Special Offer!" Subject: Youâve Been Cursed Youbve Been Cursed http://neurohealthy.us/uTrZxxWLEEJdSE6V1EIDNbhYycQs14KRBf9CPLyd_TevraWtQA http://neurohealthy.us/0hh_luMfencxR5VWk9j4w83BwKykwiBdZnuEcd1OW-LiUQAf6Q rash Canyon From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Jump to navigationJump to search Crash Canyon Crash Canyon.png Genre Adult animation Animated sitcom Created by Jamie LeClaire Phil Lafrance Kyle MacDougall Developed by Joel Cohen Written by Joel Cohen Andy Lee Calvin Gary Chuck Tatham Craig Martin Edgar Lyall Emer Connon Greg Lawrence Laurie Elliott Mark Forward Meghan Read Pat and Ben Thornton Rob Sheridan Tim Long Directed by Greg Lawrence Voices of Patrick McKenna Jennifer Irwin Bryn McAuley Joanne Vannicola Dwayne Hill Shoshana Sperling Gil Anderson Tarah Consoll Martin Roach Marium Carvell Jajube Mandiela Anand Rajaram Teresa Pavlinek Tara Strong Peter Keleghan Composer Jeff Morrow Country of origin Canada Original language English No. of seasons 2 No. of episodes 26 Production Executive producers Joan Lambur Ira Levy Producer Greg Lawrence Editors Tom Berger Kirk Hudson Running time 22 minutes Production companies Breakthrough Entertainment Jam Filled Entertainment Elliott Animation Release Original network Teletoon at Night MTV Original release September 18, 2011 b March 3, 2013 External links Website Production website Crash Canyon is a Canadian adult animated sitcom which premiered on Teletoon at Night in Canada and was distributed globally by MTV. It told the story of the community living at the bottom of a canyon. The Wendell family was looking for an original holiday by caravan but their trip ends sooner than expected at the bottom of a canyon in Alberta, Canada. The canyon walls are too high to climb and there is no way out. Soon they find out there is a whole community of 29 or 30 survivors from previous crashes down there. Dollars are not accepted and they use golf tees as a currency. Contents 1 Development 2 Characters 2.1 Wendells 2.2 Butanes 2.3 Manderbelts 2.4 Charbonneaus 2.5 Other characters 2.6 One-time characters 3 Episodes 3.1 Season 1 3.2 Season 2 4 Telecast and home media 5 References 6 External links Development Crash Canyon launched on September 18, 2011. Joel Cohen, a Canadian expatriate living in Los Angeles while writing for The Simpsons, said that creating an animated Canadian show with fellow expatriates would allow to write "jokes only hosers would get". He recruited ex-Canadian writers Tim Long of The Simpsons and Chuck Tatham of How I Met Your Mother to write scripts for the series. Co-producer and story editor Greg Lawrence said that they have tried not to put too much emphasis on the family trying to escape the canyon. "It's not Gilligan's Island where every episode is: 'This week we're getting off the island.' But we do keep the sentiment alive, so as you move through the series there are attempts to get out and all fail." In 2013, Teletoon released a press statement to Bubbleblabber saying that the network will not be moving forward with a third season of the series. "Unfortunately a third season of Crash Canyon is not in our plans at this time." The show ended on March 3, 2013. Characters Wendells Norman "Norm" Wendell: Head of the family. An extremely rational engineer, he never loses his temper and is arguably the sanest person in the Canyon. He has very little social skill and often tries to solve his problems with science, only to fail. Sheila Wendell: Norm's wife. She is easily enraged but also a very loving and caring mother and wife. She openly hates Vernon, Beverly and Angel. Roxanne "Roxy" Wendell: The Wendell's teenage daughter, she is consistently portrayed as extremely self-centered and selfish, and constantly complains about being stuck in the canyon. She does show occasional love for her family, but this is rare. Jacob "Jake" Wendell: Wendells' son, a 10-year old scam artist obsessed with making money through scams, gambling and fraud. He respects his father more than his sister does. Is often seen alongside Sid's children Sly and Butch. Vernon "Vern" Wendell: Norm's morbidly obese third cousin who had accompanied the family on vacation. Vernon is enormously overweight and rides around on a mobility scooter. He's also an alcoholic. Vernon is mean, ill-tempered and stupid, making him one of the least liked inhabitants of the canyon. He lives out of the family's crashed mini ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 10 Dec 2021 07:37:49 -0500 From: "Special Offer!" Subject: Fast, Secure, and Private Ad-Free Browsing Fast, Secure, and Private Ad-Free Browsing http://thyroidation.us/6hWvTBxDPYOJjhSxummMx0COv6EGFaBhqbLZt9rTM4c8O3Nfiw http://thyroidation.us/CNSWaDOP58lbBOEl-3xxmTAe8ZoMMSDFoqQiHkY2d5K3XO13Ag anes Note: The entire hillbilly family