From: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org (alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest) To: ammf-digest@smoe.org Subject: alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest V14 #7007 Reply-To: ammf@fruvous.com Sender: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-ammf-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest Sunday, July 25 2021 Volume 14 : Number 7007 Today's Subjects: ----------------- A Crazy Fact About Home Depot ["TedsWoodworking" ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun, 25 Jul 2021 12:25:44 -0400 From: "TedsWoodworking" Subject: A Crazy Fact About Home Depot A Crazy Fact About Home Depot http://savagee.us/_c0THQZpC5U0jFQVUYINaOLwzovxnvZC2Xcax8w4lwHB-_4 http://savagee.us/fOUxnwmyebftOnPrk8xROBTrzCZ0Qfb_NCrY-oUPJ97vqTNI hael Newman is an architect who is consistently bullied by his overbearing boss, John Ammer, and often chooses work over his wife Donna and his two children, Ben and Samantha. One day, Michael visits the retail store Bed Bath & Beyond to buy a universal remote control. He stumbles around the various departments before falling asleep. Upon waking, he accepts a free remote control from a man named Morty, who warns him that it can never be returned. Michael learns that the remote can be used to control reality much like a television. He uses it to his advantage at work, to cause light-hearted mischief, and to fast-forward past illnesses. Morty tells Michael that during these times, his body is on "auto-pilot", going through his motions of everyday life while his mind skips ahead. Thinking that Ammer has promoted him to a partnership, Michael buys bicycles for his children and a purse for Donna. However, Ammer tells him that he has not yet been promoted and thus cannot afford the gifts and has to return them. Angry that he upset his family, Michael uses the remote to skip ahead to his promotion, thus missing a year of his life. During this time, he and Donna have entered marriage counseling, his children have matured, and the family dog has died. The remote, having learned his preferences, starts time-skipping automatically. Each time Michael attem ------------------------------ End of alt.music.moxy-fruvous digest V14 #7007 **********************************************