speaks grammatical false English, and writes letters in false direction. Also, everyone of them is very dimwitted, bordering mental retardation. Sid: Former British punk rocker. His main hit was a song called "I Wanna Punch A Rainbow", which can be heard in some episodes. He obviously has a drug problem, and most of time talks about pointless things. He wears a safety pin in his nose and has two earrings on every ear. He and his family ended up in the canyon after a plane crash. Emily: Sid's wife. She is dimwitted, like the rest of her family, but seems to be more responsible to her children than her husband. She thinks French talking men are very romantic. Mace: The Butanes' love-sick teenage daughter. She desperately looks for a boyfriend (even going so far as to date animals or create one in her mind). She is friends with Roxy and Pristine, but only Roxy can hold the trio together. Sly (blonde) and Butch (brown haired): Perverse younger sons of the Butanes. They have bad teeth and are extremely stupid, often endangering their lives because of it. They are friends (or rather, sidekicks) of Jake. They also seem to have an incestuous crush on their sister and each other; however, this can come from their dumbness. Manderbelts Reginald: Owner of Manderbelt Industries, husband of Beverly and father to Royce, Pristine and Vaughn. He is a very arrogant, selfish and snobbish man who often boasts about his wealth. He and his family wanted to move with their home (literally), but ended up in the canyon. Beverly: The snobby matron of the Manderbelts. She is as arrogant as her husband, and sometimes even more. She has a creepy crush on her son Royce, and she even bathes him. Bjorn: The family's Norwegian servant, who never speaks (although it's never revealed why). It seems that he dates Frida sometimes. He has a very muscular build, and he does everything the Manderbelts tell him to do, irrelevant of how bad or immoral it is. According to Reginald, he has to take the Manderbelt's behaviour because he is poor. Princess The Manderbelts' two legged, disabled cat. Royce: The Manderbelts' son. Very handsome, he is Roxy's love interest until season 2. Pristine: The Manderbelts' middle child and only daughter who is also a friend of Roxy. Unlike the other Manderbelts, Pristine is much less snobby and arrogant and rather kind and friendly towards the other inhabitants causing her to be regarded as ugly by the rest of her family, in spite of her nice appearance. Vaughn: Youngest son and undefeated antagonist, he has anger issues. He does not say much aside from saying "IB4m Vaughn". His parents do nothing to stop his aggressive behavior nor discipline him. Charbonneaus Angel: Mother/daughter team who tours the junior beauty pageant circuit. They, like the Manderbelts, are very arrogant, and sometimes even more. Despite the fact that Angel is manipulating and mischievous, she loves her daughter dearly and is very maternal towards her. Brandi: Ruthless girl very spoiled and unlike Roxy, she only cares about herself. StC)phane: Gay coach for Brandi's modelling. He acts like a stereotypical arrogant French man. Other characters Sarah Forbes: Ever optimist cheerleader. She acts as the mayor of Crash Canyon and has every time the presidency on every meeting. She is always happy and never seems to lose her nerves. She lives in a school bus. She also runs the canyons school. Nalappat Brajabashimayum and Dummy: Indian ventriloquist and his abusive dummy. He treats his dummy like a living being. Nalappat runs the only bar in the canyon, in which a strange drink made by himself is served. It is unknown what the recipe is but, according to him, it will get you drunk. Frida Dominguez: A Mexican lady, she runs a restaurant with the lowest hygiene standards. She has been married countless times. She is a very sexually active person and has an affair with Bjorn. Colton Steel and Private Lippy: Astronauts who ended up in the canyon when their capsule landed there after re-entry. Colton is a very patriotic astronaut, while Lippy has a crush on Roxy. They both are the best friends. He is the only one in the canyon with American nationality. Earl: A biker thug who ended up in the canyon after a friend from his group punched buggied him. He is very violent, but can be humorous sometimes. He has a large beard and red hair. Hiko: Elder Japanese man, he talks like a stereotypical fast talking Asian. Most people in the canyon seem to not get that he is Japanese, as many believe him to be Chinese, Taiwanese or of other Asiatic descent, which angers him. Mrs. Mcgurck and Bear: An abusive old lady who throws her insults and tortures at a brown bear (after she believed it ate her husband) and treats him like a slave. The bear takes it. Pete and Carol: Ambulance attendants, most of the time they act very amoral and irresponsible for their occupation. They make many jokes. They ended up in the canyon after Pete let go of the wheel and they went off the road. 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Find sources: "DanceLife" b news B7 newspapers B7 books B7 scholar B7 JSTOR (February 2010) (Learn how and when to remove this template message) DanceLife Created by Jennifer Lopez Maurissa Tancharoen Kevin Tancharoen Starring Jennifer Lopez Celestina Aladekoba Blake McGrath Jersey Maniscalco Kenny Wormald Nolan Padilla Staci Flood Country of origin United States No. of episodes 8 Production Executive producer Jennifer Lopez Running time 30 minutes Production companies Nuyorican Productions MTV Series Entertainment Release Original network MTV Original release January 15 b March 5, 2007 External links Website DanceLife (also known as J.Lo's DanceLife in the UK) is a 2007 dance-oriented reality show, featuring and produced by Jennifer Lopez. The series follows the lives of seven dancers trying to break into the world of professional dance and trying to "make it" in Hollywood. DanceLife premiered on January 15, 2007, and concluded its first season on March 5, 2007. The show has had guest appearances from Ashlee Simpson, Nelly Furtado, Mary J. Blige, Omarion, The Pussycat Dolls, and Ashley Roberts. The theme song is "Find A New Way" by Young Love. Contents 1 Cast 2 Episode guide 2.1 Season One 3 External links Cast Blake McGrath The Canadian, who was a third-place male in the first season of So You Think You Can Dance, is a sought after dancer in Hollywood with a long list of credits including: dancing for Madonna, Janet Jackson, and Britney Spears to name a few; momentarily seen in Rent and doing commercials for iPod and GAP. McGrath is now a judge and choreographer on So You Think You Can Dance Canada. Staci Flood The former Pussycat Dolls member who has been dancing professionally for over a decade has performed with Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, and Christina Aguilera and her film credits include Collateral, and Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle. Her career ambitions include singing, with a proposed CD release. Michelle "Jersey" Maniscalco The former Philadelphia Eagles cheerleader and Las Vegas showgirl from New Jersey has trained in everything from acrobatics to ballet, and is hoping that dance will be her ticket to fame and her way out of debt. Her nickname is "Jersey". She came second in Wade Robson's MTV show Wade Robson Project, but lost to Tyler Banks. She is now a member of the girl group Pussycat Dolls. Kenny Wormald The former baseball player from Boston, with a "Southey" accent to prove it, has danced in videos with Jennifer Lopez, Madonna, Nelly Furtado, Mariah Carey and Prince. He has also starred in You Got Served and played one of the lead roles in Center Stage: Turn It Up. In 2009, he toured with The Pussycat Dolls on the Doll Domination Tour. In 2011, Wormald played Ren McCormack in the re-make of Footloose, a role made famous by Kevin Bacon. Nolan Padilla After teaching himself how to dance by watching Janet Jackson videos, he moved to Los Angeles from Wyoming with no car, no connections, no money and a dark past, and is hoping his hard work and talent will lead him to a big break and a big paycheck, but for the moment he's not giving up his day job. In episode 7, "Double Booked", in a conversation with his mother, Nolan talked about how his relationship with his father has become strained due to his coming out. During episode 8, "The Last Dance", Padilla and his father reconcile when Padilla's father attends his performance at New York's Gay Pride Celebration. He also was on tour with Miley Cyrus on her WonderWorld tour in 2009. Nolan is currently performing in the Cirque Du Soleil show LOVE. Celestina at the 79th Annual Academy Awards Children Uniting Nations/Billboard after-party Celestina Aladekoba With almost no professional training, Aladekoba, who is originally from Nigeria, has become a music video "It Girl" after recently co-starring in Prince's "Black Sweat" video. The driven performer sees dance as a first step to greater success.[citation needed] Episode guide Season One Episode 1 b "Auditions" The life of an up-and-coming dancer can be rough, especially when you have yet to get your foot in the door. There's buzz that a big audition for a Jennifer Lopez project is coming up, and everyone's life comes to a halt when they get a phone call inviting them to the try-out. The competition level at the audition is high, and the atmosphere is nerve-wracking as the choreographers begin to warm up hopeful candidates. The room goes silent when J-Lo enters with Marc Anthony on her arm. 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